#cibseption

[immortalhdildo]

Just a couple posting engagement photos again 🌊💍💑

[thisismyotheraccountbcembarrased]

Community Service

[maddox-rider]

CONGRATULATIONS SUGAR PINE 7 FOR 1MIL!!!

you guys deserve every bit and more :)

[zhenyasaurus]

CM

[ripjaws]

pool boys

[taterbugg-13]

Clayton is so beautiful.

[not-juno-moved]

soo sp7 said theyre considering selling an album and can i just say im really excited to wake up every morning to james saying "thats it alfredo hit the beat"

[whoaa-lets-get-peas]

WHEn they break character 

[pe-channas]

Fake Pine 7

@targaryenrhaegar and I were appalled at the lack of these boys in the Fake AUs so we wrote our own

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What started as petty crime has quickly evolved into one of the strongest gangs in town. Steven started doing small-time crime himself while he was still employed at SourceFed, mostly for fun because he’s got a reckless streak and loves fancy cars. Petty theft, minor car robberies, things like that. After SF ended he realized he could make this thing full time, and started contacting old friends.

Steven: He’s the leader but the other guys would debate that because they rarely listen to him. He prefers to make deals and plan heists but the other guys will often just run in, guns blazing. At the end of the day, though, he’s still ruthless and will do anything for his crew. He is almost obsessively committed to getting shit done and buries himself in work for them. He is the longest-suffering mob boss in history, mostly because of Cib.

James: ex-military guy who’s pretty bitter about his time in the service. He was a Special Ops guy in Afghanistan. After coming home, though, he had no job, was nearly homeless, and was desperate. Steven called him up when he was at the end of his rope and James immediately agreed. Wary at first of the illegal inner-workings of the group, he just ran stuff behind the scenes, mostly helping Steven. After a particularly dangerous job, he throws all care to the way-side, using his SpecOps knowledge to defend the gang. He now is the most fearless and reckless member, the guns, muscle, and intimidator. He’s the first guy in and the last guy out. He’s got connections everywhere, able to get anything the guys need.

Parker: the guy who runs all the fronts that make the group money. Online stores, a psychic’s shop, even a small group of vacation cabins. He’ll often pocket some of the money for himself, and thinks he’s being sneaky about it. He’s not and everyone knows it, but he’s actually pretty good at his job otherwise so they keep him around. The whole group is pretty salty towards him though, especially Steven. Sometimes they drag him along on jobs and he is so out of his element he fucks it up horribly. All the guys get mad at him, even though it was their fault.

Cib: second in command, but it’s pretty much an honorary title because he never really leads. He’s always off doing his own thing but bring back lots of the riches for the crew. He joined because of Steven and is only really still there for him. The other guys are cool but Steven is his best friend, and he’ll sometimes refuse to run jobs if Steven isn’t there. He’s a sniper but will jump in on the action if he’s feeling particularly murderous. Once he started vaping during a gunfight and got shot in the leg, he immediately started yelling at the guy. Steven had to pause strangling a guy to gawk at this guy he calls his second in command.

Jeremy: a mortician and was never really asked to join the crew. The guys get in over their heads once and killed a ton of people. While attempting to hide the bodies in a field they ran into Jeremy. They were all ready to kill him too but he just pulled out a shovel from somewhere and instructed them how to properly hide bodies. All the guys are pretty sure he’s a mortician to hide the fact he’s a serial killer but they never bring it up because they are all scared shit-less of him.

Alfredo: a goddamn enigma. The police don’t know who he is, where he is, or if he’s even real. The guys are pretty sure his accent is fake but they don’t say anything because he once killed 10 guys with a single paperclip.

[sugarpine7who-blog]

Peas, peas, the musical fruit. The more I eat, the healthier I get.

This is what real music sounds like. 

[bottomlurker]

That’s…beautiful 

[immortalhdildo]

i can't stop looking at this

[thisismyotheraccountbcembarrased]

this looks like some sappy teen movie and i'm here for it

[maddox-rider]

Adventures in IKEA

with Steven Suptic and CIB! (Sugar Pine 7)

[palmvibe]

Can someone tell what happened with Devin and Sugar Pine 7. I heard he isn't gonna be in videos anymore.... why?

[taterbugg-13]

i edited these awhile ago and i’m just getting around to posting them. It’s so aesthetically pleasing.