#cle0r

[catb-fics]

And these too 😍 thank you lovely xxx

[cle0r]

Thank you @bitoffocus for the tag!!

I never usually do these but love seeing everyone else’s. I decided to do mine and tag my fave mutuals/accounts so you can have a face to my blog/unhinged comments hehe!! 🫶🏼🩷

@catb-fics @jhangelface0523 @icouldntfindquiet @homesickwhispers @pacifymebby @pacifierbby @wefashionablyfutile

[your-divine-ribs]

I finished Red the other day and have just finished ALL the head canons/kinktober/nsfw alphabet for red van😭 I am obsessed with red van. Going to start devil next door again and read all the headcanons after😭

You are doing the lords work thank you🙏🏼 Also please please please finish Red🥺 (we can give you ideas and inspo!!) also I can’t find the kinktober ‘anything’���🥺

Hello love ❤️ thank you so much for reading my stuff, I really appreciate it and you have no idea how happy your lovely comments make me! I’m definitely coming to you for some ideas to help me finish off the story. I can post Anything later in the week too 😘 xxx

[your-divine-ribs]

@cle0r this reminded me of what you said the other day 🤭

reading smut in public without showing an ounce of emotion like the lady that I am

[catb-fics]

The first clip…why they gotta be so sexual with it😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩 I want Van to lean on me like that 💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊

https://vm.tiktok.com/ZGeTcLum6/

Awww that first clip I love it! ❤️❤️❤️

Source

[your-divine-ribs]

No pressure but are you posting anything for Halloween? 🎃

Hello love, happy Halloween! I did get a request from the lovely @cle0r and I’ve started writing it from this and a few other things we talked about on the slut blog 🤭 It’s not ready yet though. Life is so busy right now and as per usual I’m slowwww af 😭

I also wanted to write a little Dad Van blurb about looking for monsters which I’ll hopefully do soon.

I’ll post part of the Halloween fic under the cut if anyone wants a peek…

Van swore that you did it on purpose. Parading around in front of him in the skimpiest of outfits, winding him up all tight and lustful until he was a seething ball of frustration. He swore you knew exactly what you were doing, your little shows perfectly timed for maximum teasing, usually when you were out in public or with company so he couldn't do a damn thing about it.

There was no mistaking it. You were a fucking tease... but he loved it.

"Why ya gotta wear that little thing huh?" His eyes are hooded and dark as he watches you from across the kitchen as you upend a bottle of vodka into the Halloween themed punch bowl.

You smile to yourself as you place the empty bottle down on the table with a flourish, turning to face him as you do, giving him a little twirl for good measure so he can really appreciate your outfit... or lack of it.

"What d'ya mean why have I got to wear this? It's fancy dress isn't it? It's my costume. I like to make an effort unlike some people..."

You arch an eyebrow pointedly as you let your gaze trail down his body, taking all of him in as he leans back casually against the kitchen counter. He's dressed in his usual uniform of skinny black jeans and a black shirt, not a hint of any kind of Halloween themed prop or decoration in sight.

"I already told ya, I'm Dracula!" He grins, baring his teeth in a ridiculous scowl that makes you giggle. "And what're you supposed to be? An angel or summat?"

"How did you work that one out?" Your voice is thick with sarcasm as you roll your eyes dramatically. "What gave it away? Was it the halo? Or the wings?"

He huffs, folding his arms across his chest, his eyes lingering on the indecently short hem of your silky white dress. "Thought angels were supposed to be pure though?"

"Don't you like it?" You pout, shifting your shoulders to give your sparkly white feathered wings a shake, hyper-aware that any minuscule movement in your tiny dress is a risky mission the way you're practically spilling out of it. Van's eyes immediately flick up to your cleavage, his longing intensifying. You know full well that if you weren't expecting thirty guests through the door at any minute he'd have you bent over the kitchen countertop right now, your dress hitched up haphazardly around your hips whilst he pounded you into oblivion.

The thought inspires a warm ache between your thighs but you ignore it. Teasing Van is your favourite pastime. He's so easy to rile up and you know that the longer he has to wait the more horny and frustrated he'll become, and the more desperately that he wants you the more satisfying your reward will be when you finally give in and let him have his wicked way with you. You need to wait though, you have a Halloween party to host. And besides, there's a little secret that you want to confess to your boyfriend tonight, an admission that you know will make the end of the evening even more memorable for the both of you.

"I love it babe, of course I do, ya look stunning as always. Thats a gorgeous dress, there's just not much of it, that's all." He frowns lightly as he's appraising you, and you know exactly where his mind's dwelling. He's imagining other eyes on you tonight, lustful, hungry eyes. Even though your mutual friends would never overstep the mark or blatantly check you out... they're definitely not creeps... he knows that some in particular won't be able to resist a few appreciative glances in your direction.

"Don't see why that's a problem," you reply. "You know it's all for you."

You step towards him then, pressing your hips against his as you drape your hands over his shoulders. "They can look but they can't touch... but you can touch. You can touch anywhere you like later... you can do anything you like to me..."you lean in to press a lingering kiss to his lips, pulling away to add with a smirk "... if you're a good boy and you let me enjoy my party."

"But babe..." he groans, hands locked on your hips as you try to step back. "Are you sure you wanna go ahead with it? The house is just gonna be a mess afterwards and we'll be feeling rough tomorrow. It's not too late to cancel." He raises his eyebrows suggestively, full of innuendo. "We could make it a party just for two... curl up on the sofa and watch some scary movies? It'd be dead cosy."

You shake your head emphatically, placing your hands over his and exerting pressure so he'll loosen his grip. "Va-an, I've been planning this party for ages and you know I'm really looking forward to it. I'm not gonna go and cancel it just because you're feeling horny. And besides, the guests are gonna be here literally any minute."

And as if on cue the doorbell rings... or rather the chilling sounds of Toccata in D Minor ring through the house from the Halloween themed door chime you've installed especially for the party.

You clap your hands in delight, ignoring Van's grumpy frown. You love Halloween and this is going to be the best night ever... you just know it.

[icouldntfindquiet]

Thanks for the tag @faaallout! Doesn’t really look like me but there you go. 😆

I’ll tag: @soundcheck26 @bluevannn @bea7 @aestheticindreamlands @lu62 @cle0r @steppedoffaflight @breezerbabe7 @caudalluring and anyone else who wants to do it!

picrew tag game!

found this picrew and wanted to start a chain cuz why not <3

tags 🏷️: @catb-fics @icouldntfindquiet @lydianthunderpole123 @pacifymebby @vanmccannonlyfans @youlovehermadly @one-point-perse-pective @theeleventhhour

[icouldntfindquiet]

tag 10 people you want to get to know better

Thanks for the tag @obi-wanakenobi! 🥰

relationship status: Things are complicated with Van McCann 😂

favorite color: Purple 💜

favorite food: I love Asian, Italian, and Mexican food. I’ll eat anything as long as it tastes good!

song stuck in your head: We Are The Champions by Queen because my coworkers were singing it.

last thing you googled: We Are The Champions to see who it was by. 🙈

time: 6:57 pm

dream trip: Anywhere in Europe that I haven’t been before.

last book you read: The Wee Free Men by Terry Pratchett. Currently reading A Hat Full Of Sky now. I’m almost done!

last book you enjoyed reading: The Wee Free Men. I just love it.

last book you hated reading: I’m sorry @hankmoonbeam but I read a bit of Writing Fiction and couldn’t get into it. There’s something about the way she writes that makes me think of college textbooks. 🙈

bonus!

favorite to cook/bake: I don’t cook as much as I should and I’m not a baker at all. I’m really good at soups though!

favorite craft to do in your free time: Is photography a craft? If not, maybe drawing but I don’t draw that much. It’s more like doodling.

most niche dislike: What does this mean? I guess rude people.

opinion on circus(es): I’ve never been to one but I’d like to go someday.

do you have a sense of direction: Sometimes 😂

Only do it if you want! @missjoyrose @hankmoonbeam @youlovehermadly @faaallout @catfishandtheboobtrotters @vanmccannsfridge @callmebymym @theeleventhhour @somethinglikethatyeah83 @daisycatgraph @followtheheartibelievein @bea7 @aestheticindreamlands @losingnights @steppedoffaflight @cle0r @lu62 and anyone else who wants to join!

[theeleventhhour]

song titles challenge!

Thanks for the tag @fluctuatte! Always wanted to do one 😚

✨ rules: make a new post and spell out your url with song titles, then tag as many people as there are letters in your url ✨

T: Torna a casa - Måneskin

H: Hourglass - Catfish and the Bottlemen

E: Eleanor Rigby - The Beatles

E: Everybody Wants To Rule The World - Tears For Fears

L: Layla - Derek & The Dominos

E: Every Breath You Take - The Police

V: Viva La Vida - Coldplay

E: Enemy - Imagine Dragons

N: Nico and the Niners - Twenty One Pilots

T: Totally - Inhaler

H: Happier Than Ever - Billie Eilish

H: House of the Rising Sun - The Animals

O: Old Yellow Bricks - Arctic Monkeys

U: Under Pressure - Queen

R: Run - Hozier 

I have 15 letters why that long??? 😂 I don’t know/remember if you did this but i’ll tag @icks4van @catfish-and-the @inthecrystalofadream @followtheheartibelievein @soskiszka @cle0r @youaresympatico @youcanfallasleepinmyjacket @breezerbabe7 @pacifymebby @streelightscarryushome @icedindie @ifluctuateaboutyou @poison-aconitum @missjoyrose

[thevilhaslanded]

thanks for the tag @catb-fics 🥰

1. Billy (yeah yeah yeah) - inhaler

2. Fluctuate - catb

3. Midas - wunderhorse

4. Bug - fontaines dc

5. When it breaks - inhaler

6. Overlap - catb

7. Starburster - fontaines dc

8. Sidetrack - catb

9. Teal - wunderhorse

10. Can't stop - rhcp

@youlovehermadly @catbottlefan @attaboylew @cle0r @worldofyasmin @azulala17 @castaway68 @thatsabi @cuntbitchandthebottlemen @pinklleemonade @manipulated-daydream @bitoffocus and anyone who wants to 💖

music shuffle game

rules: shuffle your ‘on repeat’ playlist and post the first 10 songs, then tag 10 friends to do the same

thank you for the tag @moonymoom <3

Nights Like These - Pigeon Pit

What's My Age Again - Blink-182

Last Kiss (Taylor's Version) - Taylor Swift

brutal - Olivia Rodrigo

Smack That - Akon, Eminem

That's So True - Gracie Abrams

I miss you, I'm sorry - Gracie Abrams

Teenagers - My Chemical Romance

Cocoon - Milky Chance

it boy - bbno$

(i'm sorry, i can't stop laughing this is the widest variety but it's also so entirely me)

np tags: @ixekizumab @starsandsnakes @arviyya @claudthecat @mywifeisaworm @anotheronebites-the-dust @my-castles-crumbling @shoopsthereitis @violetwhisperswolfstar and @vanitatum-vanitass

[antonsuncemotivation]

Війна, страждання, сум, смуток та журба, Багато лиха так накоїла вона, Сусідка наша вередлива і зрадлива, Не мита, не поголена, і в середині забита. Сльозами очі наповняються так часто, Неначе саме серце плаче, Стискається від хвилювань За рідних, близьких, за знайомих, Що взялися нас всіх захищати, Всіх тих чужинців видаляти З нашої рідненької землі. В ранці, в день, в ночі Шукаю в Бога помочі. Хитає все і всіх, Шторм на мить затих, І знову буревіє рве все навкруги. І я тону, я захлинаюся, не має сил гребти. Проходить ніч, темрява відступає �� проміннями ранкової краси. В душі моїй всі болі, страхи замовкають, Я рухаюсь в надії до мети. Біжу свій біг, Лечу я з дому на роботу, Біжу з роботи я у дім, Гремить життя, циклічні всі щоденні ті турботи, І мир знахожу лиш у Нім. 23:57 Неділя 27.11.2022 Автор: Антон Сунцов https://www.instagram.com/p/Cle0r-Wq62B/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

[catb-fics]

BEST BIRTHDAY GIFT EVER. THANK YOU VAN MWAH🥰🥰

It’s your birthday today? Happy Birthday my love, hope you have the best day ever and are doing something nice. I wish I could parcel up some Van kisses and cuddles and send them your way! Lots of love ❤️ xxx

[catb-fics]

Got to the queue at 11 and there’s only like 30 ppl here!! Just heard a drum sound check of longshot and Kathleen. There’s no toucans on stage!!!

OH MY GOD YOU HEARD SOUNDCHECK!!!

Thank you for the update lovely and I’m so pleased that you got such a good place in the queue 🖤

Can you actually see the stage then? Can you see anything else? 👀

[catb-fics]

I’m done with being confused about eveything…I’m just gonna go back to loving van. I miss him and need to get lost in him again to get away from all the other madness. Here’s my fave pics/gifs on my camera roll tohelp me get back to falling for him❤️‍🩹

(It won’t let me put all my faves so I’ll send another ask and can you pretty please add them thank youuuu love youuuu)

Hiya love I think we share one catb-shaped brain ha ha as some of these are my faves too 😍

Thank you for this lovely photo dump and the sweet message. Big love 💖 xxx

[wefashionablyfutile]

Thanks for the tag @refridgerateher

Last song I listened to :

Barely Legal -The Strokes

Currently watching : The Sopranos

Currently reading-

I'm not with the band : A writers Life lost in music , Sylvia Patterson

Current obsessions :

e-bay , pilates , going to the beach

Sweet , salty or savoury? :

I agree where's sour?

Relationship status :

Very single and glad to be 😄

Favourite colour :ooh electric pink!

Last thing I googled:

Rainbow brite mini rainbow dolls 😄

No pressure tags 🧜‍♀️

@hypersonicmissiles , @cle0r , @the-leveller , @love2-all , @catb-fics & whoever else wants to :-)

nine people i'd like to know better

thanks for the tag @rorylover71

last song i listened to: apple - charli xcx

currently watching: finished the newsreader s2 and now i’m about to start interview with vampire s2. can you tell i’m obsessed with sam reid?

currently reading: honestly nothing and that’s so bad, i just don’t have the energy at the moment 😬

current obsessions: lewis pullman, courtney eaton, wolf alice and hockey. so the usuals, nothing really has changed since i last did this 😂.

sweet, salty, or savory?: sweet!

relationship status: lol single

favourite colour: green

last thing i googled: it was about the weather 🤦🏻‍♀️

no pressure tag: @fadeintoyou1993, @lila-rose, @floydsmuse, @catb-fics, @icouldntfindquiet

[catb-fics]

Was looking at edits earlier and had a little cry in bed😭. I get so emotional looking at older content and then the new content🥺 so much time has passed, so much has changed with them and me but yet my love and adoration is still there and growing❤️

Don’t be sad lovely 😭❤️❤️

It is funny looking back isn’t it? I never really thought I’d be a fan for so long and such a huge fan either when I first discovered the band but here I still am too! I can’t remember whether you told me before how you got into catb - sorry if you did and I can’t remember. How long have you been a fan for?