#cabbagepatch lore

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Whats the lore behind Cabbagepatch?

I should really have a page dedicated to this 🤣 Okay, strap in! This is going to be a long post!

Empress of Evil, Cabbagepatch Prudence Le-Croissant Pantoufle  Baba-Yaga Mothballs-Smyth and her siblings belong to a race of ancient, immortal shapeshifters with a default dog-like appearance.

The Mothballs Siblings minus Robespierrepatch

Several hundred years ago, Cabbagepatch and her siblings were looking for new planets to conquer when her brother Cookiebatch, overcome with psychic energy, tried to eat the spaceship's controls, causing them to crash land in Strangetown.

Cabbagepatch as a puppy and an adult on her home planet, Cardboard Batuu. The crash in Strangetown. Cabbagepatch in disguise as a French dog. Cabbagepatch as an elder

The crash caused a massive disagreement between the Mothballs siblings, and they split up and fled to various corners of Sim Earth.

Tigerpatch's fifteen minutes of fame

Cabbagepatch went to Champ Les Sims, disguising herself as a French dog, Figgyduff moved to Chestnut Ridge and started an illegal horse dealership, Kapusta hijacked a cruise ship, before eventually settling in Ravenwood, Tigerpatch moved deep into the Selvadoradian jungle, but rose to prominence as the face of a Simflix documentary, Rottenbonnet set up home on an offshore garbage island, Mitzipuff and Cookiebatch were discovered by scientists, who later tricked a rather stupid man into taking them after they all but destroyed the lab, while Foxipuff and Blobbypatch are unaccounted for, but do attend family gatherings when called.

Cabbagepatch performing a blood sacrifice with her siblings, while wearing Sentate couture

Cabbagepatch was kidnapped by scientists in Champ Les Sims. She was bored and wanted something to do, so she let it happen, and then promptly blew up their lab.

She then reconnected with her brother, Robespierrepatch, who had left during an earlier migration and was communicating from Sim Earth. They had a falling out over sausages, so like her siblings often did, Cabbagepatch found a nice family and stayed with them until they annoyed her and she had to kill them. Rinse and repeat several times over.

Cabbagepatch found a family she could tolerate, but Figgyduff, after learning of her sister's location, broke into their home and destroyed their kitchen in search of sausages. Cabbagepatch got the blame and had to kill the family. Her bloodfeud with Figgyduff never ended.

Cabbagepatch ended up being taken in by a nice old lady who fed her the most magnificent sausages. Cabbagepatch grew to like her, and together they guarded their home from unwanted visitors with much aggression. Sadly that wouldn't last, and she ended up being 'inherited' by her grandson (the gall!) Milo.

Cabbagepatch waiting for Milo's wife Hana to die

She remained with Milo and his family and lived a comfortable life, occasionally begrudgingly sharing her time with their other pets (thankfully mortal). Occasionally she would run into old enemies, but overall, her life was peaceful and allowed her great freedom to build a large stock portfolio and start various underground businesses.

Cabbagepatch when she went off sausages for a few months

When Milo and Hana passed away, Cabbagepatch found herself living with Milo's sister, Heather; her favourite of the Smyth family. Heather remained ageless on a strict regime of Botox, Ozempic, and cosmetic surgery, and became the one human Cabbagepatch actually liked.

Heather in her late eighties to early nineties with Cabbagepatch

During her time with Heather. Cabbagepatch was free to go about her business, given Heather was busy with her own portfolios and businesses. She accepted an invitation to join the League of Evil.

Cabbagepatch and her associates during some downtime (credit: @theplottdump)

Cabbagepatch has learned from her long life that it's okay to wind down a little, and having had an eventful time on Sim Earth, she makes sure to involve herself in smaller pet projects, as well as large-scale business ventures.

Cabbagepatch, along with Vampire Cher and Vampire Enya, taking down evil children's author KJ Rowley in the Banned Forest

Cabbagepatch's greatest enemies

Being a business woman and dangerous individual of such calibre isn't without enemies. Cabbagepatch has made a variety of enemies in her time. For the most part, she lets them live, as without enemies, where would the fun be?

This brings us to the present moment, when Cabbagepatch appears to have buried the hatchet with Figgyduff (and not in her head either), in their war against the Clucking Cosa Nostra. No one knows what the future will bring for Cabbagepatch, except perhaps Cookiebatch, who does have psychic powers, but either can't, or chooses not to verbalise them.

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THE BOLD THE FACTS tag by @helenofsimblr

The Rules are simple! Tag people and name a character you want to know more about! If you want to let the person you tagged decide who to showcase, then don’t name a character and they can pick somebody. Easy! The person who is tagged will then bold the remarks below which apply to their character &, if they want to, include a picture with their reply!

My wonderfully witchy bestie @doctorsimcraft has tagged me to do Empress of Evil, Cabbagepatch Prudence Le-Croissant Pantoufle  Baba-Yaga Mothballs-Smyth!

Where to even start with Ms. Cabbagepatch?

[ PERSONAL ]

$ Financial: wealthy(Cabbagepatch has many businesses and a vast real-estate portfolio. She also has dirt on all major politicians) / moderate / poor / in poverty

✚ Medical: fit / moderate / sickly / disabled / disadvantaged / non applicable

✪ Class or Caste: upper / middle / working / unsure / other

✔ Education: qualified (she has good spelling, especially for a dog from space) / unqualified / studying / other

✖ Criminal Record: yes, for major crimes / yes, for minor crimes / no / has committed crimes, but not caught yet (No one can stop her) / yes, but charges were dismissed

[ FAMILY ]

Cabbagepatch and her siblings

◒ Children: had a child or children / has no children / wants children

◑ Relationship with Family: close with sibling(s) / not close with sibling(s)(hates them, especially Figgyduff, but they join forces for shady dealings) / has no siblings / sibling(s) is deceased

◔ Affiliation: orphaned / adopted / disowned / raised by birth parent / not applicable

[ TRAITS + TENDENCIES ]

♦ extroverted / introverted / in between

♦ disorganized / organized(She's a powerful business woman, space empress ad warlord)/ in between

♦ close minded / open-minded / in between

♦ calm / anxious / in between

♦ disagreeable / agreeable / in between

Cabbagepatch's greatest enemies

♦ cautious / reckless / in between

♦ patient (she has been alive for over 1000 years, she's playing the long game)/ impatient / in between

♦ outspoken / reserved (it does no one any favours to show their cards) / in between

♦ leader / follower / in between

♦ empathetic / vicious bastard / in between

♦ optimistic / pessimistic / in between

♦ traditional / modern / in between /dog from space

♦ hard-working (being a powerful business woman requires hard work) / lazy / in between

♦ cultured / uncultured / in between / unknown

♦ loyal / disloyal / unknown

♦ faithful / unfaithful / unknown

[ BELIEFS ]

Cabbagepatch's lifestages: as a puppy on Cardboard Batuu, as an adult on Cardboard Batuu, the crash (it was Cookiebatch's fault), in disguise as a French dog in Champ Les Sims after escaping the lab, disguised as an elderly dog

★ Faith: monotheist / polytheist / atheist / agnostic (N/A.)

☆ Belief in Ghosts or Spirits: yes / no / don’t know / don’t care

✮ Belief in an Afterlife: yes / no / don’t know / don’t care

✯ Belief in Reincarnation: yes / no / don’t know / don’t care

❃ Belief in Aliens: yes (she is one) / no / don’t know / don’t care

✧ Religious: orthodox / liberal / in between (she picks and chooses)/ not religious/

Cabbagepatch performing a blood sacrifice with her siblings, while wearing Sentate couture

❀ Philosophical: yes / no

[ SEXUALITY & ROMANTIC INCLINATION ]

❤ Sexuality: heterosexual / homosexual / bisexual / asexual (Cabbagepatch would only mate for political reasons) / pansexual

❥ Sex: sex repulsed / sex neutral / sex favorable / naive and clueless

♥ Romance: romance repulsed / romance neutral / romance favorable /naive and clueless / romance suspicious

❣ Sexually: adventurous / experienced / naive / inexperienced / curious

⚧ Potential Sexual Partners: male / female / agender / other / none / all

⚧ Potential Romantic Partners: male / female / agender / other / none / all

Cabbagepatch when she got the horn after ingesting Heather's recreational HRT.

[ ABILITIES ]

☠ Combat Skills: excellent / good / moderate(I'll answer for dueling as a spellcaster) / poor / none

Cabbagepatch about to fuck shit up

≡ Literacy Skills: excellent / good / moderate / poor / none

Cabbagepatch enjoying a good book

✍ Artistic Skills: excellent / good / moderate / poor / none

✂ Technical Skills: excellent / good / moderate / poor / none

[ HABITS ]

☕ Drinking Alcohol: never / special occasions / sometimes / frequently / Alcoholic

☁ Smoking: tried it / trying to quit / quit / never / rarely / sometimes / frequently / Chain-smoker

✿ Recreational Drugs: never / special occasions / sometimes / frequently / addict

✌ Medicinal Drugs: never / no longer needs medication / some medication needed / frequently / to excess

☻ Unhealthy Food: never / special occasions (Cabbagepatch loves sausages made from her enemies...or from the local butcher if she can't get the former) / sometimes / frequently / binge eater

Cabbagepatch when she went off sausages for a few months

Cabbagepatch eating the chicken feed at night to cause her enemies, the chickens, a slow, painful death

$ Splurge Spending: never / sometimes / frequently / shopaholic

♣ Gambling: never / rarely / sometimes / frequently / compulsive gambler

I tag the lovely @molloopsy for Stevie, @shoobyloob for Cotton and @aroundthesims for Annie, @kimmiessimmies for James, @simsaralove for Silas and @treason-and-plot for my beloved Anita!

[ice-creamforbreakfast]

Quickly, come up with a completely new fact about your OC/OCs! It can be something trivial too. Have fun! ;)

I'll give you two!

1. Mitzipuff isn't evil to the extent that some of her siblings are, however she is perhaps the most narcissistic of the Mothballs.

2. Mitzipuff and Cookiebatch were won in a rigged card game at Lucky Palms Casino. One of the scientists responsible for their care was absolutely terrorised by the Mothballs siblings and saw his chance to offload a couple of them onto an oaf who had forgotten to buy Valentines day gifts for his wife and mistress. The scientist made sure that the chosen target, Frankie Mashuga won, which was a challenge in itself.

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YESSSSS!! This is now official Cabbagepatch lore!! XD if you want to know what became of Cabbagepatch afterwards you’ll need to read the Smyth legacy!! :P (and if you don’t, you’re missing out on an amazing legacy!)

Temperance [narrating]: That’s when she gifted me that dog: Cabbagepatch. They knew it would drive me insane, little by little. It was all part of their plan to get rid of me. It was Cabbagepatch that drove me to do the most evil things…

Cabbagepatch: MULLET!! YOU NEED A MULLET!!

Temperance [narrating]:  From that moment, the demon took over…That dog turned me into a demon. In my last moment of clarity, I fired all the servants because I knew I would end up hurting them. Then I was lost…until it killed us all. And my spirit has been seeking vengeance ever since.

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This the same interview that gave us cabbagepatch lore and Doctor StrangÉ

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