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sanstropfremir · 3 years

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kingdom episode 3 baby!!!!

listen. i’m not gonna lie i was nervous as hell for this episode. i saw that preview like everyone else and unfortunately i have ears so i was convinced the ateez stage was going to be a trainwreck. i was absolutely banking on sf9 and skz to do something even mildy interesting to save me from the ear damage and having to talk to extensively about why that disaster happened. but somehow i woke up in an alternate universe and you know what? with the exception of that high note the ateez stage fucked. i know. i don’t believe it either. i think i’m still in shock.

i’ll do individual breakdowns in order of favourites within the episode and then at the end i’ll put my personal ranking of all six. thank god i don’t have to do a stage breakdown again; if they change it again for next week i will scream.

ateez

a miracle happened. i don’t have to fight any of the staff at kq. i don’t understand either. jongho is so fucking lucky that the rest of the group pulled all that energy out of their asses because if they had been even a single iota less serious about it that stage would have flopped worse than a dead fish. i can’t believe we got this level of camp b movie schlock in the first full stage, and they stuck the landing. incredible.

fine i’ll address the elephant in the room. personally, i don’t think jongho is that good of a vocalist. he’s not bad, and he does have the potential to be a good vocalist, he just doesn’t have the training, and this is the issue with all of ateez. hanya talked about this before and i’ll say it again: he can’t switch to his head voice and he’s destroying his vocal cords by attempting to hit notes in his mid range that he should just jump to head voice for. frankly i’m surprised he got anywhere close to that note in his mid, but his technique is just not there and he’s gonna do some real damage to his voice if he doesn’t take a break and also get a good vocal coach. you can already hear the degradation in sound from their debut stage to now, and that’s in less than three years. ok i’m done talking about vocals that’s hanya’s turf, i’m pretending that that high note doesn’t exist and we’re moving on. also im in love with btob’s reaction it was fucking priceless.

costume

look, i have a one track brain and that brain can only think about seonghwa corset. seonghwa corset? seonghwa corset.

i know it’s not a real corset nor is it properly laced and i know this would never happen in a million years but a kpop mr pearl trend? i would die. just fully expire. there’s no coming back from that for me

yes i have laced boys into proper corsets before and yes it is as hot as you think it is (when it’s not work related, obviously)

ok now that i’ve got that out of my system for the moment, the costumes are actually pretty good. i’m a little obsessed with hongjoong’s coat although I know it’s stupid. fur? always, I love it, you’ll never change my mind it makes everything better. i own a lot of it and i wear it all the time. this is also a pretty good example of how to do a more modern styling within a very specific and recognizable genre.

i don’t hate the backup dancers’ costumes either, even though they would look a lot better in a not-pirate themed hiphop stage. because there is already a modern tint with the boys’ costumes, it’s not that much of a leap to the dancers, and they actually use the dancers and the camera really strategically to not put much focus on them.

the only real standout issue is the blacklight/contortionist moment, which is too gimmicky for me and doesn’t fit the rest of the theme. i do understand the purpose of them: you need a transition point from the upper deck to the more fantastical inner ship area, and blacklight paint is a really easy, cheap, and fast way to get four new costumes instantly. do i think they could have done something better though? yes.

set

this was actually a smart reuse of that pirate ship set. i know i clowned on them in the first stage that they could move on from the pirate gimmick but honestly? i’m glad they didn’t. this was fun as fuck. but also two stages was enough you can move on now.

i love how they actually used the weird double stage function that the false prosc creates for an actual architectural and narrative effect, instead of just sort of operating as though it’s just another place to travel just because you can. we are on the deck of the ship, and then we go inside the ship. it’s simple and effective. you don’t need to do a crazy amount of crossover to establish a dynamic sense of place.

i hate the ateez kingdom logo. i hate the ateez logo in general. get it out of there, at least you could have made something more fun and pirate themed.

would have loved to have seen them return to the hourglass at the end, especially if they got one that was specifically set for 4 minutes. would have been a nice bit of symmetry but i suspect it was struck before the kraken bit.

the kraken bit??? i was not at all expecting that and honestly? dope as hell. that big tentacle is just a custom inflatable santa claus that you see around christmastime and what a brilliant use of such a simple mechanic, especially to have it come through that weird little triangle arch they have upstage. smart way to use the existing architecture.

yes it is a gimmick but here’s why it works rather than just looks tacky like every other gimmick we’ve seen so far: it had a function within the narrative. this is so important. show us there’s a reason it’s there!

lighting

i didn’t love it but they did actually make some smart choices. the outer deck is warmer toned and has some good atmospheric effects, and the inner deck is cold tone and specifically lit with pin lights to imitate the light coming through portholes in an actual ship, which is so smart thank you lighting designer

also a very clear arc with the lighting, blue -> orange -> blue/red -> orange/multiple -> blue

sound

i actually kinda liked this remix? it fit theme and had a very clear dramatic arc. also i like wonderland, so sue me.

staging

WE DID IT, WE FINALLY GOT A CLEAR NARRATIVE FROM AT LEAST ONE GROUP! wonderland was actually a great choice for them because it’s a really good indicator of exactly how hungry they are. i was a bit worried that it would fall flat because it kinda rides on mingi but they actually pulled it off. i have literally no idea where they pulled all that energy from but holy shit you can practically lick the attitude off the screen. i’m also very impressed by the amount of information they managed to fit into that four minute narrative. we had a full conflict/climax/resolution, as well as a really clear understanding of the tenacity and drive of the group, as well as the desire to support one another in achieving their goals. bravo.

ok so like i said in the set section, they used that pirate ship bridge really effectively to create two different but connected spaces. this is a really smart way to make it seem like you have two spaces while having to only build one set. it was also one of the best ways to utilize this dumbass stage so it doesn’t just look like you’re running arbitrarily from area to area because you can.

also levels! levels are so important for staging but also hard to do in this context because you have to be able to move really quickly in and out of full group formation, but I think they did a really good job here.

continued point: the kraken arm worked because it was the conflict they needed to overcome in the narrative, so it had a function within the performance. also related: all the tricking and jumping also served a purpose within the narrative too. it was either used for fighting (yeosang kicking all those dancers on beat) or a demonstration of teamwork (jongho flinging yunho around on the floor). also frankly excellent use of choreographic formation with the backup dancers, each formation had a specific function and was meant to highlight ateez without being overbearing.

not a whole lot of camera choreo, but a fairly good long take at the beginning and the editing wasn’t too obnoxious which I think was more chance than intent, but i’m not gonna look a gift kraken in the beak.

sf9

i actually really liked this stage, and i really like that sf9 has established their colour as effortlessly elegant, which does set them apart from the rest of the groups. this stage was really choreographically complex and they made it seem so easy, so real props to them. however, like with ikon’s stage, there were a lot of good ideas that just weren’t followed through enough for me.

like ateez, song choice and theme were very well intertwined with this one, there was a lot of thought put into this stage. the pun with ‘jealous’ and ‘jilleosseo’ and having a fairytale/magic mirror narrative? fuckin GALAXY BRAINED. incredible. the implication that not only taeyang but the entire group is the evil queen from snow white? chef’s kiss. should have committed harder and put one of them in massive cloak à la king taemin mama 2020. instead it was subtle enough to not try to step on ateez’s schlocky camp toes but still just as serious and i love that. do i wish they pushed it farther though? also yes.

costume

not gonna lie, i had my reservations on the costumes when we saw the previews of them in the waiting room, but the thing about stage costumes is that they always look bad when not on stage. if they look good in the waiting room you’ve done something wrong. and i loved them on stage. big fan of that quilted vest/pseudo stomacher. please can we have a corset trend? y’all already adopted bondage harnesses, c’mon a little corset won’t hurt. also a good example of a modern spin on a recognizable genre.

i wish the backup dancers weren’t in all black but i am fighting single person battle against the entire entertainment industry on that one.

set

extremely simple with a few smart utilizations. had a feeling this might have been a budget thing, as it had a similar kind of vibe with ikon’s stage, but the use of the mirrors was smart and a fun device that served the purpose of the narrative.

working with mirrors on stage is really fucking hard, so kudos to them for giving it a go. for the most part it was pretty effective. especially with the combo of moving mirrors and moving lights AND moving camera, you’re kind of asking to either blind your audience or at least give them a headache. i once saw a production of the magic flute that had a rotating mirror setpiece and i swear i nearly went blind due to the constantly flashing reflections. you have to really be careful with directionality and reflection, especially with the added element of a camera. also you never use real glass mirrors on stage, it is unbelievably bad luck and theatre people are the most superstitious demographic on the fucking planet.

i kinda loved the draped gold dais. i have nothing else to say about it other than fun!

lighting

a lot of this was very weirdly lit and i’m not sure why. the quality on youtube is terrible and cameras already have trouble picking up detail in low light, and throwing a whole bunch of primary red over that (the colour with the longest wavelength and therefore disappears the easiest in the dark. also human eyes are not very good at distinguishing variations in the red spectrum) and the red costumes made it extremely difficult to tell what was happening.

i will give them props for dramatic lighting usage, especially for the two way mirror trick and for using the floor as a primary lighting source at the end, which i think groups should be using more of. how often do you have a lighting source in your floor!!! almost never!! use that opportunity!!

sound

i actually enjoyed this remix too. it was well suited to the dramatic nature of the stage. i think the sound byte at the beginning is ‘mirror mirror on the wall who’s the worthiest of them all’ but it also could be ‘who’s the worst of them all’ and that would be also fitting and kinda funny.

staging

again, not a lot of consideration for camera choreo in a meaningful way, and like the tbz stage I think the clarity in the actual choreo got hampered by the editing. because there was a lot of choreographic precision that went into making this work and it wasn’t totally obvious from the way mnet edited it.

a lot of them are actors so it works that they’re leaning more towards dramatic stages rather than the sort of performance type stages we’ve seen so far. i like this choice for them as it gives them a very obvious colour but they’re almost on the verge of making it look too easy, which does them some injustice.

next to ateez, using that long uninterrupted traverse was my favourite use of this stage. doubles as an easy way to build the atmosphere of a palace corridor/throne room with the rug, and to feed the drama of the piece.

skz

ok i have some…..things to say about this stage. so far i have not been kind to skz which makes me look like i hate them and i don’t, i promise. there were a lot of really interesting things happening in this stage and there some really successful ones, and i liked this a whole lot better than their intro stage, but their overall choreo and thematic dedication is really killing me. i’ll explain.

costume

I don’t hate them but also…….why? I got the good self vs evil self/internal struggle theme but the costumes don’t really have anything interesting to say about that. as far as modern style costuming goes i think they’re on the more interesting end, but they don’t push it far enough. there’s a few western art history visual motifs and honestly? they should have gone whole hog and whited out their faces/hair and made them look like classical sculptures. that would have been hella fun, especially with that little statue and marionette sequence, plus the shadow/leash manipulation.

this time it was actually intentional that the backup dancers were in blacks and i appreciate that.

why on EARTH did they have that ridiculous makeup that didn’t read on stage? theatre makeup and tv makeup are different, you can’t just do a light purple eyeshadow and expect to read under blue and red light. someone needs to bring an actual theatre makeup artist in and get these boys in some real crazy looks. see previous point about full-face white pancake. more extreme makeup please and thank you!

set

i liked the use of internal architecture within this massive weird stage space and they used the corridors quite well. i didn’t really like the mix of baroque scrolling and also graffiti, it wasn’t quite connected for me. this has been a common theme among this round and i think it comes from budget/props pulls rather than anything else.

also there was a distinct feeling of trying to fill the main stage space with bodies as opposed to atmosphere. this can work in some specific cases but the intent wasn’t strong enough for me. it just felt like a lot of people on stage, especially in the end choreo.

lighting

the general lighting was fine but not particularly inspired. the low light in the beginning was actually quite well done, especially combined with the fog, but in my opinion was not dramatic enough. you have a pseudo art history theme happening, pump that contrast and push the chiaroscuro!

ok stay with me, i’m gonna say something extremely controversial that might actually get me cancelled. s*per j*unior’s burn the floor did everything this stage was trying to do on a smaller scale and better. look i know ok, this is a like, a double atom bomb hot take. just forget everything you know about them and watch the performance video. tell me that’s not some of the most interesting choreo you’ve seen in kpop. if you’re going to work with practical light you need to COMMIT. not just steal the solar lanterns out of my mom’s back garden.

i have a lot of opinions on using practical light and alternate light sources in performance because it’s a huge part of my practice and this just....wasn’t interesting enough for me. push it further!

(I will wait for the subs on the full episode because there has to be a reason they chose that specific shape of lamp. if not i gotta ask jyp why he’s raiding my mom’s garden)

sound

god’s menu has such specific imagery associated within the lyrics and choreography that this stage was a bit dissonant for me. especially when seen in conjunction with two stages where the narrative was tied explicitly to the lyrics of the songs. i think maybe if it hadn’t been grouped with these other two stages i would have felt differently. the other groups chose to do songs were a little more abstract and allowed for more visual experimentation, but to go so blatantly against the food metaphor didn’t really work for me and i had a tough time divorcing the association. I found the arrangement to be a little lacking in energy for me towards the end but otherwise it was pretty interesting.

staging

Definitely a better performance overall that the intro stage. almost all of the gimmicks this time had relevance to the theme which i appreciated. the marionette bit and the shadow/mirror were probably the most interesting but i wish they were better lit.

there was a lot of back and forth in the blocking that made the stage feel repetitive and also aimless? like there wasn’t a very clearly established directionality within the internal space, so it felt like treading over the same ground for no purposeful reason. and again, not a lot of intentional camerawork.

i really liked having the dancers under the big sheet, it fit well enough within the ‘war between internal selves’ theme, but also had a loose tie to the art imagery. again, i really wish they had stuck to a clearer visual theme. it makes them stick out especially in this grouping of stages, but also across all the groups as whole because almost everyone had a clear(ish) visual idea.

holy shit that’s a lot of backup dancers. i don’t really feel like that many were necessary and the sheer number of them took away from the emphasis of the group. with all of the other stages (except for tbz) it was very clear who the centre of attention and emphasis was, and with both skz and tbz they got swallowed by the sheer scale they were trying to operate at. bigger is not always better.

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this is a tough round to rank because none of these stages are bad, there’s just some that are, in my opinion, more successful than others. all of these stages do very well in specific elements but fall short in others which also makes this ranking difficult. i’m evaluating these based on whether they were successful to me, as i’m pretty sure this ranking will probably not all be popular opinion, but whatever i like to live on the edge.

btob – visuals, vocals, narrative, swords? what more do you want me to say? also i watched the full episode and minhyuk did rehearsal with a real bokken and i think i am in love with him now.

ateez – honestly not sure if i would have ranked this first if that high note hadn’t been a mess. i love camp nonsense and i genuinely think this was a well designed stage. i can’t believe i keep saying that but it’s true.

sf9 – this stage was really solid, just could have been pushed farther. i think it has a really good sense of drama and it’s a pity that sf9’s colour is more subdued, because i think they’re going to be stuck around the 3rd/4th position for the rest of the show.

ikon – ikon is only ranking this high because although i am disappointed in the wasted potential of this stage, they NAILED the camerawork and actually brought in someone to block the steadicam into the choreo. also they’re incredible performers. i say this every time, but their stage presence, although maybe lower energy that they normally would be, is still not to be fucked with.

skz – i think this one is the most ‘meh’ for me. while i liked a lot of the elements here they just didn’t push it far enough and the lack of narrative and general aimless choreo led to me not having any strong feelings yea or nay.

tbz – to be quite honest the lack of costume unity is a big hit for me. all elements of design are equally as important but because of my personal practice and experience i tend to put a lot of weight on good costume and spatial design. i don’t actually like game of thrones also, so I feel mildly offended on behalf of michele clapton, who had did a fucking incredible job and doesn’t deserve to be slandered like this. also the lack of cohesive choreography and the overblown lighting made this difficult to watch, no matter how good i thought the rear projection/stretch fabric dance was.

any questions or opinions you wanna share hit me up! see you next week!

#im ready for the angry asks about that s*ju opinion because that is a spicy one #kingdom #kingdom review #kpop analysis #im so surprised by these stages i cant believe ateez stuck the landing #i saw the preview for next week also and the new round looks wild so im ready #text

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guylty · 5 years

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A little addendum here courtesy of Armitagebesotted who received Flat Richie before our latest recipient, Monica, but did not have time to write down her own account of the flying visit until now. This was Flat Richie’s 10th leg, travelling from LA to NY.

All words and photos are Besotted’s! Enjoy:

I enter my building’s lobby and the doorman hands me a box: big, heavy, slathered in layers of tape, including some glittery and some with girly pictures. So much tape that the doorman, who is very OCD about writing apartment numbers on packages gave up on finding a place to apply his Sharpie and had to make the extra effort to tape a “4J” label on it. (Did I discern a little stink eye in my direction from said doorman? Too bad.)

What the….? Did I order something from an over-eager eBayer?

I look at the return address: Los Angeles. I don’t know anyone there. Light begins to dawn. I had just read a story on Guylty’s blog about Flat Richie being in LA, written by someone named LoLo. I look again at the name on the return address. Yes, that name could probably anagram itself into being “LoLo.”

Smile. BIG smile. Flat Richie has come to me!

I manage to refrain from laughing out loud in front of doorman and race to my apartment to dig in. Such fun!

Tons of items, individually wrapped, in exquisite papers, which I suspect Guylty supplied, based on bits/hints I’ve seen in her photos of other craft projects. I really like the peacock feather paper, Guylty. [Nope, credit to LoLo – she sent me the peacock tissue paper first, and cheap skate Guylty reused it!] Here’s a tiny preview for all:

I sort the content into “no” and “maybe” piles, then let it all sit over night.

“No” pile. Don’t take it personally anyone who contributed these items it’s really hard to choose

“Maybe” pile

I came back the next day for final choices and repacking.

Sorry to say, ladies, I retired that box. (It was beat.) But that’s why I photographed it carefully for posterity!

I repacked all in a fresh box, with my contributed items and a scribbled note in the Flat Richie book, and sent him on his way to the next recipient.

Flat Richie is on his way to the next lucky fangirl

Sounds like I did all this pronto, right? Wrong. Sorry to say, ladies, I was a laggard. Flat Richie was here for a week and he never left my apartment: didn’t see Brooklyn or New York City. Then it took me another week to write up this story. Bad fan, bad fan!

I am right in the middle of a big project and didn’t have time to show him around the city, which is not my usual life, I swear. I’ve been known to spend 12-hour stints in front of my computer reading fan fiction (if it’s sexy enough). This was just a bad coincidence of timing, and I apologize to anyone who was affected by my bad fan behavior.

So which items did I choose for myself? I’m a sucker for anything home made, and, of course, anything funny. I ticked both boxes with these three items.

Item 1: “Nevertheless, she persisted” button. For those not following the minutia of American politics, this was said by an asshole legislator about U.S. Senator Elizabeth Warren when she didn’t follow his directions to stand down on some issue and barged on ahead with it anyway. Which issue? Can’t remember, and does it matter? She’s fabulous, and he’s a jerk: That’s all you need to know. So the statement has become a rallying cry for American women who are tired to being told what to do by asshole men. I will wear it proudly, and everyone will think I’m making a political statement, when really what I’m proclaiming is “Nevertheless, she persisted in adoring Richard Armitage despite judgmental idiots who think fangirling is ridiculously silly.” (It is, but why should that stop us?)

Item 2: Sexy Guy in a blingy frame needs no explanation, of course.

Item 3: This is a two-sided refrigerator magnet. Again, no explanation needed for us, and for anyone who doesn’t “get it?” Who cares!

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Oh my God, that man in a tux….

My three contributions are commercial products with home-made “additions,” let’s call them, and I hope someone will enjoy them mightily.

(By the way, I saw “two items” in someone else’s story recently and wonder if I screwed up the directions and was only supposed to take/trade two items. Whatever, I kept it fair at three for three!)

It was hard to choose. There are many, many fun items in that box, and I will enjoy others’ stories in the future now that I’ve seen the loot they have to chose from.

A big thank you to Besotted for this detailed photo (love) story – and for supplying Flat Richie with a new box. With all that tape around it, the old box must have gained some considerable weight… [On that note just a reminder to the remaining recipients: When replacing items, please keep the weight total of the package in mind, just for future recipients and their postage costs 😬 😉] Please do feel free to change the box if it is too tatty/too big/too small. The important things are the contents, not the packaging 📦.

As for the continuing journey – after Tennessee, Flat Richie will continue to travel in the US. That’s all I’ll say for now 🤐 and until we hear from the next recipient.

[Guest Post]Throwback to Brooklyn with #FlatRichie A little addendum here courtesy of Armitagebesotted who received Flat Richie before our latest recipient, Monica…

#Flat Richie

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horrible-monstrosity · 6 years

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Hero no Macademia Nuts, season fucking two let's get the fuck on with this shit

1 This recap makes me remember questions I didn't bother to ask earlier. So after the first magic baby was born, reports of quirks "popped up" apparently in grown people... but nowadays quirks pop up neither in infancy nor adulthood, but most in kids around 4, and if you're significantly past that there's little chance you'll gain a quirk in adulthood. Bitch, what? Plus it's been shown/implied that quirks are genetic, which doesn't make much sense with that origin story either unless glowbaby bathed the entire Earth in mutation-inducing radiation. and the narration randomly spews some shit about collective consciousness. karl jung maeda would be twirling in his grave if he heard this shit

this cold open fight betta deliver good

"he may not have had a plan when he acted" he did have a plan. throw things. it was a page of his notebook remmeber so who did al mite write this letter to, and how do they feel about him having had his stomach surgically removed or whatever? tell me how heroic sacrifices affect the people around them. tell me how your bland, blind ideals fall apart once they're subjected to just a bit of scrutiny

We're told handsy is a "spoiled brat manchild who was never told no" to make us immediately hate him (show don't tell would be spinning in its grave if it saw this shit) but that really just makes me ask questions. Like... why is he this way? We're told he bad because he treated birdbrains like a "pet", but for all we've seen... Birdsy is just a brainless (haha) monster that can't even speak, what was created to fufill a certain purpose. How the hell else is he supposed to treat the thing? Nobody is like this for absolutely no reason, but MHA wants us to hate on an empty homunculi with no origin because they said he was horrible. or maybe it's so terrible I just want to be contrary. - and then the principal calls his students manchildren by proxy lol ok

school was closed after the attack... which happened on like the second day of school. the kids only got like two, three days of class before the school got fucking shut down lol apparently for only one day too as far as we saw. absolute kek

"uh, I'm sorry but why not (cancel it)? it's just a sports festival..." Grapes-kun's quirk might be his grapes but his true superpower is being fuckin reasonable apparently this fucking school's sports festival is bigger than the olympics or some shit. it's the fourth day of class and already the kids' future careers are on the line.

earplugs girl is still shitting on electric guy and I still hate her. meanwhile floatzel loses her shit and goes out of character because nothing matters - construction company hasn't gotten work in this society where superfights destroy buildings. how - floatdad basically ruined her by telling her to focus on her own dream. becoming rich by joining a top-level agency is so much harder than her just helping the construction company with her powers. And it still doesn't make much sense, because if she was hyped up over catching an agency's attention she should be more hyped up over training exercises since getting an agency to notice her is worthless if she's not good enough to interest them.

And then we get another one of those things that just seems *weird* to me but I just can't put my finger on why- AM decides that the reason punching birdman didn't break Beku's arm is because... his body subconciously put the brakes on to keep him from killing a bitch. Which... oh man, what? First off- the implication is that Beku fucking threw down to kill. Which... is actually reasonable, since he's facing an inhuman monster that's trying to kill other people, which makes the fact that he supposedly stopped himself from killing questionable, but on the other hand we're talking about some kid fucking trying to kill a bitch. And then there's the weird implication that what stopped him from killing wasn't morals but an inherent reflex, and without it birdbrains would be a fucking red mist. Not because Beku thought for himself that killing was wrong... because his heroic body just auto-decides that for him. He never has to worry about the morality of a situation, just throw punches and don't think about it. I- I don't fucking know, it's just... fucking weird. And then AM calls this "some kind of progress" because he's made absolutely no other kind of progress except... this.

oh look, we get the designated gril ed credits right off the bat. sell that waifu merch

2 Beku is entirely right. The sports festival is useless for Beku right now, both as a chance to sell himself and as a way to fix his problems with his powers. He needs actual focused training if anything, not random skirmishes, and there's no point in trying to show off when he can barely do anything. But it's being sold to us that because he had the heroic passions once he needs to be as retarded as possible, just charge ahead with whatever's presented to him never thinking of how to get the most out of his time. Hell, he'd probably get more out of skipping the festival entirely and just meditating in a cave somewhere instead. This is just... indescribably dumb. Besides, with all the villains gunning for AM just because of his status, it'd be way better for him to keep his civilian identity a secret... which means showing off as a student is pointless.

have we ever even heard of the other courses before? and this just makes things even more contrived, that the one class that was already despised for ~spotlight camping is the one that got targeted by real villains and survived unscathed because plot armor so now everyone else just happens to hate them even more. What was the point of this? Like, it's a competition, but you need to make the entire rest of the school even more competitive against specifically this class because... why? It's just so cheap. it's not the hero course it's just the main character course

We skim over even more month because it's either the most clusterfuck of a single day possible or absolutely nothing. "a bunch of villains did just break in"- just? I thought they just skipped over months of training.

... why aren't they using their costumes now?

icyhot randomly shows up to bitch and dickmeasure at beku about how he's totally going to win... just why? this is such a cheap and empty way to attempt to raise the stakes and drama. why did he even single out Beku? Everyone still thinks he's kind of shit. Hell, why is Icyhot the only one making declarations like this?

baguko gets up on stage and does exactly what he usually does, acts like an overblown asshole, but Beku tells us it means his character's changed. if you have to explain it to us then it means you've failed. The way Bakugo acts here tells us just about nothing, it's just more of the same shit we've gotten so far from a character I sure fucking don't really care about but his samey bullshit is still being shoved down my throat. It's boring.

oh look only the students we know whose powers we know get ahead. we already know their powers, so this is boring. no one else matters. nothing matters. at least grapes-kun gets to show off. Like, no, really, I've been wanting to see him do some shit for a while now. In the entrance exam (or the test they did on the first day of class? whatever)- I don't remember where he ranked, but he was at least above Midoriya, who had just his normal strength and the one finger blast to rely on. (probably second last lol) And his powers, while useful for... some things, couldn't have helped all that much. So he must have some kind of physical prowress to have made it in this school. Which makes him interesting, that this dopey little joke character is at least presumably competent. And in the landmine race he's shown being both somewhat physically adept as well as quite cunning. oh look, it's "the zero-point robots from the entrance exams" !!! man, remember that? check out them recycled cels and reused models, we don't need to design a new thing ha ha hwt the fuc beku mom is just watching the festival and crying because she thinks her son is going to fucking die. what the fuc did she think was happening at the school this entire time?

- the preview has bakugo acting like a psycho asshole again and contradicitng what beku said before so that's not even legit apparently. ha ha what's character growth and things happening

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