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artofkhaos404 · 5 months
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To all my fellow alt freaks dressed in crust jackets and fishnets on their way to ruin the family Thanksgiving, I salute you. Remember to eat whatever the hell you want, and if anyone judges you, eat them too. Have fun!
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sn0www420 · 14 days
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had some nice big dick last night
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siremasterlawrence · 6 months
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Alternative Lifestyle: My Fallen Angel
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Trapping Angel is the most exciting thing in the world one day when I was laying in the grass of a private garden area on the estate of my old family home as I explained the light of the sky.
The stars in the sky are blowing up in a sea of next in a super crazy storm blowing up in my face as the sky spins giving me a load of a massive headache leaving me spinning in the midst of it.
A shooting star falls from the sky in a golden arrow like hot trajectory smashing in to the isle lawn of my ground as it opens up in to a wide hole growing up covering up all of the land.
The entirety of my home is left in a shred as it dishevels the land roaming under my like a tunnel cracking open with the light burning from under me a strange man rises to the mainland.
Clearly I am lost not expecting to see him be able to stand up tall to full height with these bright eyes, bold expression, and wings that goes for miles and I can’t believe the white light.
I knew I am having a religious experience at this point he stares down at me offering a hand for me to take and help me up to my feet once more and he tightens his grasp on my hand.
“Do you comprehend this experience?”
“This is a religious experience and you are an angel.”
“Absolutely correct! Why am I here?”
“This is my next question”
“You are a chosen one”
“Am I? What is this some sort of hell?”
“Far from it”
“I am here with a offer”
“Excuse me!”
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“One time only”
“I get it”
“Great! Take my hand, close your eyes and make a wish.”
I shake my head sighing a bit taking both of his hands in mine as a flow of energy over took me swirling in to the air with a cooling effect connecting us on one line surging in between us.
Something is off though my mind begins to lose it suddenly my body shoots upward in to the sky as my mind transfers in to my oh so hateful neighbor.
Across the street my soak soars pushes all the way past his window in to his bedroom where he is wasting time standing in front of the mirror posing his body in all sort of position.
The angel frowns knowing that I want to see him pay for what he did to me but he knows the deal it’s to give me whatever I want and whatever I wish to happen plain and simple for me.
Angel stares at me shaking his head he look up to the sky raising his finger in to the air as he waves his hand as the room fades from existence and all his left is three of us in a empty white space.
Mason Anlen suddenly woke up from a true deep soul trance by flailing in to an old and lengthy anxiety ridden panic attack holding his chest, breathing harder and backing in to the chair.
“Who are you ? You did this dweeb”
“Fuck! Stop!”
“How the fuck did you ?”
“Shut the fuck up”
“Bastard”
“Fall to your knees”
“Pathetic! Like the pig you are”
“Make your wish “
“I wish my guardian angel…”
“You cannot place an angel in…”
“Zip it! Immediately “
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“In fact! I wish you would become powerful blank slate to your core replacing Mason Anlen in the timeline”
“Hold on! Now wait just a damn blasted second.”
“I am your lord and Master”
“Obey”
“I…no…aaaahhhhhhh”
“You rewrote the rules”
“I shall commence “
“Oh My God!”
“Can I help you?”
“You corrupted me”
“I remade you “
“In your image “
“I am so powerful “
“You are everything “
“I own you now”
“ I love it “
“I worship you”
“Thank you for this body “
“It’s perfection”
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The end
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blackrosetrades · 1 month
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Cathedral bags are currently in testing and soon manufactured!
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bea-lele-carmen · 9 months
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artofkhaos404 · 8 months
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I want an alternative boyfriend.
Yes, because I think the style makes anyone twice as hot instantly.
Yes, because tattoos and hair dye really do something for me.
Yes, because eyeliner is sexy and lip rings are even better.
But it's more than that.
I need someone who will stay up with me at three am watching thriller movies when I'm hearing things and can't sleep.
Someone who will love swapping playlists, and always listen and give detailed feedback to the song recommendations I send him.
Someone I can paint and cut and pin clothes with, patching together garbage jeans that by most people's standards should have been thrown away.
Someone who will love my look and even give me ideas with it. And will steal my crust jackets so I find him curled up in it on the couch.
Someone who will cut and dye hair with me in the early hours of the morning, laughing at the sleep we're both losing.
Someone who will always be my partner in crime for shows, markets, conventions, so I'll never have to go alone.
Someone who doesn't disapprove of my ideals or try to change them, but who will support me in all my decisions and beliefs.
Someone who believes in the individual and not supporting just any large company; a person who understands my lifestyle and wants to help me learn how to live it.
Someone who will thrift with me for hours and hours rummaging for gold, not standing around staring and waiting for me to get done.
Someone who won't tell me I'm "too much" but will feel more attracted to me the more comfortable and confident I am in myself, whatever craziness that looks like.
Someone who loves what I love.
Believes what I believe.
I want someone to entertain my insanity.
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chocolatepeanutexpert · 8 months
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redvinylkitty · 4 months
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Master Pravus and me exchanged our Xmas pressies on camera on our vlog channel. Wanna see what we gave each other? | Go Here | Thanks for checking out our channel.
--Please don't delete my caption--
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louisetswing · 16 days
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Have you told anyone about your swinging life or has anyone ever talked to you about theirs?
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blackrosetrades · 2 months
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I have been working nonstop to make these perfect. Now that I have made great candles and great pictures, my molds are breaking. I am down to three of them, and I have no idea what to do as my distributor no longer carries the. I'm stressed 😭
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bea-lele-carmen · 11 months
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Many hippies that came to Lund had no idea how to live off the land. Through trial and error – and some help from the locals – hey managed to thrive, wed and have babies. Top: Running water came from two rain barrels in a tree that would gravity feed water to the house. Seated is Dan Mooney and photo is by his wife Claire Quathiaski.
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quintennyson · 10 months
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Twin Peaks 1x04 | Sugar Pine 7: Alternative Lifestyle 1x34
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