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Thorin: So after you stole it you left some money there?

Bilbo: Yes, of course

Thorin: Bilbo, you're a burglar

Bilbo: ...there were my Took and Baggins parts fighting, I panicked

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What if when Frodo and Sam destroy the ring and return to Gondor everyone forgets to tell them that finally Gimli and Legolas are together and then they just kiss randomly and Frodo and Sam are like:

Frodo: WTF SAM WHAT'S GOING ON?

Sam: I DON'T KNOW, MASTER FRODO

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Me: I think I have recovered enough after good omens 2 at this point

McDonald's: *drops a new TV spot in Italy that has Everyday as background song*

Me: ...

Me: Just kidding

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Bilbo: Clearly Thorin doesn't love me, the most romantic things he did to me were literally giving me some cool rocks and braiding my hair

The Company: HE WHAT?!

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Bilbo: Clearly Thorin doesn't love me, the most romantic things he did to me were literally giving me some cool rocks and braiding my hair

The Company: HE WHAT?!

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Comunque grazie a Santocielo sto scoprendo un sacco di fan di Good Omens italiani, adoro

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Behold! 'Tis I, the mysterious Bagginshield Cryptid, returned from the deep woods and here to visit you with another Bagginshield question. . . What is your favourite headcanon?

Choosing ONE favourite bagginshield headcanon is very difficult, but aside from the common ones, there is one of my own that I absolutely love.

I think that after Thorin reclaims Erebor and becomes King, and all the rebuilding and stuff like that is finished and everyone can live their lives normally, Thorin starts again to practice regularly the harp. He loves playing it, it's one of his favourite things to do when he isn't busy with meetings or paperwork. And Bilbo loves to listen to him playing. Harps are not common instruments in the Shire, so he's fascinated, but it's not just that. He loves how Thorin plays it. So he likes to listen to him practice and sometimes Thorin does tiny private exhibitions for him and eventually teaches Bilbo some music theory.

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Thorin: I can't believe it, I've been a pedophile for all this time and I didn't even know it...

Balin: What do you mean? What happened?

Bilbo: *sigh* He found out I'm 50

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X: Oh no, there is this enormous problem in Middle Earth, how will we ever be able to solve it?

Gandalf: I know how we can solve it

Everyone: No

Gandalf: Yes

Everyone: No

Gandalf: Yes

Everyone: No please GanDALF NO-

Gandalf: HOBBITS

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Crowley, going to Aziraphale with a whiteboard and a marker: Ok, so here's the plan

Aziraphale: Which pla-

Crowley: Please, questions at the end

Crowley, starting to draw the steps: So, first of all, I ask you if you want to marry me

Crowley: Then you say 'yes'

Crowley: And then we get married

Crowley: Can I hear a wahoo?

Aziraphale: ...

Aziraphale: Wahoo

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Bilbo: Oh, come on, did you hear him? He's always like 'oh, I'm the most handsome and brave and noble living being that has ever walked on Middle Earth and I like to be annoying and stubborn only because I know that Bilbo will forgive me because he loves me very very much'

Fili: I'm... I'm pretty sure he never said that

Kili: Not even something similar

Bilbo: Really? Oh, well, he would be right if he did

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Thorin: I wonder why I always feel this kind of warmth in my chest when I think about Bilbo, or look at him, or talk to him...

Thorin: ...

Thorin: I must have contracted some sort of illness, I should ask Oin