#chrissie fit ig

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Damn you Anna Kendrick for making me fall in love with you 🌹🔥

[godzillachloe]

The holy trinity 💙💜

[ar3s-r4t-qu33n]

Rant incoming?? Oops???

So this is... Exactly how I feel about TCM the Game. I've seen a lot of people (on TikTok, to the surprise of exactly NO ONE-) saying that they want certain outfits and using certain mods (no hate at all if you use cosmetic mods, idk, personally they make me feel kinda weird? But that's a PERSONAL thing, honestly, no hate to you at all if you) and saying that the characters aren't "cunty" enough or wear "accurate 70s clothing" when...

The Devs are going off actually magazines from the time..? Like, people found Julie's 4th of July fit immediately after they posted about it in a real magazine from the time, all of the outfits seen in game come from the early 70s, I'm not sure why folks are complaining..? I think they look amazing.

And this isn't me sucking Gun's dick either. But as someone who loves the outfits and aesthetics of the seventies, it kinda sucks seeing people get angry about something they made up. What you want is to play dress up with cute girls who are all skeleton level skinny and can wear those cheap hippy Halloween costumes or whatever you think the seventies is. Ana going to find her sister in a cheerleading costume makes no sense. Virginia quit her job years ago, why would she wear that??

As a writer myself, I choose story over aesthetics any day. Rush Week gives us the opportunity to have six new ladies wearing Halloween costumes or cheerleading fits or anything else because it's the late seventies and it's Halloween. That makes SENSE, and we've got Leather Jacket Johnny too!!

Idk. This is a rant, ig?? It's just very irritating to keep seeing people complain about stuff that is, at the end of the day, inaccurate to what the game is and wants to be. We're not having Sally or Chrissie or Erin because 2/3 of those escape, and we saw the movie with Chrissie, she dies, what would be the point in playing as her? Also her story is in 1969, the game is 1973!!

I appreciate them putting their story above all else, including the fandom's wants. That means more to me that them suddenly making Julie and Maria super skinny so you don't have to feel comfortable liking women who are, at the end of the day, perfectly healthy and beautiful, and giving us outfits that would make no sense but make some people happy.

Link to the post: Texas Chain Saw Hispano on Instagram

[glitterslag]

I'm desperate for more messed up Hellcheer fics myself, do you have any recommendations?👀

Sorry I took a while to reply, I took my mission seriously and have been deep in my ao3 bookmarks for the past couple days🧑‍💻📚🧐

Ok so after performing my literature review sadly I could only find four fics that fit the bill (((and anyone who sees this PLEASE feel free to add on your own cuz I just know there are so many other amazing ones out there))).

Anyway without further ado I present to you my rec list of nasty hellcheer:

Dirtbag by betts - so starting out strong this one is absolutely SICKENING both in terms of the smut (quite intense bdsm with a CNC dynamic btw so it's definitely not for everyone) and also in terms of the emotional side???? Like this fic had me DISTRAUGHT it had me so so so stressed about the outcome bc I was reading it as it was being posted (fear not if you're new to it - it's completed so no waiting). But yeah if you wanna be ripped up emotionally and also just be generally horny ig this one's for you. Can't recommend it enough, it's an absolute journey

Blood and Fire by EroticFuneral - ok so this is a newly discovered one and let me tell you.... this shit goes CRAZY it's giving midnight mass it's giving fleabag. In which Chrissy is a nun (A NUN) and Eddie is a fallen angel. We get a ronance b plot as well, with guest appearances from sister byers and monsignor harrington, among others. Oh and it has period sex and eddie in a monstrous form 🤠🤠🤠

your kiss to life eternal by @scorpioheatherholloway - ok so the flavour of fucked up here is hellcheer doing a bunch of different drugs and having absolutely ✨feral✨ yet highly romantic sex. Bonus points for it being one of ye olde cheating on Jason fics!!!! Plus, this fic explores dom!chrissy which we truly don't see enough of!! A must read if you're keen for beautiful imagery, religious undertones, period sex, knife play, soul ties - all that good stuff!!!

The first one's free to get you hooked series by @uwusillygirl - probably no surprises here!! But if you're new to this then enjoy 80k words of messed up power dynamics and bdsm!!! This one makes me feel very funny in the tummy!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Delicious!!!!!!!!!

Oh yeah and btw the first three are completed fics and the last one is an ongoing series going about 15 parts strong, so happy reading gang!

[latenightsleeper]

THE SOFT THING FROM YOUR VIOLIN FIC!!!! I have ALWAYS thought that Tank was one of those people who is tough because that’s how they had to be to survive, but is actually just a cinnamon roll. My hcs for Tank included a brief detour into musical theater, and knowing how to sing opera, just cause I think that’s super cool. I always enjoy the mental image of Tank having a concert and all the Pack Bois being SHOCKED and Christian just being like, y’all didn’t know?

My biggest thing with Tank is that they are such a softie!! Such a big baby and sweet person, they just don’t get to show that sadly. It honestly broke Christians heart when he and Tank got over the “ I’m gonna rip your throat out with my teeth “ “ why don’t you get close enough for that and I’ll take your head “ stage, made him so sad to see the soft and gentle person they actually were and know that the dangerous aura and fists first thing was because they had to be like that.

If any of the pack saw them play, I think they’d all lose their minds. Bc , what?? Tank?? Knows how to play??? Violin?? It doesn’t fit the image they unfortunately have, Chrissy would be smirking up a storm thought. Having the esteemed privilege of having Tank play around him all the time for him and the plants.

Oh yeah, Tank plays for their plants a lot. Once heard that music helps plants grow well and they picked up their violin with a determined face and placed every once a week if not more.

One of Tanks and Chrissy’s favorite things to do were to disappear for hours on end and having a..picnic ig? As well as two dumbasses can plan a picnic anyway, just loads of junk food and drinks with a speaker as they walk around the forest for a spot. Then Tank would take out their violin and play, play as the light comes through the tress and how everything in the forest would quiet down to listen to the sweet and gentle music tank would play. Those were some of their favorite moments.

[mamapitch]

[mitchellsaturn]

still laughing at this

[ronance4everbrainrot]

Stranger things incorrect quote generator (feat. The Sapphic senate moments, Max and her Moms, random shit)

Part 1

Sapphic Senate

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Vickie: I just want someone to take me out.

Robin: On a date?

Nancy: With a sniper gun?

Chrissy: Both if you're not a coward.

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[AU where Ronance is not yet dating ig lol]

Chrissy: Hey Nancy, wanna third wheel on my date with Vickie tomorrow?

Nancy: Sure.

Chrissy: Robin! Wanna third wheel on my date with Vickie tomorrow?

Chrissy: Great! I've always wanted to go on a double date!

Nancy & Robin: ...

Vickie: Chrissy...

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Vickie: Chrissy, you'll be working with Robin and Nancy.

Chrissy: Alright! My fantasy threesome!

Everyone else: *blank stares*

Chrissy: ...Of people on a team.

(I feel like she would actually say that)

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*In a horror movie situation*

Nancy: I've got no service in my phone here.

Vickie: Shoot, my battery just died.

Robin: Sorry guys, I just broke my phone with a hammer.

Chrissy: Guys, my phone is a book.

(this seems very accurate for each of them)

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Nancy: Everyone synchronise your watches.

Vickie: I don't know how to do that.

Robin: I don't wear a watch.

Chrissy: Time is a construct.

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[AU where Robin somehow married someone... And well Nancy was too late..]

Nancy: I'm gonna die alone.

Chrissy: Nancy, you're not gonna die alone.

Nancy: Robin, was my safety net, okay? They got married and now I have to get a snake.

Vickie: Uh- huh.Why is that?

Nancy: If I'm gonna be an old lonely person, I'm gonna need a thing, you know? A hook.Like that guy in the subway who eats his own face.

Nancy: So I figured I'll be “Crazy Lady With A Snake”, you know? Crazy snake lady.

Nancy: Then I'll get more snakes, call them my babies.Kids won't walk past my place, they will run! RUN AWAY FROM CRAZY SNAKE LADY!

(I'm too lazy to switch snakes to guns but guns would be very fitting)

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Nancy: Chrissy isn't answering their phone

Robin: I'll call

Nancy: Vickie and I have both tried six times each, what makes you thi-

Chrissy: Hello?

(I feel like any of those people would pick up the phone if it's Robin)

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Vickie: *Gasp*

Chrissy: wHAT??

Vickie: What if soy milk is just milk introducing itself in Spanish?

Chrissy: *inhales*

Nancy, in another room with Robin: Why can I hear screeching?

(I wonder why they are in another room together 👀)

Also I think this makes more sense like this, because Robin knows Spanish:

Robin: *Gasp*

Nancy: wHAT??

Robin: What if soy milk is just milk introducing itself in Spanish?

Nancy: *inhales*

Vickie, in another room with Chrissy: Why can I hear screeching?

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Robin: Why is Chrissy crying on the floor?

Nancy: They're drunk.

Robin: And?

Nancy: They saw a picture of Vickie's spouse.

Robin: But they're Vickie's spouse.

Nancy: I know.

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[it's the headcanon when Nancy is drunk that Vickie is the responsible one or smth]

Nancy: *texting* Hey can you pick me up I’m drunk.

Nancy: Oh you don't have to anymore. I'm home now.

Vickie: Yes, I'm aware of that after dropping you off at home.

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[NSFW? Idk]

Robin: Nancy! I can't do this stupid math!

Nancy: What’s the math problem?

Robin: Well, we have to add the bed, subtract the clothes divide the legs, and hope we don’t multiply.

Vickie, covering Chrissy's ears, while Nancy smacks Robin upside the head: Not going to lie that was hella smooth.

(Damn tho)

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Chrissy: How is the most beautiful person in the world?

Vickie: *blushing* I—

Nancy, butting into the conversation: Robin is perfect, thanks for asking.

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Chrissy: I never said I was gonna get back together with them. But I was thinking, they're in town, would it be the worst thing in the world if I gave them a call?

Robin: No. No, Chrissy, it wouldn’t be the worst thing in the world. It would be the fourth worst thing. Number one: a super volcano. Number two: an asteroid hits the Earth. Number three: All the Evel Knievel movies are lost. Number four: Chrissy calls Vickie. Number five: Nancy gets eaten by a shark.

Nancy: I’m Nancy, and I approve the order of that list.

(I just feel like the ramble of Robin is very accurate)

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Nancy: You know, Chrissy gives Vickie flowers everyday, I wish you'd do that too.

Robin: Okay.

*Later*

Robin: *gives Vickie flowers*

Vickie: ???

Robin: I don't know, I'm confused as well.

(She didn't understand the assignment...)

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Robin: We can bake these cookies at 400 degrees for 10 minutes or 4,000 degrees for 1 minute.

Nancy: No, that's not how you make cookies.

Chrissy: FLOOR IT!!

Robin: How about 4,000,000 degrees for 1 second?!?

Nancy: yOU'RE GONNA BURN THE HOUSE DOWN-

Robin: I'M GONNA HARNESS THE POWER OF THE FUCKING SUN TO MAKE COOKIES!

Vickie: DO IT!

Nancy: NO-

(iykyk)

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Vickie: Where's Nancy?

Chrissy: Don't worry, I'll find them.

Chrissy, shouting: Robin sucks!

Nancy, distantly: Robin is the best person ever! Fuck you!

Chrissy: Found them.

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Nancy: They... well, I wouldn't call it inheritance per se. What do you call it when you kill someone and get their stuff?

Vickie: Um, murder???

Robin: Adventuring!

Chrissy: Tuesday.

(accurate??)

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Nancy: I give up. I am so tired.

Chrissy: Get the emergency supply!

Vickie: *carries Robin and places them in front of Nancy*

Robin: *smiles*

Nancy: AND I AM BACK BABY, LET’S GOOO

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*Nancy's helping Chrissy out after they get injured, while the others are watching*

Robin: How does Chrissy look?

Vickie: A little better than you, actually.

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Nancy: Everyone synchronise your watches.

Vickie: I don't know how to do that.

Robin: I don't wear a watch.

Chrissy: Time is a construct.

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Nancy: How did none of you hear what I just said?

Chrissy: I've been zoned out for the past two and a half hours.

Robin: I got distracted about halfway through.

Vickie: Ignoring you was a conscious decision.

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[Nancy trying to cheer up the girls]

Nancy: You are now one day closer to eating your next plate of nachos.

Chrissy: That's the most hopeful thing I've ever heard.

Robin: But what if I die tomorrow and never eat any nachos?

Vickie: Then tomorrow is nacho lucky day.

(also I headcanon Vickie making dad jokes... Idk why)

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[+elmax]

Vickie: Dumbest scar stories, go!

Robin: I burned my tongue once drinking tea.

El: I dropped a hair dryer on my leg once and it burned.

Nancy: I have a piece of graphite in my leg for accidentally stabbing myself with a pencil in the first grade.

Chrissy : I was taking a cup of noodles out of the microwave and spilled it in my hand and I got a really bad burn.

Max: I have emotional scars.

(well that was not the best one to start with.... But accurate..)

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Vickie: Wait, hold up, why you draw yourself like that?

Robin: Uh, like what?

Vickie: Like with gorgeous, muscular legs.

Robin: Uh, this is what I look like.

Vickie:

Robin: THIS IS WHAT I LOOK LIKE!

Vickie: Okay, then I want big beefy arms.Hot ones.

Max: I wanna have a cowboy hat!

Robin: Okay, arms and hat. * draws them*

Chrissy : Ooh, give me a cowboy hat too!

Robin: You can't just take Max's hat idea, Chrissy ! They thought it up all by themself like a good person! Come up with your own thing!

Chrissy : BUT I WANNA LOOK COOL!

El: Put Chrissy on one of those stupid baby tricycles.

Chrissy : NO!!

Robin: Tricycle, done. * draws it* Nancy, want anything?

El, making finger guns: Pew pew.

Robin: A blaster?! No, that's not really our style, Nancy.

Nancy, making finger guns: Pew pew.

Robin: You know what, okay. * draws it* But it's just for holding, not for shooting.

(I just found the Finger guns funny, also Robin telling Chrissy to not steal Max's is amazing)

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Robin: If you got arrested what would be the charges?

El: Theft.

Chrissy: Disturbing the peace.

Max: Aggravated assault.

Vickie: Arson.

Nancy: All of the above.In that order, probably.

(I feel like Nancy would... #begaydocrime)

(also El and her stealing eggos)

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Nancy: Fine! Judge all you want but...

Nancy, points at Chrissy: Married a lesbian.

Nancy, points at Max: Left a man at the altar.

Nancy, points at Vicky: Fell in love with a gay ice dancer.

Nancy, points at El: Threw a girl's wooden leg in a fire.

Nancy, points at Robin: Lives in a box!

(Idk why but I love that "Married to a lesbian" is Chrissy 😂, also I feel like max left Lucas at the alter 👀, and I feel like El would do that (only if that girl deserved it tho).... Also Robin and the Box 😂 Oof Robin "I'm poor" Buckley)

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Nancy: I CAN'T DO IT!

Vicky, laughing: I CAN'T EITHER!

Nancy: I CANT FUCKING DO IT ANYMORE

El: WELL I'LL TELL YOU WHAT, YOU CAN EITHER GIVE UP NOW, OR YOU CAN FIGURE IT OUT. BECAUSE WE CERTAINLY CAN'T DO IT WITHOUT YOU, AND WE KNOW YOU CAN'T DO IT WITHOUT US.

Nancy:

Nancy: I appreciate it,

Nancy: BUT LOOK WHAT WE'RE DEALING WITH-

Max: Mom-

Nancy: YOU GOTTA DRAW THE LINE SOMEWHERE!

Robin: Nancy we gotta-

Nancy: YOU GOTTA DRAW A FUCKING LINE IN THE SAND.YOU GOTTA MAKE A STATEMENT.

Nancy: YOU GOTTA LOOK INSIDE YOURSELF AND SAY 'What am I willing to put up with today?'

Nancy, motioning to Chrissy: NOT FUCKING THIS

Bonus: ✨

Everyone silence:

Nancy still furious:

Robin to Max: Did you just call Nancy 'Mom'

Max: What?! No! *trying no to blush*

Nancy calming down imidiatly: Do you see me as a motherfigure Max 🥺

Max:. NO-

El: she does 😊

Max: EL!?

Everyone: Awww

Max: I hate you all

Robin: Hey! Don't talk to your mother like that!

Chrissy: yeah! Listen to your other mom!

Max and Nancy: Chrissy, I swear to God-

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Yes I did change the Nancy from max to mom lol and idk why the hell I did that bonus... Hope you had fun reading..? Imma gonna make another one (but different) right away, because I was bored and made lost of incorrect quotes.

[bobby-lynnes-bra]

superbowl sunday from chrissie fit on ig. We ate pizza, we played cards, and oh yeah… “WE WON THE SUPERBOWL!” #GoRams #SuperBowl

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Sexy goofballs at Halloween

[dailybrittanysnowpics]

#brittanysnow My best pals win 2022.

[becabeale143]

#brittanysnow IG stories

[godzillachloe]

Anna Kendrick and Kelley Jakle celebrating Chrissie fit's Birthday. And of course Brittany made a Cameo.

[munsons-maiden]

do you think eddie will be revealed to be evil? i saw a few theories and the picture of his tattoo with the puppet on ig and i'm so scared he'll turn out evil. what are your thoughts on the matter?

Before Vol. 1 aired, I was 90% sure Eddie would be revealed to be the one who was pulling the strings in the background, a servant of the Mind Flayer and the one controlling Vecna.

By the end of chapter 1, I was already in love with him to the point at which I'd sell my soul for him, so that's that. But apart from that - I'd love him just as much if he turned out to be evil, tbh, so I'd say I'm not biased here - I was absolutely sure that the Eddie we are seeing is the real Eddie. He's a scared young man hunted by a small-minded town needing a scapegoat, and Eddie is the perfect scapegoat because - just as he says in his introduction scene - he's different. An outcast. The hunt-the-freak story arc reminds me a little bit of that of the Hunchback Of Notre Dame.

There are several plot points telling us that Eddie is not evil:

Chrissy's death scene. If it were Eddie siccing Vecna upon Chrissy, he would know what's happening. He's alone with her, there would be absolutely no reason to fake the terror he's obviously experiencing because he'd already know what's happening, or what's about to happen. We clearly see that his shock and terror are real.

If Eddie was the one siccing Vecna upon people, he would have framed himself for Chrissy's murder. Killing the head cheerleader in your own place and then running and leaving her mutilated body behind is sure gonna raise some questions. Of course he coul've done exactly that to start the witch hunt against himself while painting himself as the victim, but...that doesn't make sense at all.

We see Vecna actively choosing his next victim in the small dreamscape-like sequence.

Dustin's theory makes absolute sense: that Vecna's always been in the UD and the Mind Flayer simply underestimated the party. There's always been open gates, so no need to sic Vecna on people so gates would open up at the killing sites. But now, all the gates are closed. Vecna is needed.

The tattoos. So far, we know about 2 of his tattoos: the bats on his arm, and the puppetmaster's hand letting a demon dance on his strings (I guess the latter one is the one that got you nervous). Tattoos fit the whole metalhead aesthetic so Eddie HAD to have a few tattoos, costume-design-wise. The bats and the puppetmaster with the Vecna-like demon seem to be mirroring the plot, which is a pretty cool way to give the tattoos some meaning. I'm fairly certain that's all there is about the tattoos, tbh.

The final and probably most important point: Eddie's story, according to the Duffers, is inspired by the real life case of Damien Nicols, who was a victim of the satanic panic in the 80s in the US - he loved metal and D&D and because people thought he was a satanist, he was wrongly convicted of murdering three kids and put on death row. Eddie's story is supposed to weave the satanic panic of the 80s into the plot of Stranger Things, which was rooted in society judging and hating on people who looked different, behaved different, were non-conforming - people like Eddie. Story-telling-wise, having Eddie, who has been established to be an outcast simply because he loves metal and D&D, be hunted by people like Jason Carver only to find out Jason and the other small-minded people of Hawkins have been right all along and Eddie is a vessel/servant of Evil...it makes no sense. On the contrary, that would be a horrible, horrible message to send.

Of course, this is fandom and part of fandom is (friendly!) discourse so this post isn't meant to criticize those who theorize Eddie being Evil. It's just my opinion.

Have a lovely day! <3

[wheel-of-hyperfixation]

//stranger things 4 spoilers ahead ig ??

(skip to the bolded part at the end for my point)

so to start, i would like to say i’m a black woman. i’m mixed, dad’s white mum’s black, and i am very much so not white-passing

so maybe it was just a random rumor but back when casting was being done for st4 i remember reading something about how they were looking for a woc for robin’s love interest. i was so beyond excited— i’m black and queer and starved for representation of interracial couples, especially queer ones. the fact that we’ve got max+lucas is wonderful and i really do appreciate them but having only one of your leads be black isn’t being diverse. i get it, it’s middle-of-nowhere indiana but there are other poc background characters seen a lot so why not have more of your new characters be something other than white, especially if they’re going to be a love interest.

when i was a little, i barely saw black people in relationships on tv. we were not being cast as the leads or the love interest; we were in the background or at best the lead’s “quirky” best friend that was really only there to advance the stories of the white characters around us. i can’t even give you one example of an interracial couple i saw in these productions— i think i can count on one hand the ones ive seen in the last 5 years. this next part isn’t the media’s fault: my parents got divorced when i was really little, my dad married a whites woman and my mom went on to date several white guys who never treated her right. seeing the only white+black couple i knew not work out and not seeing that shown as some possibility in media has royally fucked me over.

if the thing i read from casting was just some bs rumor then fine whatever. i adore amy-beth (who was cast for robin’s love interest) and i’m sure as she’s already worked with netflix before she was a good candidate, but why could the casting department not have found a woman of color to fit their roll, because we sure as hell know the poc actresses are out there just not being given even the chance a lot of the time for these rolls.

even with chrissy who we see have this really genuine connection with eddie for a bit. like i get that she mirrors jason in this very old-fashioned, typical popular “varsity sport bf+head cheerleader gf” dynamic. but hey maybe idk let eddie munson go for not the skinny girl with blonde hair and blue eyes.

and so maybe robin’s out for now, but imagine steve moving on from nancy (finally) at the end of next season and we see him nervous and getting help from robin as he gets ready for a date. we see him meeting up for a movie or something and see his date is a black woman rocking a natural fro (it’s the 80s it’s in style it’d fit so well). imagine the absolute power of this natural girl with steve “the hair” harrington— i mean come on pls they could conquer any hair issue in hawkins.

this post got really serious and then kinda light-hearted but genuinely there is still such a lack of poc representation in media. especially for these huge, successful productions that reach so many people, it really is their responsibility to cast more poc, and not just when a character’s race is the center of their character. let black women be the “it girl” in school. let them be the love interest. let them be in relationships with people outside their own race because skin tone should not be defining the people we’re allowed to love.