#cipher asks

[boiling-with-rage]

I can't believe I'm coming to you with this but.

The sleep entity thing came back last night, and I tried to get a better look at it. You said the one you knew had a triangular head, but this thing just kind of seems to have a triangular shape. Do you think that means anything?

THAT CROSSES OUT THE GUY I THOUGHT IT COULD BE, SO REALISTICALLY IT’S PROBABLY JUST YOUR SUBCONSCIOUS PICKING UP ON YOUR (SEMI)RECENTLY FORMED TRIANGULAR TRAUMA. CURSE IT OUT IN YOUR MIND NEXT TIME PERHAPS AND SEE WHAT HAPPENS

[miyucipher]

trickster jane deserves one of those big frilly clown collars

I totally agree

[thatonecode]

what car seat headrest songs would you recommend? :D

OH YOURE GONNA REGRET ASKING ME THIS !!!!! OHHHHH !!!!!!

im putting a read more link here because this got . exactly as long as i thought it would

okay well obviously to start with i'd recommend "Beach Life-In-Death" from the album "Twin Fantasy" (2018 version not 2011 . i like both versions but the 2018 is better production quality) . this is like . starter pack car seat headrest this song will change your entire fucking life . no dont go look at how long it is . its fine dont worry about it . this was the song that got me into csh its the song ive chosen to be my top song of the year ive listened to it 3 times everyday since the start of the year without missing any times . its a really fucking good song

actually ! that whole album is like . mindblowingly life changingly good and it literally ruined my entire life for . well i havent actually recovered ! months !!! twin fantasy is an album about falling in love with a fictionalized version of a person and watching the relationship crumble . its like . devastating i can't recommend it enough . if youre only going to listen to 3 songs off the album my person favs are "Beach Life-In-Death" (as mentioned), "Nervous Young Inhumans" and "Famous Prophets (Stars)" . also . throw "Sober to Death" in there as well just for fun as a bonus .

Teens of Denial is also a fantastic album i EXTREMELY recommend listening to "Drunk Drivers/Killer Whales" and "the Ballad of the Costa Concordia" . again . lives were changed . "Cosmic Hero", "1937 State Park" and "Fill in the Blank" also periodically live in my mind rent fucking free but yknow . i cant exactly recommend the entire album (EXCEPT I CAN !!! YOU SHOULD LISTEN TO THE WHOLE ALBUM !!!!!!)

moving away from album recs my personal favs recently have been "Crows - Rest In Bigger Pieces Mix" from the album "Nervous Young Man" . what if for just one night you turned into an animal yknow ??? its really good . and the other one is "The Ending of Dramamine" from the album "How to Leave Town" because ive been really Feeling the effects of my mental illness recently . "There Must Be More Than Blood" from "Making a Door Less Open" is also a very good song and SUPER easy to blorbo-ify if i do say so myself . "Over Exposed (Enjoy)" from "Monomania" is also . well . and somewhere down the line you'll look back/and say you did the best that you could and you'll be wrong/you're always wrong . so . theres that

confession i havent listened to their entire discography yet ive listened to twin fantasy, teens of denial, and MaDLO . i think monomania is next on my to listen to list .

some final general pointers if youre new to csh id recommend looking up the lyrics on your first listen through anything because will toledo hates enunciating like its personally wronged him . i recommend listening to twin fantasy alone in your room with all the lights off for peak effect (depression) . a general reminder csh is fucking Awful and i hate it and everytime i listen to it i go i cant believe i enjoy this and that its changed my life . this sounds awful . vast majority of csh songs are over 5 minutes and normally the REALLY good ones are 10+ minutes . you get used to it .

ALSO ! heres an incomplete google doc of my favourite lyics that im slowly updating as i come across them

THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR THE ASK !!! feel entirely free to send me either more asks with any thoughts on any songs or just dm me !!!! i love music so much i would deeply deeply love to talk about music any time :]

[jabberwick]

Human Bill Cipher

(Based on Alex Hirsch's "canon" design)

And just to be clear, writing dissertations at me justifying why he should instead be a conventionally attractive twink will involuntarily cause me to draw him with even fewer teeth.

[derangedorange]

I hope he views fanart like this

[krysmcscience]

I have some questions about karaoke night, Alex Hirsch. Very Important Questions. Which I will happily scream at a poor hapless baby triangle who can have no answers for me, and possibly also does not have object permanence yet.

Follow-up that is I guess suggestive, but let's be real here, Bill's a fucking triangle:

Dude slipped right into his birthday suit, lmao

this is so stupid :D

Anyway, I don't care what anyone says, this brilliant individual knows what's up - Bill is absolutely way more of a monsterfucker than Ford could or ever will be, full stop.

[stemmmm]

scenario in which bill stops torturing him and takes the time to explain what the portal is in terms more detailed than "this will get you the nobel prize for sure" and "im going to destroy your dimension, dipshit"

[stump-not-found]

The way you draw ford and bill interacting always has me giggling and kicking my feet

thanks they make me laugh

[knockknockwhosthereartistism]

Stan forgets they’re old now sometimes

[blabberoo]

Uuhg i was so tired today 😞 i want to do some quick sketches to relieve pain of having ideas stuck in my mind and can't recreate them because of work

(Just stuff related to this comic)

[noodles-and-tea]

Little Stan getting manipulated by Bill has excellent angst potential but consider.

Stanley just, keeps tricking Bill. Because Bill would definitely massively underestimate Stanley and how far he’ll go to protect Ford (like in the actual show). We also know Stanley has the street smarts between the twins and could absolutely tell Bill is full of it.

And because Bill would absolutely loose his mind if he kept getting foiled by a snot nosed eight year old that isn’t even supposed to be here

I like to think that he doesn’t even try that hard he just does not even care about bill

[boiling-with-rage]

hod dog 🤤🤤🤤

WHY IS IT. LIKE THAT

WHY IS IT INTIMIDATINGLY LONG. HOW DO YOU HAVE A CUP OF BLUE. WHY DOES THIS LOOK LIKE I’M LOSING BLOOD AS I OBSERVE THE HOT DOG

WHAT DID YOU DO GAY ORPHAN CANNIBAL

[thatonecode]

i'm interested in "take his name out of your mouth (you don't deserve to mourn)" just for that bangin title

hell yeah !!! this is also part of my dandelion, daughter au this is a side fic that literally wouldn't leave my head until it was at least partially written . this one is just a few of the more important events but written from James' pov because he entered the narrative against my will and wouldn't leave !

i'm not posting a snippet for this one because it's literally like . 1k so you just have to hope i finish it

[thegaymer-c0mms-open]

OMG I LOVE YOUR ART SO MUCH!!!

I wanna hold your Bill in the palm of my hands

I was trying to draw him in Ford's hands but then this idea came to mind

[ckret2]

I suddenly realized that Evil Ford can be easily defeated with the Memory Gun, since he doesn't have a metal plate in his head. After all, why would he need protection from his friend?

He has a metal plate.

In Evil Ford's timeline, the fact that he freely let Bill possess him meant Bill could use Ford's body to sneak into dimensions/worlds he'd previously been locked out of.

So to stop this, the Oracle kidnapped Ford and stuffed a metal plate in his head.

Bill and Ford are both very depressed about this.

[glassclownz]

this fucker won’t let me sleep (he’s in my head trying to steal my credit card information)