#colin ritman black mirror

[transfloppa]

is this even anything

[hookhausen]

knowing that not only was i clowned several times for thinking that will poulter was hot as gally in the maze runner but i was absolutely 100% ready to get dicked down by him as colin ritman in black mirror

just to see that ppl now think hes hot??

yall hes been hot that man was fucking GORGEOUS before guardians of the galaxy what were yall on i feel scammed now bc i feel like a will poulter dickrider but ive been here since 2013

[filmluvgraph]

Don't mind me if I'm posting more edits today xD

[adaricruz]

i do luv that everyone’s talking abt will poulter rn but let’s not forget his best role

[officialbananabro]

a departure from my usual endeavours but I had a brief bandersnatch phase a while back and NEVER POSTED THIS??? anyways let me throw some colin at you

[leoritman]

i’ve been wrinting stuff these days yk

[nintendo-killed-atari]

Bandersnatch Fandom, I present to you, the worst idea I’ve made for this fandom

Colin Ritman Nerd emoji

[somin-yin]

Tag Game - 10 fandoms 10 characters!

Thank you for tagging me @agonydearest, this was very fun to do ❤️ Let's see who all your favorites are! These are mine:

Ratan Vaish - Romance Club: Best RC character and LI ever imo, he's a very multifaceted character ❤️ stanning Ratan is EXCELLENT TASTE

Kang Yohan - The Devil Judge: My toxic trait is I might kin him. No, I won't elaborate. He wasn't in the wrong 🤷‍♀️

Light Yagami - Death Note: I have conflicting feelings, I kinda see where he was coming from, did he do it the right way? Absolutely not. Power corrupted him as it would corrupt any human being. It's kinda sad because he had a brilliant future ahead, anyway a very complex character and my DN favourite after all.

Goo Seung Hyo - Life: On my knees for him, big D energy, fits into the category of #GuysIwouldFallFor even if he's morally grey 😂

Cho Sangwoo - Squid Game: Misunderstood, he played the game well all things considered and I will stay on this hill 🤷‍♀️ a very complex character too!

Avasarala - The Expanse: GIRLBOSS, the truest queen of Earth, on my knees for her ❤️ I ship her with Bobbie 😂

Berlin - Spanish Money Heist / La Casa de Papel: A psycho but I like his rants, specially the philosophical ones, I also like his sense of humour, he makes me laugh 😂

Gaius Augustine - Choices Bloodbound: I can't help but feel empathy for him 🤷‍♀️

Colin Ritman - Black Mirror Bandersnacht: He's awesome and I love his demeanor, big D energy too ❤️ I ship him with Stefan

Angelo Lagusa - 91 days - He deserved better ;-; I ship him with Nero

Not me liking all kinds of red flags ;-; or perhaps I just like my men in suit and my women girlboss 😂

Tagging: @beware-of-the-year-2181 @itissnowing @ihatesnitches @jellyjinx @violentinecrl @fantasyoverreality98 @rf-rida @justanotherrcblog @reznorty3 @b1p0lar-yagami @rei-tatsuki @consuelomagdaleno @unsettlingconclusions @nikki-2406

[p4xman]

dm for addy 🔥

[gourmetroadkill]

A few Bandersnatch doodles drawn throughout the last year.

[musicalthought]

remembering will poulter in bandersnatch ........ [REST]

[tmrsunset]

went through my old (last year's) sketchbook so uhm. sketchbook dump! because i don't know what to do with these but i don't want them to just gather dust in a drawer forever.

[ultraintrovertedgryffindor]

Sucking off Colin Ritman while he’s working on his new game….that’s it….that’s my scenario request 😋

hell yeah, sure thang. sorry it's so short, but hope you enjoy nonetheless

Warnings: SMUT (MINORS DNI), oral (m!receiving)

914 Words🤙🏻

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You could hear Colin groaning in frustration from the sitting room. He had been trying to work on his new game all day and was starting to feel stuck. You felt for him, you really did. You didn’t know the tediousness and intricacies of making a game, nor did you want to.

Seeing how tired your boyfriend was all the time did not make you envious of his position. You just wished you could help him. Somehow. To relieve at least a little bit of his stress…

Then an idea sparked in your head on how to do exactly that.

You gently knocked and entered Colin’s home office, wearing a sympathetic smile on your face. “Not going so well?” 

“This goddamn code doesn’t wanna work for me today.” He huffed, tightening his fists in order to keep himself from smashing his keyboard.

You walked up behind him, wrapping your arms around him and resting your head on his shoulder. “I’m sorry, darling.” You rubbed up and down his upper arms, lightly kissing his neck and adding pressure little by little till he sighed. “Maybe you should take a break for a bit? Clear your head?”

“My head’s never clear, I’m afraid. I just gotta carry on, it’ll never get done if I keep taking breaks.”

You frowned slightly, a wrench thrown in your plans. You’d just have to improvise. “Okay then, keep working.” You lowered to your knees, Colin watching you crawl underneath his desk with a confused but amused expression.

“And where are you going then?” He chuckled.

“Nothing.” Your voice echoed from under the desk, situating yourself in between Colin’s legs and rubbing your hands along his thighs. You smirked when you heard him make a surprised noise when you started palming him through his trousers.

“Oi, what do you think you’re doing, love?” He asked darkly, his lowered voice sending a shiver down your spine and made your clit pulse with arousal.

“Don’t mind me, just keep working. Don’t let me distract you.” You stifled a giggle, undoing the zipper and button on his pants, slowly taking his cock out.

Colin let out a shaky exhale as you lightly fisted his cock, grinning proudly at yourself for your ability to make him hard instantly. “I don’t think I’d be able to concentrate when you’re doing that. Oh-!” He yelped as you took the tip of him into your mouth, letting your saliva drip down his dick and using it to pump the rest of him slowly. He slowly lolled his head back up towards the ceiling, letting out a throaty groan as you took all of him as much as you could, the tip hitting the back of your mouth briefly.

“Continue working…” You smirked from underneath his desk, continuing to bob your head up and down his length as you heard him continue to tap on his keyboard with heavy panting breaths.

Colin tried his best to work on that stupid game, but you were making him feel so good he could barely register what he was doing. He definitely was not making progress on the game. He tried to shake his head to get himself to focus, managing to code for twenty seconds at the very least before you started massaging his balls. “Fuck…” He stuttered, his toes curling and clenching his fists, moaning as he grabbed the back of your head to encourage you to move faster.

“Done with the game?” You teased with a giggle, gasping as Colin forced you out from under his desk, making you kneel before him where you were visible, finally seeing his flustered face. 

“Fuck that game. It can wait.” He huffed, pushing your head back down to his aching cock and groaning loudly as you continued to suck him off faster. “Goddamn, you know exactly what I need all the time, don’t you, darling?”

“I try.” You smiled up at him, keeping eye contact with him with tears in your eyes from gagging on his dick, the sight making Colin’s cock twitch in your mouth. “Close, baby?” You teased.

“Yes…” He panted, his eyebrows knitting together as he bucked up into your mouth.

“Come for me, darling.” You spoke breathlessly, moaning around his cock and eagerly awaiting for his climax, unable to stop yourself as you started to touch yourself while you pleasured him.

“Oh, fuck-!” He groaned, his release painting your tongue and hitting the back of your throat. You pulled off of him to show you his cum on your tongue, smiling as you swallowed every last drop. Colin bit his lip at the sight, looking down on you with a blissed out expression.

“Satisfied?” You grinned, standing up and hovering over his slouched figure in his chair, kissing him softly.

“Even more so.” He whispered, grabbing your hips to pull you in between his legs. “You didn’t have to do that for me, you know?”

You nodded. “I know, but I wanted to. You deserve a bit of stress relief, especially from this job.”

Colin pinched your side, eliciting a squeal from you. “Well, now I want to return the favour.” He smirked.

“You don't have to.”

“I know, but I want to. Now go to the bedroom while I finish up here.”

You raised an eyebrow. “Is that an order, Mr. Ritman?”

You moaned as he smacked your ass, his expression turning very serious. “It is. Go now. Or else I won’t be so kind tonight.”

“Promise?”

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mm, to be able to suck this man's cock🥵

[filmluvgraph]

I'm so nerd for Bandersnatch at this point and the fandom is dead af😭why I discovered it so late,hope you enjoy these

[adaricruz]

more stefan/colin stuff from 2021

[prince-of-the-sea]

It's all code. If you listen closely, you can hear the numbers.

I watched Bandersnatch for approximately 40 hours in the past two weeks, i'm obsessed and I need to look at it at all times.