#catfight karate

[nekozumia]

Karate girl

[treetownconfessions]

htf but i rank some of them based on how well i think i could fight them from easiest to hardest. no weapons or anything just physical strength and sheer will

sniffles: this is the easiest dub of my life. i could wipe the fucking floor with him so easily it almost feels unfair. he's a scientist who likes comics.

cuddles: even though he canonically has a black belt in karate i think he'd be the type to freeze up or run when something actually threatening happens. the black belt is just for show. a light punch is enough to send him sprawling.

toothy: i think he and cuddles are on the same level but his giant tail worries me. he could trip me up easily with it and kick me while i'm on the ground. as long as i avoid it though he's eating asphalt.

disco bear: he doesn't know how to fight. at all. his obsession with his looks would probably affect it somehow as well. he'd be first on this list if he wasn't also a bear, but as long as i don't give him any opportunities to keep me in place then i can win.

shifty (and lifty): he isn't exactly strong, but he doesn't have to be. raccoons are masters of deceit and quick-mannered actions. i'd tussle with him and it'd devolve quickly into more of a catfight than a proper one. i'd have to kick him really hard, several times, to win.

nutty: his unpredictability and hyperactivity would make it hard to actually hit him. he's not strong, but i'd genuinely fear for my life if i got bit or scratched by him. my only hopes for winning would be managing to keep him in one place while he's giggling like a maniac.

petunia: her vigor and attitude intimidate me. she's not the best fighter, but it hurts, and my best bet here would be taking advantage of her cleanliness obsession to disorient or distract her. whether or not it works decides the fate of the fight.

flaky: the quills are the biggest problem here. i'd have to stay in front of them the entire time with little leisure on any other sides if i don't want to meet a gruesome death, which is extraordinarily hard. i'd need a lot of luck.

handy: even though he doesn't have arms, he's still a construction worker. he's used to maneuvering without hands; i am not. a kick or a tackle from him would definitely hurt, and it's already over if i fall to the ground.

russell: he is a sailor with a hook and i am scared. he could pick me up like a barrel and bodyslam me until i'm wheezing blood and curling like a shrimp. listening to his pirate accent while he talks demotivates me even more and i allow myself to be killed.

flippy: it's not really a fight at this point. anything i try to do he stops and i'm apprehended near immediately. he looks at me more disappointedly than anything and politely snaps my wrist.

fliqpy: he's the same as flippy, but his manner of going about it is feral and kind of terrifying. i don't move towards him first, HE does, and then i'm getting my arm twisted backwards and my skull slammed into the ground. i weep.

lumpy: i'm terrified of whatever i must've done to make him of all people want to fight me. he's a moose. a single well-intentioned kick is breaking my fucking ribs and killing me.

splendid: he looks at me and i am dying. he breathes near me and i am dying.

so true bestie.

[abriefingwithmichael]

Murder Me, Murder You

More Than Murder

SEASON 1

24 Karat Dead

Hot Ice

Seven Dead Eyes

Vickie’s Song

Shots in the Dark

Dead on a Dime

Sex Trap

Negative Image

The Perfect Twenty

Satan, Cyanide and Murder

SEASON 2

Torch Song

Too Young to Die

Kill Devil

Catfight

Warpath

Bonecrunch

Dead Card Down

The Deadly Prey

A Death in the Family

Cold Target

A Bullet for Benny

Dead Man’s Run

Firestorm

Deadly Reunion

[zappedbyzabka]

I've seen guns pulled over road incidents so I get your fear. Woman came at my roommate with a piece because he stole her parking spot when we were coming to get pizza and that was in a nice suburb. Saw a guy get shot because he recorded the guy who crashed into his car with a stolen car.

Guns are goddamn scary. We should resolve our issues with homoerotic tension and karate.

People are so unpredictable, you never know when they will just go crazy and start killing.

I saw the movie “Unhinged” with my sister and that still scares me today like Cujo because they’re both possible (mostly, at least.)

And omg I hope you weren’t actually there for both of those 😭 genuinely terrifying.

You’re absolutely right🙏 Karate catfights that end up with gay sex, nothing better.

[drisk-female-wrestling]

Big blonde is not prepared for smaller girls aggressive attack....

[catfightparadise]

A catfight between Scarlett (Rachel Nichols) and Baroness (Sienna Miller) from the movie: G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra (2009).

[stephic-writings]

Fair Retail Endings -- FFXV x Retail Job Headcanons

So working retail is kind of fun, but it also can drive you bonkers. But after having a fun and silly conversation with my friends about it, why not imagine characters working the ever-so mundane retail jobs? This is a fantasy based on reality, after all. ;D

Also, please like my pun in the title. I’m very proud of myself for that.

Noctis Lucis Caelum -- 

For some reason managed to get a job at this fancy department store, but he doesn’t mind. Money’s money.

Has to wear a stuffy suit all the time, so that sucks.

But he drifts between most of the sections of the store to keep himself busy throughout it.

His favorite pass time is hiding in the home section and ‘testing’ out the beds. You know, so he can show customers.

He’s got this charming personality with him though, which alot of people like.

He gets asked alot if he’s ever wanted to model, but he has some flashbacks.

Prompto got him a bit flustered still.

A bit of lazier side when it comes to work, but if it’s done, that’s what matters.

Really good at go-backs though. It’s like he warps everywhere and drops it all off in the right places.

Has an awesome wardrobe because of that awesome discount that Ignis makes him use all the time.

Prompto Argentum --

Your friendly neighborhood video game store employee.

He mostly applied because he heard about the awesome discounts, stayed because the fellow gamers were actually really fun to talk to and help.

He gets more than he bargained for when dealing with the grumpy rich mothers who come in to get GTA for their five year olds.

Bothers him mostly that they don’t really care much about games, but hey, what can you do?

He gets in trouble because he wants to stay later after his shift to talk or help.

A good worker boy, but no. You’re gonna get in trouble, boy!

Drags Noctis into work with him on his days off to go shopping, and brags about his discounts and deals a bit too much.

But hey! Savings! And he gets that dope discount on the latest titles!

Everyone loves him at work, so they usually come to him and his enthusiasm about games.

Cries a little inside though, because he’d rather be at him playing games than working around the games he’d wanna play.

Ignis Scientia --

The others were both shocked and (slightly) jealous that Ignis got a job at the make-up department store of all places.

Wasn’t that place for just ladies? No, actually. And Ignis was quite alright with that.

Good pay, and he’s quite eager to make someone’s day by making them feel beautiful.

He easily became a make-up artist at the store when he showed off his skills on one of the girls, which caused the ladies to fawn a bit at it too.

He’s loved by the ladies that come in, because he does his best to make them feel great about themselves and is really truthful in what works and doesn’t.

Only judges the boys who go in and whine about their girlfriends being there.

Ladies are making themselves beautiful for you, so you can stuff it, sir.

Not a big fan of the gossip and rumors at his job. He’d rather keep to himself than get involved in catfights.

But considering how good he is at his job, and how well-loved he is by his clientèle, he stays until he becomes a director himself.

His favorite make-ups are usually the extravagant ones with a theme behind it, so Halloween is a blast for him.

Gladiolus Amicitia --

Of course he works at a sports store. What do you expect?

Even if you don’t like sports though, his enthusiasm alone kind of is nice to see.

Will not hesitate to throw his balls at you. His footballs.

He probably makes alot of those jokes with his coworkers too, just for the dumbass jokes sake.

Even though you don’t know a thing about sports, he can still talk about pretty much anything and everything.

It isn’t unusual for Gladio to be talking about sports for awhile, and then suddenly giving one of the younger guys a pep talk about something.

Very straight-forward about how women should do more sports too.

One time got into an argument with a lady who said her daughter should be playing with dolls, not playing football.

In came Iris, who Gladio got to talk about and inspire the little girl.

The little girl came back and said she was allowed to take karate, so that she can become strong and tough like Iris. Gladio shed a tear.

Ravus Nox Fleuret --

The scariest bookseller that you’ll ever meet.

Not only is he intimidating, but he’s very strict about how well-kept his store is and how noisy it is.

With him simply passing by, you can feel a chill down your spine.

Ask him about book recommendations, though, and he’ll give you some really good insight.

Painful honest when it comes to books though.

‘Don’t read that. The main character is atrocious.’

No matter how long ago you had come in and gotten your book, he always remembers what exactly you’ve gotten and will ask you how it was.

He goes into detail about all the books, making you question just how much he reads.

He reads alot. Like... Alot.

Kids think he’s a superhero because he can reach the top shelves without a ladder.

Cor Leonis --

The hot hardware store grandpa that everyone in town gossips about.

They don’t believe him when he says he’s not that old. Or not that young.

You go to him mostly for your tools for any job, but he also is a great teacher too.

‘I need to paint my apartment.’ He’ll help you find the perfect color, then proceed to lecture you on how to get that perfect even coat.

Old women lose their minds when he’s working in the flower and garden section that day.

They enjoy seeing him talk so serenely about the flowers.

That, and you know. Sweaty hot man and all.

Can’t go into the lumber section, unfortunately though. The sawdust makes him sneeze to much.

Plays it cool whenever dogs come in with their owners, but secretly loves the dogs and pets them when he can.

Keeps dog treats in his apron too. For just the occasion.

[gutalin-games]

Bikini Karate Babes 2: Warriors of Elysia [PC] Movie Catfights

[zappedbyzabka]

Had more Chas feelings. Thinking about Kreese coming to meet Terry but instead of Cheyenne its Chas. And Chas highkey mad at Kreese, and at first Terry's mad at Chas bc Kreese is the old flame. But then he overhears Chas telling Kreese he's just gonna ruin Terry because he doesn't want Terry he just wants Terry's money and power. And get this, Kreese says Chas is the same, except Chas goes bitch I already have money. Anyway Kreese hits Chas, Terry breaks it up. And after Kreese leaves, Terry finds Chas packing. Because Terry's got pictures of him and Kreese, and none of Chas and Terry and Chas plays second to nobody. Then Terry picks him up, motorboats his tits and tells him that he agrees with Chas' take on Kreese. Then he fucks Chas in the hot tub and they live happily ever after as a bitchy power couple. Karate war averted

I was basking in the angst until you hit me with the motorboating💀, but you're so right for saying that if Terry had a blonde sugar baby he could fuck in a hot tub then the karate war would have been avoided. I thought you were gonna say that Kreese tries to steal Chas from Terry but I loved the catfight, though I think Terry would do more than break up the fight if Kreese hit Chas, I think he'd be so pissed that he'd somehow still get Kreese arrested lmao.

[catfightparadise]

A very short, but sweet catfight between Sydney Fox (Tia Carrere) and Amanda (Jaclyn Dahm) from the episode "Nothing But the Truth" from the TV show: Relic Hunter (1999-2002).

[catfightparadise]

Dr. Linda Christian (on the left) vs. Nadia (on the right) in a hand to hand “catfight” from the Dolph Lundgren movie: Agent Red (2000). Nadia delivers a clean and hard hand-chopped blow to the lead lady’s pectoralis major.

[catfightparadise]

A catfight between Gina (Lucy Lui) and Diane (Nicollette Sheridan) from the movie: Code Name: The Cleaner (2007).

[tpupyku]

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[gutalin-games]

Bikini Karate Babes [PC] Movie Catfights: Venus Grabs

[gutalin-games]

Bikini Karate Babes [PC] Movie Catfights: Ayida, Venus, Aphrodite

[gutalin-games]

Bikini Karate Babes 2: Warriors of Elysia [PC] Aphrodite VS. All CATFIGHTERS