#but nooo tom hooper was like No no they need to pantomime irl cat behaviors. Make them lap from a bowl of milk | Explore Tumblr Posts and Blogs

timogsilangan · 1 year

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WHO WOULDVE FUCKING GUESSED THAT HIRING A PROFESSIONAL TAP AND BALLET DANCER FOR A DANCE CENTERED STAGE SHOW INSTEAD OF A RANDOM CELEBRITY FOR MARKETING AND ACTUALLY USING A CLICK TRACK ON THE SONG IN 13/8 WOULDVE YIELDED GOOD RESULTS? WHO COULDVE GUESSED HONESTLY. NOT ME!

#vic.txt #as gaudy and. Like That as cats is THERES A REASON ITS SO SUCCESSFUL. THEY JUST SUCKED EVERYTHING GOOD OUT OF IT #the cats in cats are literally just.ykno how cat owners will anthropomorphize our little guys. the poems are literally just That #theyre personifications of the personalities we project onto them. this isnt to say cats dont have individual temperaments n personalities #BUT YKNO WHAT I MEAN. how we project a sense of self importance onto them. thats what the poems are #and for the musical they take those personifications and put them onto stylish 80s Abstractions of the concept of a cat #fluffy arm warmers and face paint and feline confidence. our brains fill in the blanks #but nooo tom hooper was like No no they need to pantomime irl cat behaviors. Make them lap from a bowl of milk #like. Ok then! Thanks! Fuck you!#when will the entertainment industry understand we dont fuckjng want film adaptations of musicals WE JUST WANT THE STAGE SHOWS FILMED #LIKE PHANTOM 2011 AT THE ROYAL ALBERT HALL. LIKE THAT!!!!!!!#JUST PUT SOME FUCKING CAMERAS AROUND THE STAGE!!!! PLEASE!!!! IM BEGGING YOU

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