#craig x stan

[bbathsalts]

Stan Marsh has autism thank u for coming to my ted talk

[ofstaigweek]

Very soon!

[ledoggi]

Stan and Craig were raised in the circus since their childhood, here you have to learn to survive on your own, work and earn your own food. Both are very talented in high risk acrobatics, they are mostly known for their enormous trust in each other daring to perform the craziest tricks ever seen. The younger and more extreme the performance the better the circus will receive you and you will both enjoy the amenities. They like to bet on who will be the first to make a mistake and hurt the other, that's why every show is like the last one they will share.

[tarantutax]

What if you get stuck with your highschool rebound in the zombie apocalypse? Well Stan Marsh and Craig Tucker said slowburn! They are the boyfrienemies ever

[zrckstarz]

staig 💙❤️

[lightningmcqueer95]

Stan stubbed his toe and begs Craig to carry him around. Who’s Craig to argue with those puppy dog eyes?

[mizuki-the-ghoul]

addition to previous post

[gaechkas]

finally got something

[everlasting-luv]

Stan: "You have 4 inches over me but you're acting all high and mighty about it. Grow the hell up."

Craig: "Well, obviously I've grown a lot better than you did."

Stan: *narrows his eyes* "I will end you."

[pekejscatbed]

Like Dinosaurs | Craig x Pete x Stan

Info/Warnings:

High School AU, referenced/implied sexual content but No Smut, kissing/making out, swearing bc its South Park, headcanon that Pete lives with his uncle bc I say so

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Pete "Hairflip Goth" Thelman did not expect for this happen- 'this' being Stanley "Stan" Marsh and Craig Tucker showing up at the Goth Kid's smoking spot (Michael and Henrietta graduated last year, and Firkle had been hanging out with the Canadian boy, Ike Broflovski, more and more, so Pete has been alone for a good awhile now)- kissing, no less! And yet, here he is, staring wide-eyed at the two of hottest guys in school- in the whole damn town!- as they lock lips in front of him as if he isn't even there. 

(Maybe to them, Pete isn't. In fact, Pete is almost certain they didn't even see him when he walked up- seems they were too busy sucking face to even make it to the goddamn table! Hell, it seems Craig just pinned Stan to the wall and held him there like he was some fucking helpless cheerleader! (ironic, considering Stan IS South Park High's star quarterback and could easily overpower Craig with his muscles, despite lacking in height.))

(Pete wants to be both Stan and Craig; wants to be restrained by Craigs lengthy height, while also wanting to encase Stan with his own height, though not as tall as Craig.)

It doesn't seem like the two will stop kissing anytime soon, and Pete, despite enjoying the show, isn't comfortable with watching others without their explicit consent. So, the romantic goth just turns to walk away. I can always go back to what I did before I met the other goths, I guess. Eating in the toilets it is.

As Pete begins to walk away, he hears a moan and freezes- well, he would've, if he hadn't just tripped over his own two feet and fallen face first to the ground with a yelped "shit!", his metal Edgar Allen Poe lunch box slipping from his grasp and landing a couple of feet away.

Maybe if I don't move, they won't see me. Like dinosaurs.

A moment of silence passes. Then another.

...Pete hears shuffling behind him, then feels a pair of footsteps right next to him.

"Ya gonna get up, or what, hairflip?" The voice is nasally and deep- hot, and when Pete looks up, he sees Craig mother-fucking Tucker standing above him.

"Nah," Pete says with all the confidence in the world, a goofy grin spread wide on his face as if he didn't just gay panic and fall to the ground after catching two (incredibly) good looking men make out and then proceed to lay on said ground in embarrassment, "I like it down here."

A snort comes from behind Craig, and then Stan Marsh is also standing right next to Pete's fallen body; but whereas Craig just stands there, Stan reaches out a hand and offers to pull the goth back up onto his feet. "Can't be that comfortable down there, Thelman."

After a moment's hesitation, Pete accepts the offer and grabs onto Stan's hand, allowing himself to be pulled up from the ground- Holy shiiit, he's strong!

"Thanks..." Pete looks up once he's back on his feet, only to be met face-to-face with Stan, "bro."

The word comes out awkward and strained, and Pete has to stop himself from flinching.

Stan raises an eyebrow. "Uh, no problem... dude?"

A nasally laugh has both Pete and Stan turning towards Craig, who looks at them like they're idiots. "Y'all might as well fuck and get it over with."

Stan screeches- screeches! - and looks like he's about ready to punch that stoic expression off of Craig's face.

Pete, on the other hand, grins again despite the color creeping up on his cheeks. "I'm down. What do you say, big boy?"

Again, Stan makes a noise of disbelief.

"Told ya he was gay, Marsh." Craig nudges Stan, making him stumble into Pete; the two of them grab on each other's arms, Pete's gay panic returning as he feels Stan's hands grip onto his biceps. "I totally caught him staring your ass the other day."

Oh, shit.

(Pete had, in fact, been staring at Stan's ass the other day, and he knew he'd been caught by Craig when the chullo hat adorned man looked him in the eyes and raised his eyebrows; Pete had tried to play it off, raising his brows back, but Craig kept his normally stoic expression (seriously, does the guy not know how to make any other face?!) and flipped the goth off before turning away.)

"He was not!" Stan denies Craig's claim, looking into Pete's eyes as he pulls away, regaining his balance. "Right, Thelman? Tell him!"

"Yeah, uh..." Pete trails off, rubbing the back of his neck and looking from Stan to Craig, who raises his lips a little in a small smirk (So he DOES know how to make other expressions!), then back to Stan. "He's not wrong."

"What?!" Stan glares at Pete, though his look holds no malice, only disbelief and slight confusion.

Pete smiles sheepishly. "What? You gotta nice ass, dude!"

"Damn right he does." Craig snorts and smacks Stan's ass. "'s even better when he's on his hands and knees."

"I'm leaving. Neither of you talk to me ever again." Stan turns around and begins walking away (he doesn't trip like Pete had).

"See ya tonight, princess!" Craig calls to Stan's retreating figure, the words, though obviously meaning to be mocking, sounding almost concerned.

And Stan, whether he catches the tone in Craig's voice or not, sticks up his middle finger without missing a step (Really taking after his boyfriend(? friend with benefits?), huh). "Fuck you, Tucker!"

(Pete and Craig both shamelessly watch Stan walk away, and Craig even wolf-whistles.)

When Stan is out of sight, Craig turns towards Pete.

"Your uncle works late, yeah? We'll be over later." Craig walks always before Pete can form a coherent sentence, throwing his middle finger up in goodbye. "See ya, Thelman!"

It's only as Pete bends over to pick up his abandoned lunchbox that he remembers: Craig Tucker works at the gas station situated across the trailer park where Pete lives.

Fuck.

[fr0glovesstrawberry]

Stan doesn't feel completely comfortable with it.

[moved2fshfish]

south park art dump for tumbler 🔥 💯 warning YAOI!!!!

[ofstaigweek]

[pikumi-peepee]

they all got hit w my sillyinator

[hellhoundclown]

you’ll never guess who my favourite south park character is

[tw1zzl3rz]

Silly little guys 😖💕