#chase thinks house is so funny

[sbeana]

drawing this solely because my friend sent me a tiktok about chase and foreman and i said hey man. im gonna draw them ship style now

[ljblueteak]

There’s just something about how Foreman is the only one who takes Chase’s attempt to blow him off with his usual “I’m fine” and makes him go to work about it (House tries and fails and won't fire Chase). Not because he’s hurting for Chase’s clinic hours, but because if Chase won’t get professional help, he thinks work’s the next best thing for him. And to be fair, that kind of was the case post-Dibala.

That cut from Chase looking down to Chase in his lab coat!

[all-pacas]

it's actually kind of funny how like. the second duckling squad of taub/kutner/13 get along much better than the first one. like chase and foreman and cameron barely liked one another for a long time. cameron and foreman both loved letting chase know he was a privileged idiot with daddy issues. chase and foreman both call cameron insufferable and annoying. cameron and foreman had arcs about their beef. when house asks cameron about his bedside manner she says "worse than usual." foreman openly told chase repeatedly he did not like him. cameron and chase got along slightly better by comparison, but only because they both hated foreman more and were less likely to have major arguments. and then they started fucking and got all toxic lesbian everywhere so?? improvement??

and then you have the new gang and like. taub and kutner are best friends. 13 is more aloof but gets along with them great. they all hang out and eat lunch together. like i bet 13 one time got an article published in a medical journal and kutner bought a supermarket cake and taub sincerely was happy for her and cameron and foreman were just SEETHING

[shehungthemoon]

remember when foreman joked to cameron about chase fucking house unprompted but only after he and cameron were married? yeah

[2dieavirgin]

mom, would you wash my back this once?

continuation of sorts to this. robert chase you would have loved mitski

[mortally-beloved]

I like the male house md characters IN THEORY. in practice however…

[marc--chilton]

(mgv) one time when giselle was little and figuring out talking, house made chase take her out for ice cream ("i'm on my lunch break" "good! you're not busy then. take your sister out for ice cream.")

it marks the first time he heard her talk when, after the vendor makes a passing comment regarding giselle as his, she suddenly yipped, "no!!" and glowered at them like they were stupid. then she -- after wiggling her hand out of his -- pointed up at him with fervor. "brother," she said slowly. "dad's hopspital."

chase has to hurry to explain to the startled cashier that her dad's a doctor, not a patient before he's retreating with giselle's hand back in his and ice cream acquired. he huffed out a laugh further down the street. "since when do you talk?" and like the unbothered four year old she is, just shrugs and gnaws on her waffle cone like a teething puppy

[soldierandawar]

There is something very fragile and sad about the fact that Eddie is chasing after the ghost of Shannon. The delusion of it all. The wistfulness. The cry for help.

For all intents and purposes he is “healed,” his spirit is lighter and he seems to be enjoying life a lot more this season. And yet, there’s this big question mark there. What if, what if, what if. What if he’d allowed Shannon to reconnect with Chris earlier. What if he hadn’t enlisted. What if he and Chris left with Shannon. What if she said yes to his proposal? What would their life look like? And he’s chasing after those feelings. He’s chasing after what could’ve been instead of embracing what could be because he still hasn’t dealt with her death or her place in his life. She rejected his proposal and then she died. Like, I can’t imagine what that’s like.

& this is why I don’t think this will be a case of a brain tumor or hallucinations because they’re memories (and I’m prepared to be wrong). Grief isn’t linear and you find triggers in the wildest places. He sees a chance to relive a feeling and create a future he thought he was supposed to have. It’s just so SAD.

[novadorks]

finally finished orv after two years . . . what do i do with my life now

[realbeefman]

in the panopticon doing it. and by it i mean theorizing about what robert chase’s chastity cage would look like

[lesbianraskolnikov]

I NEED TO RETURN TO PATHOLOGIC i need to replay daniils run but the one where you have to be trapped in a plague house for 5 real world minutes made me want to kms IT WAS SO SCARY. EVEN IF I MADE THE JERMA PLAGUE CLOUDS I DONT LIKE BEING CHASED. But i need to return to Artemy im so scared of the sewers. Guys this games kind of scary

[downs1de-has-moved]

"Guessing what information you know about me is real and which is fake is a pretty big crapshoot. And I don't doubt you're a betting man." - Nicodemo

"Who and what you are is not only what your real actions portray you as being, but also what the general opinion expresses. If I said you were a 40-year-old balding Chinese woman who once served in the secret service and got enough people to believe it, that's what you'd be."

"Although I wasn't expecting us to ramble on about the philosophies of being when you walked through the door—still haven't gotten those lab results back?"

[goldbeard-ceadeus]

@javaclown

House md is such a trip because House and Wilson are standing cock to cock, tip to tip, packer to packer, emotionally and physically. House's employees have a polyamorous codependent relationship while also being at each other's throats constantly. Foreman's so represssed they think he's gay, Chase is so sexually active that he can't possibly be straight, Taub and Kutner scissored, Cameron's probably gay but she has a job to do so she isn't going to think about it too hard, Thirteen is bisexual and went to jail once. Everyone has used drugs recreationally at least once. They break into everyone's home then insult the state of their home and then diagnose the patient based on a "That's so Raven" vision that House has. They shouldn't have been doctors, they would all thrive better as Waffle house employees that leap over the counter to fight customers.

[petrowriting]

thinking about established relationship hilson is so funny because you just know they get freaky in wilson’s office (only office whose walls are not made entirely of glass) and it’s totally an open secret because the ducklings have come in on more than one occasion to the sight of house’s hand down wilson’s pants and the first time it happens chase comes in and is like what the fuck is going on and house just says “consult” without missing a beat and chase like. smacks his forehead on the doorframe in his haste to run away and immediately tells foreman and cameron that their boss is fucking his boybestie and they’re both like. yeah duh they’re so obvious with it and then house comes back with a hickey demanding blood tests or whatever and it never comes up again.

[yzzart]

౨ৎ⊹. BOYFRIEND!KENJI HEADCANONS!

── content warnings: F!reader, mention of Emiko, Emi and Mina, Ultraman form, Kenji being a little needy (once again), fluff, a little something to warm our hearts and minds so dreamy.

── word count: 683!

⭑.ᐟ Underneath, and sometimes over, tight-fitting t-shirts and extremely expensive fabrics, wear a necklace; however, there is something special there. — His promise ring hangs on the gold chain; like a talisman, something that surrounds he with luck and passion. — Staying attached and close to you, even with a small object.

⤷ If he needs to think or try to decide something dramatically important and you're not around, Sato will take his fingers to the necklace and hold the ring; looking for guidance. — Oh, and waking up, before him, and contemplating that shiny and significant piece, which rests on his broad chest, is angelic.

⭑.ᐟ It's not uncommon to feel, in the middle of the night, Kenji's face trying, persistently, on your neck; readily, wanting to harness the huge and strong body between your. — He doesn't care about the grotesque difference in size, just at that moment, and he doesn't give up.

“Kenji, be careful…!” — Your voice, fully, drunk with sleep and maintaining stillness, murmured between the boy's black and shiny locks; who only responded with a snore, more like a purr and clinging even tighter to you.

⭑.ᐟ Sato can't keep his hands off you, no matter what's going on, what you're doing or what simple task you're performing; hands on your waist, kisses on every exposed and revealed part of your body, thin and wide fingers catching on some part of your clothes. — Don't be upset with him, this poor man is in love with you.

⤷ One day, Mina compared him to a sloth and obviously got a frown of disapproval and the adorable Emi observes how her “father” remains so attached to her “mother”. — Even laughing and grunting when he saw a completely sleepy and desperate Ken crawling towards you.

⭑.ᐟ Please, we have, we need to talk about all the times Kenji and Emi train together, most of the time, being just leisure moments, you sit in the stands, virtually, scheduled and cheer for them; accompanied by Mina. — The feeling of nostalgia, remembering an incredible part of his life, is exposed in Ken's chest; remembering his mother.

⭑.ᐟ I can easily imagine Ken pressing his nose against your cheek or neck wanting your attention; also, when he wants to show you the way Emi is sleeping, enjoying the baby's sweetness. — And, together, pressing his forehead against yours during countless moments of the day and night, when you get home after confronting some creature and every time he want to say "i love you" to you.

⭑.ᐟ This man knows you like the back of his hand; no one can disagree or dispute this fact. — Kenji pays attention to your gestures, noticing your body language and, for a matter of seconds, he knows that something is bothering you; and, there he is, dedicating himself, with all his attention, to doing his girl well.

⭑.ᐟ Funny situations, for Ken, between you and his Ultraman form are included in your lives. — Once, while chasing Aboras, he ended up finding you on the street, wanting to go home, and clearly he was distracted by wanting to cause a provocation. — Mina gave the boy a long, and rightly so, scolding.

“Go back to the house, young lady.” — The robotic voice filled a part of the city's environment, wanting to convey an authoritarian image. — “You know…” — He pointed one of his gigantic fingers in your direction, then towards the place he was. — “The streets have been very dangerous lately.” — Oh, you stopped yourself from answering him like you really wanted to.

“Thank you, so much, for the advice, Ultraman.”

⭑.ᐟ There are nights — many, many nights — that Ken spends watching, contemplating you sleeping, peacefully; your face remained full, without signs of tiredness, exquisite and messy locks spread out, this was adored by the player's eyes. — Between seconds of fascination, Kenji longed, dreamed, deeply and painfully, of his mother meeting you; this way, she would have the chance to know the light that raised her dear son.

⤷ Kenji prospers, sometimes praying, that one day his mother will return, safe and sound, and be able to achieve what he wants so much in his life.

[grinchwrapsupreme]

Question 1: do you believe that house would be categorized as a hero or a villain in the venture bros universe

Question 2: which of doctor houses cases most closely resembles billy grafting a ponys face onto the abdomen of a well known celebrity for unspecified reasons

it's so funny that white gets labelled as the villain and billy the hero in any which way but zeus considering billy has spent the last 20 years committing medical malpractice and performing kidnap-related surgeries to give guild members two heads and meanwhile white got billy's hand bitten off 20 years ago and has been on the couch playing gta 1 through 5 ever since