#convoz

[voidzphere]

R u actually Muslim?

yup !!

[jaeedraszaerysz]

JOHNNY, BAM, STEVE-O, CHRIS AND RYAN WITH A NORTHERN ENGLISH S/O

Notes: this might have some more teesside oriented aspects so I apologise and I try to keep it as neutral as possible while still writing decent shit ✨️

Warnings: swearing, injury (obv u fuckin dumbass), sexual references??

JOHNNY KNOXVILLE

Will 100% dress up in a suit and take you to a fancy ass restaurant while working his shittiest English accent

Got confused as fuck when you started using any slang/roadman terms

Defos uses words wrong

Went round calling everyone wanker for a full day

Thought chav was a fucking food at first defos

LOVES HEARING U SPEAK

will listen to u chat for hours

MY DAYS HES OBSESSED

So let's say jackass came to England yea

And u went up north to visit ur mates and stuff yea

Wouldn't understand a fuckin thing u was on about if u were talking to your mates

Thought a parmo was a sex move and was GOBSMACKED

He defos went to a pub with u and the guys and they got the piss ripped of them by a bunch of sweaty geezas in their 50s 😭

Take him to any beach and you will 100% have to restrain him from jumping of the end of a pier into a bunch of rocks

Caught onto u saying innit so much and now says it unironically and the guys have a laugh taking the mick out of him

Poor sod

But he's devoted to you

Defos would make roadman and chav skits w u outside a maccies or a tesco extra

BAM MARGERA

Asking if u know every single British rockstar to ever exist

Was confused when u told him it was almost 5 hours from London to anywhere near ur gaff

Got scrapped by a bunch of year 7s outside a one stop if u took him to England

Takes the mick out of yu in a cute way

Copies ur words

DEFOS TOLD JOHNNY TO PACK IT IN ONCE AND U WERE FUCKING CREASING

Told him u met Janick Gers from iron maiden and had drinks wiv him in the pub one time and he almost diedddd.

You could defos persuade him to dress up in a Adidas traccy and run fru ur local shopping center screaming sweet Caroline and tripping over eachother

you took him to hmv?

Big mistake

He never wants to leave

Defos has all the badges and posters

Spent an hour minimum sat on the floor with you looking at the band t shirts

Would complain constantly about weather but would kiss you in the rain

Got stuck in a shitty kids swing at the park

CHRIS PONTIUS

Lives for your voice

Copies ur every word

If u took him to ur hometown he would cling onto your arm and NOT let go

Called someone a geezer at a local boots and got scrapped

Yano them rando tarzees kids make out of rope and stuff but their always like 50 meters of the ground?

He found one

Jumped off

Flew like a mufucken bird

BEANS ON TOAST

WHAT AN INVENTION

His mind was opened to the 4th dimension that day

Imagine he pulled a party boy stunt in the town center

GOT CALLED A NONCEWING BY A BUNCH OF CHAVS

Wore a tie everywhere u went while u were their

Says oh my days religiously now

Fails a stunt? Oh my days

Trips? Oh my days

Bam pulls a rocky on him? Oh my fucking days

LOVES YOU SM THO

His little English, tea drinking princess

STEVE-O

Steve-o lived in England for alot of his childhood, always on the move so he was a bit more calm than most

BUT CAUSE HE WAS FROM DOWN SOUTH AND YOU UP NORTH THAT DONET STOP HIM

makes fun of northern chavs and compares them

Says the North is like a diff country all together js on account of the people and the weather

Thinks ur footie teams r shite

Defos got kicked up the arse for that one

Meal deals man

His fave thing after you

Esp from tescos

LYNX AFTERSHAVE IS HIS THING OMFS

Understands some British slang but is still confused by majority of ur convoz with people from ur home town

TAKE HIM TO FLAMINGO LAND

INSTANT MAYHEM

Sold gimicky vapes to some year 8s and fucking pissed himself laughing when they realised

RYAN DUNN

Swears at everyone with "posh words"

Wanker, bell-end, twat, muppet, cunt.

Picked up the accent on the words too

Fucking fab tha

GOT APPROACHED BY A PROZZIE

was terrified

Defos asked where her teeth were and got chased off

Thinks corner shops in England r the best thing ever

Manjaros? The takeaway not the mountain?

LOVED IT

DONNER KEBAB ✨️💅

Has been chased by council estate grannies for shoving you into people's gardens

Sat with you at the top of those shitty rope climbing frames in the park and u had a legit romantic moment

SPOILER ALERT! bam got photos of u kissing up there

Yano them random tunnels under the main roads yea?

Went down them wiv u and u ended up in a field with him laying on your chest and looking at the stars

[jude-thedude98]

When u find sum1 to hav great convoz wit like @dreamydespair it's like swordplay.

- Wordsplay

– Touche

— Toupe

– Today

- Grateful 2 change

Wait.

2 CHAAAAIIINNNNZZZ?

Nope but but 2 watch how things slide in and out of ur life like 2 bracelets.

Locket.

Stop it.

Nose goes.

1

2

3

Not it!

Hold up!

Bubble pop it!

X change it

From p 2 b

Wait

Pb?

Where's the j

Lyricist I hear this n every sort of way

Wordsplay

Lyricist I said

I'm smoking

The j

At the b p

Gas station

Words play

Sword play

Words

Swords

Drow

Funny how that goes

Hm?

[amugoffandoms]

TIMELIEN CONVOZ ARE DONE LETS FOGLK

[malewifemaki]

Imagining all the fun convoz n topicz i cudve come up w if i have access 2 weed again.

[red-viewe]

THE CONVOZ BETWEEN MY MOOTS AND OHER MOOTS ARE ALWAYS SO ENTERTAINING I FEEL LIKE IM WATCHING THE JUCIEST RAP BATTLE

[vivid-badsquad]

convinced babies and toddlers have a secret language mostly cuz i know how to speak it i just dont know what im saying and i just have to take a guess with my blabble

oh my god no fr... i uzed 2 have like full blown convoz w my nephew AND niece when they were babiez by juzt Making Noizez (i waz their fav)

[ifaabeyo]

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#Repost @cjallentoo with @get_repost ・・・ Give thanks to the ancestors this day and every great day. Reposted from @revolutionary_minds_ ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- . . . . . . . . . . . . . . __ #convoz #ankhlife #nuafrica #numoney #blackwealthmatters #powernomics #buytheblock #ubuntu #howtohustleandwin #ittakesavillage #blackwallstreet #blackconsciousness #killermike #davidbanner #thegodbox #drboycewatkins #unapologeticallyafrikan #unlearnandrelearn #dramoswilson #knowledgeofself #webuyblack #buyblackeconomics #originalpeople #groupeconomics #buyblack #blaccnobility #devlincarter #angelayee #djenvy #charlemagnethagod (at New York, New York) https://www.instagram.com/p/B2CXMajHGcs/?igshid=1nfr7xcgp9vhd

[campuslately]

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HERE’S THE INFO to ENTER: 👇🏾👇🏾👇🏾👇🏾👇🏾👇🏾👇🏾👇🏾👇🏾👇🏾👇🏾👇🏾👇🏾👇🏾 Attention entrepreneurs! @chamillionaire, @e40 and @joinrepublic will be INVESTING $25k in a minority or woman founded startup so watch the entire video for details. Download the @convoz app and pitch your company to participate. Good luck! Tag someone that you think needs to see this. #entrepreneur #Startup #Chamillionaire #E40 #Convoz https://www.instagram.com/p/Bx-i3IUh0eJ/?igshid=1dhfhdrcffin2

[castdemos]

Happy July 1st!!!! Only 6months left before 2020. Here's to crossing off goals on our new years resolution list and adding new ones. If you've been cruising by this whole time, you need to put that car in drive now and start taking action. 2019 is not over yet, you still got time to start that business, make that video, quit that job(sleep on that one 1st), ask that person out, go to the gym, etc.. We got this! Even I got stuff I've pushed to the side that I promised myself I would take action on but haven't yet. I got a couple of excuses that I used to help me sleep better at night. No more of the BS, no more excuses, time to deliver. You got the second half of 2019, and just like me we are going to show up and show out 😝. Ps: Catch me on #scriblyz enjoying the hottest online stories and poems. Pss: Catch Me on #convoz for some 1 on 1 conversation #july1st #2ndhalf #happyjuly1st #july #incrediblecast #goals #goalchaser #womenempowerment #bossbabe #10xmindset #10x #mostwontiwill #mindset #motivationmonday #motivation #empowerment #yougotthis #wegotthis #entrepreneur https://www.instagram.com/p/BzYAF28Acwz/?igshid=19v0bjznjogmm

[joannacutting]

My Convoz pitch. There’s always a first time coming in to the next level.

[sellingforstartups]

Chamillionaire is the entrepreneur’s entrepreneur. There is an art and a science to a great pitch. Chamillionaire gave us a master class on it in LA.

[fcfvafeed]

Link in bio.. . . Chamillionaire has a new app called Convoz, have you tried it yet? . #apps #convoz #bigo #liveme #rap #hiphop #rapcommunity #hiphopculture #fidelcashflowva https://www.instagram.com/p/B6TSbA9F6dw/?igshid=1efflvpq26e7p

[jude-thedude98]

When some people in youtbwo4lr make you feel like an inconvenience you conveniently still make your life the convenient store that you gas yourself up at|for|with. Pump yourself up because no one pays the gas bill that it takes for you to drive yourself to do better every day. No one but you.

— pimpanigga bread (pumpernickel bread) s.a.n. d.m.f. & r.j.h. convoz

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[domthedealmaker]

#Repost @blackenterprise with @get_repost ・・・ @chamillionaire along with West Coast rapper and investor @e40, and the equity investing platform Republic have teamed up to award a minority and/or women-founded startup with a $25,000 investment. The contest was announced on Convoz, an app and social video conversation platform that Chamillionaire launched last year. The deadline for submitting your investment pitch is June 15 and the winner will be announced June 21. To enter the competition, download the Convoz app for iOS or Android. . . . . #chamillionaire #startups #womenstartups #begreat #blackbusiness #entrepreneurs #blackinvestors #melaninmagic #SupportBlackBusiness #E40 #Convoz #supportblackownedbusinesses #empoweringwomen #startupbusiness #blackenterprise https://www.instagram.com/p/BybR59XlokR/?igshid=1d7vdpqb1pg32