#clumsybluscout

[tacetcollis]

✂

Send me ‘✂’ and my muse will kill yours. Right now. Brutally, horribly, bloody. Just do it. - Thanks @clumsybluscout! - Accepting

The rusty, blood-covered blade scraped along the ground, the screech of it echoing off the hotel’s walls. Monsters ran from the sound and the executioner that caused it, but the man who knelt before the bloody red pyramid - the corpse of a dead, smothered wife in his arms - did not run.

P.yramid H.ead hardly minded, for it was his mission to execute J.ames S.underland for his crimes. This was only making things easier.

Still, he came to a halt. The way S.ilent H.ill had seen things, James wasn’t supposed to die this way. He was supposed to remember Mary’s fate, to battle Maria. P.yramid H.ead himself was supposed to just... die, once he was no longer needed.

But the executioner couldn’t help it if his prey had given up, even as the Great Knife was lifted high above the rusty helmet. It wasn’t his job to entice James into continuing.

It was his job to k i l l.

Husband and wife lay together in death, and not a soul would find them. An abandoned town fell silent once more.

[ Game Over ]

[tougherthanjerky]

((PHEW okay so I finally finished up Heather’s profile, as well as Angela’s! Took me fuckin long enough))

[grinningchaos]

👊

SEND 👊 AND I WILL POST HEADCANONS ABOUT YOUR MUSE!

(Assuming this is about Ben)

Benjamin has this thing with cream cheese. Dude eats it on bagels, on regular bread, on sandwiches, on other pieces of cheese... it’s pretty excessive. Even Jeff has commented in the past that “it’s fucking gross”. Ben also doesn’t show any of the weight he would otherwise gain from eating all this cream cheese because he does so much running. Jeff was definitely jealous.

One time, Zalgo tried to get Ben to wear a scarf to soften his look in an attempt to attract more of the ladies. Ben promptly got the scarf stuck in something mechanical, and Zalgo sent him cans of Bonk for weeks in apology.

[decembercamiecherries]

@killuabs, @olivemeister, @fireolin, @dogjpeg, @ambiguoussun, @prettyflower34, @crowsintheforest, @honeybitz, @kigamin, @heinoussparrow, @muffledmelody, @clumsybluscout, @okami2506

thank you everyone for leaving such nice comments for me ;;____;; you’re all amazing <3

[tacetcollis]

“No…?” (James)

One Word Sentence Starters - Thanks @clumsybluscout! - Accepting

Angela wasn’t sure why she expected her rushed, more-than-likely incoherent question to be met with anything but the confused response James gave her. At the sound of her sort of friend’s answer, she felt her eyes become downcast, and as was her custom when faced with any conflict that didn’t immediately anger or scare her, Angela folded in on herself, arms crossed, favorite white sweater tugged tightly around her.

“Never mind. It’s - not important. I’ll - I’ll see if... someone else has one.”

[lovedbyann]

FOR EVERY 🌟 I RECEIVE, I’LL SHARE ONE FUN FACT ABOUT THE MUSE. - Accepting

@clumsycuphead asked:  🌟 for Jon!

Jon loves M.onty P.ython. If he isn’t watching horror, he’s watching one of the troupe’s movies or the TV show. It’s exactly his sense of humor, and he’s taught Moses snippets of “Always Look on the Bright Side of Life.” They sing it together!

[teramxrphus]

☹

☹ Name one person they would kill for. 

“Besides th’fact that I kill people for th’shit’s n’giggles ‘nd because I feel like I need a lil’ snack.. I’d kill for Jinny if she was still ‘round. Hands down.”

[uncannygears-archived]

“Sentry comin’ up!”

@clumsybluscout // Thank you for reading, mate! I’ll look up your blog tomorrow :D

[welcometosiilenthill]

you can tell a lot about a person by the music they listen to. put your mp3 player, itunes, spotify, etc. on shuffle & list the first 10 songs & then tag 10 people, no skipping !

REPOST & DON’T REBLOG !

KISS ~ “Strutter”

Wham! ~ “Wake Me Up Before You Go-Go”

Aerosmith ~ “Dream On”

Mythos ~ “Icarus”

Skillet ~ “Monster”

Foreigner ~ “Rev On The Red Line”

KISS ~ “Detroit Rock City”

Depeche Mode ~ “Personal Jesus”

Gorillaz ~ “El Mañana”

KISS ~ “Rock Bottom [Live]”

tagged by: @officerdxddy

Tagging: @ayanamitype @clumsybluscout @cxsmictxy @exxemplary @marshmallowcrow @meistertod @ophxdian @prvmiise @thestrangetravelingscientist @xendure and whoever else wants to do this!

[clumsycuphead-archive]

Clumsybluscout—>Clumsycuphead

[tacetcollis]

Dibs!!

send me a ‘dibs’ if you are ridiculously attached to me as an rp partner - Accepting

Thank you, @clumsybluscout​! I’d say the same for you! <3

[teramxrphus]

CHARACTER TRUTHS. bold =  always / often  ;   italic  =  sometimes

tagged: @notthebasement tagging: @nunchuckpanther @dennisparryghosthunter @clumsybluscout @rawrsexykitty @prxesul @savageinsanity @whiskyorthedevil (I know those two belongs to the same person but I figured why not tag both lol) @ everyone else who wants to participate! <3<3<3

1.   smoking:   the  action  or  habit  of  inhaling  and  exhaling  the  smoke  of  tobacco  or  a  drug. 2.   binge  drinking:   the  consumption  of  an  excessive  amount  of  alcohol  in  a  short  period  of  time. 3.   drug  abuse:   the  habitual  taking  of  illegal  drugs. 4.   nail  biting:   a  common  body  language  sign  of  anxiety/tension. 5.   lip  biting:   a  common  body  language  sign  of  anxiety/tension. 6.   night  owl:   a  person  who  is  habitually  active  or  wakeful  at  night. 7.   early  bird:   a  person  who  rises,   arrives,   or  acts  before  the  usual  or  expected  time. 8.   negative  attitudes:   a  philosophy  of  approaching  life  with  criticism &   pessimism. 9.   positive  attitudes:   a  philosophy  of  approaching  life  with  optimism   &   confidence. 10.   swearing:   the  use  of  offensive  language. 11.   superstitious:   an  irrational  belief  that  an  object,   action,   or  circumstance  not  logically  related  to  a  course  of  events influences  its  outcome. 12.   inspecting fingernails: a common body language sign of boredom. 13.   scratching  your  neck:   a  common  body  language  sign  of  uncertainty. 14.   foot  and  finger  tapping:   a  common  body  language  sign  of  stress/impatience. 15.   nose  touch:   a  subtle  body  language  sign  of  deceit. 16.   flipping  hair:   a  common  body  language  sign  of  craving  attention. 17.   twirling  hair:   a  common  body  language  sign  of  flirtation. 18.   cracking  knuckles:   a  common  body  language  sign  of  readiness. 19.   hands  behind  back:   a  common  body  language  sign  of  confidence. 20.   finger  pointing:   a  common  body  language  sign  of  authority. 21.   hands  on  hips:   a  common  body  language  sign  of  readiness. 22.   hands  in  pockets:   a  common  body  language  sign  of  mistrust/reluctance. 23.   frequent  touch:   a  common  body  language  sign  of  warmth/familiarity. 24.   throat - clearing:   a  common  body  language  sign  of  rejection/doubt. 25.   jaw - clenching:   a  common  body  language  sign  of  hostility. 26.   eye - rolling:   a  common  body  language  sign  of  irritation. 27.   head - tilt:   a  common  body  language  sign  of  interest. 28.   whistling:   to  emit  high - pitched  sound  by  forcing breakthrough  a  small  hole  between  one’s  lips  or  teeth;   usually  to  a  tune. 29.   humming:   make  a  low,   steady  continuous  sound  like  that  of  a  bee;   usually  to  a  tune. 30.   perfectionism:   refusal  to  accept  any  standard  short  of  perfection. 31.   photographic  memory:   the  ability  to  remember  information  or  visual  images  in  great  detail. 32.   paranoia:   a  mental  condition  characterized  by  delusions  of persecution,   unwarranted  jealousy,   or  exaggerated  self - importance,   typically  worked  into  an  organized  system. 33.   exaggeration:   a  statement  that  represents  something  as  better  or  worse  than  it  really  is. 34.   intuitive:   using  or  based  on  what  one  feels  to  be  true  even  without  conscious  reasoning;   instinctive. 35.   quick - witted:   showing  or  characterized  by  an  ability  to  think  or  respond  quickly   &   effectively. 36.   interrupting:   breaking  the  continuity  of  a  conversation  with  one’s  own  statements. 37.   doodling:   to  scribble  or  make  rough  drawings,   absentmindedly. 38.   irritable:   having  or  showing  a  tendency  to  be  easily  annoyed. 39.   gambling:   to  play  games  of  chance  for  money;   bet. 40.   travel - sick:   suffering  from  nausea  caused  by  the  motion  of  a  moving  vehicle,   boat,   or  aircraft. 41.   sensitive:   having  or  displaying  a  quick   &   delicate  appreciation  of  others’  feelings. 42.   melancholy:   a  feeling  of  pensive  sadness,   typically  with  no  obvious  cause. 43.   chewing  gum:   the  exercise  of  chewing  flavoured  gum  which  is  not  intended  for  swallowing. 44.   fidgeting:   to  make  small  movements,   especially  of  the  hands   &   feet,   through  nervousness  or impatience. 45.   skeptical:   not  easily  convinced;   having  doubts  or  reservations. 46.   neat - freak:   compulsively  obsessed  with  cleanliness. 47.   gossiping:   divulging  personal  information  about  others. 48.   prim:   feeling  or  showing  disapproval  of  anything  regarded  as  improper;   stiffly  correct. 49.   abbreviating:   giving  others  nicknames/shortening  names/giving  pet  names. 50.   having  a  catchphrase:   having  a  sentence  or  phrase  typically  associated  with  a  specific  person.

[oflovesongs]

OC questions: 11!

OC Questions - (( Thanks @clumsybluscout! ))

11. Is your OC really bad at something?

Aaron really isn’t good at adapting to unexpected situations, especially if said situation is a prolonged conversation. The reason why he can calmly talk to people at the Iceberg Lounge is because it’s expected of him for his job - if he hadn’t trained himself to expect patrons to talk to him, he would act very nervous, standoffish, and fidgety. He needs time to calm down if he is going to adapt to something he didn’t see coming, and he doesn’t always have that time.

[teramxrphus]

Tagged by - @notthebasement

Tagging - @savageinsanity @nunchuckpanther @clumsybluscout @dennisparryghosthunter @incursu @grinningchaos and anyone else who wants to do it!! <3

Dating StrengthsDating Weaknesses

1.

Financial Situation - 76.9%

2.

Independence - 71.4%

3.

Adventurousness - 66.7%

4.

Varied Interests - 57.1%

5.

Generosity - 53.3%

1.

Temper - 75%

2.

Negative Reputation - 66.7%

3.

Humorlessness - 62.5%

4.

Shyness - 50%

Dating Strengths Explained

Financial Situation

- You've got your financial situation under control, which is a very desirable quality. Be careful to avoid men who are only interested in your money.

Independence

- Your strong sense of independence comes in handy while dating. You are not held back or tied down; you are free to pursue your interests.

Adventurousness

- You are willing to try new things and be spontaneous. You want to get out there and really live, and you will attract people with a similar love of life.

Varied Interests

- You don't limit yourself, and that's a dating asset. Your varied interests make you available and interesting to a wider range of men.

Generosity

- You are a giving person by nature. Others will see this quality in you and recognize your kind nature. Take care not to let others take advantage of you.

Dating Weaknesses Explained

Temper

- You need to work on controlling your temper. Don't let your anger get the best of you. A calm and rational persona is important when dating.

Negative Reputation

- Your reputation may be working against you. Sometimes this is impossible to control, but try to counter-act it by presenting yourself in positive ways.

Humorlessness

- You need to learn how to take a joke, or better yet how to tell a good one. A well-developed sense of humor is high on the list of desired traits for daters.

Shyness

- You know all too well the limits shyness places on you. Putting yourself out there in social situations may be difficult, but essential to your dating success.

What Are Your

Dating Strengths and Weaknesses

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