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#but it's like. 75% of it. so google the rest you lazy ass sugar tongs
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*sniff sniff sniffs but in a charismatic anteater/hedgehog-nibbling-ripe-pumpkin flesh sorta style* ah new tumblr feature
#freeeeeeeeessshhhhhhh
#or sliiiiiightly more likely
#i am just really impressively bad at noticing routine update alerts
#who knows *shrug emoji i still can't pronounce*
#you have my Most apologies.
#sincerely i have NOT been sleeping recently in a respectable NOR conscientious pattern
#hashtag ignore me im a disgrace
#BUT sidenote a disgrace that has learned 3 different salsa recipes and TWO AND A HALF STEW RECIPES
#in the last week alone so
#it's possible i may be incredibly attractive and charismatic actually?
#...no no nope. just deeply sleep deprived probably.
#it's 6 A dot fuck the M
#ok ok ok MORAL OF THE STORY IS:
#BASICALLY ANY MIXTURE OF BROTH AND ROOT VEG CAN BE TURNED INTO A STEW
#YOUR PREFERENCE OF MEAT/GREEN VEG CAN BE ADDED FOR YOUR OUR SATISFACTION AND I RECOMMEND IT!
#but fundamentally root veg + broth will give you a good start
#AND BE GENEROUS W/ THE GARLIC + SEASONING AS PER USU
#basically just throw in the shit that gives you good vibes and simmer on low for 2.5 hours
#ok that is NOT a valid recipe
#but it's like. 75% of it. so google the rest you lazy ass sugar tongs
#(fyi the new feature i only just noticed is the Featured Tags thing)
#(i really like a lot of the User Interface changes tumblr has made recently and I feel sorta defensive about it
#like im back in middle school and feel the terrifying need to prove to the other lunch table kids that my Transformers OC
#could kick THEIR transform OC in the AC/DC socket!
#...i wasn't even in the fandom i didn't know what a transformer OR a socket was I JUST WANTED TO DRAW FAST CARS
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