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Naruto shippuden things that made me lose my mind (ep 244-260):
Dark naruto my beloved 🖤 (I wish naruto could externalize these thoughts to someone else and they could comfort him so he wouldn't have to comfort himself)
Kushina @ naruto: wow minato didn't tell u shit
There's something very... unsettling? To me about minato. I think maybe it's just bc bad writing but something feeling deeply wrong about him?
Child itachi: don't worry, sasuke, I'll protect u (I think they're framing this as a sweet moment but it just feels sad and fucked up and sinister bc itachi u literally r going to create a monster. Like u meant well in ur own fucked logic but u hurt him so so bad)
Kushina, dying: naruto, stay the fuck away from lord jiraiya
Kisame, confronting his impending doom: I choose death by shark attack
Tobi, on his way out the door to murder someone and desecrate a corpse: kabuto don't do anything fucked up while I'm gone
I can't take Kabuto seriously in that snake hoodie???
In Madara secret hide out of horrors he has a chamber of eyeballs, a mutieyed beast that sucks the souls from jinchuriki, 100,000 lil white soldiers, and the petrified remains of hashirama. What a fucking place to live.
Everytime we find a new character with part of hashirama in them, it only gets funnier
Spend 20 episodes traveling to keep naruto safe then just fucking instantly their position is compromised lmao
I would like everyone to stop lying to naruto, please
Yamatoooooo in the belly of a snake :'(((
7yr old naruto: what were my parents like? The 3rd hokage: fuck off. Bye.
The writers: what if we reanimated the original Naruto but gave kakashi smaller hair?
#listen. the flashback eps with kushina and minato are so fucking good. like best episodes so far#i would die for kushina. i lov her so much. minato just doesnt feel like a real person tho?#lile it feels like he read the script so his actions are dictated by the plot and he has no emotional reaction to them#bc he knos what's gonna happen. he is v pretty tho#i am hype for this war tho. i wanna see madara murder everyone#and i wanna kno obitos whole deal. i wonder if i would have figured him out by this point if i didnt kno#bc like at this point it seems pretty obvious bc like also im fucking awful at seeing things like that#anyway... i domt even kno im just glad naruto got to meet his mum#naruto#also i assume kabuto got to stay wuth tobi bc he dragged up the actual dead ass corpse of madara?#which is really fucking funny to me. like kabuto being like: yo look what i got here madara#and obito is standing there sweating like: fuck. this fucking snake is gonna spill my secrets better keep him close#i assume he needs to keep his identity a secret until he can actually revive madara bc that's why everyone is so scared of him#bc i was like y does he care if everyone knos who he is. at this point kakashi is the only one who would b emotionally affected by knowing#but yea its gotta b bc madara is scary powerful so the whole world is like. mmm lets not fuck with masked man#unrelated
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