#cobalt posting

[shadow-cafe]

Hello and welcome!~

To the Shadowed Cafe! To the Distorted Diner! To the Respite Restaurant! All of these depending on the day~

What is the Shadowed Cafe? It's a Cafe in the Distortion world! A nice Giratina helps us get to those who need a nice place to relax while they're here, Shadows also come here and order food here and there~

Feel free to drop by!~ Humans are allowed to sit in the Cafe without buying anything if they wish~ We have free wi-fi and a machine that helps make air for you to breath. <3

The others will write little intros so you know about them and we will link them here~

Me (Catherine)

Obsidian.

Kichi.

Crackle? (He doesn't work here, just has the account info)

Sodalite. (Not here yet, added preemptively)

Amber.

Cobalt.

Bismuth. (Not here yet, added preemptively)

Part time staff (People who aren't on the account but work here) Hound (On the @pokemonveterinarian account)

//Ooc info below the cut!

//@theshadowqueenofthedistortion here! With @messyzoranablog running this one together!!

//Semi-Serious blog, we will participate in active silliness and also write serious stuff. Will sometimes touch on death, abuse and a few other things, we will tag the serious stuff with their appropriate tw/cw tags.

//No s3xual asks please.

//Magic anons are on but we will be picky with them. Please say who you are directing them to-

//We are very open to crossover stuff! Along with sapient pokemon and other types of blogs!

//Pokemon in this universe have human levels of sentience, however they are aware of places that have Pokemon that aren't sentient, so they won't find that odd.

//Real life animals exist along side Pokemon in their universe, like divergent evolution (not the pokemon thing, the science thing)

//What the tags mean

#Cafe Posts: General Cafe posting. #Catherine Posting: Catherine posts. Written by Shadow #Cobalt Posting: Cobalt posting. Written by Zorana. #Amber Posting: Amber posting. Written by Zorana. #Obsidian Posting: Obsidian posting. Written by Shadow. #Kichi Posting: Kichi posting. Written by Shadow.

#Sodalite Posting: Sodalite posting. Written by Shadow.

#Bismuth Posting: Bismuth posting. Written by Zorana. #Crackle Intrudes: Crackle posting. Written by Shadow.

#Orders to go~: For those who ask for things in the ask box.

#Come on in: The Closed and/or serious RP tag. #//Shadow mod speaks: @theshadowqueenofthedistortion mod speaking. #//Zorana speaks: @zoranaroleplayhub/@messyzoranablog mod speaking #//Mod Reference: Shadow and/or Zorana making references. #//Shadow Art: @theshadowqueenofthedistortion mod art. #//Zorana Art: @zoranaroleplayhub/@messyzoranablog mod art.

//More to be added!

//Do you think I wrote the word posting enough? /silly -Shadow

[shadow-cafe]

I swear you guys are like magic..

( @resonatingradiance )

We are magic!

-Cobalt

Catherine Edit: He's being silly.

We just a wide amount of resources at our disposal ^^

... To put it simply, we have a lot of time and stuff ^^;

[shadow-cafe]

Crackle's lightning sparks are like glitter and are very pretty. :3

-Cobalt

[shadow-cafe]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

-Cobalt

[shadow-cafe]

Might I request an order? Preferrably some pastries please~!

And think Viktor would like any if they were "spooky", but that is not a requirement!

@roguerunawaytrainer

Catherine is normally the one who answers these but she's a smidge busy with answering someone else, so you get me!! :3

I'll pass this along to Amber so they can send you your order!

-Cobalt

[shadow-cafe]

( @resonatingradiance )

How do I literally buy everything on the menu thanks

Oh hello there!! First step would be to order at least one of everything on the menu. Step two would be paying for all of it by giving me all of your shiny things.

Okay, I'm kidding about the shiny things bit of the second step.

I'm going to ask if that's even allowed though since this is the first time someone's asked about it.

-Cobalt

[shadow-cafe]

Ah, hello. This is Martin, over at @faller-fears . If it isn't too much trouble, could we get two cinnamon apple teas? And how much do I owe you?

Hi there!! Orders are coming in kinda fast wow. We can send you cinnamon apple teas!! The price would be [insert price here] for both of them. Is that okay with you?

-Cobalt

[shadow-cafe]

I guess I need to make an intro post for myself? I'm Cobalt!

Pronouns: He/Him

I'm a waiter here because I kept eating cookies while making them. And no I did not steal your shiny object, what are you talking about? I would never do anything like that.

EDIT BY AMBER: Cobalt can and will claim any shiny objects that you've left behind here. That's part of why there's a sign asking you to not leave them unattended.

//Written by the person behind @silveredfeathers!

[shadow-cafe]

Pelipper Mail(s)! The first to come in is a pair of gem apple, accompanied by a small piece of paper with a doodle of Magolor's winking face. The second is the payment, with a 20% tip.

Thank you very much- annnnd the other apple is already gone, knew it ha.

-Catherine

Cobalt Edit: Apples? What apples? I don't know what an apple is, nor have I seen any! Don't ask about the weird gem I have behind me, it's nothing.

[shadow-cafe]

Okok but, hear me out, what if I Pelipper mail myself over, then Pelipper unmail back home?

I’m a fucking genius.

What if the Pelipper doesn't understand the return address? You could end up at your parents place... Or even where you where born at which could be a big issue if neither of those places are close to your current home.

I've also heard some really bad nightmare like stories about people who've tried that since sometimes the Pelipper thinks of it as you should just be... Removed entirely. I don't that'd be nice to see in person.

-Cobalt

[shadow-cafe]

Do you know Sodalite?

Oh, the brown purple haired blue eyed Shadow? Yes I know him.

He's been coming to my office for a little over a week now.

Not saying for what, patient confidentiality and all that~

Though I do wonder why you are asking...

-Catherine

Cobalt Edit: Wait that's his name? He's not good at hiding I can tell you that much. Crackle and I keep seeing him every so often.

[shadow-cafe]

I think I drank too much coffee-

-Cobalt