#or sliiiiiightly more likely

[magkinetix]

sigh. maturing is realizing if my ocs were even slightly more toxic than they already are they'd literally just be silvergifting.

[rosykims]

the way tactician + the full party mod has straight up reignited my enjoyment of the game.... i went to bed at 5am this morning 🙂

[coquelicoq]

the onset of voicing in the /b/ and /p/ phonemes are different in french than in english which is why french p's sometimes sound like b's to me, but for some reason i have not been able to replicate this yet in my own speech except in the word "père". pretty solid on pronouncing père, not at all on pronouncing any other word with a p in it. baby steps i guess.

[juniperhillpatient]

my absolute favorite brand of comedy has always been & will always be needlessly controversial / shocking & ultimately stupid shit that touches on hot topics but lampoons them & doesn’t feel like a hollow attempt at some deep political message. it’s also essential to me that this happens without punching down at already oppressed groups. this is why I usually love shows like it’s always sunny in philadelphia blue mountain state south park etc but then there’s generally handfuls of episodes that I despise to my core in such shows

[girlgrouptrash101]

Karina (Aespa) as Your Girlfriend

Requests:

"aespa’s karina as your gf please?"

"Can you do Karina from aespa as a girlfriend please?"

"I would like to request Aespa Karina as your girlfriend 😍"

"hi!! i hope your having a great day and i hope your doing well, can i request aespa’s karina as your gf? thank you~"

"Hello! Can I please request Aespa’s Karina as your girlfriend? Thank you!"

A/N: cannot believe it has been over 2 years since I've written anything lol. so here's a lil something to try get the creative juices flowing again wOO 🤭

- C

when 99% of the relationship is you just staring at karina and wondering how someone can be that beautiful. as you SHOULD

idk why but i feel like karina is the perfect person for the trope where she would make a habit of going to the same coffee shop every day even though she hates coffee,, just because you were the cute barista that worked there

despite her cool and composed aura, she unfortunately had no idea how to talk to you outside of ordering a drink; her brain would just fizzle out whenever she tried to strike up further conversation 🥲

so you had to be the one to take the first step, which took a hot minute because perhaps. miss yoo jimin had a sliiiiiightly threatening aura at first (you quickly learned she was really just a cutie patootie behind that stoic face she tended to wear. teehee)

after gaining enough courage, you ended up asking her out for coffee because you thought hm,, she comes here every day for coffee she must love it!

safe to say it was a little surprising when she responded with a very embarrassed "...i don't even like coffee"

with the tips of her ears flushing red as she had to explain her reasoning behind coming in every day

you decided instead to take her to the carnival that came to town every summer

[insert cliche top of the ferris wheel kiss here]

and every summer since then you've always gone to the carnival together, the two of you running around to go on all the rides like little kids, never getting tired of it even though you do the same thing every time it comes

she's the kind of girl to be super head over heels for you but never admit it until those times where you lay side by side in bed at night, your eyes doing your best to see each other's silhouettes in the dark

her hand coming up to rest on your cheek, thumb gently caressing your face as she reminds you of how much you mean to her

but don't bring it up the morning after unless you wanna get hit with the "idek what you're talking about i would never be so sappy 🤨"

fit checks!!!

refuses to leave the house in said fit unless you send a paragraph in all caps hyping her tf up (it's just what she deserves!)

queen of soft launching your relationship on social media 🥹

like IG stories of flowers you gave her, or your hands intertwined, but nothing too much more than that

because it's her relationship and she doesn't need the world to know about every little thing you two get up to,, that's for her to know and her only

well......... her and the aespa girlies who can't help but smile every time their leader comes home and launches herself face first into her pillow, gushing over how much she likes you and how nice your date was

(which she will NEVER admit happens. she's no softie, okay? okay. yes she is hehehehe)

ningning stealing karina's phone at the dorm and blowing your phone up with memes n sending off guard pics of Karina lol <3

Loves going for walks in the park nearby, no matter the weather or time, especially if there's something on her mind and she just wants to get some fresh air and chat it out with you

lives in your hoodies whether you like it or not, you have no choice cuz girlie just treats your wardrobe as hers

never brings PJs when she's staying at yours as an excuse for you to lend her even more clothes

brings a film camera everywhere,, her favourite thing is when the film fills up and she gets the pictures developed so she can bring them back to you and you can look back over the memories shared together

scrapbooking together !!! will even spend hours in the stationary shop looking for the perfect pen/washi tape to use for it hehe.

Can't stand it but also loves it when you compliment her as often as you do

(but it hurts ur heart a little when you feel she doesn't believe what you say is true, you wish she could feel the same love she has for you for herself too :[ )

so you pledge to always be there to lift her up and be her #1 fan!! in both day to day life and as a My of course

which meanssss first row seats to all the aespa concerts, practice nights, just generally supporting her through thick and thin, and she will no doubt do the same for you!

and that one day you came to an aespa fansign to surprise her 🥹 she had to hold back all the affection she wanted to give you :((((

gaming nights 🤓 and by gaming i mean gardenscapes....... god she's such a lil nerd

anime nights 🤓 her getting all excited when her faves come on screen, smacking you on the leg repeatedly with joy while she explains what's going on (because as much as you enjoy sitting down to watch her favourite shows w her, you really didn't understand half of it LOL)

loooooves late night arcade dates

especially so she can win plushies in the claw machines,,, or rather, you can win them for her (so chivalrous 😁)

her love for claw machine plushies gets so bad that your bed now has a mountain of them stacked up that you have to throw off before bed everyyyyy night omg

not to change the subject but like. Karina's morning cuddles 🥹

or for the mornings where you wake up late, your eyes opening to the sound of her padding back into the bedroom to check on you, a smile creeping onto your face as you feel the bed sink where she sits by your side

and when she leans over to kiss your forehead, her gorgeous locks framing her face while her cute glasses slip down her nose 🥹🥹🥹 IM GONNA CRY

tldr; the softest girl that just wants to be loved the way she loves you 😔

[koostarcandy]

quiet love

summary: a night where jungkook's actions speak louder than his words.

pairing: jungkook x reader

genre: fluff <3!

a/n: i was going thru reels and struck inspo :] hope you like this :)) koo calls oc squishy here hope its okay ^^ this is sliiiiiightly(?) personal :] oktybyeeeee mwah ily and happy holidays (sorry im late)!!!

"eat more, baby, i saw you skip dessert at the buffet. the cheesecake is all for you, promise."

your heart is practically melting, despite the freezing weather outside. your chest clenches slightly when jungkook remembers the tiniest of details when it comes to you, for instance, the buffet. being the holiday season, you've been nomming away (how jungkook describes it) at any christmas-themed food you see. naturally, you were growing sick and tired of sweet stuff, choosing to try out savoury things you usually never try out at the buffet you both usually go together for christmas lunches. on the way back, jungkook noticed your mood sliding down like snow going down a steep roof. he abruptly stopped at a bakery, promising to be back in 5 minutes.

now, your eyes have that sparkle when you have your favourite sweet things, much to jungkook's relief. you can get pretty moody when you don't have your dessert, which he learnt the hard way.

you glance at jungkook's focused eyes on the road, hand on the steering wheel and tattooed one holding your gloved one, absentmindedly thumbing your hand. you carefully give him a bite of the cheesecake, which he took happily. you let boney m fill the quiet and comforting atmosphere, spotting the familiar buildings which lead up to your shared penthouse.

actions speak louder than words and you never thought you'd be able to live through the saying.

like right now, where you admitted to forgetting to stock up on milk and apologized profusely, knowing jungkook was looking forward to making the viral hot chocolate going around. he held your neck and pulled you in for a long kiss, pulling back to peck your forehead, saying he'd go and get the milk and marshmallows, telling you to pull up the grinch and the cookies he got from the bakery awhile back. you weakly protested, saying it was way too cold and dark out and that you could always try out the drink another day. he pulled on his puffy jacket and beanie, vehemently declaring he'd make christmas night better by going out now.

he was always the first to run out if an essential grocery item was out in your pantry, almost never letting you go with him because he preferred you staying within the warm and safe walls of your shared abode. he always lets you lean on him, even when doing the most mundane of tasks. jungkook's carefully stirring the hot pot of dark brown and warm chocolate, arm around your waist while you read the instructions. you lean back on him, sighing at the confusingly tedious task of making a cup of hot choco.

his arm slides up and goes around your shoulders, pulling you closer and leaving an array of kisses on the side of your neck, his silent way of telling you how much he loves this evening with you. he pours the warm liquid into your favourite mug, looking at you while you take the first sip.

"oh, it's so good, koo! not too sweet but not too bitter, it's amazing. here, have a sip, baby." you hold the mug between both your hands, positioning it right infront of his lips so he'd have easy access.

"thanks, squishy but i'd rather take it from here," he gently puts the mug away, cupping your face in his warm hands and kissing you sweetly. "tastes perfect to me," he mumbles, leaning his forehead against yours and wrapping his arms around you.

"squish, i swear, the movie is great, my eyelids are just abit heavy right now."

you chuckle amusedly at jungkook's attempt to stay awake through home alone 3, his tight hold around you getting looser when he nods off. "come on, off to bed," you decide, slipping out of the burrito you were wrapped in when you said it was abit chill. it's 1.35 am now and sleep's slow yet steady hold on you is visible on both of your faces, laughing when you yawn together. jungkook's the first to get up, pulling you up effortlessly and letting you lead the way to bed.

you're the first to fall face first into your pillow, wordlessly patting the pillow next to you. you can feel the mattress dip, the covers being pulled over you and the lights are off. you shift so you can see jungkook's face, doe eyes looking straight back at yours. you thumb his cheeks, poking the dimple which peeks through. a tender kiss is placed on your forehead, followed by hands making sure you're in the warm confines of the blanket and get no hint of the cold winds outside.

jungkook maybe a man of many words, cheesy and loving but his actions will always speak louder for him.

he complains of keeping track of important days but you'll find a random strawberry cheesecake on your desk, a handwritten note celebrating 25 months of the first time you both took a trip overseas.

he's proud of you being confident in yourself, always full of compliments when you show up in the latest outfit for your night out. he ends up zipping you up in his leather jacket when he picks you up at 2.30 from the club, softly telling you that he'd rather take you home quietly than make a scene with the weird creeps looking at you from down the street.

he holds you close when the weight on your shoulders become heavier, knowing soft words cannot calm the raging storm in your mind. instead, he listens. he has you lean back on the couch while he massages your legs, his doting attention always on you.

sometimes, he has you accompany him in his late night gaming sessions, hugging his arm and finishing off his abandoned snacks. he fake winces in pain when you impulsively bite his bicep, saying it's his fault for wearing sleeveless tees around the house. he apologizes insincerely, tossing away his controller so he could get his revenge back by tickling you. it always ends up with him snuggling upto you, your adoring hands leading him to sleep.

just like how it is right now.

you cuddle up to him, rubbing his back with your hand while he simply puts his head on your chest, looking up at you to make sure you're comfy. you boop his nose and smile, eyes closing in content with your tender and warm lover.

pt time: @armys-dna ; @junsai-tree ; @soobhyun ; @shatzkrinslinzki ; @jinsquishes ; @cherishoshi ; @fragmentof-indifference ; @indgio ; @jjkeverlast ; @parkdatjimin ; @yoogijk

[spookberry]

I love when an anime mom is just like a carbon copy of her daughter, but her hair style is a little more casual and a sliiiiiightly duller color. I think its funny.

[sciderman]

i’m sorry if this has been asked before but do you by any chance have any recs for wade ? i’m currently reading the 2008 run which i really enjoy

i'm glad you're enjoying way's run! deadpool fans are generally split down the middle on that one - i think it's unfairly dunked on, but it's not by any stretch my favourite either - but it's got enough goodness in it to keep you entertained, for sure.

i do kind of miss the episodic nature of past runs - nowadays series all seem to have a long-running plotline that just isn't satisfying at the end of it. but way's run has a lovely nomadic structure to it so that even if one story doesn't land for you, it quickly moves onto another that might. for a main-series, i really think that's the way comics should be. marvel, take notes.

for me there's honestly no portrayal of wade wilson that even comes close to how much i love him in circle chase (1992) - for me that'll always be the ultra-deadpool to me. every subsequent deadpool iteration is just trying and failing to have what this deadpool has. this is lightning-in-a-bottle deadpool - he peaked so, so early.

he's eveyrthing to me. he's zany - he's despicable - he's completely bitchy and insufferable, but beneath it all pulsates the heart of a insecure little child.

i don't know - if i could erase all deadpool media and save one book to encapsulate everything i love about wade, this would be it. no other book comes close.

my favourite deadpool books are generally nicieza - i just think he gets wade's brattishness downpat, better than any other writer. every writer kind of has a distinct voice for wade - he's not consistent by any measure between writers. nicieza writes him bratty - kelly writes him sliiiiiightly more adult, more... i don't know, a little less shaudenfreude, a little more tragic. way writes wade as – well, a total basketcase who's kind of entirely self-absorbed. duggan writes wade - probably as the most mature he's ever been. kind of just cynical and mopey. and every writer since then's tenure has kind of been too short for me to really get a feel on.

i'd say some of the stand-alones are good - night of the living deadpool is fun - just a good, balanced, likeable portrayal of deadpool that is really accessible.

cable & deadpool is a personal favourite - but it's really, really hit-or-miss. it's tough to recommend because a lot of people don't like it (and i totally get why. but also wade is so, so pathetic funny.)

uncanny x-force, conversely, is a fan favourite amongst deadpool fans - it might be one of the most likeable deadpools you'll see. he's just so, so likeable.

i love him your honor.

dracula's gauntlet is a fun story - would recommend. very fun. also hot monster wife.

split second might be my second favourite deadpool book ever.

i think that's all my favourites - god speed and good luck!

[jotun-philosopher]

Half meta, half ramble

Not entirely sure where this post is going, tbh... Let's find out, eh?

Sooo... I was browsing the Final Fantasy wiki (as one does) and the article for Tantarian (an optional/missable boss in FF9) caught my attention. Y'see, Tantarian is a demon found in a library, hiding in a possessed book -- and is based on the Great Duke of Hell, Dantalion (or Dantalian, the spelling can be inconsistent). How the ever-loving wossname, I hear you cry, does this relate to Good Omens????

Let's take a closer look! (this got longer than I anticipated, hence the cut)

From the Wikipedia article 'List of demons in the Ars Goetia':

"The Seventy-first Spirit is Dantalion. He is a Duke Great and Mighty, appearing in the Form of a Man with many Countenances, all Men's and Women's Faces; and he hath a Book in his right hand. His Office is to teach all Arts and Sciences unto any; and to declare the Secret Counsel of any one; for he knoweth the Thoughts of all Men and Women, and can change them at his Will. He can cause Love, and show the Similitude of any person, and show the same by a Vision, let them be in what part of the World they Will."

Bolded details:

"Duke Great and Mighty" -- evocative of the whole "Thin Dark Duke" thing <3

" [...] he hath a Book in his right hand." -- pretty obvious GO connection there!

(best 'Azzy+book(s)' gif I could find quickly...although on a second look, this might well be from the body swap bit in S1 XD Mr Sheen, you ludicrously talented chaos gremlin, you <3 )

(Ok, this one's definitely Crowley XD)

Mah point is dolphins they both match up to the book thing!

"His Office is to teach all Arts and Sciences [...]" -- leaning slightly more towards a Crowley parallel here, with the apple thing partly symbolising intellectual curiosity (essential part of arts and sciences!), but Aziraphale giving away the flaming sword would've helped humanity figure things out in that area as well (even if indirectly)

(I want to boop the snek!!!)

"[...] knoweth the Thoughts of all Men and Women, and can change them at his Will [...]" -- mind-reading! Seems to be sliiiiiightly more of a demon thing from what we've seen (e.g. "Nina: It's like you've seen into my secret soul. Crowley: Yeah, it's a knack.", Shax picking at insecurities in the bookshop battle), but both the Ineffables have directly influenced human minds on screen (e.g. Sitis, the Shopkeepers' Ball)

"[...] can cause Love [...]" -- well, they certainly tried! Operation: Shop Lesbians :D

"[...] show the Similitude of any person [...]" -- mostly seen with the body swap bit so far (where A+C are concerned), but given that for angels and demons, size and shape are merely options, and Beelzebub canonically changed their face, it's not outwith the bounds of possibility that the Ineffable Husbands could disguise themselves as people other than each other (if that makes sense)(and assuming they'd *want* to, of course)

Plus, if you go with the 'Dantalion' spelling, the last four letters form the word 'lion', which is a motif the show ties pretty strongly to Aziraphale via the signet ring on his right hand. Fierce protector angel! <3

Plus plus, from what I've been able to gather, Dantalion is supposed to be one of the more benevolently-inclined Goetic demons -- both the Ineffables are pretty dang benevolent!

The point I'm stumbling towards (stone-cold sober, but with about 3,000,000 on the ND Scoville scale) is that Dantalian/Dantalion has some pretty interesting parallels to both the Ineffable Husbands and so, within the GO verse, could be either another alias of Crowley's or a name Aziraphale might take if he Fell (AU fic writers, start your engines!) :D

As a small bonus, I saw the name 'Shax' mentioned in the list of Marquises of Hell!

The characteristics given for the Goetic Shax don't really match up to TV!Shax that I can tell, apart from the stork symbolism and the "hoarse but subtle voice" (and maaaybe 'is thought to be faithful and obedient, but is a great liar"), but given all the other Goetic parallels, it wouldn't surprise me to see elements of the Goetic description popping up in Shax's S3 arc -- likely in unexpected ways!

Hope you enjoyed reading that ^^ Have fun fic-writing!

[captmickey]

I forgot to uh... share more, @fieratheproud so uh... here we go, more headcanons of Guybrush's parents (with a dash of me throwing my own headcanons of Guybrush as a kiddo as well because why not)

Guybrush has his dad's height, head shape, and mannerisms (and nose)... but he has his mom's eyes (shape and color), hair, and mouth. The lankiness and ten minutes breath holding is entirely Guybrush (Pry it from my hands I dare you).

Guybrush's clumsiness stems sliiiiiightly from his dad, but being who he is, Guybrush's clumsiness is worse hands-down.

His parents drank coffee... Guybrush never really liked it as a kid and it went well into his adulthood.

His mom had a sweet-tooth that past down to him. Often times his mom would catch him as a kid trying to steal a cookie or five. To add to her sweet-tooth, she enjoyed baking more so than cooking.

It also did not help her brother is Uncle Sid the Beekeeper and she had access to honey (that one, again, a shoutout to @maritzac)

Guybrush accidentally terrified his parents once day when he held his breath underwater for more than a minute... got reprimanded by his dad from it.

His parents let him name the few chickens that were about (and if I decide on them having a cow... yes. Guybrush named it too. It was a silly name too.)

His parents affectionately called him 'Little Sailor' because of how much he stared at boats and wanted to sail on one... just like his dad, one day.

His dad would always come back with a trinket of some kind for Guybrush after every trip, whether it was a toy or a puzzle or a book or a small little trinket, he never came back empty handed.

The way his parents met was in a similar vain to Guybrush and Elaine: his dad made a complete joke of himself when trying to talk to his mom. His mom found it cute and endearing.

His mom I like to imagine was from either London or Wales. Not sure why, and switches from day to day... but I like to think that. His dad, however, I'm ah.... unsure.

[hotasfahrenheit]

the whole Alan is an old man and Jeff is a young baby thing is so funny to me because Sailub is only 30 and Pon is 28. he's older than more than half of the cast. he's got an absolute baby face, yes, but the fact that he is 8 years older than Pooh but Jeff runs around calling Charlie his older brother cracks me up.

like telling everyone 27-28 year old Earth was a 40 year old uncle when he played Jim in Moonlight Chicken was bad enough but at least the age difference between him and Mix is sliiiiiightly more? like they're four years apart instead of only two. but still.

all these dudes in their 20s or barely in their 30s being called old men also really makes me feel ancient, THANKS 🤣🤣🤣

[fangirleaconmigo]

Don't know If you take promts but I have a crack fic idea you might like (I'm Not good in writing funny Things) for a drabble or something short: Geralt manages to offend a bard who is also a witch/Wizard (He doesn't know that) who then curses Geralt that everything he says He sings.

It takes over a week before he and Jaskier find out because what, Geralt's grunts sounds more Melodic than usual? Well Imagination.

Jaskier is delighted when they finally find out

Oh yes. That is soooo fun. I think if Geralt’s grunts suddenly became just sliiiiiightly musical, Jaskier would *hear* it instantly. But what could he do?

Please repeat that grunt?

No. That’s not gonna work. So Jaskier tries to trick Geralt into speaking actual words. His first few tries don’t work.

“Geralt what do you want to eat?”

*shrug*

“Geralt I look absolutely ravishing today, don’t I?

*eye roll*

But then he hits on the secret to making Geralt talk.

“Look, I bought a mirror for you Geralt. The next time you get a contract for a basilisk, you can just show it to him and he’ll turn to stone. Here, take it.”

And just like that, Geralt is full on SINGING the bestiary, voice of an Angel, but eyebrows severe and posture very urgent as he explains how that’s all a myth, and people will believe anything. He hits a particularly lilting note when correcting the bit about the mirror.

Jaskier is laughing so hard he almost pees himself.

Also, it is the best day of his life because with a lot of effort and haggling, he finds out how Geralt got himself cursed. Turns out the witcher was in a tavern, drunk, feeling maudlin and guilty about telling Jaskier his voice was like a pie with no filling. Geralt told the whole djinn story to a long suffering serving girl. But this was during a performance by another bard, so Geralt had to talk loud in order to be heard over the music. Unfortunately, the music stopped RIGHT as he was yelling “…(I told him) his voice was like a pie with no filling.”

The singer thought Geralt was talking about him, and WHOOPS he was low key a magic user and he’d had enough of that shitty ungrateful crowd. So this guy muttered, if you thinks this is so easy, motherfucker, let’s see you do better, and he put the curse on him.

When Jaskier finds out, Geralt wants the ground to open up and swallow him because not only is Jaskier fussing over him, telling him what a pretty voice he has, but he’s pinching his cheek and telling him how sweet he is to feel so bad about his comment and wow he should have known Geralt actually secretly loves his voice.

Geralt is mortified, but he lets Jaskier kiss him until he forgets all about it.

But Jaskier does demand they get the curse taken off the next day. Geralt is *that* handsome *and* he slays monsters? He is absolutely, positively, NOT allowed to be good at singing too. Jaskier forbids it. That’s his thing damnit.

Geralt pretends he changed his mind and wants to keep the curse just to watch Jaskier stew and brood and pout. He even sings to an alderman just to keep up the ruse. When Jaskier get so worked up he looks like he’s gonna explode, Geralt puts him out of his misery and admits the curse has already been lifted for the past hour.

[toxic-potions-productions]

Introducing a new member to the digital circus, Birdie!

LOOK AT MY GIRL

So, yes, I caved & made a TADC OC cuz why not? It was kinda @dorkygurl-89's fault because of her TADC oc, but it's whatever. I had no business making her so caked & snatched at the same time, though, goddamn

Meet Birdie! She's a 24 y/o six armed ladybird spider who is literally just Blitz from Helluva boss, but a bit more chaotic. Don't let her extroverted personally & big smile fool you, this bitch is a MENACE

She actually entered the digital realm on her birthday, & instead of being nervous or confused or scared, she was ecstatic to be there! She was already a bit of a nutcase in her past life & liked/collected weird things, so that's why she was so happy to be there. Caine was honestly really surprised at how calm she was about it since usually people are at least a little bit confused when they first arrive. But, Birdie was loving every second of it. Needless to say, she had a better first day than most XD

She's the juggler in the circus & can juggle alot of things at once with six arms & she's always trying to go above & beyond with her skills

She & Jax are best friends, basically partners in crime. They are the most petty & sassy shit talkers in the whole circus & their friendship usually consists of them bullying people or each other. She's also just as tall as him, only being about a foot ½ shorter. They tend to share one braincell & do a bunch of stupid shit together

She & Jax always make little wagers on who's gonna lose it or abstract first & how long it'll take them. With Pomni, Jax said a week, & Birdie said "Since when are you so generous? I give her 11 minutes."

Speaking of Pomni, once she entered the picture, she pesters her out of love alot. She understands her confusion & worry, so she teases, messes with, & jokes with her just to take her mind off it. She does care about her, she's just not that great at showing it

For some reason, she really didn't like Kaufmo at all before he abstracted. She always thought he was a loser. But, now that he's abstracted & in the cellar, she does feel sliiiiiightly bad for him. Just a little

She doesn't care at all that there's a censor & still runs her mouth ALOT. Caine even said it himself; "Despite the censor, she still cusses constantly. Some people never learn." At least that's a rough summary of it

She thinks Kinger is an annoying old lunatic, she treats Gangle the best compared to Jax, Zooble doesn't like her, she's popped Bubble one too many times cuz of her being weirded out from them, & she carries Ragatha like a teddy bear alot. I like to think that since she's a ragdoll, she's extremely light. She also does it with Pomni, too, but mostly Ragatha

Because of Alisa the mime being there along with her babu Cypher, she tends to poke fun at her alot. Stealing her umbrella, squishing her face making her try & talk for once, running off with Cypher, that sorta thing. Especially with her ironically shipping her & Jax together & messing with them CONSTANTLY about it. & even though she technically can, she just chooses not to live without either a coffee (Hot or iced, doesn't matter) or a bit plate of spaghetti

Bottom line, she's a bully but she bullies out of love

Also, shoutout to my mom for helping me out with her! Love you, mama!

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Birdie by: Me

Jax from: The amazing digital circus

The amazing digital circus by: @gooseworx & Glitch productions

Do not steal, trace or copy. (& don't give me too much of an aneurysm with the likes, either, that's why I deleted the poll early with how much attention it got in so little time TwT""")

[thebuttsmcgee]

Hey hey hey, new eps came out! More thoughts on each below 👍

Unhaunting was okay, kinda cool to see Ollie be part of the friend group without too much romantic stuff goin on, I like that he actually did have some turmoil about how he's unlearning his past lifestyle, and hearing a ghost actually say they died felt like. Woah. We all know each ghost died but idk. Felt more powerful in this scene than some of the rest. How the hell is GeoJeff not part of the GhostFriend squad tho c'mon now ✌️😔 also ghostfriends is an. Okay name. Spectral Squad or Enhappifyers or EnSpookifiers woulda been just sliiiiiightly better yk. Oh yea and Ollie's VA KILLED this episode, amazing performance!

100% MM tho was fantastic, the show is at its best most of the time when tackling real world stuff and this is no exception, hell maybe even one of the best examples we've gotten so far! Not a whole lotta shows, or at least in animation, tackle the inner turmoil of generations within families, how different each one is and the issues each has dealt with. Man, seriously what a great ep. Everyone dunking on pete for a bit was also funny, you go white boy.

anyway, GeoJeff sweep

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okay, more outfit pics + an incomplete list of sewing projects!

someone please give me a reason to wear a sheer shirt + bra. what a look. however. not office appropriate. (very glad this plaid skirt still fits! It's like 4 years old now and most of my clothes uhhh don't last that long)

shocked to discover my emo jeans still fit! holy fuck I hate putting skinny jeans on but they are fun

that red skirt is sliiiiiightly too tight but I'm not sure how to fix it. will have to figure something out bc it's such a cute skirt and it has pockets. potentially if I move the buttons over and let out some seams...

plaid skirt is also too small, but it's been a fave for years and I ain't giving up. that one has a zipper closure tho so I think I could turn it into a lace-up pretty easily? I have a ton of eyelets and some spare black fabric that could be a placket

the floral skirt is the one I made a couple years ago and... shockingly it fits now. also I forget that it doesn't look half bad from a distance, and only I'm going to notice the crooked stitching lmao. need to actually wear it!

forgot to take a photo, but I also need to move the button on my dress pants (trying not to think about the fact that they were actually too big when I bought them ahaaaaa)

also need to cut down my slip dress into a shirt

annnnd I really want to finally get around to altering the green and black velvet dresses from mom 😅 idk what exactly to do with them yet but I'll think on it.

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Sup bitchesssss, we're a bunch of crazy people who are insane but also slightly funny but just slightly.

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This is a silly little family AU because we're a silly little hypothetical family!! We're a little stupid so be warned you might lose braincells.

Ursa: the world-weary mother. She’s given up trying to reign in the family and now just sits back and watches them commit arson and kill the world. A raging alcoholic but only for comedic purposes. She has a high tolerance to alcohol and never gets drunk. Could chug vodka without blinking. Loves both her queer and cishet kids and would snap the neck of anyone who dares even look at them in a rudely. Penguin.

Ad: the neighborhood kid. He’s not even part of the family biologically and legally speaking. One day they waddled up to Ursa and the next day Ursa announced everyone now had an emotionally adopted sibling. They hang out around the house and create chaos with the family. Tortures people for the heck of it (a telltale sign of potential serial killers, according to rumors), threatens to fuck people with Cranberry, commits arson with the Roomba (and is sometimes caught actively encouraging it to run over the dog poop and track it around the house), etc. A pleasure to have in class.

Splat: elder sibling who is shorter than everyone. Very smart and super cool. She’s probably the second-most sensible person in the family. Has her own fair share of a criminal record. Mostly physical assault and some light arson here and there. Barely has her life together but it makes her a funnier person so there’s that. Fucking legend. Controlled chaos.

Osmosis: younger sibling who towers over everyone. Has never cussed, will never cuss, does not cuss. He does, however, willingly be the Guy In The Chair. Is the distraction in most crimes. Is the sneaky boi too. Likes setting off the plan. He’ll throw the bomb that will distract the guards, light the dynamite to draw away the police, etc. Enjoys coding. Has been known to tell the Roomba to draw dicks. Wholesome but will snap all 206 of your bones before finally killing you without hesitation or remorse. Weirdly obsessed with shoulders and Pokemon. Can code though, so there's that

Cranberry: middle child and middle height. Threatens to fuck literally everyone. Helps Ad catch the animals he tortures and watches. Points at every single fictional character and draws attention to their asses. Thinks the monkeys from Wizard of Oz were sexy. Cleans faer glasses with soap and water. Excels at school because of course fae does. Will break your shins. Enjoys finding loopholes to even the simplest instructions. A pleasure to have in class.

Ai: tired wine aunt. Aggressively ADHD. Best sister and aunt ever. Always sneaks candy in pockets, encourages crimes, doesn’t care about bedtimes, tells Ursa the kids behaved very well while she was out of the house thank you very much, etc (obviously Ursa knows but the house isn’t on fire so she considers that a win). Is drunk all the time, but somehow always manages to be a light drunk. Not drunk enough to crash the car, not drunk enough to be loopy, nothing. She is just always seen with a wine glass filled to the brim (never spilled anything in her life) and she always just seems sliiiiiightly tipsy. Never more, never less. Ursa says her sister seemed like that ever since they were kids.

Jiyuu: hobo. Always seen carrying around a sieve for some reason. Not even carrying around - it’s just in his pockets all the time. Jun Leaf calls it a holebowl and nobody has called it anything else. Hobo with a holebowl. Cranberry took one look at Jiyuu on his first visit to the family and promptly said, “You look like a hobo.” Jiyuu has never lived that down. Jiyuu enjoys teaching crimes and controversial stuff. He makes sure all the kids are aware that Australia is a lie. He talks about WWII and stuff and pins it on random people. He says murder is good and the kids repeat his arguments to everyone they meet. The hotdog guy at the baseball stadium did 9/11. Always manages to look 36 and 93 and 12 at the same time.

The Roomba (AKA Jun Leaf): mix of BB8 and Roomba. There’s no question in anyone’s mind that it is alive. It showed up one day and has just been in the house ever since. One day Ursa complained about the constant mess around the house, and the next day there was the Roomba. A few days later, Splat commented that the Roomba kept showing up in places that there was no way it could reach and it was almost like it was alive. They name it Jun Leaf as a joke. The next morn, the Roomba has Googly eyes taped on it. Nobody knows who taped the Googly eyes. Every 18th of November, the Roomba is found with a blue birthday hat.

Jun ?: an alternate? One day there was a kid on the couch sitting crisscrossed with the Roomba on his lap. Said he broken out of the mirror. He showed them the mirror that sat in the supply closet where the Roomba was supposed to always return to after doing it’s periodic cleaning of the house. It was broken. Nobody believed vim until ve said vis name was Jun ? and then held up the Roomba and asked for its name. Hangs around the house. Always has pieces of mirror in vis hair and clothes. Is the human embodiment of the Roomba. Often found with the Roomba in vis hands.

NotAd: Sometimes Ad shows up to the house hollering for blood. Other times NotAd shows up hollering for food. Ursa worried something happened to her child the first time NotAd made an appearance. NotAd is Ad just reversed. The family speculates NotHim to also be from the mirror (mostly because NotHim looks exactly like Ad but is left-handed). Somehow always has a mirror shard on NotHim (similar as to how Ad somehow always has a pocket knife). Palms of NotHis hands have scars that look like NotHe pushes their way through glass.

Oscar: Osmosis but as a virtual entity. Odiend2 first appeared on Osmosis' computer, much to Osmosis' surprise (he just walked in and there Odiend2 was, a perfect reflection of him waving at himself). Odiend2 has also showed up on the TV screen, spoke to the family through the TV speakers, and occasionally beeps the microwave in some form of code. The Roomba beeps back (somehow; the Roomba has no voice box). Odiend2 helps Osmosis out with coding but also enjoys randomly deleting files. An oddball (like Osmosis, lol) but he gets an excuse because he’s a virtual thing and cannot wreak actual havoc.