#cableknittrigger

[threepatchdetective-blog]

cableknittrigger replied to your post: [so my john actually functions as my john irl and...

(U BETTER GOODNIGHT I LOVE YOU SMOOCHES AGGRESSIVELY)

[my jawn, ladies and gentlemen. <3]

[themerchantofredemption]

cableknittrigger started following you

Well, well, well. Doctor Watson, I can hardly believe Sherlock stopped whining long enough for you to come by.

[helenareiske]

+ cableknittrigger

Doctor Watson. To what do I owe the pleasure?

[righthandmilitaryman-blog]

cableknittrigger started following you

What's happening right now? What sort of joke is this?

[threepatchdetective-blog]

cableknittrigger replied to your post: Also, 8, 17 and 20.

Subtlety.

Answer my question.

[womanandwolf-blog]

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Ylwa samples the scent of this man. She decides he is not a threat.

Greetings. How is it with you?

[threepatchdetective-blog]

Also, 8, 17 and 20.

8. Sex on the bed, couch or the floor?

Bed. Too tall for the couch, and floor seems uncomfortable. And with our flat, unsanitary.

17. A song you’d listen to during soft/slow/passionate sex?

We've been over this. No music.

20: If you could have sex with anyone right now, who would it be?

Am I to assume you mean someone other than yourself?

Also, I hope you realise you can always just ask me these.

[angelmanagementissues]

Sexual M!A: now, every time you call someone by their name, they will grow an insatiable desire to lust after you. Lasts 4 hours.

*poof*

Oh God...

I apologize to everyone in advance for this...

[somegodlessafterthought]

cableknittrigger started following you

[The stranger with a mildly familiar face is treated to the same stare most of the population gets before you get your coffee, hard and just a bit like you're imagining his blood on the pavement. Three seconds of this, and you remember you're supposed to be being polite, so you nod.]

[threepatchdetective-blog]

We haven't even had full-on intercourse yet.

Oh really, I wasn't aware.