#chaosmagicquasimessiah

[warlockisaslur]

former mun of apctheosis, chaosmagicquasimessiah, callmewiccan, notwandajunior, practice-safe-hex, tjnocturne, baldcrblake, mxstanging, thordotter and like... a bunch of other blogs lmao

made this to get back in contact with former roleplay partners, especially ship partners

rules page inc but just so u know i am 30+, nsfw may be present on this blog (within the confines of Goody Tumblr’s rules)

multiship multiverse non-MCU-compliant you can’t make me

[interdimensional-kickerofbutt]

Billy: gets attacked/possessed by a parasite space monster

America *from outside the omniverse*: OH MY GOD! I CANT LEAVE YOU ALONE FOR ONE MINUTE, CAN I?

[ghostxridingthewhip]

Raphael quite suddenly collides with Robbie's hip, clinging desperately as he looks up at his father. "Papi, Papi, something's wrong with Baba --" He points at the closed bathroom door, where the girls are listening with sickened looks on their faces.

Robbie almost immediately filled with worry, picking his smallest child up and carrying him on his hip. “Let’s see what’s wrong with Baba, okay?” he walked to the bathroom and dismissed the girls. “I’ll take care of Abba, alright? You two take care of Raphie.” Cautiously, he walked in the bathroom, rubbing Billy’s back soothingly. “You alright? You heatsick or something?”

[kidwhelmed]

Turn over. I just realized there are some freckles on the backs of your thighs I haven't kissed yet.

“That so? Well, we can’t have that now, can we? They might get jealous!” He chuckles and rolls onto his stomach, stretching with purposeful slowness.

[nottheteamsociopath]

The world is different outside, the Otherland the children had spoken of in fearful whispers. The air seemed thicker, but lighter to Tommy, free from fear and pain. And the sun was brighter and hotter than the children had imagined, 

And it burned. The former vault-dweller’s hands were heavily bandaged and there would be no escape from the scarring, if he healed them right, maybe he could still have most of the use of them. He was glad of the goggles and the thick white sheets he had stolen from the Volunteer Chamber.

 One thing that doesn’t change from Vault to Wasteland is the fact that gossip is easy to find. And while a boy in loose clothes made from old sheets would be something to gossip about in 295, out here the gossip was more about the dark haired boy in a slowly tattering Vault-tech jumpsuit.

He was getting closer to Billy, he could feel it.

@chaosmagicquasimessiah

[sanicgofast]

@chaosmagicquasimessiah​

A sudden wave of text messages arrive one after the other in the wee hours of the morning, long after the game is over.

[text: magic recolor] im sorry if i made u. idk. upset or something.  [text: magic recolor] u seemed upset.  [text: magic recolor] by seemed upset i mean u were a dick.  [text: magic recolor] but im entitled to my discomfort.  [text: magic recolor] im pretty sure u were involves in teaching me that. :/ [text: magic recolor] *involved  [text: magic recolor] like holy shit dude. just bc i learned to make physical contact with my gf in front of close friends doesnt mean im suddenly comfortable w ur mega in ur face pda. [text: magic recolor] im sorry but wtf plz??? pace urself??? hes still loki even if he is a cat???

[ghostxridingthewhip]

@chaosmagicquasimessiah

Robbie was still not totally used to the new world, and especially not the new palace, but having his prince with him put him at ease at least somewhat, and William had made Robbie his personal attendant. 

“What should I order the cooks for you for breakfast, my love?” Robbie asked his drowsy lover.

[kissmyringbuddy-blog]

@chaosmagicquasimessiah

“Billy! BILLY!” Kyle burst in the mutant’s room. “Billy! Ohmygodohmygodohmygod! Guess what! Guess what!!!”

[nottheteamsociopath]

Billy stop picking on Ma’s dates. It’s not our job to question who she dates, just provide ice cream when he’s an idiot.

Because guys are idiots.

[tinytricksterprince]

HEY LOKI WANNA GO POKEMON HUNTING insteadoflustingovergarlogan

@chaosmagicquasimessiah

“Oh! Yes, I would like that, Billy.” Loki chirped happily..before he tilted his head. “What was that last part you said?” 

[ghostxridingthewhip]

@chaosmagicquasimessiah

[text] i hope i’m the wrong number for those selfies.

[text] i told you to stop texting me

[interdimensional-kickerofbutt]

*hugs America, complete with cape wrapped around for Extra Comfort(tm)*

*chuckles sadly*

“Whatcha doing?” She asked amused, though she leaned into his touch carefully. 

[kidomegaquire-blog]

"You're cute when you're jealous."

“I’m totally not jealous.  I’m one of the most powerful mutants on earth, future home to the cosmic force of fire and life, and your ex is just the Prince Charming of two alien empires.  I totally am not jealous.”  A little worried, sure, because first love was a hell of a thing, but he was not jealous.

He could totally convince himself of that.

[phcenixgirl]

"There is a 66% chance that whatever comes out of Rachel Grey-Summers's vagina is going to be harmful to the universe."

[ghostxridingthewhip]

(there wasn't one i liked so I made up my own lol) "They want me to come for another sonogram." (ABO)

Robbie looked at Billy, obviously worried. “You think something might be wrong with our pup? I want to go with you.”