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carrymelikeimcute · 6 months

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Finally watching Happy Valley (for reasons) and finding out that there were whole newspaper stories about people thinking Neil was an EVIL MASTERMIND.

THIS NEIL?

Fuck off, he's a baby.

#happy valley #neil ackroyd #con o'neill #the jumper #izzy babygirl hands #if he is a killer #consider me deceased

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two-hands-toward-the-sun · 1 month

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ma’am i’ll come anywhere you want me to 😭😭😭😭😭😭

#consider me DECEASED #gloria onitiri #hadestown uk #hadestown west end #hadestown #persephone hadestown

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billyharris · 9 months

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The ‘Baby’ heard around the world

#consider me deceased #red white & royal blue #red white & royal blue spoilers #red white and royal blue spoilers #red white and royal blue

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lavi394 · 9 months

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Neil...

#good omens #good omens 2 #good omens 2 spoilers #consider me deceased #i cannot #why #good omens spoilers #ep6 #neil gaiman

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iwishtobeamuse · 7 months

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You know that feeling you get when you just feel at peace staring at the ocean? You’re the human personification of that

🥹🥹 holy frack that's the sweetest thing anyone's ever said to me. Truly and deeply and sincerely, thank you.

#consider me deceased #A puddle

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lee-sanghyeok · 8 months

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Choreography｜BOYNEXTDOOR (보이넥스트도어) ‘뭣 같아’ Dance Practice

#consider me deceased #boynextdoor #video #bnd but sometimes #Youtube

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lvrby-katsuki · 2 years

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"I've never seen you this happy before..."

Here lies one lovesick bitch

#HOW am i supposed to function with THAT #STUMBLING COUGHING PASSING OUT SCREAMING #this line never fucking fails to decimate me #consider me deceased #dead if you may #perhaps even gone #🍞. ∾gie talks #୨♡୧ what a queuetie!

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carnivalcarriondiscarded · 9 months

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more laughingstock pleaseee? 💙 💚

Yes Yes Yes i have this very small soft scribble to offer <3

#if caterpillar not meant to be held... why so narrow....#that combined with the fun fact of 'barnaby bites out of affection' and Ough The Ultimate Fluff In My Heart Of Hearts #i just. their size difference makes me insane #i think about it for more than a second and Oh I Have Stopped Breathing <3 #grrrr RAH RAH AGH OUGH i cant i cant #scribble salad #rambles from the bog #laughingstock #barnaby x howdy #howdy x barnaby #them being so so affectionate with each other is so important to me #like in my head they are Always making some sort of contact #they are mutually like 'hi i love you! you're my personal arm rest / recliner / pillow / etc!'#i think if they had to remain separated but in the same space for more than a minute they'd both break down #no pda in the bodega Does Not Extend To hand/shoulder touches thankyew. or the closet #SORRY SORRY DERAILING MY OWN POST AS USUAL #i just have! many thoughts and emotions about them! consider this as Bonus please!#if barnaby held howdys waist... his fingers would probably touch...#ohhhhhhh minecraft damage noisessssssss im Deceased i am Dead i have Died Violently #i Exploded into blood and viscera and teeny tiny balloon animals and heart-shaped glitter <3

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faggotgamzee · 8 months

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to say that i am so fucking excited for the next couple months of updates is an understatement, we are so close, so so close, at the rate they are updating at we might get to the finale of the demon king arc by nov/dec

#orv #orv webcomic getting 1/5th of the way done 😂#when we get to the industrial revolution arc consider me deceased on every update #punisher? the clock watch motifes? the mirroring from start to finish?#00900

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smimon · 6 months

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FUCKING BIEDRONKA ON HIS SOCKS?!?!?!

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#käärijä #that's it consider me deceased

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formlessvoidbeast · 8 months

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“I firmly believe in Death Of The Author, even when the author is me. So, like, if you take my world and write a pair I would never have dreamed of shipping, that is in the true spirit of fandom and a massive compliment, and I will happily fling myself into the grave to cheer you on from there. “Follow your bliss.”

– Me, last night, explaining my stance on receiving fic inspired by my fic

#life of ts #death of the author baybee #consider me deceased except for the part where I am still around #to be delighted #this of course only applies to fic actually written by a Real Person #AI 'fics' are an insult and a travesty

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incomescrane · 7 months

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excuse me, I'll be over in the corner, screaming.

#bg3 #baldur's gate 3 #astarion #bg3 tav #oc: ebrias #I am dead I am *deceased* they have ended me your honor #the fucking look on his face like he's never considered anyone being gentle to him before #and if this wasn't a cutscene Ebrias wouldn't have let go first #this game man

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evanescentdawn · 8 months

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when i write the sasusaku 😭💞

But Sasuke-kun came back and slowly, achingly, lovingly — they grew close again, got together, and married.

She started to think about children again.

She asked him if he wanted any, knowing the possibility of a no and… being fine with that. Children wasn’t a number one thing in her life. It would be nice but not something she wanted so badly. She wanted to be with him, more than anything.

But he told her yes, quiet, in her room, like it was a word stuck in the back corner of his teeth. His hand holding hers in a tight grip.

They’re in the middle of their journey slash mission outside of Konoha now. It’s been around six months. The whole idea of children is later in Sakura’s child. Back at Konoha. Back where they’d be with their friends and family.

She doesn’t expect this at all.

“What,” Sakura says. She can hear sounds of the cicadas buzzing outside. She can see the doctor’s face. It feels all far away.

“You’re pregnant,” the doctor tells her again.

Sakura looks down, presses a hand over her stomach in a daze. Things happened, yes. They’ve gotten intimate but… they were always careful. Sakura knows it’s never a hundred percent but — she never thought it’d happen to them. It feels unreal.

She leaves the hospital and goes back to the inn, legs wobbly. Sasuke-kun is already back from the market. He pauses sorting through the groceries to turn to her.

“What’s wrong,” he asks, immediately.

Sakura’s face pinches further. She doesn’t know how to bring it up. She doesn’t know how he’d react. They hadn’t prepared for this. Sasuke-kun walks towards her and takes her hand as he pulls her into a embrace. She sinks into it. It’s comforting.

Lowly, right against her skin, he says, “What happened?”

He knows she went for a check up, feeling strangely under the weather lately. It’s always best to get a second opinion, even if you’re a medic yourself. They never thought it would be anything more than that.

She knows she’s needlessly worrying him. She needs to tell him but she doesn’t know how to bring it up.

Better to just rip off the bandaid, Sakura thinks.

She pulls away so she can see his face.

“I’m pregnant,” she tells him.

In the dim light of their room, Sasuke-kun’s face — she won’t ever forget that moment, Sakura tells herself.