#cartman sucks

[cheescheesy]

i care them

[cozyhoshi]

you’re really terrific butters. i mean… i think you’re great.

[cringelordofchaos]

Dam Bradley didn't know butters for even a month and already got a crush on him either he's really quick to fall in love or butters is just that likable

[afjakvbsjcjskcjskjcmajakcjsjjzk]

happy valemtine's dat 💞💘💌

[blehbiez]

STUPID DUMB IDIOT

I hate this dude

[cheesebrackers]

YOU LIKE-LIKE ME?

I miss Bradley i hope hes ok

[yellow-fella-a]

Bratters fan art (⁠≧⁠▽⁠≦⁠)

[your-fave-is-just-a-lil-guy]

Bradley from South Park is just a little guy!

[southparkbrainrotlol]

Spoiler alert:

Everyone in South Park is gay

Expect Cartman because he’s an ass 💀

[headless609]

This might be an unpopular opinion but I think Cartman’s raccoon costume is the best superhero costume. I mean, look at him ⬆️⬆️

[kobebibebi]

well school has seriously taken over my life even if i want to draw so badly rn

so here's a very old idea i had for an au that I didn't get to finish (based off spookyfish) it does kinda suck LMAO it's very unserious

the gist was just basically like invert their every trait as best as i can

honestly i just took those traits from the south park fan wiki,, because im not that literate in words lolol

a huge inspiration/motivation (w spite) i have for this is the mirrorverse au but it just didn't align with me right how in mirrorverse it's JUST THE MORALS that are inverted and basically everything was the same,, there aren't much fanworks I've seen that actually try to make them the polar opposite instead of just south park but evil™ (isn't that just south park??)

and yk how the main 4 look like average kids, so i made them look not your typical ten year olds and personality wise they hate toilet humor

(also now that i realize i just made stan and kyle have fanon cartman traits/fashion skdhjd)

[skipar00]

I was gunna shade and finish this but it was so many layers already so I’m calling it

[cringelordofchaos]

THEY HAVE A CHOKEHOLD ON ME

[afjakvbsjcjskcjskjcmajakcjsjjzk]

happy birthday buttercup <3 🧈🎂🥳🎉

[green-alien-turdz]

They go and see Rocky Horror every year (since 9th grade)

[wendytestabrat]

i never said kyle is worse than cartman

ok something i find rlly funny is how the testies will say “kyle is worse than cartman” to quote me a lot, even though i’ve never flat out said kyle is worse than cartman LOL (although i may have implied it), that’s just the conclusion people have come to bc my arguments on why kyle sucks are just THAT convincing. i just find kyle’s specific breed of toxicness more annoying than cartman’s bc i can’t STAND fake people (from my own personal experience) who pretend to be nice & caring saints, and it’s dumb AF how soooo many people actually believe kyle is a good person when he ain’t. although, there DEF have been some moments in the series when kyle was being the crazier one (i.e post covid & cow days) which i do point out a lot LOL, but it’s pretty debatable who’s the overall worse one if you stack up the bad deeds the two characters have committed side by side lol. the best argument for why kyle could be worse is that he has a higher kill count from what happened when when he blew up canada (and if you add in the people he shot in “the end of obesity” too), but then again he didn’t do that on purpose & it was more of a dumb oversight, wheras cartman has DEF killed people on purpose. NOT that it was okay for kyle to blow up canada, bc it was still a FUCKED up thing to do and i don’t wanna sound like those bitches who defend him like “but it was technically mr. garrison who did it! 1!1” 😩 & “but he felt bad after!!1!1!1” LOL, (which is a separate rant for another day abt how kyle was indeed an asshole in that episode) but besides that, kyle’s worst crime to me is that he’s just an annoying ass hypocritical liar and an overly sensitive turd who’s emotions get a bit out of hand at times. kyle is a covert narcissist, while cartman is a sociopath.