#cheezelle

[lyteandronix]

Jollibee in Pop N Music Style

[faunandfloraas]

Bang Chan Cheezels so true

[isaacathom]

went to art night and came away with 6 slices of pizza (ate), four bits of garlic bread (ate), like three of the lil candy thingos (ate), a packet of crinkle cut chips (ate), like 5 packets of cheezels, like 3 packets of twisties, a packet of cheesy doritos, a thimbleful of sugar free lemonade (drank) and most of a large bottle of pepsi max. 👍

[imsooooooootired]

me and @personwholikespmtok are both eating cheezels rn

[the-boy-branithar]

why is glados simultaneously such a sexy yet unfuckable character. everyone is obsessed with the way she speaks and her whole dommy mummy sadist thing, and YET

obvs, she’s a computer program. her physical form technically encompasses most of Aperture’s facility if you consider anything she controls as being part of her body, but the part that people consider her has nothing yonic or phallic about it, there’s nothing to fuck. it’s just a bunch of cables and casing hanging from a ceiling. can’t even enjoy a cheeky kiss.

but dude. even if she WAS a sexy robot lady, she herself says in portal 2 that the pleasure she used to get from running tests hasn’t done anything for her in YEARS. she’s not even a sadist, she’d get nothing from stepping on your face, the only reason she’d ever sexually dominate you in any way is if she was testing something on you. which ig is fun in its own way but you gotta accept that to her the whole ordeal would be completely sexless and she’s only enjoying it cuz she likes science so much. you’re not even worth humiliating.

[fazcinatingblog]

Josh dunkley birthed a child with Lachie Neale and it's better than Nick Daicos

[panicbroadcast]

hey can someone tuck me into bed and feed me anything covered in fake cheese

[notsve]

Australia what is this

Typed out under cut

“You walk into the party and there he is. You haven’t seen him in years and now he’s in front of you, looking every bit as delicious as you remember! Suddenly, this playful orange fellow is popping up everywhere … doing rounds at BBQ’s, delighting crowds at parties, even lounging on a picnic blanket at a playdate. He’s proving irresistible - and after just one bite, you remember that the Big Cheeze always knows how to bring the cheese-flavoured fun to the party!”

[raytm]

I ate your cheezels

like months later AND I WANT MY FUCKING CHEEZELS !!!!!!!!!!

[your-fave-was-never-book-smart]

CHEEZELS WERE NEVER BOOK SMART ‼️

(requested by mod's friend)

[lyteandronix]

Old Laney, Ziggy, and Cheezelle

[softlymaximoff]

Tally tal tal tally! Hii.. im back! Hahhaa.. just want to say hi n i love ur new theme! Love the green! 😍

I hope u r doing well.

Cheerio!

Awh thank you sweets!!! How are you???

[patpatrabbit]

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[newtonsheffield]

Now that Take a Deep Breath is nearing the end, will one of your other WIPs take the weekly Friday update spot? If so, can I please put in my vote for YNCIWIW? Idk what it is about Author!Anthony and Editor!Kate, but they have me by the throat.

Also, I'm rereading childhood bffs, fwb Anthony and Kate in Hand, and I'm dead. Any chance we might see what they're up to?

Thanks for sharing your amazing writing with us. And I'm glad Greggy is doing better. :)

Okay so there’s two stories up for the next Friday fic:

1) Ice Skating partners Kate and Anthony who hooked up a few times and decided that they shouldn’t be in a. Relationship with each other for the sake of their partnership. They are however full of angst and jealousy over anyone each other should choose to date. Anthony B is the bad boy of figure skating and he’s determined to get Kate exactly what she wants; A gold medal

2) Surprise Neddy.

I think I’ll start a poll on this

Greggy is very much doing better today but still has a complete lack of regard for his stomach lining begging for jalapeño flavoured cheezels. Like a fool.

Anyway, My hand was the one you reached for Kate and Anthony are doing so well. Turns out all those years of friendship, even if it was mired in pining for one another desperately made for a pretty stable relationship. That being said I think one of the most stressful times in their relationship was when Kate taught anthony to drive. She completely understands why Anthony’s always avoided it. His Dad died in a car accident and the two have become linked in his mind. That being said, Kate’s pregnant and he just thinks it’s… time he did this. He can’t be asking Kate to drive herself to the hospital when the baby comes, can he?

So after a few weeks of secrecy, he’s got his provisional licence and he’s ready to ask his wife for maybe the most stressful thing he’s ever asked her for.

He felt anxious even at the thought of it. Even the thought of getting behind the wheel made his palms sweat as he walked over and flopped down on the sofa beside his wife.

Kate kissed him quickly, ruffling his hair. “Finished tricking women into buying your buns?”

Anthony rolled his eyes, “If only I could trick you.”

“I’ve bought plenty of your buns, thanks.”

Anthony took a deep breath, his hands shaking a little, “Can I ask you a favour?”

“Oh, you mean more than just carrying your baby?”

“Yeah a little more.” He steeled himself, “Can you teach me how to drive?”

Kate’s brow furrowed, “To drive?”

Anthony shifted, “Yeah I just… I think I should be able to for the baby, in case anything happens and… I just… I think I should.”

Kate nodded, “You know you don’t have to, right?”

“I know. I just feel the most comfortable with you so I… I think that’ll be best. ”

She smiled at him, “Okay, let’s do it. If our marriage can survive that he can probably survive anything.”

[slugterra-twisted-ends]

Mecha Beast dump;

Three new mecha beasts who are utilised by characters in the Slugterra Twisted Ends verse.

First is 5TW-B3Y aka Strawberry, a deer mecha who belongs to Jane-Doe Blakk

Second is CH33Z aka Cheezel is a mouse mecha who belongs to Dandy Redwall

And finally is M41 a pray mantis mecha who is used by the insectnoid known as the Mothman (his real name is Berius)

[mh-and-celiac]

My recommendations for GF staples in Australia (likely available in NZ/Aotearoa & some are global brands).

I wrote this out the other day for a GF group I’m in but thought it’d help to share here too. After a year of trail & error, these are most of my favourite gluten free staples for main meals. I really wanted a list like this when I started out gluten free, so hope it helps someone else.

Pasta- San Remo, I really couldn’t stomach anything else. Look for pastas with corn/maize as a main ingredient & rice low in ingredients or not there.

Latina fresh is almost imperceptibly different to gluten too. Thats a fresh pasta. When I was struggling the most with the transition, Latina fresh helped when trying to make a meal made me cry.

Gnocchi- Simply wize.

Bread- buy from your local gluten free bakery. We try to convince ourselves that supermarket bread is fine when it’s not. The fact that no one will eat it not toasted says enough. It’s also safer to freeze as supermarket bread arrives to them frozen & it’s defrosted on the shelves. It also means they risk mould. So you save money that way.

Pizza base - Senza for proper pizza. Bfree mini pita for pita bread bases.

Tortillas- Old El Paso. These are the softest, most flexible & most resilient to tears. They tear less than gluten ones in my experience. They do have the weird gluten free/tapioca smell but when they’re piled with filling you won’t notice. If you’ve tried them before & didn’t like them, try them again. They’ve change their formula in the last year or so apparently.

Noodles- Mr. Chens vermicelli rice noodles, but I’m sure any rice noodle would be fine as they’re naturally gf. If you’re adventurous & want to make your own 2 minute noodles, these would be perfect too because they’re divided up into 5 ‘chunks’ in the packet.

Other bits & pieces;

Crackers - Orgran quinoa wafers. The Ob ones are great too but harder than the orgran ones & I get so fed up with gluten free food being so hard. Simply wise do lots of crackers.

Crumpets - liberate. Check for mould, the supermarket defrosting on the shelf is BS. But these can be refrozen. If you like soft, squishy crumpets with the the back a little crunchy, these are your crumpets. The genius ones as disgusting & hard & crumble. Some people like them, I don’t think we ate the same gluten ones tbh 😂.

Arnotts Tim tams couldn’t have turned out much more perfectly.

Choc chip biscuits is from the ultimate brand at Coles. Also the Coles ‘I’m free from’ bars.

Master foods sweat chilli sauce, the kids one in the orange squeeze bottle.

Aldi do gluten free wedges & bubble & squeak.

V2 meat alternatives are gluten free & great.

Everything from yumi (falafels, veggie balls, veggie burgers (though they need extra sauce, bit dry), dip) is gluten free & great.

Fry family meat free nuggets are gf & good, but nothing else from that brand is gf.

Cc’s & most corn chips (not Doritos), Cheezels, skittles, twirls & flakes are all GF & no ‘may contains’.

My biggest tip starting out is to use the Woolies app. They have a really good filter for gluten free foods. It makes shopping less overwhelming knowing things you can get without scouring every packet in the store. The coles app is rubbish for this, so even if you shop there, try the Woolies app. Each store stocks things the other doesn’t, but it’s a starting point.

Also trust labels. You don’t need to know what all the weird flavours, colours & preservatives are. They will state beside them, if they contain a gluten source. Keep an eye out for barley malt.