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FLAT FUCK FRIDAY YOU LOSERS!!!!

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Bellies as erogenous zones. Reblog.

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Thinking about how school really made us all hate exercising

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Dashboard Unfucker v6.1.0

Hello, I have upgraded the script into a state I can call fully functional again!

Depending on your extension settings, you might get a notification for the update automatically, otherwise either go into the dashboard and click on the update button, or reinstall the script from Github

The OTD UserStyle is not longer a dependency, please disable it as it WILL cause broken formatting

Some features are also gone semi-permanently, just because they cannot be made functional in a simple manner again due to changes to Tumblr's internals. If I get enough requests, I'll consider adding them back, but it will take a bit of time

Enjoy!

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Okay if you say so

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Hey. Hi. Hello, I fixed Dashboard Unfucker

A few things still aren't working, but it was surprisingly easy to make it "functional" again! (The code is an absolute nightmare)

Now since this is only a very hacky first draft, I didn't bother to fix the layout yet, but you can use this in tandem for the time being for a pretty seamless transition (and I might also use this to base any future update since it might make it easier to work on it if the graphical and functional parts are separate)

I don't have much time to work on it consistently, so if there are others willing to help, you can always do Pull Requests or report Issues

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Hey btw, if you've even come across that online store called "lavenderconstellation" that sells cutesy or other shit: it's a drop-shipping scam website!

Also, they CONSTANTLY on a "Flash Sale", which is VERY illegal in other parts of the world that are not the capitalist hellscape that is the US

You can find any of their products on Amazon or other websites for cheaper too! Don't buy from them, don't promote them, they are fucking filthy

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I'm getting REALLY pissed off by all the posts immediately assuming Luigi Mangione is the shooter with as much critical thinking as the cops that only found the shooter's bag 3 days later

Like, hey, guys, gals and all the others, not only is he only a "person of interest", he looked nothing like the actual shooter's profile. The cops are just gonna ruin a random unlucky bystander's life as a scapegoat and so many people here seem to take it at face value

I hope they never catch the real guy, but also PLEASE don't eat up everything you're told I beg of you, Luigi Mangione doesn't deserve any of this

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HAPPY TUMBLR LIVE DEATH DAY

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Dashboard Unfucker changelog

v6.0.2

Removed a temporary hardcode

Fixed the "Hide Explore" and "Hide Tumblr Shop" buttons

A few minor changes in the text

v6.0.1

Just fixing some links

v6.0.0

We're so back

The script works again! Kinda.

For now, until I figure out the CSS and unravel the code, you should use the Old Dashboard Stylus layout! Otherwise some elements will look broken. There is no plan to support the new layout.

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Some people really have a visceral hatred of reblogging, huh

Tumblr really should've never introduced the like button (or used it as a bookmark instead, which is how these buttons used to work on Twitter and stuff before Instagram rolled around)

This website is tiring and it sucks it's the only half-decent popular place on the internet anymore

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I can't believe they did doomed yuri on screen this week in Lazarus

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German is amazing, you can have someone with the last name HECKMANN

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I fucking hate Steam bundles this shit gave me two different hyperfixations at the same time