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｡o°✥✤✣ How the Brothers react to GN!MC telling a bad joke✣✤✥°o｡

◕Lucifer◕ 

Lucifer has a very bad habit of sitting at his desk for hours which is largely due to his inability to stop anything once he started it, and despite your attempts of getting him away from there, it still hasn’t changed much. So, you changed your game plan: if you can’t get him away from his desk, at least make him laugh, right?! New challenge, same level of impossible. “Hey Luci…~” That nickname alone earned you a frown. “Which Knight invented King Arthur’s Round Table?” With a sigh, he put his pen down and crossed his arms over his chest, “MC, I really don’t have time for this.” “SIR CUMFERENCE!” Although you were laughing, Lucifer sure wasn’t. As a matter of fact, he looked only annoyed, and you won’t hear the end of it for a loooonngggg time. But don’t think you’ve lost! Because in private? He definitely gave a soft chuckle thinking back on that joke. 

☆Mammon☆

Mammon is someone who makes bad jokes unintentionally. He doesn’t even know he’s making them until everyone around him is laughing and that’s what you find most adoring about him. He’s a little clueless, you know? But cutely so. You wanted to make him laugh just as much as he has made you laugh and what better way than to give him a taste of his own medicine? That’s right, you found one of the stupidest jokes in history. “Hey Mammon, what do you call a belt made out of watches?” The second born started grinning, leaning in closer, “depends on, MC! What kinda watches we talkin’?” You rolled your eyes at that but it didn’t stop you from finishing the joke with a grin of your own, “a waist of time!” Mammon blinked for a few seconds before letting out a long breath of air, laughing softly, “pppffffttt…! That’s so stupid, MC.” “Yeah, but you liked it.”

⁰Leviathan⁰

Leviathan takes his sweet time gaming and thus also takes his sweet time to reply to your messages, which you don’t always appreciate. Levi is also relatively easy to distract, though, and if there’s one thing he loves more than anything, besides Ruri-chan, it’s stupid jokes. The amounts of times he’s uttered stupid jokes with his gaming friends or even around the house is more than anyone can count. Not everyone understands his humor, or his love for those jokes, but it’s very clear he likes them. “Hey, Hey, Hey Levi! Guess what a computer calls his father?!” You scared him, in all honesty, and he almost fell out of his chair hearing your voice all of a sudden, “MC? W-Wha---.. I uhm… I don’t know?” You grinned at him before jumping up into the air, making it extra silly, “DATA!” It took him a few moments of just blinking at you, processing what just left your lips, but once he did, “bwhahahahahaHAHAHA!” Bingo. 

☼Satan☼

Satan was a little on the tricky end. He can be very funny, when he wants to be, but most of the time, he prefers to keep up that serious front. OR! He shows the type of humor that makes you wonder if he’s not actually a serial killer, or a psychopath, or runs his own cannibalism factory. “Hey Satan, what do you call a person with a briefcase in a tree?” Just get straight at it; don’t waste his time. He doesn’t even glance up, though, completely unimpressed. “A branch manager.” You gasped; how could he know that one? No way! “H-How did you already know that?! Satan!” A soft chuckle did escape him, although it’s more so because your want to make him laugh amuses him, “I read books, MC. If you think I don’t have at least one on terrible jokes, you’re mistaken.” 

♥Asmodeus♥

Asmodeus was a sweetheart and definitely the kind of person you want around when you’re planning to have fun, but that doesn’t mean he has the best jokes in tow. He’s just naturally funny, you know? The kind that makes you feel at ease and like you can let go, not the Levi kind that comes at you with the ‘what do you call…’ jokes. However, that doesn’t mean you can’t! “Hey, Asmo~ Why did the coffee call the police?” Confusion rushed over his face for a moment before he gasped and pointed softly at you, “because it got mugged!” A soft pout spread across your features at him knowing the joke but… he’s still laughing so it’s worth the miss, right?

§Beelzebub§

Beel… oh the sweet baby. Not really. He could easily break someone if he really wanted to, but he’s also the one with the softest side so thus he's baby. Problem is, babies don’t always have the brightest brains, do they? Beel is funny in the sense that he never realizes that things he does or says are funny. He’s the clueless funny, which makes things funny to you. So easy to get him confused. “Hey Beel… do you know how many tickles an octopus can take?” The giant shook his head, holding his stomach at the mention of octopus, “no but now I want an octopus…” That in turn made you laugh a bit, “TENTACLES!” Beel just looked at you confused before his pout of hunger sets in, “... do you think I can get ten octopuses, MC?”

▽Belphegor▽

Belphegor has such a bad sense of humor, he rivals Lucifer. It’s not even that he can’t laugh; it’s that Beel is usually the one to make him laugh OR it comes down to something bad happening to someone else. That’s what makes him laugh, although you’re trying to prove that that’s not the only thing that can make him laugh. You shook him awake one morning, whisper-yelling, “Hey. Hey Belphie! Have you heard the joke about the bed?” A groan erupted from the demon, who turned around to try and get away from you, “no, MC. I don’t care…” But you pulled him back toward you before taking his pillow and throwing it, “that’s because it hasn’t been made yet!” Terrible? Yes. Fitting for the situation? Yes. Will you need to run for throwing his pillow? Maybe…

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