#cleptomane

[tinxanax]

Qualche mese fa ho preso un gatto. Arturo. Aveva un mese quando l'ho preso. Ha un vissuto triste. È stato abbandonato più volte poverino.

Vivo in una zona tranquilla, ci sono un po' di campagne intorno a casa mia, poco passaggio di macchine. Mi sento sicura a lasciare che i miei gatti vadano in giro per il quartiere. Ma il problema è dei vicini, non mio: credo che Arturo sia cleptomane.

Nelle prime settimane, mi portava a casa calzini di bambini. Perché Arturo ha sempre avuto una fissa per i calzini, prende anche i miei dallo stendino. Dopo 4/5 volte non l'ha più fatto. Poi ha iniziato con delle mutande. Sempre di bambini deduco data la taglia e le stampe dei supereroi.

Oggi, poco fa, vado in bagno. Mia madre inizia ad urlare "No Arturo no" corro a vedere. Torno e trovo mia madre che ride. La guardi perplessa. Allunga il dito e dice "pensavo fosse un topo". Seguo io suo dito. Indica una pantofola grigia col pelo, vicino alla TV lasciata lì dal gatto. Io perplessa. 5 minuti dopo, Arturo, arriva con l'altra pantofola in bocca. E nulla, ora ho due pantofole di bambin* in soggiorno.

[cosevita]

Zora non parla italiano, ma ha tantissimo da dire. Dall'ex figlio cleptomane ucciso ingiustamente in carcere al dover fare la carità per sopravvivere, lei ha viaggiato sullo sconnesso tutta la vita. Guarda la sua storia ora

» https://youtu.be/thGOENIynBw

[tinderbox210]

I really love the little conversations during hyperspace jumps, especially the ones with Nix and ND-5. I love how quickly Nix has adopted the droid as its 2nd favorite person in the galaxy after Kay.

Also the little head nudges Nix gives ND when he's [spoilers].

[sparkly-skies]

@morbid-things pspsps I should have gone to bed long ago but I saw you reblog something about Tommy in a barbie house or so

Unfortunately, this is the best I could do with the outfits for ICIP outfits 😔 I did make this Tommy though before I remembered ICIP existed:

They're engaged but not married. I did make it so that Jere could get pregnant though, specially for you. And a little forest with a murky pond, a bajilion mosquitoes, and murderous swans with their friends, the turtles on rotting trees.

There's a bunch of Grim Reaper and evil ghost garden gnomes and an Angry Duck, and they found two gravestones in the woods and immediately went back to playing in the shallow water. The game wouldn't let me send them into the deep water to the unidentified glowing objects or to the angry swans.

[taxidermymaster]

Hi Hunter!

I was wondering where you got all those prosthetics that you stored in your attic...?

"<How do you- ?!>" he bites his tongue abruptly. A reaction is not volunteraly. He quicky regains his composture and stands silent.

He remembers visiting a hospital in the Pale City a few years prior. It was horrible, the man hates the place with a passion. But that one time he was desperate, because he...

Well, it doesn't matter what he did, now. Evidence is shown on his face.

The Hunter grunts and fidgets his gun in hands, not appreaciating uncalled memories.. What were you saying, again?

Ah, prostetics.

"<My family needed it. I needed it.>"

He says slowly, almost clearly.

If the vermin(you) sneaked into his house, you must have seen them. His beloved family, his only company in this solitude. Lacking body parts himself, he couldn't condemn them to the same fate.

The Hunter has a terrible habbit. He just takes what he needs. Sometimes he takes what he don't need, but it won't hurt to have nonetheless. Everything can be used. Better be prepared for anything, rather than deal with unexpectable.

"<The fucker didn't need it anyways.>"

[fangirlforeversthings]

In todays episode of

"temple stories"

Star wars: the sticker wars

Ahsoka running around and placing star stickers on random objects

Obi wan pausing from chatting with windu and fisto: "what are you doing dear?"

Ahsoka pausing for a moment and greeting the trio with a quick nod: "masters hello. Well anakin keeps having his cleptomanic fingers on my stuff, so i told him i'd place star stickers on everything that belongs to me"

Obi wan shaking his head: "you guys could also talk about it."

Master Fisto and windu clancing looks at each other

Ahsoka:"....naah" *hurries back to her task* "So anyway this mug is mine oh and definetly this controller he keeps stealing this the most...*Runs over and places a sticker on obi wans cheek who has gotten back to sipping his tea* *obi just blinking into his tea mug and sighing*

Mace and fisto snorting into their hands barely holding it together.

Ahsoka meawhile pokes her head around the corner yelling: "skyguy i've marked everything mine with a star sticker now, so hands off these."

A few moments later anakin comes around the same corner placing starship stickers on the exact same mug and controller.

Obi: "....Let me guess these are yours?"

Anakin: "yeah from where do you know?" *Casually places a starship sticker on obi wans forehead (who ones again tried to drink his tea) while walking by*

Obi: "Wha..hey Hey!! I'm no...augh *closes his eyes and inhales*" "nevermind obi wan think of your nerves" (to himself) *so he just goes back to actually now drinking his tea*

fisto and mace are now bursting out laughing with anakin walking off

*edit*

Rex is covered and i mean covered in stickers 30% anakin and ahsokas cause they were having a sticker sticking war over him for both claiming him as theirs to death.

The rest is half the armys mostly 501st ones cause everyone keeps claiming sweet pretty rexika as their babygirl property (he is just too sweet shaped to resist)

Cody has one single heart sticker on his helmet cheek that obi wan gently placed on it stating: "i suppose everbody knows it by now but just to be shure *places sticker* my commander *sweet smile*" and walks off while poor cody baby blushed so hard he melted the insides of his helmet💞

He proudly wears that sticker "TO THIS DAYUH!" (His men want to cover him with stickers aswell but no one dares to reach for what the General owns already (also they know, you know?)

Also they are too afraid one tried but cody just gave them one authoritative look through his helmet and that was it "but thank you i appreciate your loyalty respect and admiration" He just said

Obi wan is covered in stickers cause every jedi keeps claiming him as theirs. Either for marriage or adoption.

The most sticked objects in the temple are the best chairs at the cantina and temple Spa.

Most sticked object in the Gar clone barracks and 79s is rex.

[mucillo]

(Per te)

"Per te

sono diventato un delinquente

uno scippatore

un cleptomane.

Mi inseguiranno tutti,

compreso il vigile all’angolo,

il professore di buona condotta

e il sorvegliante.

Per te

ieri pomeriggio

sono diventato un ladro di fiori".

Jairo Aníbal Niño (Colombia, 1941-2010),

[ask-princessandromeda]

HI! 👋

How the freak do you convince someone that you TOTALLY didn't steal all their eyeshadow...? One of the Aphrodite ki- *gets smacked in the face with lipgloss*

Luke: So Apollo kids have cleptomanic tendencies now, too? What’s happening at CHB?

Silena: Never steal an Aphrodite kid’s eyeshadow. You learned that today.

[lamentiino]

Comunque raga sono cleptomane è assodato

[aslothsideblog]

Pelù piccolo cleptomane, regalaci emozioni!

[captain-mozzarella]

I need to know more about your clone ocs beside Sock

please

they seem so cool-

Ejahrkabkfnwkfnwi GLADLY

So most of my clone ocs don't have a developed personality because I just spend my day thinking of dog names and then going "oh new clone oc just dropped"

SO I'm dividing this into clones who have names/stories/funny gags and the clones who just have names who I will do something with if I remember

Clones with ✨flavour✨:

So ofc there's Socks, my dear beloved Socks who knits not just socks but also sweaters and scarves and so on an so forth. We love him. He's the "youngest" of his batch.

Puppeteer, or just Pup, is Socks "twin" (in the same sense that echo and fives are twins) and he LOVES telling stories, often based on shenanigans that often happen but with more fantastical and dramatic twists. However he refuses to tell/preform his stories without sockpuppets made by Socks, because it makes Socks happy.

Then we have Clownee, who got his name because someone painted a clown face on his helmet and he was too lazy to fix it. Hes funny in the sense that he's not actually funny at all. One of Pup's sources of shenanigans

Arson!!!! Somehow always manages to set stuff on fire. His armour is very burnt. His brain is very fried. Also Pup's source of shenanigans.

STICKY. He is the older brother of the previously mentioned blorbos. He says his name is sticky because he collects sticks from every planet he visits (safely his from Arson at all times, arson can shove it and find his own sticks) However his full name is actually Stickyfingers McThief and he is a bit of a cleptomanic. He is Socks' source of yarn. Socks thinks yarn is free.

Woffle. (Pronounced: waffle) Missread Wolffes name. Is dyslexic (I'm projecting, I thought Wolffes name was Woffle until I actually heard it)

Balls. Somehow always gets hit with a ball. No matter what. Where the fuck do these balls keep coming from????

Aim (throws balls at Balls)

PB. Hates Jay. Works really well with Jay

Jay. Hates PB. Works really well with PB (socks knitted them a get along sweater. It hasn't worked yet but not for lack of effort)

Clones without flavour✊😔:

Dirt

Spot

Sprout

Chilli

Spice

Grunt

Bite

Byte

Fork

Knife

Spork

And then last but not least the brothers Con and Crete

Socks' batch are all a part of the 212th but the rest I'm probably putting in my jedi oc's own battalion :P except for Woffle. Who is a part of 104th :)

[daniela--anna]

Un tenero cleptomane...😂😘

[acquaconlimone]

Breve storia di Natale.

Ieri mi ha chiamato F, (io e F siamo amici da una vita) e mi dice:

- Ti passo a prendere e andiamo alll'Esp.

F, non ti chiede mai sei ho qualcosa da fare.

- Ok ti aspetto di sotto.

F, assomiglia a GLF ma uguale ed io beh la mia foto profilo dice qualcosa, scendo in strada, F arriva mi carica e andiamo alll'Esp.

F parla molto io lo ascolto da 50 anni, ogni tanto ridiamo.

Parcheggiamo al posto nr. 30 area J, nessuno dei due però ci fa caso e nello svolgimento della storia questo è un dettaglio fondamentale.

L'Esp le domeniche pomeriggio sotto Natale è paragonabile ad un girone infernale ed F è cleptomane.

Fine.

... Adesso ho un mouse nuovo.

[oxygenbefore1775]

just revised some of my warriors hcs and have a question for myself

why the hell does porco in my hcs have such cleptomanic tendencies?

[casual-nonbinary]

spento la TV per ultimo per riaccenderla e trovare un cleptomane

[0diostopostofint0]

non è che sono cleptomane ma un uniposca grande 4€ mi pare un furto già di per sé