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dinosaurcharcuterie · 1 year

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I saw the Barbie movie and never longed for the instructions on how to make something more. Not that color, not that lining, but that mood.

And someone saw the same movie and just went "Yeah, I can make that happen".

They don't know I exist, they just knew people like me exist. And then put my dreams on sale for £7.20 while offer lasts, plus the willingness to transcribe YT instructions.

#you shall not perceive me unless I consent to it #just need to find the perfect fake fur #my sewing machine will hate me #the lining possibilities are endless #I promise I shan't until I finish all my other sewing projects #which is like three dresses an obi and a yukata rn #can probably knock those out in two weeks #reply with your dream fauxjo mojo mink design #so far I'm stuck between “cookie monster's suspiciously wealthy widowed aunt” and “BEES”#dalmatian fake fur is cheap too #channel the inner cruella in the worst most polyestery way #we have no dress code at work #I might become the reason we get a dress code at work #either that or the argument that gets us full wfh #send help

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