#but whoever invented facial towelettes was a genius

[lilyaceofdiamonds]

Someone came in looking for makeup wipes, and i helped him pick a few for his wife. Then as he’s checking out he tells me the real reason he needs them is his wife is in the hospital and is using them for quick sponge-bath wipes.

Bro your locally depressed spoonie who hasn’t showered in [redacted] days has got you. Let’s get her some burts bees towelettes. They’re a game changer.