#but not my favorite. and i wouldn't get only ichiro so

[crehador]

a;sdlkfj;akldsjf i'm finally making my order requests for flava2 merch and after doing so many of these forms i'm getting so mixed up

like all the products are on one main page so i need to put in the item name and then character name, something like this for samatoki acrylic stand

but i almost just requested a price quote like this

just. samatoki lmao

[matenrou-fan]

Hope you're doing well. Can I get petplay NSFW about Dom ichiro, gentaro and ramuda with their fem s/o please

Dom! Ichiro, Gentaro and Ramuda with fem!s/o (+ petplay)

femreader, teasing, humping, humiliation (a little), oral (giving), fingering (receiving), Master/pet relationship;;

NSFW UNDER THE CUT

;MINORS DNI;

-For one moment I thought that due to his pureness and shyness you would probably be the one who offered this idea, yet..

-You know Ichiro and his nerd side.. There's no way he never watched something with catgirls, and not only anime but hentai too.

-So after some time in relationships with you, when you get close enough and sex wouldn't be such an embarrassing topic for your boyfriend, he slowly would bring you to such a thing.

-"Y.. you know, s/o.. you always look so adorable in this headband.." - looking at small cat ears at the top of your head, Ichiro mumbled, trying to find suitable words. - "So.. I thought that maybe we can try something new..?"

-And despite him sounding so shy and soft during talk, there was unexpected boldness in his action when you two actually got into bed.

-..Just when he had time to order you this underwear? Black, with white and pink ruffles, it was kinda familiar as you see such things on some fanarts with these 'catgirls' or something.

-For the first time, Ichiro would be pretty gentle, as he himself is just a newbie in petplay. Also, it doesn't matter what kind of fantasy you decide to play today, he's always soft dom, just can't be too harsh with you.

-"Here.. Ah, you're such an adorable pet.." - his voice was already so hoarse after little foreplay with you between his thighs. Even his dick spasming in your mouth is more ferverously than usual, as his hand pushes a space between cat ears on your head to force his whole length down your throat. - "Like this, I know my good little kitty can take it.."

-Only after a few times, when you both start to get a taste for such a game, maybe a leash with a pretty pink collar will join your outfit. You seem to enjoy this as much as he is, so why not push a line a little bit more and try this too?

-"Is it not too tight? I don't want my precious pet to feel any discomfort.." - he checks everything again with a soft smile, before reassuringly pets your cheek. - "Everything alright? Then.. Try to call me a Master.."

-But it probably never gets further, like with handcuffs or anything. Even as a dom, Ichiro is pretty soft and attentive, and can't fantasize about something more extreme. It's more like usual sex with him but with few interesting details.

-Also.. Maybe next time you also wouldn't mind cosplaying some of his favorite characters..? Your boyfriend already has a pretty big list..

-This man has so many kinks and can be both submissive and dominating in bed, preferring the second way.

-It's always hard to tell if his words are just another lie or tease, or if your boyfriend actually wants to offer you something.. But that's what makes it all even more amusing, at least in his eyes.

-"Hm.. S/o, I can feel it. Tonight, demons of wild nature will hurt people. To prevent their attack, you should act like an animal, and they wouldn't touch you.." - his serious face changes only when you look at him so confused, giving just the right reaction he was waiting for. - "Well, it's all a lie.. But I still wouldn't mind seeing you like a little bunny, you know?"

-Of course he already has all the needed things. Because it's probably neither the first nor the last time you try to spice up the bedroom, and Gentaro knows how to do it very well.

-So when he gives you such a skimpy outfit, you don't get that embarrassed, as this was kinda akin to other shameful things he asks you to try. Yet your heart still skipped a beat when you showed up in front of him in this new image, noticing his devouring eyes.

-"Mh mmm, that's it. Even your frightened gaze is almost like a little bunny." - he chuckled, sitting back on the bed with a beckoning sign, and as soon as you slowly got closer, he pinned you to bed. - "Don't worry, s/o, I'm not biting. At least in the beginning.."

-As a person who's pretty long in this theme, and as a lying writer, Gentaro knows how to use his words, and this teasing is incomparable. Even if you're a bratty one, there's no way you wouldn't submit under such speeches completely.

-Yet he's still your boyfriend, and he can read when you're comfortable or not, as Gentaro doesn't want to ruin everything and scare you away with too much mockery or harsh actions. So.. praising.

-"That's it. Such a good, obedient bunny.." - his praise along with nimble fingers deep inside your pussy melts you even more than any teasing can ever. - "Keep your voice loud like that, I want to know how good it makes my little pet feel.."

-Absolutely love the Master/pet dynamic and would prefer you to call him only like that during tonight's session.

-And the more you allow the more he will try to do, as there are still a bunch of things he wants to try with you, and it's just the tip of the iceberg.

-In the beginning of your relationship, he would only show his bright cheerful side, all cute and playful, but so so soft..!

-Only after some time his teasing turns into taunting, still in a sweet voice but with a more dominating side. Ramuda loves and wants to be in the lead here, so soon he would push you to petplay too.

-"Hehe, you always look so pathetic when you blush like that.. But in a cute way, you know?" - Devilish giggle makes you furrow your brows and look away, and then the same furtive tone finishes you, tickles your ear in a close whisper. - "Ne ne, maybe you would be a cute pet too? Such a role would suit you pretty much, s/o.."

-It's so unexpected to see your small precious boyfriend being so dominating and harsh.. Yet isn't this what makes your game even more interesting?

-Of course, as for a designer, it would be a shame to buy needed things in the store for Ramuda! So he would sew you the prettiest lingerie, only in pink and white colors, with a bunch of bows and ruffles, like for a doll. And of course all accessories also would be hand made by him.

-But despite him preparing everything so well and carefully, Ramuda wouldn't give you that much time to get used to this embarrassing role, titillating your nerves and body with more mockery.

-"Ahh..! I knew it! I knew you would look just adorable..!" - with a ringing chuckle, he looks down at you sitting on your knees in front of him. There's a leash in his hand, yet he still uses his knee to lift your head and meet your gaze. - "Especially when you're crouching so low at my feet.. Like a small adorable puppy, hehe.."

-He's a fan of humiliation, but in some playful way, more like a mockery that makes your thighs squeeze together and heart beating faster. Even if you never thought about trying such a thing before, the way your boyfriend puts his words quickly changes your mind.

-Just how someone with such an angelic face and lithe frame can be so devilish? Yet slowly Ramuda would take more and more liberties in bed.

-"Come on, s/o, bark for me..! You already act just like a puppy in heat, so why not?" - the toe of his shoe pressing your crotch so voluptuous and provocative, you can't help but keep humping his leg, obediently following his teasing order. - "Yes, like this! Dogs can't talk, after all, aren't they?"

-For Ramuda there are no boundaries or lines, and he can experiment as much as he wants. The main question is how far you would be ready to fall in this lewding games? Don't worry, he's always ready not to tease, but also to reward his little puppy for being so submissive..!

[hebimoonlightwrites]

Hey, sorry for the abrupt request, and this rq contains suicidal topics so please don’t write about it if you aren’t comfortable.

I would like to request Ichiro, Sasara, and Ramuda and how they would live w/ their suicidal fem s/o. I would also like to see their reaction when their s/o had actually died to suicide(they would probably witness it firsthand, like for example if their s/o chose to hang herself or jump off from the roof of their shared apartment yk, the type is your choice, although hanging and jumping would be a bit more realistic), and how they would process the pain and how they would react to a suicide note left by their s/o that was dedicated to them.

Sorry for the weird request, I just want to support my favorite author before I go. :)

-anon

Writer's corner: Of course it's a very delicate topic, and please, anon, tell me you're okay and that you really didn't think about this kind of thing seriously! I don't know you, but I'm sure you're a valuable and loving person! I know life can be a slut, but you cannot really let it win over you just like this! If you need to talk- even simply to cope, to talk about your pain- do it! You can text me as well if it can make you feel good enough! I'm glad you support me and my writings, but always remember that life and well-being is the priority! I can write about it, if it can make you feel better, but please, be safe and okay. I would never forget myself if something bad happened to you! So, please, don't hesitate to text me if you need to cope! And please don't keep all the pain inside!♥ You can find me here if you need anything, darling♥

mc's pronouns: SHE/HER

Warnings: Suicide, suicidal topics and sadness!! (please, read respectfully towards all the people who're living this kind of pain and, if you can, help them and remind them that they're worth it each day!♥)

⭐𝐈𝐜𝐡𝐢𝐫𝐨, 𝐒𝐚𝐬𝐚𝐫𝐚, 𝐑𝐚𝐦𝐮𝐝𝐚⭐𝐡𝐨𝐰 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐲 𝐰𝐨𝐮𝐥𝐝 𝐥𝐢𝐯𝐞 𝐰/ 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐢𝐫 𝐬𝐮𝐢𝐜𝐢𝐝𝐚𝐥 𝐟𝐞𝐦 𝐬/𝐨

⭐I think we all agree to the fact that Ichiro would be one of the best partner ever!

⭐In general he would be so precious and caring towards his love..

⭐So I'm sure he would be even more caring towards his suicidal girlfriend!

⭐He would do his best to comfort her and to remind her that she's worth it and a valuable woman!

⭐I can totally see Ichiro being worried and trying his best to spend as long as he can with his girlfriend, maybe playing video-games or reading mangas/light novels together!

⭐Ichiro would be the one managing to snap her out of her thoughts and back to reality especially when she tried to space out, overthinking while her eyes got empty

⭐He would try to get her attention hugging her and smiling warmly:

⭐"My sweet love.. how are you? Is everything okay?.. I'm here with you.."

⭐I can't help but imagine Ichiro being at the Odd Jobs Yamada and got the feeling that something is happening to mc after reading one of her message

⭐He would be surprised and worried for her and would let Saburo and Jiro working:

⭐"Jiro, Saburo..! Take care of everything for a few minutes.. I have... a strange foreboding..!"

⭐He then would start walking out of the workplace, heading back to the apartment he shares with his brothers and with mc too

⭐Ichiro would run, probably he wouldn't even understand why, but his body would suggest him to run to the apartment!

⭐He would feel his heart starting beating faster and his breath getting heavier step by step

⭐In his mind he would think: "Please.. be okay! Please..!"

⭐As he arrived to the apartment, he would hear something strange from the inside: a strange and slight creaky sound while the kitchen would be dark with lights off

⭐Ichiro would open the entrance door and got inside, turning the lights on, only to see an horrible scene in front of his eyes: his precious mc hanging, her dead body hanging there with her arms down and her messy hair, an empty expression on her face and her eyes almost popped out..

⭐Ichiro's first reaction would be a dramatic scream, followed by his attempts to save mc, finding something to cut the rope and then getting her between his arms.

⭐He would immediately call an ambulance, hoping that mc is not dead but then he would cry a lot, caressing her face while holding her close.

⭐Then his hands would tremble in front of a letter she would have written for him before killing herself:

⭐"Thank you for teaching me how to love, Ichiro.. I've loved you and I will love you even after... Forgive me, but I can't go on.. I'm fed up... Good bye, my love.. Forever yours,~Mc♥"

⭐Sasara would do his best to cheer mc up and to make her happy each day!

⭐Even in the morning, as they get up, Sasara would start the day by saying a stupid joke just to make mc laugh

⭐"Mc! What do you call a fake noodle? An.. impasta!!"

⭐He would be that caring and lovingly partner, admiring mc's laughter and chuckle, blushing each time he could make her smile even slightly

⭐I'm sure he would also be more present around her, especially when she's not happy

⭐If Sasara had a suicidal mc, well.. he would make sure to be helpful to her!

⭐He'd be even clingy, if necessary! Only to make her understand how much he loves her and to comfort her!

⭐I cannot hide the fact that I imagine him on the stage when he would see mc crying but smiling warmly under the stage.

⭐Then mc would stand up and waving at him, still crying but smiling, before leaving the place

⭐While Sasara is still performing, he would get the indirect message from mc and would immediately run off the stage

⭐All the audience would be surprised, as well as Sasara's managers and other people there

⭐If his performance had trasmitted on TV as well, well.. all the people watching TV would be surprised too and concerned.

⭐Sasara would start running, chasing after mc, but I think he would get home first

⭐He would enter the apartment he shares with her only to find a small piece of paper on the table:

⭐"Thank you for teaching me how to be happy, Sasara.. I've loved you and I will love you even after... Forgive me, but I can't go on.. I'm fed up... Good bye, my love.. Forever yours,~Mc♥"

⭐"No, mc!! No!! Don't do these foolish things!!"

⭐Sasara would then take off his jacket, throwing it on the couch, and leave the apartment again, running as fast as he can

⭐Some tears would start to form on his eyes, which he would open wide in fear, his green short hair would follow the wind while he would try his best to reach the place as fast as he can

⭐Because I think he would understand and realize what place she is in after reading the letter

⭐He would get to the hospital, looking up at the roof and seeing mc without her shoes, looking down. A crowd worried and looking up at her

⭐He would try to make room through the people only to scream: "Mc!! Mc, please!! Don't do it!! Don't do it! I love you!! Don't do it!!"

⭐His expression would be full of despair for the first time in his entire life as a comedian. He would see her face, her beautiful face lightened up in a gorgeous smile.. A smile he would never forget about.

⭐Those curled up lips mimicing: "I love you, forgive me", before the tragedy.. her jump off the building.

⭐"Noooo!!! Mc!!!! Nooo!!!!"

⭐It's quite useless to say that Sasara would stop performing for a while, due to the pain inside his chest.

⭐I feel like he wouldn't come back performing sooner! But, after coming back (if he came back), he would see mc among the audience, sitting on her usual seat in the first row...

⭐A small tear would fall down his cheek as her figure- that thing like a memory or a ghost- disappears.

⭐Ramuda is also quite struggling with emotions, so I can see him being very understanding with a suicidal mc

⭐He would get his own bubbly personality each time he sees mc needing some help or to cheer her up

⭐Ramuda would run to her and hug her from behind, being clingy to her shoulder if she's taller or wrapping his arms around her waist if she's smaller or as small as him

⭐"Hehe~ Surprise!~ Did I startle you? Uhmm... I'm sorry~.. Did you miss me?~♥"

⭐Ramuda would cuddle his sweet mc even by creating some cute clothes to her, complimenting her and caressing her face just not to let her space out

⭐He would chuckle and poke her cheeks while saying: "No space-outs when you're with me~ hehe~♥"

⭐And I can't help but imagine Ramuda being in his shop, serving customers, as Gentaro would enter the shop running:

⭐"Ramuda!.. Dice saw mc running to the old building with a rope!.."

⭐At those words all the customers would get surprise and gasp scared while Ramuda's usually sunny eyes would become frightened.

⭐He would immediately run out of the shop, ignoring all the girls who would call for him, fangirling in Shibuya's streets.

⭐Of course Gentaro would follow Ramuda, while calling Dice on his phone, asking where mc is

⭐But Ramuda wouldn't listen to Gentaro nor to Dice, since his thoughts would be focused on mc and only on her

⭐His breath would get heavier and his heart would start pounding like never before

⭐Some tears would start forming in his blue eyes, even if he's not totally certain about what mc is going to do

⭐Once arrived, though, his eyes would open wide in terror as he would see mc hanging, her arms down and her body slowly dangling. Her eyes empty and without a single trace of life.

⭐"Nooo!!! Mc!!!! Mc, my love!!! Mc!!! Don't leave meee!!!"

⭐Ramuda would be held by Gentaro and Dice but he would also try to get closer to mc

⭐"Let me go!!! I wanna hug her!!! I wanna kiss her!! I... I... MC, WHY DID YOU DO IT?? WHYYY???!!!"

⭐His voice would echo in the empty place, just like a small drop of her blood coming from her throat.

⭐After coming back to his shop/home, Ramuda would receive something from the police, that would have examing the case: a letter

⭐"Thank you for teaching me how to be care for people I love, Ramuda.. I've loved you and I will love you even after... Forgive me, but I can't go on.. I'm fed up... Good bye, my love.. Forever yours,~Mc♥"

⭐The only sound perceptible would be Ramuda's scream in the dark of his shop, echoing in the dark of Shibuya's streets as well:

⭐"MC!! WHYY!!.."

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[sliced-pineapple-blurbs]

Hihihihihi! Biggest fan, so I need to ask a few things!

Do u think this game is going faster?

Who do u think is going to kill next?

WHO DO U WANT TO BE A BLACKENED?!

hello babe!! yes yes let me address these!

- yes but i only think that is the case because the cast is getting more comfortable with the system and understands it. they've given up resisting to a point since they know they aren't gonna get out any time soon so they're getting into a rhythm!

- I dunno who will kill next! Spencer was a bit of a surprise, and really sad so it's a toss up forbut hmm... if I had to choose...

- i want ichiro to be blackened! i know I know, that's my favorite boy!!! but also wouldn't it be so interesting for him to kill to protect his brother? that would just be a fucking treat haha

[lexi-bloom]

Age: 0 years

I was born a female in Tokyo, Japan. I was a planned pregnancy.

My birthday is August 30. I am a Virgo.

My name is Lexi Bloom.

My father is Ichiro Bloom, a real estate agent (age 40).

My mother is Yui Bloom, an Army enlistee (age 26).

Age: 1 year

I banged on a xylophone that I found in my crib.

Age: 2 years

My mother has been promoted to Staff Sergeant.

I threw a tantrum when my mother took me to the doctor's office to get vaccinated.

Age: 3 years

I'm starting to think that naptime is the worst time of the day.

I let another child play with my favorite toy.

Age: 4 years

My mother has been promoted to Sergeant First Class.

Residents of Uruguay have largely converted to hempseed-based protein as their main source of nutrients.

Age: 5 years

I went home with my head hung low after I peed myself in front of the other kids at the park.

Age: 6 years

My mother has been promoted to Master Sergeant.

I have been enrolled in elementary school at Yuki Kishimoto Elementary School.

I learned how to tie my shoes.

Age: 7 years

I was appreciative to my parents for taking me on a road trip to visit relatives in Kyoto, Japan.

Age: 8 years

I'm starting to think my dad may be a superhero.

I admitted to my parents that I broke their mailbox.

Age: 9 years

My classmate, Hideki, acted up in Mrs. Kaneko's class. I laughed at his antics.

I was sent to the headmaster's office for encouraging a misbehaving classmate.

I argued with the headmaster, Mr. Huang.

I received a warning from the headmaster.

Age: 10 years

My mother has been promoted to Sergeant Major.

I told some of the girls in my neighborhood I wasn't interested in going to see "Beam Me Up Ryuki" with them.

Age: 11 years

My classmate, Satoru, asked me out.

I am now going out with Satoru Fukuda.

Age: 12 years

Satoru started lower secondary school.

My mother and my father had a baby boy named Takeshi, my new brother. He was an accidental pregnancy.

I started lower secondary school at Hana Fujita Lower Secondary School.

Satoru broke up with me.

I lunged at Satoru!

I impaled his nose.

He lunged at me!

He busted my jugular.

Age: 13 years

I have stepped in gum 74 times this year and it's only April.

Age 13: l have stepped in gum 74 times this year and it's only April.

I have been diagnosed with depression.

I got my first period.

Age: 14 years

My mother and my father had a baby boy named Rento, my new brother. He was conceived after my father's condom broke.

My classmate, Akari, asked me to help her cheat in Mrs. Ikeda's class.

I visited the headmaster's office and reported my classmate, Akari, for for trying to get me to help her cheat.

The headmaster, Mr. Kato, said he would look into it.

Age: 15 years

I started upper secondary school at Yu Tanaka Upper Secondary School.

I decided to see what extracurricular activities were available at my new upper secondary school.

Age: 16 years

Iraq has enforced an asset freeze on Puerto Rico.

I am cured of depression.

I am heterosexual.

Age: 17 years

I think my teacher may be experiencing gas issues.

I was cut from the cross country team for performance reasons.

Age: 18 years

My little brother, Takeshi, started elementary school.

I graduated from upper secondary school.

I've been wondering how many people have actually had seizures watching "Stranger Things".

I applied to university and was accepted.

My parents refused to pay my university tuition.

My application for a scholarship to university was rejected.

I took out a student loan to pay for my university tuition.

I started a university program in music.

Age: 19 years

I've been thinking a lot lately about what it would be like if I had a doppelgänger out there somewhere, and also wondering what my hypothetical lookalike is doing right now.

I passed my driving test and got a driving license.

Age: 20 years

My little brother, Rento, started elementary school.

My ex-boyfriend, Satoru, asked to get back together with me. I agreed to get back together with him.

Age: 21 years

I witnessed a Soundcloud rapper drinking and driving. She saw me call the police!

The Soundcloud rapper charged me!

She grappled my mouth.

I ran away from her.

Age: 22 years

My father retired.

I graduated from university with an undergraduate degree in music.

I have to start paying back my student loan for university.

I think my neighbor may be distributing marijuana.

Age: 22 years

My father retired.

I graduated from university with an undergraduate degree in music.

I have to start paying back my student loan for university.

I think my neighbor may be distributing marijuana.

I applied to medical school but my application was rejected.

I applied to graduate school and was accepted.

My parents refused to pay my graduate school tuition.

My application for a scholarship to graduate school was rejected.

I took out a student loan to pay for my graduate school tuition.

I started graduate school.

Age: 23 years

I refused to skip school with my classmate, Prija.

Age: 24 years

My little brother, Takeshi, started lower secondary school.

I completed graduate school.

I have to start paying back my student loan for graduate school.

I got an interview at The City of Tokyo for their Archaeologist opening.

I was hired for the position of Archaeologist for The City of Tokyo with a salary of $28,704.

Age: 25 years

Religious feuds fester between Spain and Cuba.

I decided to have a one night stand with Haruma Nakajima.

I practiced safe sex.

Age: 26 years

My little brother, Rento, started lower secondary school.

I have been given a raise of 4.8%. My salary is now $30,074.

I refused to join social media.

I called Satoru the life of the party.

I made love to Satoru.

I'm pregnant with Satoru's baby!

Satoru did not feel like making love to me.

I called Satoru enlightened.

Age: 27 years

My little brother, Takeshi, started upper secondary school.

The City of Tokyo promoted me to Sr. Archaeologist with a salary of $36,231.

A woman approached me and told me if my forehead was any bigger it would be a "fivehead".

I gave birth to a baby girl! I named her Sayaka Bloom.

Satoru argued with me because I didn't use his surname for the baby. I promised him I wouldn't do it again.

Satoru broke up with me. I called him a lamebrain.

Age: 28 years

I've been thinking a lot lately about whose computer I would hack into if I could choose just one person.

I was feeling very tired one afternoon, so I drank a lot of water to rehydrate my body.

Age: 29 years

My little brother, Rento, started upper secondary

My little brother, Rento, started upper secondary school.

I finally got a new pair of running shoes.

I chose to vaccinate my daughter, Sayaka.

Age: 30 years

My little brother, Takeshi, graduated from upper secondary school.

While walking downtown, I noticed some creepy old guys checking me out with binoculars from an office in a nearby building.

My daughter, Sayaka, wrote on the walls with a permanent marker. I had a heart-to-heart talk with her about her behavior.

Age: 31 years

My little brother, Takeshi, enlisted in the Navy.

I fully paid off my student loan for university.

My baby daddy, Satoru, sent me a pic of a bottle of wine, two glasses, and a condom. I forwarded it to all of my friends.

Age: 32 years

My little brother, Takeshi, has fathered a girl named Reina Bloom. My little brother, Takeshi, has been promoted to Seaman Apprentice.

My little brother, Rento, graduated from upper secondary school.

My parents tried to arrange a marriage between me and a Japanese guy named Takumi Takeuchi.

I agreed to marry him.

I married Takumi Takeuchi.

Following the wedding, I decided to keep my last name, Bloom.

Takumi decided to keep his name.

Age: 33 years

My daughter, Sayaka, started elementary school.

My little brother, Takeshi, married Haruka Yamashita, a 26-year old restaurant worker.

My little brother, Rento, started a new position as Receptionist for Peacock Systems.

I fully paid off my student loan for graduate school.

I spent some time relaxing by enjoying a sunrise.

Takumi didn't want to have a conversation with me.

I liked every photo that my baby daddy, Satoru, has ever posted on Instagram.

He confronted me! He begged me to leave him alone.

I made a fake Snapchat account and followed my ex-fling, Haruma.

Age: 34 years

My little brother, Takeshi, has been promoted to Seaman.

I found a satchel full of cocaine. I turned it in.

I texted my baby daddy, Satoru, to ask him for a pair of his dirty underwear.

He confronted me! He begged me to leave him alone.

Takumi does not want to have a threesome.

I berated Takumi for not wanting to have a threesome.

I prowled the streets.

I stole a Toyota RAV4!

Age: 35 years

My daughter, Sayaka, loves riding around in my Toyota RAV4.

I secretly kept a large diamond I found while working at an excavation site.

Age: 36 years

My little brother, Takeshi, and his wife, Haruka, had a baby boy named Soma Bloom. My little brother, Takeshi, has been promoted to Petty Officer Third Class.

My mother has retired from the Army.

I took Takumi to the theater to see "Who's Inside Me?".

Age: 37 years

My little brother, Takeshi, and his wife, Haruka, had a baby boy named Yusei Bloom.

My little brother, Rento, moved out.

I somehow managed to kill a desktop cactus.

I was released from my job as Sr. Archaeologist for The City of Tokyo.

I called my supervisor a douchelord on my way out.

Age: 38 years

My niece, Reina, started elementary school.

My little brother, Takeshi, has been promoted to Petty Officer Second Class.

Takumi and I had a threesome with Gabriela Miura.

Takumi left me for Gabriela Miura.

The judge made me pay Takumi Takeuchi $17,247 to settle the divorce.

I had dark thoughts.

I electrocuted my ex's husband, Yuki, by throwing a toaster into his bath! He died.

I had dark thoughts.

I electrocuted my ex, Takumi, by throwing a toaster into his bath! He died.

I had dark thoughts.

I electrocuted my ex, Gabriela, by throwing a toaster into her bath! She died.

I had dark thoughts.

I electrocuted my ex, Haruma, by throwing a toaster into his bath! He died.

I had dark thoughts.

I hit my ex, Satoru, over his head with a stick that I found! He died.

I have been convicted of murder and sentenced to death by hanging!

They sent me to Tokyo Federal Penitentiary, a maximum security prison.

I hired Honda & Associates to appeal my sentence.

My sentence was overturned!

I have been freed from prison.

I had eyelid surgery performed by Dr. Taiga Yamazaki.

I had a nose job performed by Dr. Taiga Yamazaki.

I decided to have a one night stand with Manato Tanaka.

I practiced safe sex.

Age: 39 years

My daughter, Sayaka, started lower secondary school.

A friend of my friend offered to set me up with a job as Jr. Marine Biologist for Mr. Falcon.

I was hired for the position of Jr. Marine Biologist for Mr. Falcon with a salary of $21,226.

Age: 40 years

My little brother, Takeshi, and his wife, Haruka, had a baby boy named Yuma Bloom. My little brother, Takeshi, has been promoted to Petty Officer First Class.

I said no to anabolic steroids.

Age: 41 years

I have been given a raise of 10.4%. My salary is now $23,425.

I looked at some butts.

I pickpocketed an old geezer! He had $56 in his wallet.

I decided to have a one night stand with Haruki Harada.

I changed my mind since there was no condom available.

I told my daughter, Sayaka, that she's the bee's knees.

I asked Keisuke Kobayashi on a date and he rejected me.

I am now dating Shinsuke Ikeda.

Age: 42 years

My daughter, Sayaka, started upper secondary school.

My nephew, Soma, started elementary school.

My little brother, Takeshi, has been promoted to Chief Petty Officer.

Mr. Falcon promoted me to Marine Biologist with a salary of $33,324.

My boyfriend, Shinsuke, likes to drive my Toyota RAV4 even more than I do.

Age: 43 years

My nephew, Yusei, started elementary school.

Itook guitar lessons and learned how to play "Freebird" by Lynyrd Skynyrd.

I called Shinsuke fascinating.

Shinsuke and I made love.

I'm pregnant with Shinsuke's baby!

I made a fake Facebook account and friend requested my ex-fling, Manato.

Age: 44 years

My niece, Reina, started lower secondary school.

My little brother, Takeshi, has been promoted to Senior Chief Petty Officer.

I have been given a raise of 6.6%. My salary is now $35,523.

My father died of complications from old age.

I paid my respects at his funeral.

I gave birth to a baby boy! I named him Riku Ikeda.

[matenrou-fan]

Hello can you write about ichiro hitoya and samatoki hitting their s/o by accident

Ichiro, Hitoya and Samatoki hitting their GN!s/o by accident

Such a strange request yet here!! Hope you will enjoy it!

GNreader, comfort, just wholesome stuff;;

-Honestly the one way when he can raise his hand it's during some childish game, when you two just fool around and try to catch each other.

-Especially if it's tickle fighting, when your boyfriend is just too carried away in his wish to win and finally pins you to the bed with hands around your waist.

-So when you would try to resist, pushing him off and tickling his sides at the same time, Ichiro just wanted to respond with a grasp on your arm, but overdid it.

-"Here, finally catch you..!" - this sudden hit on your shoulder makes you gasp in confusion, and his smile fades away as fast as your own. - "A- S/o, a-are you okay?"

-Even if you sound so loud due to the unexpectedness of this action, not from pain, Ichiro would anyway feel so guilty as if he did it on purpose.

-So all games will immediately stop as he leans closer to check out the hitted place while repeating apologies, mixed with a bunch of questions about how you feel. If it's actually that bad he would bring some ice, absolutely ashamed of his behavior.

-"I'm so sorry, s/o.. How can I call myself a proper mature man if I can hurt my most precious person so easily..?" - Ichiro looks almost like an abandoned puppy in the rain. No, he's not trying to make you forgive him through such puppy eyes, it's just really the way your boyfriend shows his guilt towards you.

-Only after a few times as you said it's alright, he would feel more easily. Yet still, Ichiro would be really careful for a month or two, being pretty slow and gentle during another tickling game or some playful fight.

-Despite his pretty harsh behavior, there's no way he would exchange something more than a few angry words with you.

-And this old man doesn't really like all these bratty games, he has enough of such energy thanks to Kuko's attitude. So with him, it's actually just an accident, as sometimes in the morning he's still so sleepy..

-Went to bed late, woke up early.. There's no way he would understand more than half of your words before drinking at least one cup of coffee with his favorite snack - cigarettes.

-"Honey, can you check the newspaper-" - light pain that erupts in his left elbow and your sudden gasp makes Hitoya wake up better than any coffee that he was trying to make. - "Ah- Shit, s/o, are you alright?"

-If it was someone else, he would probably just scoff, scolding them for getting too close to him from behind. Yet with you he would be much softer, even when his head still hurts from lack of sleep and he can't think straight.

-Well, of course he would check if you were alright, worrying a little about just how bad he hit your spine with probably all his strength. But Hitoya didn't feel that much guilt. He didn't see it coming!

-So all apologize that you would have some sloppy kiss on your forehead and a few headpats as Hitoya mumbled about being more careful and everything.

-"Mm? What's with this gaze?" - he put away a newspaper and chuckled, noticing your feigned frown. - "Oh, I didn't apologize properly? Huh, maybe I should then kiss your poor hurted back? Get closer, dear.."

-Well, but despite such teasing, your lover would leave a mental note about watching his back before turning around. And probably give himself more sleep and rest, so he wouldn't be that sluggish.

-Ok but. No matter what you would do or say, there's no way he would show this aggressive side of himself to you, you're his dear lover, after all. If you ever get that deep inside his heart, then he immediately would place you in the most sensitive part of it.

-And Samatoki is really overprotective, so there's not that many accidents when you bump into each other or hit without purpose.

-But it doesn't matter that even your attentive boyfriend couldn't inadvertently do something. Especially after a long hard day.. He just came home and sat on the couch, and your arms around his shoulders as you stand behind him the only thing that can help him feel better.

-"Ah.. Babe, I missed you so much today.." - A long tired sigh escaped his lips as he tossed his head back to look up at you but instead hit your nose, not knowing that at the same time you leaned closer to kiss the back of his head.

-For a moment you both pulled back, groaning in pain, but of course Samatoki would turn to you first, feeling absolutely guilty. His own pain doesn't matter that much as yours, especially due to the fact he's the one who's done it.

-Doesn't matter if this hit was really strong or not, Samatoki would bring everything - ice, handkerchief, aid kit, even some cold water if you start crying. In one second he turned from just a boyfriend to an overprotective over worried mom, that's how it feels.

-"I'm so sorry, my dear.. Here, look at me.." - his hand slowly caresses your back as he softly smiles at you. - "Ah, don't worry. Your nose is as pretty as before, so don't cry, okay?"

-But despite such playful talk, he actually would apologize a few times this evening, being even more clingy and cuddly than usual. Your boyfriend just doesn't want you to think about that too much, kissing your poor face gently while promising to be more careful next time.

[crehador]

Do you have any special hc’s for when Jiro & Saburo find out Toki is dating their brother and how they eventually warm up to him?(I theorize it’d take them a very long while to get used to Samatoki being with their brother ehe)

YEAH UGH SO my favorite hc surrounding buster younger and buster youngest warming up to samatoki was that jiro would eventually start calling samatoki aniki

but that was before jiro shifted to 'aniki' for ichiro so i was like that hands up wailing emoji for a bit (then decided actually it would be really funny if jiro called out 'aniki' one day and ichiro and samatoki both looked up lol)

i do think it would take them both a bit to warm up to samatoki, though i imagine jiro coming around before saburo in part because he seems too trusting/too good at seeing the good in people and in part because... i feel like he wouldn't be able to help but think samatoki is kind of cool lmao

another version of events i can see happening is samatoki seeking jiro and saburo's approval first before getting with ichiro (and when ichiro finds out and saburo is the only holdout ichiro has to be like SABURO FFS PLEASE JUST GIVE HIM YOUR BLESSING SO I CAN GET LAID)

on a side note i think they (especially saburo) would forever be a bit catty towards jyuto and rio (especially rio) like insisting on calling jyuto 'uncle jyuto' even when jyuto is repeatedly like I'M NOT?! THAT OLD?!?!?!?!?!

(but like an affectionate found family sort of cattiness, bbmtc+nemu found family is my forever agenda)