#coolest robin talks

[dead-ma-outlaw]

'Sup, fuckers?

I know you little Gotham freaks are on here, so I'm joining the scene.

I'm Jason Todd, though y'all would better recognize the name Red Hood.

B caught me being a little shit and trying to rob the Batmobile, got kidnapped adopted, died, came back to life (with the green magic death juice), now I'm back to kicking ass.

My bike is my baby and if you breathe on her the GCPD will never find your body.

I'm a big reader. Fav book is Pride and Prejudice (no, it is not a "girl book" - try actually reading it, assholes.)

Desperately in love (and ✨ENGAGED✨) with @arrowsnsarcasm

Talk at ya later - I got bad guys to shoot and siblings to annoy 🏍️💨

//OOC

Hiya! This is my second DC RP blog (check out my main at @batmans-favorite-robin and my Damian Wayne RP blog at @the-littlest-wayne and my Conner Kent RP blog at @superboy-with-the-good-hair !)

Some rules:

This is basically Jason as we see him in WFA. NO, he does not hate Bruce. There's definitely a lil' bit of ~angst~ there, but they have an actual relationship. This Jason goes to therapy! This Jason has mental health problems and will occasionally mention heavier concepts!

I'm open to playing Jason romantically, but only with a Roy. Suggestive content is okay, but I'll definitely tell you to back the hell off if I need to.

Just don't be a dick. Only Dick allowed is Grayson :)

BATCEST DNI!

Mun is 18+

#coolest robin reblogs - just whatever I find interesting in character

#coolest robin talks - chats!

#coolest robin ask + #coolest robin answer + #coolest robin inbox - inbox stuff

#Todd tunes - music

Looking forward to chatting with you guys!

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@robin-wing-man Damnit, you're being weird again. B-!

uhhh. bruce wayne modelling gig. have a good day 🥰

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>:(

*takes tire and runs*

MOTHERFUCKER-

@arrowsnsarcasm , round up the rest of the Outlaws.

All the other Jasons.........get your goddamn guns.

@dickgraysonfr look at this! Your little wing is being bullied! They kicked my bike and stole my tire! Don't you wanna help? 🥺

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Babe, a magic anon made me a White Lantern. Not sure how to feel.

Oooh, fancy. What does that mean?

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@imbatman-imtired , @dickgraysonfr , @timbits-drake , @the-only-real-son , @ccassandra-cain , @stillnotawayne , @batsignal-irl

✨I'M ENGAGED!✨

✨I'M ENGAGED!✨

✨I'M ENGAGED!✨

✨I'M ENGAGED!✨

✨I'M ENGAGED!✨

✨I'M ENGAGED!✨

ROY SAID YES! I'VE GOT A GODDAMN FIANCÉ!

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@official-dickiebird us

i love seeing cardinals and bluejays together i’m always like “hehe.. evil siblings”

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I will do this to several Jason's to see the reactions.

Look. (It's completely safe i promise-)

Hmm.........I'll have to remember that next time replacement's being annoying.

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{Stares before blinking.} "Best place to gamble at Gotham? I got told Crime Alley and Iceberg, but i want some more"

@official-absolute-haljordan

Alright, my personal favorite place is this card house on 42nd, inside the movie theater - when you go in, tell them you want tickets for Ender's Game and they'll tell you where to go.

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what if I died.

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@dickgraysonfr I still don't know how you haven't figured that one out yet.

Jason saying to his older brother " Night, wing" before he goes to bed feeling so smug he came up with that pun.

Meanwhile, Dick is confused why Jason simply says his superhero name before he goes to sleep.

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@arrowsnsarcasm just got done with training, babe.

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If you could be a vegetable what vegetable would you be?

An onion. People either hate me or love me, and I have a lot of layers. And I make people cry.

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*blinks*

That was dramatic from me poking the bike.

*kicks it and scurries off*

@jasonwayne-todd , @jason-t0dd , @todd-is-not-dead

..........We got a job to do. We're not gonna stand for such blatant disrespect of the Red Hood bike, right?

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@official-dickiebird Hmmm.........lying to the kid again, I see.

~memories of the 80s~

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*throws helmet at you* father said I have to return this

@the-only-real-son

Gets hit in the face

Ow! You little shit-

Ahem

Thanks, demon spawn. You better not have put something in it.

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Jesus, Dickhead. Have some dignity about what you put on your Instagram.

You know Bruce is gonna give you shit for this and make you take it down, right?

@official-dickiebird