#crack(ier) version is that he popped out as a snake
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i've seen some genuinely incredible designs for orochimaru's parents but i just wanna throw my own hc out to see if anyone else likes it:
they were two completely normal people. orochimaru was just born like that
#naruto#naruto shippuden#orochimaru#ftr his parents were never like dicks about it. genuinely solid relationship pre-dying#he just came out Strange#and they were like ''we love our weird little kiddo''#crack(ier) version is that he popped out as a snake#and every time someone tried to check his junk to gender him he got startled and turned back into one#''honey you appear to have given birth to a snake- oh wait no it's a kid now''#''that's odd. boy or girl?''#''hm let me- oh snake again. hm''
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