#captainoftoast

[d-d-d-drop-the-toast]

You could say that the guys that work on RWBY are *Barbra voice* ANIME-atiors

dont

[foreverphoeniix]

ALSO

It was my birthday yesterday so thanks for all the messages I didn't get. LOOKING AT YOU, WIFE OF MINE

[dustedwires]

I have some Kitkats.

And I have some Toast.

I put the Kitkats on top of the Toast.

Why did I do that.

Because CaptainofKitkats that's why.

[guardian-corps]

children please

have a biscuit and calm down

[neoriots]

We need jesus.

nsfw under the cut

[6:18:39 PM] agressive canadian: toby going to jack martyn off and finding out his dick is a legit stick [6:18:51 PM] agressive canadian: yknow the simple things [6:19:01 PM] Parvykins: g o d [6:19:12 PM] agressive canadian: ''i've got wood for you'' ''yes martyn you certainly do'' [6:19:31 PM] Safety Pin: toast what to heck [6:19:32 PM] agressive canadian: gives him a blowjob and ends up with splinters in his mouth [6:19:32 PM] Alex aka gay greek dude: OMFG [6:19:36 PM] Alex aka gay greek dude: TOAST [6:19:39 PM] Safety Pin: nO [6:19:39 PM] Parvykins: TOAST I [6:20:04 PM] agressive canadian: i dont even like stlw you'll be fine [6:20:11 PM] Parvykins: I WAS EXPECTING LIKE VINE TENTICLE [6:20:13 PM] Parvykins: NOT STICK DICK [6:20:37 PM] Alex aka gay greek dude: omfg im cruig [6:21:23 PM] agressive canadian: ok toby finding out martyn's dick is a vine so he just ''okay what the fuck'' and walks away [6:21:36 PM] Safety Pin: canon [6:21:39 PM] Parvykins: gdi toast [6:21:48 PM] Parvykins: it is canon tho [6:22:06 PM] agressive canadian: pin will u be ok now [6:22:28 PM] Parvykins: just think about vine dick or stick dick and your fine [6:22:43 PM | Edited 6:22:48 PM] agressive canadian: splinters from the stick dick [6:22:45 PM] Alex aka gay greek dude: no but [6:22:47 PM] Alex aka gay greek dude: littlewood [6:22:51 PM] Alex aka gay greek dude: is such a funny surname [6:22:54 PM] Alex aka gay greek dude: if its ironically true [6:23:11 PM] Parvykins: ha [6:23:24 PM] Alex aka gay greek dude: or ironically not true [6:23:33 PM] Safety Pin: hopefully...................yes now im thinkign bout them gay and suddenly martyn putting ketchup packets like from a cafe into toby's pockets when he not lookin. so many ketchup packets, toby has no idea. [6:23:43 PM] Parvykins: i [6:23:44 PM] Parvykins: what [6:24:42 PM] Safety Pin: WE USED TO DO THAT TO THIS KID NAMED DAMON AT LUNCH IN GRADE SCHOOL we stood in line and the condiments were right there so me and bro slipped a bunch of ketchup packets into his pockets and he had no idea until he sat down and had ketchup packets spilling from his pockets it made him so mad [6:24:43 PM] agressive canadian: martyn stick dick littlewood [6:24:58 PM] Parvykins: thank you toast for that [6:25:13 PM] agressive canadian: dr. poophands' work is done [6:25:25 PM] Alex aka gay greek dude: martyn 'little wood' littlewood [6:25:25 PM] Parvykins: thank [6:25:28 PM] Safety Pin: ur work is never done [6:26:22 PM] agressive canadian: ok how about martyn being completely serious when asking for a threesome with a nearby tree [6:26:33 PM] Parvykins: i [6:26:38 PM] Safety Pin: shit, [6:27:07 PM] Safety Pin: martyn: we should have sex. but we should let a tree join us too im serious toby: m8 [6:27:36 PM] Parvykins: [6:27 PM] Safety Pin:

<<< toby: m8 [6:27:44 PM] Parvykins: the way i just imagined his face was gold [6:28:52 PM] Safety Pin: good [6:29:11 PM] Safety Pin: SHIT NOWS A GOOD TIME TO DO THAT DUMB DRAWING I WANTED TO DO OF THEM [6:29:47 PM] agressive canadian: toby being so fed up with martyn's sexual urges towards nature like one day martyn tries to shove a flower up his ass and tobys just ''why the fuck do i hang out with this hippe get some therapy dickhead' [6:30:06 PM] Parvykins: g o d [6:30:19 PM] Safety Pin: same [6:31:14 PM] Parvykins: just toby pushing a bible towards martyn at some point [6:31:33 PM] Alex aka gay greek dude: books are made of trees [6:31:37 PM] Alex aka gay greek dude: how insensitive [6:31:39 PM] Alex aka gay greek dude: duh [6:31:40 PM] Parvykins: EXACTLY [6:31:59 PM] agressive canadian: he tries to shove that up his ass too [6:32:04 PM] Alex aka gay greek dude: "If you get your wood up one more time" *slips harry potter book in general direction [6:32:09 PM] Parvykins: F U C K I N [6:33:37 PM] agressive canadian: the hills are alive with the sound of martyn shoving stuff up his asshole [6:33:55 PM] Parvykins: i [6:34:01 PM] Alex aka gay greek dude: *drops pages on floor* "I need a leather cover for this book, one step out of line Martyn. [6:34:24 PM] Safety Pin: i cant believe any of this [6:34:27 PM] agressive canadian: im going to cry if one of you posts this on tumblr [6:34:35 PM] Parvykins: i might

[d-d-d-drop-the-toast]

Do you have any lunacross head canons?

oH MAN dO I

miles always holding something above his head so kerry cant get it and only giving it back when kerry kisses him on the cheek

kerry likes to borrow miles�� sweaters bc they’re big on him and the sleeves cover his hands so he looks like a child ouo

miles wanting to be super affectionate in public to let everyone know but kerry wants to keep it on the town low and it usually results in cuddling in very inconspicuous places 

kerry constantly thinking hes not good looking or smart enough to creative enough so miles always reassures him hes perfect and has nothing to worry about

theres always roleplay in the bedroom  ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) 

[partypetes]

captainoftoast replied to your post:anyways, if you ever happen to meet me, do not...

keep ur gross tea away from me then

are you talking shit about my tea, you slice of bread

[guardian-corps]

captainoftoast replied to your photo:avoiding responsibilities in the sun

no

no what

[thatcoldmask-blog]

captainoftoast replied to your post: ANGRILY PLAYS ANIMAL CROSSING

ANGRILY WISHES I HAD IT

ANGRILY THINKS YOU SHOULD GET IT 

[neoriots]

Toast and pin need to stop.

[partypetes]

captainoftoast replied to your post:i am logging off of tumblr dot com

thats okay i found a new bff

:I

[rythna]

#maketoastwritemoreparvill2k14

[dustedwires]

Dustily: Also, Melody, she stalks Lance like C stalks Livid

Dustily:Wait

Dustily: Buck

Dustily: No I didn't just say that

Dustily: Not at all

Dustily: No weird stalking between C and Livid at all

Dustily: ... I'm not sure if I should put this on Tumblr and risk Toast or Livid killing me

[guardian-corps]

well considering as i am a small person and the tail end of a hurricane is hitting england if i get blown away i'll miss you all

not toast tho

toast is a dweeb

[edsmoaks]

Hello, it is I. You don't know who I am, but I'm awesome. But, you are as well. I'm sending messages to people even though I'm about to fall asleep. You're awesome. Teen titans is awesome. I loved it since I was a kid and I still do. This blog is awesome. (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:・ﾟ✧*:・ﾟ✧

Well thank you xD