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#but the Avengers were like nah kid you gotta go to jail. its justice. and Vance was like okee dokee. you guys definitely wouldnt screw me ov
bigskydreaming
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But I mean, the Avengers are fictional and I still hate them anyway, so am I biased? Mayhaps.
#pfft all you NEWCOMERS to the fuck the Avengers Olympics
#I've been a card-carrying member of this club ever since the late eighties when a young abused Jewish mutant named Vance Astro
#was convinced by his heroes that going to jail for killing his abusive father in self-defense was totally 'justice'
#when his teammates Firestar and Namorita and Nova literally ambushed his prison truck and were ready and willing to
#run away and go into hiding with him
#but the Avengers were like nah kid you gotta go to jail. its justice. and Vance was like okee dokee. you guys definitely wouldnt screw me ov
#er and totally know what's right and wrong so not only will I tell my friends to go home while I go to a jail for SUPERVILLAINS
#at the ripe old age of SEVENTEEN because I again - lashed out with my telekinesis and accidentally
#killed my abusive dad while he was in the act of violently abusing me. when I was already injured with a broken arm.
#because I literally JUST got back from helping to save the world with my friends - like when I get OUT of jail for this
#Im gonna rename myself JUSTICE and join the Avengers cuz they totally said I could once I'd paid my debt to society for....not wanting to be
#abused anymore.
#BUT HEY WHO'S STILL MAD ABOUT THAT STORYLINE HAHAHAHAHA NOT THIS GUY
#fahslkfhalfhalfhalkhfaklh
#i let things go so well
#im like. a professional at it
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