#comedy is an art and u cant rush art

[kierxn-rush]

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« ° B A S I C S ;

name ? kieran alexander rush

nickname ? kie mostly, people aren’t that creative when it comes to my name

when’s your birthday ? 27th of September! I look forward to all the thoughtful gifts you guys are going to get me.

birth place ? los angeles

age ? 19

sexuality ? bisexual

preferred pronouns ? he/him

which grade are you in ? freshman

is your current hair colour your natural hair color ? if not, what is your natural hair colour ? It’s natural but i’ve dyed it before and I could easily be swayed to do it again

eye colour ? blue

height ?  6'1

what are you complimented on most ( physically & persona-wise ) ? physically, probably my eyes. persona-wise? probably that i’m just quite easy going.

do you have any tattoos or piercings ? i’ve pierced my own ear but i forget to wear anything in it a lot, and i let someone give me a really really bad stick-and-poke smiley face on my lower ankle when i was drunk.

if not, would you like one/some ? i’d like to get an actual tattoo one day but i don’t know what of

what do you do for fun ? drink, party and listen to music

what’s your preferred clothing style ? i’ll wear anything that’s clean to be honest

left handed or right handed ? right

when free, people will most likely find you … either in the frat house or in the theatre rehearsing  

« ° P E R S O N A ;

how would you describe yourself in five words ? fun, impulsive, amazing, fantastic and humble

are you a flirtatious person ? yes

do consider yourself unique ? yeah

are you talkative or rather shy ? talkative as hell

biggest dream ? hollywood actor, massive mansion, nice car, lots of cute dogs

are you good at keeping secrets ? not at all but please tell me yours

are you happy ? very

do you consider yourself book-smart or street-smart ? more street-smart than book-smart

main character trait ? impulsive

worst habit ? smoking when i drink

biggest pet peeve ? loud chewers, if you chew with your mouth open i’ll scream

if your life would have a title song, what would it be ? ‘where did the party go’ by fall out boy because i love those 2013 bops

who do your friends compare you to ? i’ve gotten jay gatsby before, but i don’t know if they meant i was just as attractive as leonardo dicaprio or...

life motto ? “damned if you do, bored if you don’t”

« ° L O V E ;

are you in love ? not even a little

do you have a crush ? everyone here is hot so is it fair if i say i’ve got a crush on everyone?

celebrity crush ? too many to list

do you believe in love at first sight ? nah, i don’t think you can know a person from one meeting

thoughts about marriage ? it’s real neat but i couldn’t imagine being married before i was like 40 or something

what does your ideal partner look like ( inside and out ) ? inside they have to be fun, be able to keep up with me and kind. outside i prefer people who are shorter than me but other than that i don’t really care

would you consider yourself a flirt ? a little bit

cuddling or making out ? making out

when i was … 16 i had my first kiss and it was …gross

make out song ? i dunno,l i usually just hit shuffle so it’s either super emo songs or super energetic ones.

turn ons/offs ? turn offs are spitting and burping, turn ons are  humour and taking control

best love song ever ? see: make out songs

dumper or the dumped one ? dumper

ever experienced heartbreak ? nah, not yet

« ° T H I S or T H A T ;

tea or coffee ? coffee

frozen yoghurt or ice cream ? ice cream - i’m not a sadist

chocolat or vanilla ? chocolate

shower or bath ? shower

movies or books ? books but only good ones

comedy or adventure movie ? comedy

day or night ? night

black&white or color ? colour

chinese or italian ? chinese

hugs or kisses ? kisses

spring or fall ? fall

tattoos or piercings ? tattoos

money or fame ? with fame comes money so, fame

romantic cuddles or hot sex ? hot sex

fair or theme park ? theme park

love or lust ? lust

« ° F A V O R I T E S ;

song lyrics ? i cant think of any specific ones, but i prefer meaningful lyrics to generic pop songs

song ? am i pretty? by the maine is on repeat at the minute, but it changes every day

quote ? re: life motto

actor ? leonardo dicaprio

actress ? emma stone

movie ? sweeney todd: the demon barber of fleet street is my all time favourite

book ? the great gatsby or the perks of being a wallflower are both amazing

memory ? there was a time me and my friends all went to this waterpark near where i lived and it was wholesome

joke ? what do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

guilty pleasure ? all my pleasures aren’t guilty

« ° A  F E W  S I T U A T I O N S ;

how would your character react if…

if they walk into the shower and see a huge spider sitting right in the middle of it ? i’d walk out of the bathroom and get someone to get rid of it for me, i don’t go near things with more than four legs

they found out they won the lottery ? probably pass out and then throw the biggest party this college has ever seen

if they find a someone’s wallet on the floor which holds lots of cash ? turn it in after contemplating taking it. i’m a good person i swear.

they hear a knock on their door and when they say “enter” their ex walks in ? hide.

if their house was on fire and they had 60 seconds to leave ? what 5 things would they take with them ? laptop, phone, pictures of my family, wallet and textbooks (they were so fucking expensive)

« ° O V E R - A L L ;

when was the last time you tried something new ? earlier today i switched up my coffee order

would you ever give up on your life if you could save someone else’s with it ? probably not but it depends on the person

are you happy with yourself ? yes

what chances do you wish you had taken ? getting into a performing arts school, but i’m happy here too

what’s the first thing you think when you see yourself in the mirror ? holy shit those are some bags under my eye