#can’t have shit on this island

[solsays]

with qMike waking up and ccFit dropping hints to big angst lore at the end of the month and ccPac saying he’s sorry for people rooting for hideduo and qRoier being turned into a fucking rat it’s so jover guys

but I will continue to ignore canon as I have been for the last three months and force the cubitos to be happy in my silly little writing and art

[haloberry]

Imagine Fred’s fucking messages of “I’ve done bad things before” and “I think you should stop caring about me” was all foreshadowing for Fred snitching to the Feds and letting Tubbo get kidnapped??

Look, I really really want to believe this is not the case and that Fred will actually be the one to start looking for Tubbo..

But, with the sudden cute date? The talk about Fred’s identity crisis? Aypierre’s lore and how he framed Tubbo for kidnapping Ron?

If things are going too well, that means shit’s are definitely going too well. We’re over here thinking Fred’s might switch due to gay love, but man’s is still a Federation worker.

And the “I don’t want to end up like WC06” line that keeping repeating?? Yup, definitely fucking worrying about that.

Can’t have happy endings with Minecraft servers I’m telling you—

Not to mention, perfect time for Tubbo to get a kidnapping arc. Considering Twitch con Vegas is coming up..

Just, Fred for the love of god I just don’t want a scene where you lead Tubbo on a second date and for you to give a book that says “Tubbo..I’m sorry” and kidnap the man. PLEASE IM BEGGING.

[burning-landfill]

A spreading corruption

A dismantling of the self

[puppyeared]

bestieesssss /platonic

(Xīn Yá belongs to me, Sailor belongs to @crow-cap)

[annimator]

[stealingyourbones]

Ok so here’s my list of videogames I’m going through rn:

Half-Life series

Batman Arkham

And now Zelda

All of which I know jack shit about the stories or spoilers. I’ve started Batman Arkham Asylum and I’m in the middle of Half Life 2 Episode 1. So far I’m having a blast

[mumblesplash]

one funny fandom thing that i always love is when adult male characters are shown to have grown out their hair bc of an extended survival situation and/or some kind of mental health crisis but they barely have so much as a 5 o’clock shadow. he said ok i can forgive long-term neglect of most of my appearance due to extenuating circumstances but i draw the line at shaving less than four times a week

[frogs-in3-hills]

yall were right hxh 1999 is even better than 2011

[cowboybutchboots]

i got some chickens todayyyyyy yayyyy ☺️

[noahtally-famous]

let me just say that tdpi is one of my least favorite seasons and I deeply dislike most of its canon events, but the cast is one of my favorites to write and analyze

[sainte666]

So my friend who I keep telling to wear a mask and to not go out and do high risk indoor activities without SOME safety precautions got sick as fuck on her vacation and talking about like how her head is killing her

absolutely 0 mention of trying to test for COVID!! just that she was taking cold meds. Are you fucking serious lmao

Everyone has fucking covid-19 right now and is spreading it like crazy because they’ve abandoned masking and the government has abandoned pretending to give even 1 fuck about it.

That’s it. That’s the mystery illness. Please god seek test to treat and start masking again 😭 Masking and preventing covid-19 is the only way you can reduce your risk of Long Covid and related long term effects like dementia, heart problems, migraines, permanent shortness of breath, etc.

[oceanatydes]

literally only took them 5 billion seasons to let you make a character that actually looks brown

[soars22]

The nerve of this fucking rabbit, I trusted you Lapin, I fucking trusted you, how dare you betray me like this you capitalist fuck-

[problematicfanfics]

rant/vent but

since i’m on vacation with my family i’m actually at my wit’s end. i have no privacy. i have been sleeping in the same room as both my parents, my sister and my grandma for the past two weeks. i’m genuinely crying dude. like i can’t be happy around them. they decimate everything i find joy in and everything about myself i like. i’m so over this. sleeping in close quarters is just making me feel like shit again and reminds me of all those fucking years i spent as a kid fucking battling poverty and couch surfing with my family. like i hate it. it’s so traumatizing. my sister has like no memory of it because she was like 3 so for her this is all cutesy poor core aesthetic. i’m ripping my fucking hair out. before we left my mom was hounding me, asking me if i wanted a hair appt, a nail appt, to go buy clothes. i said no. i said the only thing i wanted was a wax because shaving is a pain in the ass. she forgot. but u wanna know what she didn’t forget? my sister’s wax appt. my sister’s chemical hair straightening treatment. all the stores my sister wanted to go to. my sister’s $160 nail appointment. like are u fucking kidding me? then the day before i asked my mom “when is my wax appointment?” and she BLEW UP at me saying i should’ve made it, it’s my job to make it. last month i made a dentist appt for my tooth whitening like she told me to and she got mad because I MADE THE APPOINTMENT. i can’t fucking win. then on top of it all for the first time in like months i wanted to get my nails done bc they’re hella cheap and really high quality in greece and once again, my mom forgot. she said “if you wanted it you should’ve gone.” i said mom, i can’t speak greek like that. i don’t want them to scam me. i don’t know what nails are supposed to cost. i’ve gotten my nails done professionally two times in my seventeen years of existence. idk shit about them. but no, i’m the issue. i’m the fucking issue. every time i open my mouth they say i’m giving them attitude when i’m literally just speaking or asking a question. they say i’m too quiet then yell at me for being too loud. they say everything i enjoy is stupid or childish. they won’t give me ANY personal space. they keep ganging up on me with my sister. my sister has been the biggest thorn in my side though. she’s such a pos. like idk how to explain this to y’all. she’s a fucking brat. we couldn’t be further from different. i’m scared to buy myself food with my parents’ money. my sister spends upwards of $100 a week on food, clothing, makeup, etc. with no regard for my parents’ time or finances. she steamrolls over everyone’s emotions to make room for hers, which are usually disgust and anger, and constantly puts everyone in a bad mood. my dad is ALWAYS out to get me despite the fact i try my fuckin hardest to keep the peace between us. my mom is so fucking bipolar i never know what i’m getting. my dad and mom are at each other’s throats. my yiayia lectures me on shit when i’m mad that isn’t even remotely related to the reason i’m mad ever and it pisses me off even more and i desperately try to give her the benefit of the doubt bc english isn’t her first language but she does the SAME DAMN THING IN GREEK LIKE BRO. i met ONE GIRL in this STUPID fucking horio BUT I LEAVE IN TWO DAYS. AND TOMORROW IM NOT EVEN IN THIS HORIO IM OFF TO THE MAIN AREA. like fuck off bro. and the girl mainly speaks greek which is fine but it gets hard bc i’m not the absolute best in it (i’m sm better in other languages bro no one bothered teaching me greek and you’d THINK my GREEK FAMILY would teach me greek and wouldn’t be mad over the fact i don’t know greek bc yk THEYRE MY FAMILY AND THEYRE SUPPOSED TO TEACH ME but no everything is my fault). and she’s sweet but this is her summer vacation spot so she has hella friends here already and i can tell i’m just “the girl next door she has to hang out with”. i feel bad i don’t want to drag her from her friends or insert myself in her plans but for the first time in god knows how long i felt normal today just because i finally had someone close in age.

elevator music and the smiths have carried the brunt of my emotions these past two weeks i can’t lie.

[annimator]

WHAT DO YOU MEAN PAC GOT SENT BACK TO PURGATORY

[poltergeist-coffee]

it’s 2 am and all i can think about is insaneduo