#conheads i salute you

[comfycel]

everyone is suffering rn but i am happy because connor gave us a little shout-out 🫡🫡🫡

[taco-belle-of-the-ball]

connor its giving greg talking to congress and i cannot physically take it im going to be ill

[dancefloor]

connor fucking his speech is so funny 😭

[courtofchaos]

My fellow🧔‍♂️ Americans 🇺🇸. It’s becoming 🌬️ clear 🌝 tonight, that as 🔎far as we 👥 can tell 🔮, Mr. Jeryd Mencken 👨🏻‍🦳 will likely be the ⏭️ next president👑of the 🇺🇸United States 🌎, and I 👁️, for one ☝️, wish 🧞‍♂️him ❤️‍🩹well 👍. For although I 😜 set out a clear🛣️ and compelling 🌱 path🛤️, America 🏦, in her divine 😇 wisdom 🧐, has chosen 🍁to take 🍂another🚵‍♀️. Well. 🤞Good 🍀luck. ⛲️ And I’d like 👍 to say 🗣️ to my first 🥇 running 🏃‍♀️mate , who I 👀will not 🚫 dignify with a🙊 name-check, but had that woman 💅not dropped💧 out 📤, and then had 🧑🏼‍🦳 I not ✋had to 🔁 replace her with 🥈another👤 figure who turned 😤out not 🚫to be able to bear🐻 the weight 🏋️‍♀️of public 🕵️‍♂️scrutiny 🧐—Had I 👁️ not been 🔙🔪betrayed 😭 by those two 2️⃣ jackrabbits 🐇, who 🤷🏼‍♀️knows🤷🏼‍♂️? Politics🕴️ of 🤢envy 🤑. Ugly 👾 game 🎰. I 💲happen 💸 to 💰be 💵 a 💳billionaire🪙. Sorry 😔. But honestly, 🇺🇸 America, you flunked 💯 it. I 🤔 guess 💭you’re gonna have to find some 👤 other poor 🤱mook’s 🍼paps 🗻 to suckle 🐄 on. The corrupt 🫏 bipartisan 🐘 system zombie 🧟‍♂️ marches 🥁 on. And so I call 📞out 🗣️to my 👯‍♂️friends 🌛tonight, to my 👨‍👩‍👧‍👦people, I 👄 say, Conheads 🤓, I salute 🫡 you 🫵🏻. And, America 🇺🇸, be afraid 😱. Be ☣️ warned ⚠️ for the Conheads 😎 are coming. 🙌🏻 Thank you 👏🏻. God 🧔‍♀️ bless 🙏 America 🇺🇸.

[leonardcohenofficial]

CONHEADS I SALUTE YOU

[charlestrask]

i love connor. CONHEADS I SALUTE YOU AND AMERICA BE AFRAID BE WARNED BECAUSE THE CONHEADS ARE COMING

[primonizuto]

CONHEADS I SALUTE YOU. THE CONHEADS ARE COMING

[chiefbrody]

“conheads, i salute you.”

thank you so much, king.

[littleoblivions]

conheads i salute you 🫡

[simonandgarfunkie]

i say conheads i salute you. and america be afraid. be warned. for the conheads are coming. thank you. god bless america

[romanken]

CONHEADS I SALUTE YOU! And america be warned. Be afraid. The conheads are coming.

[udurghsigil]

CONHEADS I SALUTE YOU

[cineparadisos]

“CONHEADS, I SALUTE YOU” GOODBYEEEEE