#cazenar vampyroteuthida

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tagged by @the-lastcall, thank you!, for this picrew, here's some Guys

Left to Right we got Three GAFFV (they/them), Morgan GAFFV (ey/em), Jazz Outer Worlds (she/her), Sammie Outer Worlds (she/her), Mags Dragon Age (she/her), Emmeline Dragon Age (she/her), Cazenar Skyrim/GAFFV/DA (he/him), Radah Skyrim/GAFFV/DA (she/her), Liesl Dragon Age (she/her) and Rachel Sims (she/her)

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🚲 : Does your OC enjoy playing the field? Or are they more monogamy-minded?😍 : What does your OC find irresistible in others?💘 : Is your OC a very good flirt? Are they charming? <3 👀

Thank you! And answered for Jazz and Cazenar.

Jazz

Does your OC enjoy playing the field? Or are they more monogamy-minded?

I don’t know if Jazz really plays the field (not rlly a fan of the question having the only two options be Player or Monogamous, but oh well) so much as she just isn’t looking for a serious relationship. Or I guess, doesn’t feel capable of even examining what one would be. Before Halcyon, I don’t think she ever had a relationship that lasted more than a few months; even if she’s with a perfect partner, she’s gonna end up getting scared of commitment and vulnerability and running away. Meaningless sex when you’ve both agreed not to mention it again afterwards is just so much easier.

Jazz and Ellie do eventually begin a “real” relationship, after several months of One Time Meaningless Sex that really isn’t meaningless or one time at all, and I think Jazz is monogamous from that point onwards? But it takes so much work to even get to a point where she can have a healthy relationship, I haven’t yet thought about whether there could come an eventual point where she was able to handle multiple romantic relationships.

What does your OC find irresistible in others?

Good fucking question. Kindness frightens her, charm she doesn’t trust, good looks are nice but hardly worth losing her head over. I guess what she likes most is honesty--the kind where you don’t try to hide away the nasty parts of yourself, and let Jaz know exactly what she’s getting into with you. And short hair. She likes short hair.

Is your OC a very good flirt? Are they charming?

Jazz has never seen the need to bother with charm (and again, doesn’t trust people who do) and has very little flirting ability. Generally, if she likes a girl, she’ll offer to buy her a drink, and if that goes well, tell her she finds her attractive. I think she’s confident enough about it (and hot enough) that it comes off as charming, and she has a pretty good success rate.

Cazenar

Does your OC enjoy playing the field? Or are they more monogamy-minded?

Cazenar very much enjoys playing the field, and getting to sleep with as many attractive men as possible. Ideally, he’d have an open relationship, and discuss with his long-term partner which things are okay to do with other people and which aren’t, but he’s willing to be monogamous if his partner wants. Along with a small amount of flirting he’s just incapable of turning off.

What does your OC find irresistible in others?

Older guys who are powerful and ambitious, have a great sense of style, and absolutely zero scruples. The more evil, the hotter. 

Is your OC a very good flirt? Are they charming?

I’m gonna say yes, but still not as good as he thinks he is. It would help if there was less, “Wow, you’re almost as hot as me, the most handsome and charming man you’ve ever met,” but if you can get over how obnoxious he is, then sure, he flirts well and often.

…Probably less so when with someone he has a genuine romantic interest in. It’s still often, but at this point, his method of flirting is to become as annoying as he possibly can to the guy, and drag him mercilessly at almost every opportunity.

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Made some Info Pics for my main GAFFV OCs

(cw: swears, abuse mention, kink mention, ableism mention)

Dollmakers used here and here

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Grand Academy for Future Villains characters + Troubled Birds Quotes

A Baroness: Remembering bitter, lengthy disputes where she came out on top, each all too short.

Professor Arthenes: This jackassery will not stand!

Aurion: I’d sell you to Satan for one corn chip.

Professor Doctor Cerebrist: He gave them the heebie-jeebies. He had nothing else to give.

Dev: I would look into your soul, but I’ve already devoured it.

Professor Commander Gk: I disembowel. It’s what I do.

Kinistra: Looking for trouble and if I cannot find it, I will create it. Maedryn: God can’t help you now. Professor Mortwain: I fancy myself a woke-ass citizen of the world. Phil: That’s a crazy idea. Insane. It doesn’t make sense. “You’ll do it?” “Of course,” I replied. Sona: My modus operandi is dial up the awesome and break the knob off. Val: I meditate mostly for a 15 minute break from this ongoing shitshow. Xi: I’m humanphobic. (And my OCs!)

Cazenar: I preen for Satan. Morgan: I’ve never been one to half-ass shenanigans. Scorpius: My only crime was that I was down to clown. Three: Dealing with you is like herding cats.

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Also my Gaffv OCs

Three (they/them) High Competence, Low Hedonism

Scorpius Sanderson, aka The Scorpion (ze/zir) High Chaos, Low Competence

Cazenar Vampyroteuthida (he/him) High Style, he has no weaknesses, he’s just very stylish

Regina “Gina” Chandler (she/her) High Hedonism, Low Chaos. (I don’t talk about Gina as much as the others, but if I made her sim right, she should be Very Conventionally Attractive To Such An Extent That It’s Kind Of Creepy And Unrealistic.)

Morgan Galaxium (ey/em) High Chaos, Low Evil. Actually just a baby when the rest of these guys are this age.

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wAIT I NEVER POSTED MY CAZENAR THING ON TUMBLR

Hi my name is Cazenar Vampyroteuthida and I have short ebony black hair with red and purple glitter in it and vampire teeth (that’s how I got my name) and scary red eyes like blood and a lot of people tell me I look like Count Dracula (AN: if u don’t know who he is get da hell out of here!). I’m not related to Professor Mortwain but I wish I was because he’s a major fucking hottie. I’m a vampire but my teeth are straight and white. I have dark brown skin but everyone in skyrim tells me I’m white. I’m also a villain, and I go to a villain school called The Grand Academy for Future Villains in a pocket dimension in its own reality where I’m in the second year (I’m twenty-two). I’m a goth (in case you couldn’t tell) and I wear mostly black. I love Hot Topic and I buy all my clothes from there. For example today I was wearing a black cloak and tight black leather trousers, a high black collar because I’m a villain and black heels. I was wearing black lipstick, gold body glitter, black eyeliner and red eye shadow. I was walking outside the Academy. It was snowing and raining so there was no sun, which I was very happy about. A lot of preps stared at me. I put up my middle finger at them.

“Hey Cazenar!” shouted a voice. I looked up. It was…. Aurion Umbrator Malisar!

“What’s up Aurion?” I asked.

“Nothing.” he said shyly.

But then, I heard my friends call me and I had to go away.

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5 with gaffv cazenar - i have context for him don't worry it's the lucarus lad again

5. Describe your character's dream date.

Idk I cannot possibly do justice to the amount of explosions and dueling and fire that is involved in Cazenar’s dream date. Cazenar makes a speech about how he could never be nemeses with anyone except Aurion in front of the whole Academy. There’s a high speed chase, ending with them both grappling each other on top of a dragon flying way above the air. They have a duel of magic and swords and insults in a slowly collapsing ballroom at the top of the tower. One of them almost falls, the other saves them and taunts them about. I don’t think Caz even cares if it’s him or Aurion. They kiss as the building falls apart around them and are left standing alone in a pile of rubble, and then they smile at each other and Aurion stabs Cazenar just as Cazenar is sucking the blood out of his neck, and then they wake up in the infirmary cradled in each other’s arms.

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I played through Grand Academy and the sequel with my terrible Betrayal son Cazenar and he and Aurion are the Perfect Couple, Like they will not stop making dramatic monologues at each other and then betraying each other and then making out while cackling that “You have fallen for my charms once again,” or some bullshit

Also the game dialogue tells me that Aurion probably wouldn’t be happy about me making out with Phil too. Cazenar, however, doesn’t realise this.

“You mean nothing to me,” Cazenar gloats at Aurion one day. “Phil’s far better at kissing than you are.”

“Wait, what??” says Aurion. He looks distressingly more hurt than impressed at this particular betrayal.  “You… You’ve betrayed me for the last time! I thought… How dare you throw away our bond like this! Did I - I mean, did it mean nothing to you??!”

“Wait, no, shit,” says Cazenar. “Is this not… it was only one time! I can stop flirting with Val too. if you want!”

“Val too??” shrieks Aurion. “I will destroy you, Vampyroteuthida!” He stalks away to work on a terrible revenge plan and definitely not to cry.

The next day Cazenar poisons Aurion’s breakfast and asks him to be his nemesis. He gives a heartfelt and dramatic speech about how those others mean Nothing to him and it’s always been Aurion, how could he even consider another nemesis, and he swears to prove a worthy and dedicated nemesis by not flirting with anyone else again. He has to pause several times to vomit because of the poison Aurion put in Cazenar’s breakfast, but he feels he owes it to Aurion to get through the speech. 

They hold hands later as they lie in their hospital beds recovering from the poisoning. They may or may not both have more poison capsules hidden under their fingernails.

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Grand Academy For Future Villains II: Attack of the Sequel, Chapter 3: Legend of Chapter Three. A commentary for Three.

General CW for the whole thing: parental abuse, internalised dehumanisation as a trauma response. Three’s not doing well.

Game 1

Chapter 1 | Chapter 2 | Chapter 3 | Chapter 4 | Chapter 5 | Chapter 6 | Chapter 7 | Chapter 8 | Chapter 9

Game 2

Chapter 0 | Chapter 1 | Chapter 2

Alternatively, read on Google Docs here

***

Your mother gives you a nod as you slide into your seat. She's decorated her classroom in a style you recognize from her lab back in your childhood home: deconstructed doomsday devices on the walls, and here and there trophies of vanquished enemies. The column containing her former mentor (and your former professor) Dr. Cerebrist, in suspended animation, is a centerpiece of the classroom. 

The Science! elective is open to students of all levels, so while you know a number of your classmates, some are new to you. From the back of the classroom, Sona waves her cannon arm at you, in what you choose to interpret as a friendly and sociable manner.

"I wonder," says your mother, "do you all know what you're doing here?"

This sort of thing is usually the prelude to making an example of whoever's foolish or proud enough to open their mouth, and the class stays quiet. 

"Science!" she announces, and begins stalking down the classroom. "The wonder and power of forbidden knowledge! The—"

"Professor Maedryn?" Sona has put her cannon into the air. You see a number of your classmates duck, wary of the weaponry, or of the usual reaction your mother has to being interrupted. But your mother does not react with the flamboyant fury that the class has come to know and expect. Maybe your mother is making a point to you, that she's cultivating Sona as a potential replacement. Especially since you aren't taking the leadership of the Science Fiction residence hall.

Sona seems completely unconscious of her privileged status. "You keep talking about science, Professor," she says, "but when are we going to actually do any?"

Between this and a few other scenes, Three is fairly certain that Maedryn is indeed cultivating Sona as a potential replacement. And with this happening in Three’s game so soon after the first time they ever really disobeyed Maedryn, it makes even more sense. I’m toying with having Maedryn make Sona her TA, too. Being Sci-fi’s RA and genre leader, all while studying for her final year at the Academy is probably more than enough for Sona to be getting on with, without TA duties too, but Maedryn isn’t the kind of person to care about people’s limits. And I’m not sure that Sona would realise that she couldn’t handle all of it quickly enough to refuse.

Three’s first reaction to realising Sona’s their potential replacement is fear that Maedryn may not find them useful for much longer. Closely followed by fear for Sona, who doesn’t deserve to have to keep up with Maedryn’s ever growing demands. They’ve spent so long struggling to remain Maedryn’s number one for their own safety, they haven’t considered how awful that position would be for some kind of actual person with their own desires and freedom.

It’s also seeming likely that Maedryn was the person who got Sona permission to have so many personal weapons attached to her. Which stings a little, considering Three doesn’t dare ask their mother if she’d mind them upgrading “her” body with technological capabilities.

"Ah! Three! Professor Ulik says, even before you enter the classroom. "I've got a stack of quizzes for you to grade. Go ahead, take them now; you can do them along with the homework for this class."

The Evil Landscape Architecture elective is open to students of all levels, so while you know a number of your classmates, some are new to you. A Baroness is already at her workstation, and her eyes flick briefly over to you as you enter the classroom. She moves slightly so as to conceal her design from your prying gaze. Clearly she wishes to give nothing away.

The class is working on an actual piece of the Academy grounds: a burned-out section behind the Dining Hall that was damaged in the Faculty War last year. Professor Ulik, as part of her plans to rehabilitate herself after her place in the rebellion, is turning these grounds into a garden, with the help, not to mention the free labor, of her students.

So far the plan for the garden (occasionally referred to as a pleasure garden, occasionally as a terror garden) is in the design phase. Professor Ulik wants her students to have a thorough grounding in the principles of evil design before implementing anything on the school grounds, and so at first you think today will be another class on theory.

"Ms. The Deathless," she says to a bandage-wrapped junior from Fantasy, "Why did you decide to take this class?"

"Well," says Kayla the Deathless, twirling a bandage around her fingers, "it was, like, to develop my sense of personal style, you know, for my tomb or whatever. Personal style is so important."

"No!" snaps Professor Ulik. "Personal style is of tertiary importance at best. Quaternary! If you do your jobs right, your designs will speak for you. And crush your enemies for you! If you chose this elective because you thought it was going to make you flashier, that you could go swanning about spitting sparks like certain candidates for full professorship—"

That's definitely your mother she's referring to.

"—then you are in the wrong class! I expect hard work, concentration, and your full—full attention!"

Everyone straightens up. A Baroness delicately drapes a handkerchief over her work so no one can sneak a glance at it.

I felt a tiny bit bad in the first game that as Competence-focused as they were, Three’s favourite class was a Style one. Ulik teaching a Competence class is everything they want from their education, and they’re honoured to have the opportunity to work on the design of the Academy itself. With all the problems they’re dealing with this year, working on Evil Landscaping, and starting to see something form and grow the way they wanted it to, provides a much needed escape. 

Three spends as much time as they feel they can get away with helping Ulik, and their ever growing interest in design leads to them starting to map out the uncharted areas of the Academy too, and trying to better their understanding of how the Academy expands itself. For now, they only share their discoveries with DarkBoard and Professor Ulik, both of whom are very happy with the results.

And then there’s the fact that Ulik is perfectly happy to insult Maedryn in front of her entire class. Three is a little concerned that this could draw Maedryn’s attention to her in a very bad way, and lead to a further test of their loyalties. They admire Ulik for being so unafraid of Maedryn though--with other people they might have assumed insulting Maedryn was an act of foolishness, but that is certainly not the case with Ulik--and it is refreshing to hear her spoken of quite so dismissively. And it is certainly nice to know Ulik has no particular respect for her colleague, and isn’t likely to get Three in trouble if they ever say anything non-complimentary about their mother.

#Traps of some sort. I'm a master at puzzles, and what's an evil landscape without cunningly designed traps?

You begin sketching immediately, keeping a running column of notes. You design site-specific traps and traps that could be integrated into the landscape anywhere in the garden. You design fatal traps, merely humiliating traps, darkly ironic traps, and some traps that pay obvious tribute to the Sci-Fi genre.

Professor Ulik pauses as she walks by your workstation. She's been going through the room answering questions and making suggestions, but she stops short at the sight of your designs. 

"No, no, Three, this is very good," she says, in response to your questioning look. "Very good indeed. I'm going to have to review these, of course, but I think you can be pretty well assured that these are going to have a place in the final design. And I'm going to have to have a talk with the Sci-Fi faculty sponsor—these are exemplary."

Three loves trap design--they’re basically advanced strategy puzzles--and they love it even more when Ulik compliments their work. They know she’s honest, and not impressed easily. But the really important thing here is that Ulik’s going to be finding Maedryn and letting her know how absolutely incredible her kid is.

This is your chance to make any major modifications to your personal appearance—barring unforeseen lab accidents, of course. Looking the part of a Sci-Fi villain may or may not help your residence hall, but it will give you a chance to stand out. And frankly, given that the maintenance staff are all clones of you, standing out might be particularly important.

The clones make Three a lot less eager to change their appearance, actually, and it’s not even primarily about keeping Maedryn happy now. While there’s a part of them that would love to go for a cybernetic enhancement and featureless silver eyes, Three has a surefire way to go wherever they want in the Academy almost entirely unnoticed. They may not be happy about the clones, but if they’re here, Three’s going to make sure they can use them. Even if they don’t need to spy on someone, or gain access to a restricted area, it’s nice to have the option to just slip away far beneath everyone’s notice and just clean or fix something for a bit.

LOADING DARKBOARD STUDENT MESSAGING…

    You Have 60 Unread Messages

    Message 1

    Subject: Your Science! Homework

    Message 2

    Subject: Your Science! Homework - revision

    Message 3

    Subject: Re: Your Science! Homework

    Message 4

    Subject: Tenure Discussion - Assassinations?

    Message 5

    Subject: DarkBoard, Recall Previous Message!

    Message 6

    Subject: Tenure Discussion - Assassinations?

    Message 7

    Subject: NO NOT LIKE THAT!

    Message 8

    Subject: Recall! Cancel! Do not send! Mewling computer, do you dare defy

    CHARACTER LIMIT REACHED

It’s nice that managing the clones is keeping Maedryn distracted, too. Three apologises to DarkBoard for their mother’s rudeness, and mentions that they hope no one who wishes to undermine Maedryn thinks to forward these messages to Professor Ulik and Professor Fen. It is such a shame that AIs have a habit of picking up out of context bits and pieces of dialogue like, “Forward these messages to Professor Ulik and Professor Fen,” as Three and DarkBoard both agree afterwards.

You're awakened in the middle of the night by someone shaking you. You fumble under your pillow for your knife. A hand grabs your wrist. 

Val?

"Get up! Three! Grab Anaxogoras and run!"

"What?"

"No time! No time! We've got to get out of the Sci-Fi dorm now!"

You scoop Anaxogoras out of its box and into your arms. It burbles questioningly. You grab for your backpack that you always leave beside the bed. Grabbing your school papers, and your new suit, you fling open the door to your room. Val throws on a bathrobe and the two of you race through the hallways and the stairs, past the outer doors, and out into the night air. 

"Val, what are you—"

There's a deafening explosion and the upper deck of the starbase goes up in flames.

Obviously, since Val is roommates with Scorpius, who’s in Thriller, ze does not blow up Three’s room in the Sci-Fi dorm. Ze’d instead be betraying Thriller to Sci-Fi and blowing up their bunker. And while Three isn’t interested in taking part in the genre tournament, they’re at least keeping an eye on what Sona’s doing, and keeping her and Maedryn as happy as possible, so they’d definitely hear about the plan.

The thing is though, Thriller’s dorm getting blown up will be unlikely to reflect well on Professor Ulik, as faculty sponsor. While winning or losing the tournament is unlikely to be a big decider on who gets the tenured position, Three would feel much more comfortable if Thriller did better in it than Sci-Fi. They find ways to subtly undermine Sci-Fi’s efforts when possible, and make sure A Baroness gets an anonymous tip about Val, so the explosives can be deactivated in time. A Baroness, as head of the Shadow Council, is competent and powerful enough to trace the tip back to Three, and suggests that if they don’t want Sona and Maedryn finding out what they did, they make sure the explosion actually goes off in the Sci-Fi dorm.

Meanwhile though, Scorpius is hating being in Thriller and, after running away from zir room one day when ze accidentally released a scorpion in there, ended up hitting it off with Dev, crashing in their room for a while, and deciding Horror was the best genre and absolutely deserved to win the tournament. Thriller, on the other hand, is the worst, and boring, and A Baroness told zir off for accidentally letting zir scorpions escape in the common room, and then all the competent Thriller villains judged zir, so Scorpius is willing to do whatever it takes to bring them down. Ze steals the explosives before Three can pick them up, runs off and dumps them in a dungeon, and promptly forgets where ze left them.

Three was, obviously, not doing well with the discovery that A Baroness had tracked them down and had blackmail information on them. They can at least now counter with a, “I’m sure it wouldn’t be good for your reputation if anyone knew you let one of your own steal and lose the explosives,” while they try to track down any more blackmail on her. Fortunately for them, A Baroness finds that she keeps running into errors on DarkBoard whenever she’s considering moving against Three. While she now finds it even more prudent to keep an eye on them, she decides that having her financial account suspended, her weekly schedule displayed incorrectly, and her homework submissions blocked isn’t quite worth the effort.

Val, meanwhile, has picked up a few things about Three while working with both Sona and A Baroness, and has enough influence with DarkBoard, to also realise it’s worth keeping an eye on them, and their slowly growing narrative weight. And since, if you make a deal with her after she blows up your dorm on a Sci-Fi or Fantasy route, Sona tells you that Maedryn wants her to find information on Val, it seems likely that Three has also been instructed to do that. Three and Val are definitely going to end up having some talks about Destiny and their motivations, although I’ll get into those more in the next chapter.

While all that is happening, over in Fantasy, Cazenar has decided he doesn’t care as much about his genre winning the tournament as he does about betraying Aurion, who recently agreed to be his nemesis. He ends up finding the explosives Scorpius lost in the dungeons, and promptly uses them to blow up the Fantasy dorm. And that’s how all three of my PCs end up trying to take down their own genres in the genre tournament.

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the list of Marsh OCs

In the process of updating my OC list to show the characters I’m more focused on! (While Dragon Age is not currently a special interest and I haven’t played in a while, I still love all my guys.)

To do: Add RPG character descriptions, add a few misc characters, add hyperlinks.

Grand Academy For Future Villains

Three (they/them) - My favourite blorbo who is A Tool And A Weapon and not a traumatised person at all.

Scorpius Sanderson (also Mutants & Masterminds | ze/zir) - Zir name is Scorpius and ze comes from Gotham so what choice did ze have but to become a scorpion themed supervillain?

Cazenar Vampyroteuthida (he/him) - The gaffv version of Cazenar Skyrim! Now with 50% extra lounging around being stylish and hedonistic!

Gina Chandler (she/her) - Trying very hard to be a stereotypical straight Alpha Bitch, despite being a dorky lesbian.

Soggolp Clobbs (she/her) - Socially anxious horrible squid monster who used to be a disney princess.

Morgan Galaxium (ey/em) - Maedryn’s latest clone baby who Three adopts. Decides to become Doctor Who.

Oblivion

Khim (Cathay | they/them) - Main quest and Dark Brotherhood doer. Professional assassin who hates the weird death cult and saves the world to get out of it.

Andi (Altmer | she/her) - Thieves Guild doer. Poor Waterfront resident who steals for money and gives most of it to her community.

Cassia Vintus (Imperial | she/her) - Arena and Fighter’s Guild doer. Poor Waterfront resident who joins the Arena for money and ends up being an arrogant asshole about it.

Taern Marcel (Breton | she/her) - Healer and Priest of Stendarr unfortunately from Kvatch. Doing Knights of the Nine and will eventually help form the Vigilants.

Skyrim

Melrani Daynul (Dunmer | zie/zir mostly) - Ordinary Windhelm Blacksmith who doesn’t know how to fight but discovers ze’s the Dragonborn and has to save the world now.

Shanira (Cathay-Raht | she/her) - Heroic adventurer who Melrani thinks would make a much better Dragonborn than zie does

Radah At-Shavaan (Redguard | she/her) - Dawnguard protagonist. Vampire hunter with a Chronic Hero Syndrome.

Cazenar At-Shavaan (Redguard/Vampire | he/him) - Dawnguard antagonist. Asshole vampire who thinks he’s incapable of being good, sp might as well be as evil as possible.

Vagna Titus (Imperial | she/her) - A vigilant who gets very, very abused by Molag Bal.

Evera (Breton(/Bosmer/Altmer) | she/her) - Former Honorhall orphan who joins the Dark Brotherhood.

Erilwen (Bosmer | she/her) - Thieves Guild protagonist. Former noble who got bored and ran off to be an asshole thief.

Gref Gra-Burbamakh (Orsimer | she/her) - Mauhulak’s latest wife who runs away and joins the Companions because she doesn’t want to Get Murdered.

Sharalin (Altmer | she/her) - Thalmor spy at the Blue Palace who figures she’d much rather be working for Elisif. Civil war protagonist.

Knows-Dark-Secrets (Argonian | she/her) - Very powerful, very dodgy mage, trying to collect all the Daedric artefacts.

Frida Snow-Slayer (Nord | she/her) - Civil War antagonist, who’s very bitter about elves stealing all the good Nord jobs, like Being The Dragonborn.

Nimu Aldari (Dunmer | he/him) - Took a job as Neloth’s apprentice, quit because Neloth was himself, is now regrettably still on Solstheim and having to do quests there.

Fjora the Hunter (Nord | she/her/they/them) - Autistic hunter ignoring all actual plots to play with Hunterborn and Campfire immersion.

Outer Worlds

Jazz Davenport (she/her) - Jerk with a heart of gold. Cares about a total of six people. Still saves the Colony.

Sammie Cortez (she/her) - Shy, scared and unprepared! Her own playthrough Coming Soon.

Dragon Age World State 1

Therlia Surana (Warden | Mage | she/her ) - Warden Number One! Faced all the Trauma of Dragon Age before I knew what to expect and how to make the best choices, rip therlia.

Lucy/L. Hawke(/Hawke Amell) (Champion | Mage | she/her) - Classic Purple Hawke with Purple Hawke issues

Kas Surana (Inquisitor | Rogue | she/her) - Non-verbal anxiety ball who mostly communicates through Cole.

Veena (Mage | she/her) - She never meant to be a villain, she just thinks elves are better than everyone, Solas is right about everything and the Fade is great is all

Dragon Age World State 2

Vari Tabris (Warden | Rogue | she/her) - Everyone: Vari no. Vari: Vari yES!

A. Hawke (Champion | Rogue | zie/zir) - Friendly Green Hawke who becomes Done With This Shit Red Hawke

Estella Trevelyan (Inquisitor | Mage | she/her) - Former Tranquil, now has approximately 200 emotions happening all at once

Dragon Age World State 3

Elora Aeducan (Warden | Warrior | she/her) - What If my Time Lord OC who passionately believes her morally dodgy organisation is a force for good was a Warden instead?

Lucille Caron (Awakening Warden | Rogue | she/her) - Cold, emotionless Warden has seen too many Wardens die and then accidentally gets attached to some

Amber Hawke (Champion | Mage | she/her) - Purest, Sweetest, Bluest Hawke

Rem Brosca (Inquisitor | Rogue | she/her/they/them) - Elora turned over Orzammar society and made Brosca Queen, and then Brosca went to the Conclave

Dragon Age World State 4

Isaline Amell (Warden | Mage | she/her) - Abused, self-loathing mage learns to love herself

Dragon Hawke (Champion | Mage | she/her) - A mess made out of bad life choices, mental illnesses and crushes on hot women who practice slightly dodgy magic

Arloni Lavellan (Inquisitor | Mage | she/her) - Goes to the Conclave for a break from her shitty ex and then meets her future shitty ex Elf Satan. Wow, Inquisition really sucks for Dalish Inquisitors, huh?

Dragon Age World State 5

Mahariel (Warden | Mage | he/him) - Loser nerd only manages to take half a level in badass before saving the world

Rose Amell (Champion | Warrior | she/her) - Gamlen’s kid who grew up in Kirkwall and is going to fight Aveline over it

Tama (Inquisitor | Warrior | they/them) - Tamassran who lived their whole life following the Qun, then rescued a mage kid and ran away

Dragon Age World State 6

Lacha Brosca (Warden | Warrior | she/her) - Stale cinnamon roll, been in this world too long, too cynical

Millie Hawke (Champion | Mage | she/her) - Thirteen year old Hawke discovers Kirkwall is the worst place to grow up

Halsker Lady-Touched (Inquisitor | Mage/Rogue | he/him) - Herald of the Lady of the Skies, actually, thanks

Dragon Age World State 7

Lorrel Tabris (Warden | Rogue | she/her) - Former Night Elf Grandma

Rynessa (Awakening Warden/Inquisitor | Mage | she/her) - Immortal and a massive dick about it

Adventure (Spirit/Bird | she/her) - A spirit of adventure, and also of being an asshole

Corinne Hawke/Vael/Amell/Montilyet (Champion | Mage | she/her) - Actual Disney Princess Hawke

Dragon Age World State 8

Griffon Cousland (Warden | Warrior | they/them) - “Not like other girls'' noble except they realise they’re not like other girls because they’re not a girl. Also they’re autistic.

Amity Hawke (Champion | Rogue | she/her) -  aka, Amity “Total Monster” Hawke, aka, the actual literal worst person in the world

Dragon Age World State 9

Annabeth Cousland (Warden | Rogue | she/her) - Makes all the Bad Choices, because when Wardens need to stop a Blight, the ends justify the means

Maura (Awakening Warden | Warrior | they/them/she/her) - Stops Annabeth from making things quite as dark as they would have been otherwise

Forest Hawke (Champion | Mage | they/them) - Gets Circled as a kid, escapes during the Blight and joins Isabela’s crew, ends up stranded in fucking Kirkwall. 

Dragon Age World State 10

Mihren Ghilain (Warden | Mage | she/her) - Dalish mage kidnapped by templars and forcibly assimilated is perhaps slightly bitter about it

Dragon Age World State 11

Thosk Aeducan (Warden | Rogue | he/him) - Basically that story of how Julius Caesar got captured for ransom and then got offended because he didn’t think the ransom wasn’t high enough and made his kidnappers raise it.

Dragon Age World State 12

Mags Ainsley (Warden | Rogue | she/her) - My “power fantasy” OC of, “What if the main character was always having anxiety attacks and couldn’t make any important decisions by themself and cried a lot about the stress they were under, and that doesn’t make them any less valid?”

Issella Ainsley (Mage | she/her) - So what if Morrigan doesn’t bang anyone and the Warden is pregnant when they fight the Archdemon instead?

Palorn Kader (Awakening Warden | Warrior | she/her) - Warden-Constable here to deal with the Old God baby the Hero of Ferelden’s having.

Veni Arainai (Rogue | ze/zir/they/them) - The original Three OC. Definitely Not Traumatised Antivan Crow antagonist.

Dragon Age World State 13

Orlena Amell (Warden | Mage | she/her) - Her parents tried to abuse the magic out of her so now she’s an Isolationist

Ivy Amell (Mage | she/her) - Didn’t get the parental abuse, but did get sent to the Gallows and had to deal with Cullen.

Everard Amell (Mage | he/him) - Saw his three older siblings develop magic and suffer so grabbed his baby sister and got the fuck out

Tarynn Amell (Inquisitor | Mage/Warrior | she/her) - Apostate kid dreams of finding her siblings and reuniting them all

Harleigh Amell (Mage | he/him) - The murdered third Amell sibling

Dragon Age World State 14

Seren Surana (Warden | Mage | she/her) - Smol angry mage rightser who does way too much destruction magic.

Ginny (Mage | she/her) - Seren’s currently tranquil ex-girlfriend.

Dragon Age World State 15

Teri Brosca (Warden | Warrior | she/her) - Dreams of being a shiny hero, but has the misfortune of being casteless

Dragon Age World State 16

Sophia Cousland (Warden | Mage | she/her) - Has been waiting to rule a country for Years and isn’t about to let being a mage stop her

Dragon Age RPG

Adelisa de Launcet (Rogue | she/her) - Starts off as a #OrlesianNoble, ends up deciding murder’s wrong and she can solve all problems with her ridiculously high charisma modifier.

Valentina de Launcet (Rogue | she/her) - terrible trash baby, always down for fucking, fighting and performative activism.

Rowan (Warrior | she/her) - One time she started a bar brawl because someone said there was no proof Andraste actually had a mabari

Henriette Bettencourt (Rogue | she/her) - Adelisa’s incredibly petty abusive bard master.

Dragon Age Other

Arnauld de Serault (The Last Court pc | Mage/Warrior | he/him) - Disaster mage trying his best to make Serault respectable, while having Dignity as a dump stat.

Roselle de Serault (The Last Court pc | Mage/Rogue | she/her) - Rebellious Princess Syndrome kid grows up and gets really into the Game

Adara (Dragon Age Journeys/Legends pc | Mage | she/her) - Ravi’s court mage, who’s tired of his shit, but still too scared to become an apostate.

RPG Characters

Sabrina Peri (Monster of the Week | Hex | she/her) -

Gita Peri (Monster of the Week | she/her) -

Oakley (Monster of the Week | Expert | they/them) -

Wolf McRinehart (Apocalypse World | Chopper | xi/xir) -

Tara Yokel/Namira (D&D | Human | Bard | she/her) -

Hennie Geluk (D&D | Orc | Warlock | he/they) -

Liza Charlton (Mutants & Masterminds | she/her) -

Morven (Mutants & Masterminds | they/them) -

Gallifrey/Doctor Who

Elora Whiteriver (she/her) - Punchy CIA asshole who isn’t actually the worst

Marella Whiteriver (she/her) - Too nice to tell her family they fucking suck

Davigon Whiteriver (he/him, at least for this regeneration) - Asshole genius made out of ambition

Alrax (she/her) - Shadow House prisoner who escapes and joins Faction Paradox because Fuck Time Lord