#coolest robin inbox

[dead-ma-outlaw]

>:(

*takes tire and runs*

MOTHERFUCKER-

@arrowsnsarcasm , round up the rest of the Outlaws.

All the other Jasons.........get your goddamn guns.

@dickgraysonfr look at this! Your little wing is being bullied! They kicked my bike and stole my tire! Don't you wanna help? 🥺

[velvet-cupcake-games]

Made Marion Monday Mini-Update

I've posted Robin's first CG for all to see, since it will be added to the common route (aka the Enhanced Demo content) that many of you have already read. Beta Backers: If you follow Tumblr more closely than our KS updates, do check your inbox! There is important info for you in there!

Becky: Finished coding Robin Chapter 1 and submitted our playtest client to Steam for review. Had some coding delays due to needing to do a full-game code sweep because of sound system changes (and I used the opportunity to do some code cleanup that will help us remain bug-free going forward). Will be coding in Chapter 2 this week while waiting for review.

I have officially frozen our client at Ren'py 8.1.0. There will be no more Ren'py updates, so no more full-game code sweeps should be needed.

Arrapso: Robin CG 1 complete, fiddly bits for the beta release in-progress.

Lawri: Naughty Druid Crevasse in-progress

Sandra: BG 45 complete (it was a doozy, and is going to be one of our coolest BGs!). SEKRIT sprite edits and BG 46 in progress.

[jesterpunk]

what are the soups Smash Bros. mains?

what a good question, it's been sitting in my inbox cus I'm currently in hospital after having just had top surgery, but I saw it and wanted to answer immediately.. woke up from a nap now so let me think 👀

left to right with the height chart:

mawie: Kirby, browser Jr

ro-v: Minecraft steve

kicks: incineroar or any of those SF bitches bc they allow u to input combos

jester: Wario, prhrana plant, inkling

skiff: shulk, Robin, one of those technical fighters where u gotta keep track of a second stat for optimal gameplay

Lex: duckhunt, Diddy kong, wiifit

Nabil: villager, Sora, minmin

Laszlo: kkrool or Fox only final desto

Sookie: donkey Kong, daisy, isabelle

i think canonly mawie, Sookie, lex and Nabil would just not be smash gamers. Marie does not understand any games and just presses the button she finds the coolest on the GameCube controller (the LR obvs, they are so stimmy) and Sookie, lex and Nabil probably aren't much into fighting games, lex and Sookie having not great reaction time and then Nabil having .. overreaction time. too jumpy. I imagine they're all more into casual or cute games like unboxing or stardew valley

thank u for the soup ask!!! 💕

[stardewitagain]

It is time!!!

I’ve finally emptied out the inbox! And because it’s around the time for religious excuses to miss work and school winter celebrations, I’ve made y’all a gift of my own! I have a list of weird things I’ve said/heard over the years and thought “hey wouldn’t it be funny if I did a ‘stardew characters as these’ thing?” So here it is! ALL stardew characters as weird things I’ve heard! Happy holidays, kiddos!

(Note: all characters are sorted by alphabet)

Abigail: my dad slept through it all cuz he’s a bitch

Alex: I hit myself in the face with a dog earlier. It wasn't my dog.

Bouncer: He’s six years old he’s lived his life

Caroline: Do you want to shit fucking tide pods?

Clint: He says “happy birthday! Here’s your gift!” And hands me his half eaten poptart

Dwarf: ...and then just beats him with a trash can

Demetrius: Do your nipples need glasses too?

Elliott: If there’s a wasp you’ll see me do the most beautiful rain dance you’ve ever seen to get away from it

Elliott’s crab: Bandit One-Nipple

Emily: Ooh who she? She purty! Oh wait that’s me- (bonus: ...and it ended with her wearing 20 shirts, 7 pairs of skinny jeans, and 5 potatoes.)

Evelyn: My dog smells like concentrated grandma

Farmer: I am only emotionally prepared to give you a pineapple

George: Oh Jesus I forgot about the sausages (bonus: oh great, I got special arthritis!)

Gil: It’s hard to work with hairy metal

Governor: Stard

Grandpa: I thought you said “I have the coolest drugs in the world” and I was like “yes you do, Alec”

Gunther: I didn’t forget horses, they are just pants

Gus: i don’t even know where north dakota is, is it the beans?

Haley: Would I give you cooties for being a lesbian?

Harvey: ^ idk, it might cancel out because we’re both gay

Henchman: I'll throw a pineapple so quick you'll think you've been shot

Jas: Mom, will you hand me a chicken tender by putting it between my toes?

Jodi: I like how you just came in here and looked us in the eyes like you didn’t just spray half a can of whipped cream into a taco shell (bonus: YOU DONT PUT SODA IN A BURRITO)

Kent: I’d like to think that was the moment when [Jodi]’s mom looked at me and said “I hope that guy dates my daughter someday. That guy who’s wearing 100 shirts and eating yogurt.”

Krobus: Dinner time does not account for cannibalism, please don’t kill each other

Leah: I’m a hipster today, would you like to ask about my vegan Prius

Lewis: Diet Coke tastes like bandaids and mashed potatoes

Linus: Do not look at me or I will die

Marlon: These are our TVs and our tater tots and they’re not having either one

Marnie: We named one of our dodos “Emergency Chicken Thighs” and he’s stuck floating in mid air and we don’t know how to get him down

Maru: (trying to remember the word for therapist) “hang on...it’s not a booty call...”

Morris: That’s what rich people smell like: pickles and salt (bonus: “what’s this smell?” “The greed of the rich.”)

Mr. Qi: it’s rock o’clock

Pam: Yes but I only have no hands

Penny: Do not make me turn this library around

Pierre: There’s not enough butter on the rolls until your house is on fire

Robin: put the feet in the trash

Sam: “We need a garbage hole...what else would you call it?” “...a trash can?” “...I forgot that’s a word” (bonus: you wrote a bible! For the garbage hole!)

Sandy: “That’s what they call me in the club” “Large patch of sand?”

Sebastian: God nerfed me by making me queer (bonus: everyone knows motorcycles are a gateway to gay)

Shane: It’s like riding a bike: you try it once, crash into a tree, and never do it again

Traveling Cart Merchant: The best I can get is barbecue toothpaste

Vincent: It's got hooves. But it's a cat. But it's a dog. But it's on fire. And it's got horns. (Bonus: Be prepared for an Oreo to fall out of your bed)

Willy: You might like getting choked but turtles don’t so keep your FUCKIN plastic out of the ocean

Witch: I’m gonna steal Jesus cheese

Wizard: I’m minding my own business, you should try it (bonus: The lgbt community came from a rainbow bird the size of a giraffe)

Thanks and credit to @just-yelling-dark-vengeance and @kennysbog for most of the things on this list!

[dead-ma-outlaw]

Babe, a magic anon made me a White Lantern. Not sure how to feel.

Oooh, fancy. What does that mean?

[dead-ma-outlaw]

I will do this to several Jason's to see the reactions.

Look. (It's completely safe i promise-)

Hmm.........I'll have to remember that next time replacement's being annoying.

[dead-ma-outlaw]

{Stares before blinking.} "Best place to gamble at Gotham? I got told Crime Alley and Iceberg, but i want some more"

@official-absolute-haljordan

Alright, my personal favorite place is this card house on 42nd, inside the movie theater - when you go in, tell them you want tickets for Ender's Game and they'll tell you where to go.

[dead-ma-outlaw]

If you could be a vegetable what vegetable would you be?

An onion. People either hate me or love me, and I have a lot of layers. And I make people cry.

[dead-ma-outlaw]

*blinks*

That was dramatic from me poking the bike.

*kicks it and scurries off*

@jasonwayne-todd , @jason-t0dd , @todd-is-not-dead

..........We got a job to do. We're not gonna stand for such blatant disrespect of the Red Hood bike, right?

[dead-ma-outlaw]

*throws helmet at you* father said I have to return this

@the-only-real-son

Gets hit in the face

Ow! You little shit-

Ahem

Thanks, demon spawn. You better not have put something in it.

[dead-ma-outlaw]

*gives you a sourdough starter*

..........alright, I'm game. I'm probably gonna kill this thing within a week, but we can try.

@teatimealfie what the hell do I do with this?

[dead-ma-outlaw]

I don’t have a signed one, but I do have a good condition Poe anthology

*gifts you a leatherbound Poe anthology*

-Gabriel

yessssssssss I'm gonna go brood on the roof with this

@jasonwayne-todd BROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[dead-ma-outlaw]

Guess who had to have a bath today after getting into the flour while I was baking.

And I'm guessing that went about as well as trying to get Tim to go to sleep?

[dead-ma-outlaw]

*Noms on your sleeve*

@first-boy-wonder

Looks down at you

Oh- Hi, kiddo.

Ruffles your hair gently

What're you tryna eat my jacket for, huh? Shouldn't you be with B?

[dead-ma-outlaw]

MY EYESSSSSSSSSSSSSS

@official-dickiebird I've been flashbanged by your horrible fashion choices.

[dead-ma-outlaw]

favorite song?

Well, this is my patrol playlist:

But my favorite song off it is probably Back in Black by AC/DC