#cosmichumor

[dazzlesizzle]

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A hilarious design featuring a funny alien with huge eyes holding a phone and flashing a peace sign while taking a selfie. The bold text “Rizz Activated” adds a playful, trendy twist — perfect for fans of memes, aliens, and good vibes!

[nightmare-tee]

🌌🛸 Dance Like No Humans Are Watching! 👽✨

Ever wondered what happens when aliens discover ballet? 🚀💃 This funny and quirky UFO ballerina T-shirt is perfect for sci-fi lovers, dancers, and anyone who loves a little cosmic humor! Dance like the universe is watching—because humans are stuck on Earth! 🌍✨

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[ideaswords]

Today's All New Improved Unified Theory! After six-plus decades of observation and synthesis, I'm pleased to report that my most recent analysis has produced a comprehensive unified theory which, of course, is triune in nature... # There are, it seems, three paradoxically overlapping modes, mutually incompatible (at least from the limited view that we can see) at work in Universe. — # 1. Cause and effect, or predetermined sequence aka 'the clockwork' qv Newton, # 2. Indeterminate randomness, quantum uncertainty, chaos... The Butterfly Effect, Schrodinger's Cat qv Pauli, et al # 3.Transcendental Magick or synchronicity, CG Jung, Alan Moore, Emerson, Leonard Shlain # The first likely appears to apply only at macrocosmic levels, matter, gravitation, wave field propagation etc. # The second at the quantum level of all matter and energy being always on the edge between existence and non-existence. # The third only arises from the interconnected engagement of consciousness with the foregoing. It is a weft of eternal golden threads which embroider the mundane fabric of spacetime. # #takeitorleaveit #philosophy #Magick #universe #unifiedfieldtheory #cosmicconsciousness #cosmichumor #carljung #quantummagick #hermeticism #thoth #eternalgoldenthread (at Galena Design Foundation) https://www.instagram.com/p/BqIKunfDDTX/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1kej2flm4e9r0

[worsethanmanyfairies]

Sherlock Holmes

I have to wonder, for a character as frequently remixed and reimagined as Holmes, does the collective unconscious go raw-archetype, tailor the design to suit the user, or just mash every Sherlock together in a hideous katamari of cryonic cyborg rat-doctor versions of assorted celebrities?

[downdogma-blog]

Yep, it’s one of those can’t find your keys all day, break glass and spill water, your brother visiting from Florida laughingly calls you a train 🚂 wreck when he has to help Mom bring you a car for the day , 😹roll on the floor and laugh at life’s cosmic humor, in between HANDLING YOUR BUSINESS #kindofdays 📍Turns out I get to blame my lost keys on a friend, love that (though know I take responsibility when it’s mine to take). 📍Turns out I didn’t need that mason jar anyway. 📍Turns out this goddess doesn’t care if I looks like a train wreck out there or not cause I’m more stable and in love on the inside than I’ve ever been. 📍Turns out life’s bad boy side is sexy just like it’s good side is beautiful. 📍Turns out I can wear bright orange pants and balance or crack my heart wide open when I feel the timing is right. 📍Turns out I’m enjoying riding the wave 🌊 who’s surfing 🏄‍♀️ this year with me!? ✌🏻 #whee #lifeispoetry #yogaislife #wordrant #duality #cosmichumor #goddesswisdom #downdogma https://www.instagram.com/p/BsJd56vhYgd/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=61tqn22673ta

[thedrunkenminstrel]

I like space pirates.

[ask-cobra-commander-blog]

Since COBRA has been driven underground and we're trying to get back on the public's radar, we've decided to just be open about this fact.

((Oh hooray! An excuse to draw (most of) DeCobray's surprisingly attractive face! Also: see Renegades if you have any questions.))

[fuckyeahmst3k]

Starring Santa Claus! Shonen Knife! The Easter Bunny! Sailor Moon!

I used to be virulently anti-Pix but now I'm ProPix.

[worsethanmanyfairies]

[thedrunkenminstrel]

This movie was dog shIT.

[endreal]

Violent psychotics in love

The Horror of Our Love, Ludo

Power Underneath Despair, Blue Öyster Cult

Hit Me With Your Best Shot, Pat Benatar

Kiss With A Fist, Florence and the Machine

Stuck With You, Voltaire ft. Amanda Palmer

BONUS TRACK

Hurts So Good, John Mellencamp

[cutegirlsdoingcutethings]

Cute girls fighting for justice!

[fuckyeahmst3k]

No no it's like the episode of Doctor Who with the third doctor and the daleks and-

It's the Daleks! Exterminate! Exterminate!

[phyrexie]

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Punch your professor in the snout! Establish dominance!

I'm pretty sure Nanako could do more damage than me. Good thought though. xD

[worsethanmanyfairies]

jerry look

[thedrunkenminstrel]

I had some things to say about Hellraiser 2!