#we have no dress code at work

[dinosaurcharcuterie]

I saw the Barbie movie and never longed for the instructions on how to make something more. Not that color, not that lining, but that mood.

And someone saw the same movie and just went "Yeah, I can make that happen".

They don't know I exist, they just knew people like me exist. And then put my dreams on sale for £7.20 while offer lasts, plus the willingness to transcribe YT instructions.

[third-king-of-salmonids]

Hmm, maybe get a shirt too that says "Not Megalodontia" on it, then it'll be foolproof

OF COURSE! ORDERING ONE IN XXXXXXXXXXXL AS WE SPEAK

[whentherewerebicycles]

question: when you're starting a new job, what do you most want out of your first week of onboarding? what's most helpful for you to know/understand upfront? also... what's not helpful? tell me your onboarding nightmare stories too lol

[toytulini]

i feel like the makeup standards are not necessarily going to get Worse, just. stay the Same. "raised by sephora and ulta" christ alive yall act like this shit is new. as if this hasnt been the standard to blast young girls with makeup ads and shit via magazine and tv and imposed beauty standards anyway. the only real difference is like, idk, accessibility of tutorials for how to apply it well

[vdemon-weeb]

Should I commit to my patched stubble and let it grow more, which also helps with passing, or should I shave it off until it starts to grow better?...

[saint--claire]

Picrew and Uquiz game ✨

Hey @dracculaura, keeping it real for this one 😄. I appreciate that they give you three seperate chances to put multiple lines under your eyes.

Tagging @callsign-striker, @feudaldoodle and @redfurrycat,, + every single person I've spoken to in Discord for the last week as well as anyone else who'd like to do it! Join in and say I tagged you, it's an open invite.

[fleshworld-bodyprison]

I work at a fashion retailer. The company was recently passed on to a new CEO who is making a lot of changes. This includes the dress code. Among other things, shorts and skirts MUST reach knee length. Who is going to tell then that 1) that no longer classifies as shorts and 2) that sounds like the most unfashionable thing possible to wear. If I walk into a fashion retailer and see someone wearing knee length Jean shorts I am not going to trust them to help me put together a fashionable outfit. They claim these changes are based on customer feedback. Who the fuck are we catering to here, middle aged conservative white women? The most unfashionable demographic in the god damn country?????? Fucking hello?????

[glittercleric]

My superior commented on my outfit today - shirt with a skelly on it + black blouse with red dots - that it "brings a certain horror vibe, fits well with the crime corner".

Now I don't know if she meant it as compliment or criticism. I could see both. Why can't neurotypicals ever just say what they mean, ugh.

[talkfastcal]

I have a question for teachers: what do you typically wear during a school week? Where can I find teacher outfits?

[third-king-of-salmonids]

>COULD ALL EMPLOYEES POLITELY REFRAIN FROM HOW CAN I PUT THIS, UH, SLAMMIN YOUR SALMON INTO THEIR JUNCTION AT WORK THANKS - MANAGEMENT

what the fuck

i know you're not my boss but i agree what the fuck

SEE THE THING IS I GET IT WE’RE SALMONS

EAT SPAWN REPEAT AND ALL THAT BUT C’MON WE GOTTA HAVE STANDARDS HERE WE GOT A JOB TO DO

[bronzebtch]

EDIT 7/? : RHEA'S WEDDING DRESS.

In 97 AC, Queen Alysanne wed her grandson Prince Daaemon to Lady Rhea Royce, the heir to Runestone.

[mannequinjoints]

putting together an outfit for work has become a hellish infuriating task for us recently literally spent the last 2 hours trying to put something together that didn't make us feel like shit & FAILED!! did not even find something we literally just gave up

[jupiterjunebug]

Fascinated by the throughline ive seen in like 20 million posts abt ren faires lately that pirates r one of the main things that makes them inaccurate when uh.

Guys there were. There were pirates in the 1570s? (I mean, privateers, but one queen's privateer is another king's pirate)

They were...kind of a decent part of England's strategy vis a vis the Spanish, actually

If you say it with love then youre fine and if thats the case good news pirates have existed and been subtextually gay since the bces, but like.

Some of the posts have this aura of derision like "how dare they say their faire is historical when theres PIRATES" and like. Of all the things to diss track, us taking artistic liberties to let one of our guys wear a tricorn (which existed but wasnt fashionable) bc its What The People Want in an otherwise historically dress coded group representing a population that did in fact exist is. Weird flex.

[fridayiminlcve]

god i fucking hate college

[fox-guardian]

if u don’t mind sharing, what’s ur funky job !

It's just retail at a funky store (that I don't feel comfy disclosing on my blog)

[windfighter]

Sometimes I'll say that the best part about being an adult is that you can have icecream for breakfast if you want to and there's always these idiots going "oh but I'm lactose intolerant" (there's icecream without lactose) or "Icecream is unhealthy" (please go outside and touch grass instead of reading bad diet-posts)

And like... it's not actually about the icecream. It's about the want to. Because as kids we dream of becoming adults. Adults make the rules. They get to decide what you do. And they tell us "When you're an adult you can *insert x*"

And then we become adults

but somewhere along the way we forgot why we wanted to get there. We only see the taxes we need to pay, the bills we need to pay, the floors we need to clean.

Instead of making the rules like we dreamed of, we just uphold the rules our caretakers gave to us when we were kids.

And that's why the best part about being an adult is that if I want to have icecream for breakfast

I can

And kid me? They're fucking ecstatic about it