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azoflight · 7 months

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Happy Valentines!

#sam and max #freelance police #husbands #esposos #gay marriage #but max you dont even like girls

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full-time-femboy · 7 months

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Somthin about her makes me

#im rewatching Drawtectives again #and everytime i watch the Sam Ug ep i just go insane for a day or 2 #she just makes me feel things #“take it easy max you dont even like girls” lol #drawtectives #drawfee #sam ug #drawtectives fanart #fanart #my art #sketchbook #traditional art #artists on tumblr #🪱

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longmaxsilvarg · 1 month

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will forever have a soft spot for chloe cause yeah dawg i get it we can try to avoid becoming attached out of the overwhelming fear of being abandoned again but miserably fail together

#she's not the best person ever #but no one is #and i'm not excusing a lot of her actions #like the way she acted when kate called max will always leave me biting my fist out of frustration #but people love to just stare at the surface n focus on the parts of her that aren't great #n don't bother to wonder what got her there #the part that jumps to conclusions and does things out of pure selfishness #and that part that doesn't really think things through...#like shooting that damn bumper #but i GET IT #putting so much trust and love into people just to have them disappear on you especially if you dont know if its intentional #not getting closure can do SO much damage it's not even funny #n it legit can just make you feel like an idiot when you look back like #why did i try so hard just to end up alone #like this girls life went downhill at the age of 14 #she just like me fr 😭😭😭😭😭😭#no but #it's hard not to feel like the worlds against you #even at the end she acknowledges that she's been selfish #SO #i don't like believing that she chooses to be this way yknow like #i truly think that she believes acting like a hardass all the time is the only way she'll be able to get by anymore #she lost her dad n then max n then tried again with rachel and then lost her #i'd be fuckin insane too #girl just doesn't wanna be hurt anymore #there's better ways of coping and acting but overall i get where she's coming from #n ill always save her bc i genuinely believe that she deserves a second chance #to live her life and find happiness again #life is strange #chloe price

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machlover54666 · 18 days

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Oil up

@pestlover66645 I KNOW ITS YOU 🫵

#“but max you dont even like girls”#I WAS SEARCHING ALL OVER THE INTERNET FOR THIS ONE LINE 😀

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thecedarchronicle · 2 months

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#VENT #VENT TAGS AHEAD !!#so the job is...awful.#i applied for 20-25 hours #they asked if i could do 30 #and now theyre pushing me into 40.#i didn't realize that when i agreed to 30 that was NOT binding (i should have known because it wasn't in my job offer. but i am 19 and--#ive never had a job offer letter before. even tho this is just retail)#and i can't adjust my availability for 90 days.#and since i put full availability expecting 25 hours max #now i have FULL 24/7 AVAILABILITY ON FILE for three months at least #and i have no idea what to do because this means i cant commit to any classes coming up for college #but ive been job hubting for months and barely got anything #and if i lose the job i have to move back in with my dad which is almost worse #whats wirse is my leader/boss is so mean. im not saying this lightly #i dont want to get into it but im barely a week in and he's made disrespectful and pushy comments towards me #has basically told me to stay late (which theoretically i cluld say no; but im still on my three months of 'we will fire you if we want to'#and like i said. need the job.#so he told me to stay late knowing i cant really say no #he's given me a frankly absurd amount of work (instock and i get carts filled woth 2-3x their max capacity unorganized and dangerously--#overloaded) and then he pushes me and snaps at me to get it done in an absurdly short timeframe while im still in TRAINING #im afab and present femme as i haven't transitioned irl and he is so ragingly sexist #he often just refers to me and the other girl being trained as 'girl' or 'that girl #and to top it all off #i took this job over a second interview at a place i really liked #because i thought the hours at this olace would be more consistent #nope! full time! surprise!!#and now im kicking myself so fucking hard over it. i feel like i fucked up so hard #and my friend i moved here with has been home for two months and will be this month so im just. alone. and i don't really have anyone to #turn to. im just so very stressed and tired and lonely

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maxthesillyy · 2 months

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guy who thought about rachel amber too hard again

#me im the guy #rachel amber i miss you #rachel amber come back #rachel amber we need you #HELP THAT TRUMP THING #”rachel amber if you can hear us please 😰 rachel amber 🥺 please save me 😭”#i really really really doubt she’s gonna be in de but what if…. what if…#im also kind of hoping they dont put her in there bc i very much believe they might pull what the comics did #aka. make her incredibly basic and entirely ignore literally anything she did/was implied to do in the og game #like im pretty sure the only thing they mentioned was that rachel died in max’s timeline so :|#i love flawed girls why would they do that..#”we need more flawed girls!” you cant even handle chloe— wait until they hear about rachel #love girls with identity issues

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thebigqueer · 9 months

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unrelated to that rb but im thinking about it and i dont think piper liking jason was ever a forced heteronormativity thing i think she genuinely liked him

#like i relate to her so much cuz like i also like guys and even though at this point in my life im more attracted to girls ive never #considered my guy crushes as 'not knowing i was queer' i think i genuinely liked them #but also the concept of piper not dealing with her internalized amatonormativity hits sooooo hard like i didnt even think of it like that #the fact she moved on from jason so quick too. not that she needs to always feel sad for him but it had to have been like at max 4 months #which isnt to say people cant move on its just for your ex bf dying that seems so quick to me #her turning to romance again to help her problems because its just what shes always been led to believe #especially as a daughter of aphrodite.... wow many thoughts. want to put her in the microwave #in other news i totally admit as cute as her and shel are it was definitely forced as a way to 'show' she was queer #but she didnt need a girl to show she was queer she could hvae just told it honestly. not everyone who finds out theyre queer is immediatel #in a relationship and you dont always need a relationship to realize youre queer #sorry that post got me thinking about other things lol #piper mclean #riordanverse

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sporesgalaxy · 1 year

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i shouldve played pokemon violet in spanish....

#on top of being good practice i bet it wouldve kept me more engaged....#but if i restart now #what if replaying the same stuff makes me disengaged again but in a different way.....#i have not touched the game in months and im not even halfway thru it argh.#i wont touch it today anyways i have to clean a bunch of shit. but still i find time to agonize over inconsequential things #adddna #also to be clear 'im not engaged' doesnt mean its a bad game. it means im a shit ass gamer #i am. NOTABLY. bad at engaging with games the way that youre supposed to.#its a miracle pkmn sun & legends arceus went as well as they did #but alas. the amount of free choice in violet makes my little pea brain confused #legends arceus was my max capacity for open world story driven games i guess.#'dont you own breath of the wild' i sure do. i havent played it in over a year i think. maybe 2!#and girl you KNOW i am even LESS close to halfway thru that one #'hows spore different' theres not a story im just encouraged to fuck around! its like an art program. to me :)#meanwhile in violet and botw i cant draw on things. i cant make a little guy of my own. &i can barely play dress up #im supposed to be entertained by GAME mechanics???? in the VIDEOS GAME??? and not just creative tools and/or linear narrative???#bull shit . game mechanic of skill is nothing but agony for sydney. the least you could do is give me a good consolation dress up game.

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cyberfunsupporter · 2 months

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warren they could NEVER make me like you

#hes weird hes a creep and i dont care what anybody says about him just being a boy in highschool with a crush 🥺#i just recently had an experience with a guy like that and trust me i do not GAF if hes just some young boy with a crush #like can we get serious honestly because even if that’s how this Young Man is processing his crush #it doesn’t change the girl’s discomfort (me being that girl and also max in the game)#max shows discomfort. she reluctantly agrees to plans with him. when she agrees she wishes she hadn’t #she’s always thinking of chloe in those moments #trust me that girl doesn’t want warren and warren’s making her sincerely uncomfortable #she’s just a good sport about it and i get Why #it’s hard to speak out or to stand your ground it’s easier to just play it off #but even when you do you try and avoid the guy (which she did!!!!!)#so warren? OVER. g/rahamfield? NEVER HAPPENING thank you #🧸#also double exposure when i get my HANDS ON YOU #them dumbing down p-ricefield to hs sweethearts just made those stalker freak’s fans 20x more annoying #even though the phrase doesn’t necessarily mean they didn’t love each other / weren’t soulmates #people just… are weird… and annoying…#i will survive sorry I just needed to get this one out esp since it’s TOO real now after that one guy i dealt w 😭

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maxiewolfe · 2 years

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the worst thing to me about how the triad ended this season is that we basically got back to their starting point, there's no growth for audrey or aki at all, they say stuff and then don't do them, so it is exactly as max says they just want sex which is the usual trope for polyamorous relationships in media and I'm so tireddddd like I really wanted to see audrey and aki do something to keep the relationship together, we see aud all the episode thinking about their relationship, like yeah I dont want to lose max but I also dont want to lose Aki, JC telling her to take some time was supposed to work towards her saying I want both of them I can make this work I'm in, instead we never see her realize anything more than she's okay with max leaving in terms of not making an actual effort to make him stay... this was awful, not even emotional enough for me, I wanted to see audrey and aki actually showing emotions!!! thomas as always served with his acting, and we have once again max crying exposing his feelings and being fucking honest and audrey and aki just watching him, godddd I'm so disappointed lmao

#like they didnt even try to actually break up all three??? i would have loved for them to try and realize it was impossible #gossip girl #makidrey #max x audrey x aki #ggrb #let me elaborate i would have loved for them to try to break up to actually own up to what they agreed at the start of the relationship #and we could've seen them struggle through the whole episode with that #it would've been super interesting to see a break up between three people and the different ways they react/cope with that #I ofc wanted them to end up together but I would've loved a break up full of tears and emotions and ALL of them struggling #instead we got once again akiaud vs max and the rest of their friends dont even care about max that much when he's not part of the triad #I WOULD HAVE GONE INSANE IF INSTEAD OF THAT RANDOM GUY PICKING UP MAX IT WOULD'VE BEEN LUNA AND MONET #like idk they had sooo many possibilities and they chose the worst lmao #i wanted emotions i wanted to cry the way I did with og gossip girl where conversations between the characters i loved MOVED ME #anyways #MAX WOLFE YOU WILL ALWAYS BE FAMOUS

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narwhalandchill · 6 months

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man dont you hate it when you lovingly handcraft a build for your chiori to get it as balanced as possible with crit rate but also with a nice juicy brag worthy crit dmg only for genshin optimizer to go all 🤨🤨 Are You Sure About That

#yes im sorry calcs optimizer i get it i get it its consistency over big dopamine number 😭😭😭#went from 74.4/247 to 90.6/182.2 it feels so painful but the numbers dont lie 😔😔😔#my geo goblets are so bad.......#but like the build makes sense. it might have chosen a crit rate circlet w no dmg and just 30% def #but that much def Is valuable like i swap from def goblet to geo and her total def barely even dropped lol #also realizing i need to run the optimizer for a furina navia comp too since it might be different w fanfare . Well #dont become metachurls kids this is what it does to you. if im getting my girl c6 you bet im doing the nerd stuff to max her output #rambles #genshin #gaming tag

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azoflight · 10 months

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