#chakky i hate you i love you

[ryuseitai]

today is such a chiaki day in my brain. i mean every day is like this in m y brain but its like overwhelming i keep feeling sick and short of breath.icant do this

[tellywoodtrash]

ishqbaaz 17.09.18 lb

dang starting off with anika standing outside the room cordoned off with all the crime scene tape. kindaaaaa gutting.

also, is there a point of all this tape? like... it’s in their HOUSE... who’s to know if anyone goes in and tampers with the active crime scene as it is rn? shouldn’t the police have finished up all the crime scene investigation, cleaned up the scene and left the room free for use? if not, post guards there to prevent trespassing. yeh kya baat hui ki tape maar diya aur chal diye?

shivaay’s just zombie walking through the house. cool.

oh, what’s this? what’s he gathering himself for?

greaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat. he’s going to do “biwi nahi ho” waala jaap, to make her feel even worse. bitch did you even have a proper conversation with her about nancy in your fucking bed???????? how the fuck do you think she feels about THAT?

“main nahi chaahta ki duniya tumhe khooni ki biwi kahe.”

uh that’s nice and all, but that’s what they’re gonna call her anyway. since it’s now official record (as per the statements given by EVERYONE  to the police) that she’s your wife.

LMAO “NAYE SHEHAR MEIN CHALE JAO”. WOW. GHAR SE HI NAHI, SHEHAR SE BHI NIKAAL RAHA HAI.

(which is what he threatened chachi with on anika’s bday. seems like it’s his go-to plan in any given scenario in this universe.)

lol of course this dheent won’t go.

main hoti toh mast shimla jaake khud ka ek chotaaaa sa bed and breakfast kholti. and it’d have a tiny apple orchard too... and the bnb would have its own resident doggie, a giant floofy sheepdog. maybe two, three bunnies as well... a few chickens that’ll provide eggs...

ok sorry. i got carried away by the dreams of a new life fully bankrolled by a murder suspect billionaire husband. *sigh* some girls have all the luck.

“tum apni zindagi ko mushkil mein daalna chaahti ho!”

LMAO WASN’T THAT ESTABLISHED SINCE THE DAY SHE VOWED TO MAKE YOU PUT THAT MANGALSUTRA ON HER, BY HOOK OR CROOK?

“kyunki aap mere pati hai.”

i swear to the lord above, every time i hear this bs, i lose 8 years off my lifespan.

there. she said it once more. at this rate by the end of this track, imma be dead by 32. (and the show will still be on. and these two fuckers will STILL BE AT IT.)

“agni ko sakshi maanke aapki har pareshaani aur mushkil mein saath dene ka vachan diya hai maine.”

uhhhhhhhhhhhh lmao no you didn’t? you weren’t even fucking conscious during the phere. pata nahi TAB iske hosh thikaane nahi the, ya AB nahi hai.

whatever i’m giving up on her bs and just enjoying his excellent hangdog face.

oh suddenly she has a phd in clinical psychology and is a therapist.

“naa main aapka saath chodungi, naa aapka haath.”

lmaooooooooooo his face is like ‘srsly what the fuck i gotta do to get this chick off my back????? nancy ka toh khoon maine nahi kiya, lekin shaayad ISKA karna padega.’

some more puppy face.

+ 10 to her for asking consent (though maybe -3 for not actually waiting for a solid yes.)

oh good for you, shivaay! you haven’t regressed into not knowing how to hug back! i’m proud of you!

damn he really needed that hug. my poor broken son.

great, the world’s most sasta CSI team is on the case.

“we have to prove shivaay is innocent.” “how?” “by finding evidence that he is.” LMAO WOWWWWW AISE TOH HUMNE SOCHA HI NAHI OM!!!!!!!!!!! THANKS CAPTAIN OBVIOUS.

ummmmmm no shivaay. you can be proven innocent without knowing who the real murderer is. that’s exactly what om just said.

tight security my assssssssssss.

om is literally the worst detective ever.

.......... ARE YOU KIDDING ME? THOSE TWO WERE NOT SOBER. THEY WERE SLOSHED BEFORE YOU EVEN JOINED THEM.

lmaoooooooooooo ofc noone believes him. aur banaa milaavati punch har party ke liye.

bro, just the display for the cameras were damaged. the cameras should still be doing their fucking thing. just hook it up to a new display system.

oh goooody! shivaay’s trespassing into the crime scene and adding some more of his dna and shit in there. brilliant!

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO THAT SASTA ZOOM OUT/SUPERIMPOSED IMAGE. (look closely in upper left window and wave at shivaay!)

AND ISN’T THAT THE BUILDING HE MAAROFIED CHALAANG FROM BUT WITHOUT THE CGI ADDED 30 FLOORS????/

ALSO THE OBEROI GROUNDS ARE SO LARGE, THERE’S NO WAY ANY BUILDING IS CLOSE ENOUGH TO CATCH WHAT’S HAPPENING INSIDE THE HOUSE. WHAT COMPLETEEEEEEEE RUBBISH.

oh boy. bhavya’s not happy at the reports. looks like she’s going to have to arrest mr. oberoi, who she’d just gotten around to liking.

oh god now who’s this ARMAAN SAXENA???? (also pfffffffffft, such a typical tellywood “rich person” name.)

i love how this building ka cctv footage focuses more on oberoi mansion than its own premises.

good to see officer dad still be supportive to bhavya.

LMAO COOL. NOT SUSPICIOUS AT ALL.

THIS IS HIS BIG PLAN??????? SETTING OFF THE FIRE ALARMS??????? 

.... how did they check the entire building to know it’s a false alarm sooo quickly?

also lmaooooooo are you telling me alllll the security footage of this big commercial complex is stored in a laptop???????/ that shivaay is now just putting a usb drive into and taking??????????????? LOLOLOLOLOLOL. AMAZE.

whaaaaaaaat the fuck are they even getting from this one mile away ka footage?

LMAO THAT DHUNDLA FIGURE BEYOND THE CURTAINS? REALLLLLY?????

ok come the fuckkkkkkkkkkk on, that’s soooooooooo obviously mohit. like fuck, it could not MORE obviously be him. look at the build and height.

btw so glad this episode has had no mohit (beyond this) so far. phew.

are these fuckers blind????? how can they not tell that this is mohit????? he’s got like 3 inches and 5 more kilos of solid muscle on him compared to shivaay.

LMAO WHY DOES FWDING A DIGITAL VIDEO FILE PRODUCE THE TAPE WINDING WAALA NOISE?

wow rudra has no issues watching someone get murdered. everyone else is flinching and looking away but he’s watching it with eyes wide open.

DUDE YOU’RE SO IDIOTIC, IT’S NOT YOU, YOU DUMBASS. LORD.

anika and om’s only tassalli is “yeh (tu) nahi ho sakta.” provide proof you idiots.

shivaay is on his ownnnnnn trip. godddddddddddd.

rudra’s been studying law from like... tv or something. he has some bare minimum knowledge, but most of it seems to be from watching too many late night CID/crime patrol/saavdhan india reruns.

great. om’s panicking. that should be reassuring for shivaay. that his wall is falling apart.

this one is imagining himself chakki peesing and peesing and peesing already.

LMAO OK THE POLICE SIRENS RIGHT AT THAT MOMENT ARE NOT HELPING.

MOHIT IS STILL IN THIS FUCKING HOUSE??????????? WHY THE FUCK??????????????????

of course it’s gonna be shivaay’s fingerprints. mohit kachcha khilaadi thodi hai.

lmao i reallllllllllly love how bhavya tells mohit and rudra to stfu every time they act too smart. this itself has made me a bhavya fan. you go girl. shut down their mansplaining.

fucking dumbasses, trying to teach her her job. ACP BANNA HALWA HAI KYA???????

WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU PPL THINKING OF CALLING THE COMMISSIONER INSTEAD OF A FUCKING LAWYER???????????

again, bhavya having to explain her job to these fucking idiots. lord. i hate men.

ofc tej doesn’t help. or let om do anything to help. he can literally die in a fire.

daaaaamn that wall of oberois.

also feeling more sexual tension between om/bhavya than rudra/bhavya.

lol kunal just has some kinda weird sexual chemistry with literally everyone huh.

DO NOT TELL ME SHIVAAY’S DUMB ASS RAN AWAY AGAIN. PLEASE.

OMFG. THIS FUCKING IDIOT. WHAT THE FUCK IS EVEN WRONG WITH HIM????????????

[goldencheries]

Rules: Answer 21 questions and then tag 21 people who you want to get to know better.

Tagged by: @saffona thank you babe <33

Name: Chafikah (that’s shah-fee-kah)

Nickname: oh dear god. Mainly chafi? sometimes it’s chakki, or chafiki or kiki dnzyejazkn but honestly i have a thousand of those, no one calls me by my name any more

Gender: female

Zodiac: gemini (pls don’t hate me, i feel like yall dont like geminis here)

Height: I’m a little more than 5′3

Favorite Musicians: i hate this question lol 1d (together/solo), little mix, imagine dragons, hayley kiyoko, NF, been obsessed with the bacstreet boys recently, and so many more

Song stuck in my head: chances by the backstreet boys

Last movie I saw: venom

Last thing I googled: how to make homemade lip balm lol

Other Blogs: nope

Do I get asks?: no?? i mean sometimes people come to yell at me vehlnsd

Why choose this username?: how to get away with murder is probably my favourite show in the world, i had to combine it with my favourite person

Following:  is it like, how many ppl do i follow? cause thats too many, i dont keep track hzjffd

Amount of sleep per day: lol

Lucky Number: used to be 3 but honestly idc any more

What I’m wearing?: my pjs

Dream Job: i have no idea man i’m studying to be an english teacher and i’m happy about it but idk if it’s a dream (although, maybe a writer)

Dream Trip: a eurotrip maybe, or just a gap year where i go anywhere i want when i feel like it

Favorite Food: anything with cheese fghjsn it’s a cliché answer but probably pizza - but i do love my veggies very much

Instruments: none lol i tried learning to play the guitar three years ago but meh

Favorite Songs: the ones i’ve been frequently going back to are sounds like heaven by marina kaye, chances by the backstreet boys, fireproof by one direction, walking the Wire by imagine dragons, chains by nick jonas, 1-800-... by Logic and then idk i’m rubbish at this tag i definitely dont know 21 people here so i’ll tag @softhie, @gloussier, @fateisalarrie, @babycakeslovessweetcheeks, @knightchanges, @liamlm, @intrinsicsyn, @maybeiamfireproof, @sunflowerliam and everyone else who sees this and wants to do it! <3

[rijutapakeezah]

THE RIGHT SIDE OF A ROTI

Whenever a girl is born in India, the countdown begins for her to learn to make Rotis. I remember I was hardly 7 or 8, when a neighbor mama (everyone is a mama there) of my Nani’s house asked my mother, watching me ensconced in her lap if I could prepare the entire meal.

“Khana bana leti hongi ye?” would be the ultimate question. I was lucky that my mother was more worried about my education. Sadly, not all girls are. Obviously, his daughters were adept in all domestic activities by the age of 10.

Fast-forwarding to the time when I was in college, I started preparing lunch first thing in the morning. I realized that I didn’t find it taxing. I enjoyed cooking, realizing this really late. Another privilege actually, enjoying the activity which is used as a benchmark of someone’s worth even today. All my school friends (a girls’ school) were experts in cooking by the time they had reached the 10th standard. I wasn’t. I reiterate I was privileged.

Skipping 7 years, coming to 2021, making Rotis was not a choice anymore. And when it is not a choice, the process certainly comes with some obligations. One would think that making bread, which is prepared almost three times a day in almost every Indian household, would be easy.

Let me burst the bubble for you. IT IS NOT. IT IS SO NOT. Did you know that you have to make a round roti? Not too chewy, not too thick, not too crusty, not too thin? Did you know it has a right side? And, if you do not recognize the right side, other people will judge you. The right side of a round bread can be a litmus test of your integrity as a cook. Moreover, the test of the ability of you being a good housewife or simply a good girl? Sick.

Every person who lives in a hostel or a flat or a PG knows really well the importance of a good roti. But enforcing this as a must-have, how fair is it?

With time I learned, you knead the dough and do not start making Rotis right after out of it. No. You wait for the gluten present in wheat to activate. So, my beginner friends, if you often wonder, why your dough doesn’t look the like the ones Ranveer Brar or your mother use, you start letting the gluten activate. And see that the dough is round and fluffy. PATIENCE! PATIENCE! Pinch a ball out of dough and roll it with a Belan, which by the way, is the most favorite weapon of mothers in every Indian household.

Interestingly, I have had some people telling me that boys make round rotis and use more flour for dusting than girls do. RIDICULOUS. Would this leave any area of our life? Can a girl or for that matter any person make food and eat without having these non-sensical “facts” heard? Can those boys or men or anybody, who like to cook for themselves or fortunately, others, enjoy what they do without having a stereotype attached to it? I say you light the gas stove, mount the Tava/ pan (preferably Iron Tava since it is healthier for you), and make Rotis of any shape you want or any thickness you want. If you don’t have round dhakkan of any dabba to shape the roti, have a square dhakkan, USE THAT! If you have ghee, coat the roti on both sides and break the generational habit of making others feel worthless.

They say if life gives you lemons, make lemonade, but I pickled them. Life has also given me wheat flour that too without bran. One will need more than a lemon pickle to digest them and lead a lighter life. The question “Hua kya?” will not haunt only your kids but you too. Those who can afford are taking ‘Aashirvaad’ of ‘Fortune Fresh Chakki Aata’, those who cannot are eating dust peppered with flour.

My friends, who do not have anybody to cook for them, who love to cook for themselves and their families; who cannot have anybody to cook for them;who do not want to have anybody to cook for them; who hate to come back from their offices and do not want to use Zomato or Swiggi or any dabba of “ghar ka khana”; who work from their home; who work for their home; who love to make dinner for their parents; who want to sleep without nightmares; please, please, do not burden yourself with any “rules” or “sahi tareeka(the right way)"; if you keep doing that, it will eventually come to you. Even if it doesn’t, nobody should stop you from doing what brings you peace. Life has already many sides to blow you away, let not the food you cook come with sides and take your peace away.

You know, roti or chapati is a very fundamental element of an Indian thali. At the end of the day, we all crave Rotis made and served with love. I remember how my friend told me one day how she only wanted her mother’s roti after having lived in the US for 2 years. As for me, no thali is satiating enough for me if it is lacking Rotis. I think we all want to be this fundamental in somebody’s life. But, I also realized in the last couple of years that if we are not being this fundamental to ourselves, we cannot be someone else’s or have someone else. WE MUST BE THE ROTI OF OUR LIFE’S THALI. I know we would take some time to recognize our right side without any judgment, but eventually, we will get there.