Your girlfriend was a leading light of several liberal clubs at the midwest college you both attended. Well off parents, good looks and brains and a young Democrat your girl had it all. She was sweet natured, kind, and compassionate, and it was her birthday.
Her parents always gave in to her demands, and so for her party, they vacated the house for the day and left her to invite all her college friends over for a pool party.
Everything was going perfectly. All the guests paid tribute to the birthday girl, showering her with love and presents while you waited on her hand and foot.
Then it happened. Two neighbourhood girls who had taken an instant dislike to your girl turned up uninvited. Jaws dropped as they took off their robes to reveal their confederate flag bikinis worn in a deliberate act of provocation.
Several black guest left almost instantly, others muttered angrily under their breath but nobody challenged them. Eventually taking her place as a leading light your girlfriend decided enough was enough, she was going to throw out these horrible Trump loving agents provocateur.
Striding over to them, she demanded the girls leave, saying they weren't wanted. They just laughed. Exasperated, your girlfriend grabbed their robes and went to throw them out of the garden, but before she could even release them, she found herself on the floor, her legs kicked out from under her. As they towered over her shouting abuse at her, your girlfriend started to cry. She tried to get up, but the two girls started kicking her back down. Some people tried to stop them, but a few simple, if aggressive threats put paid to that. Turning their attention back to your girlfriend, one of he girls, the blonde dropped astride her and began beating her around the head with her fists, her friend occasionally aiming a cruel kick at her. Finally, the one-sided fight was over. Your girlfriend battered bloody and bruised lay sobbing on the floor. You yourself watched the whole thing, a committed liberal yourself you couldn't understand why watching these two extreme conservatives beat your girlfriend up was such a turn on but when they noticed the tenting in your shorts they walked over to you and whispered something in your ear. The next thing you knew the three of ypu were naked in you girlfriend's parents bed fucking for al you were worth.
middle/high school me didn't form parasocial relationships with celebrities they formed serial parasocial relationships with random lesbian 20-something bloggers with a penchant for being 24/7 haters on increasingly obscure platforms (often that they had abandoned years ago) and would stay up till like 4am every night reading their posts from like five years back and collecting the Lore
every single person who comments "THIS is 'what b0ys will be b0ys' SHOULD mean" on videos of a bunch of assumed-cis-men doing anything goofy and fun needs to be pummeled on the streets SHUT UPPPPPPPP