#cannot believe the webcomic decided not to adapt this. like. this is the funniest thing ever lmaoooo

[lloydfrontera]

He immediately exclaimed, “Oh, my, you’re so amazing!”  “Oink! This is nothing, oink!”  “No. You are amazing. I never dreamed of being able to move that all the way over there, let alone lift it.”  “Over there, oink?”  Lloyd pointed at the half-finished wall.  The orc glanced at it and scoffed.  “This is the problem with humans. Watch me, oink.”  As though he was lifting up an empty box, he raised the rock over his head.  Afterward, he gently placed it on the area Lloyd just pointed to.  Clunk! The rock thudded as the orc put it on top of the other rocks.  He was able to put it down exactly where it needed to be.  Perfect. This is it.  Lloyd discreetly clenched his fists.  Then, he moved on to carry another brick beside him.  He struggled with it on purpose.  “Ow! Arghh!! I can’t do it. Why?”  “Tsk, tsk. Move human. I will show you how it’s done, oink!”  Thud! The orc placed the rock in its correct place once again.  This process was repeated several times. 

lloyd, batting eyelashes and twirling his hair: gosh this rock is sooooo heavy if only there was a big strong orc who could show me how to lift it⁓