I love the idea that Phil’s chat are just an entire army of crows
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c!Sam is merely the lesser of two idiots (but that doesn’t mean anyone else on the server is smart)
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Ponk had two bad breakups and immediately became a disheveled old lady joker hermit who lives in a cave and gives out quests
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inspired by this conversation
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I did not expect powdered snow to be such a hazard
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tina’s dogs are kinda weird
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Tommy’s plan to exploit the people of the SMP with his hotel may not go as well as he plans
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there’s a bit of a pattern to who fundy targets with his funny roleplay affections
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