#can you tell lara croft made me a raging homosexual

[latenightsimping]

this came up on my news today and

in the first game you literally go to atlantis. you bamboozle a lara croft clone with no skin by making them fall into a lava pit. there's uzis on an invisible platform in an ancient egyptian tomb. tomb raider has been a silly, janky game from the start and that's what makes it loveable god damn it