#crisispider

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@crisispider // from here.

"They just don't get it," Wade sighs, shoulders drooping dramatically. "I mean, yeah-- action value, comic accuracy, money shots, blah-dee-blah-blah, but how're we supposed to do super-stuff if we aren't comfy about it, right?

"Fox only ever let me wear the robe after the credits."

<You know what I mean.>

"I'd be jealous if I didn't think that shade of pink would clash with all my black and red." Resting his weight on one foot and the other's ankle, Wade gestures to himself, hand flapping from the top of his head towards the rest of his body. "You nail it, though. Very malewife.

"...granted, the baby makes it extra cute."

The fact she's sleeping, too! Ooh! If Wade had ovaries, they'd be tingling.

"I've never seen you with a baby before."

[thefastestaround]

@crisispider "How does it feel to know that I'm close to a perfect match for you but I picked CLINT BARTON over you?"

"I'm glad you two are happy? Are you expecting me to be upset that you filled out an easy bingo card?"

[inhcritance]

♡ + The booys

Send me a ♡ plus a ship and I'll tell you... || Accepting

𝚆𝙷𝙾 𝙰𝚂𝙺𝙴𝙳 𝚆𝙷𝙾 𝙾𝚄𝚃 𝙵𝙸𝚁𝚂𝚃?

It was not so much asking out as trying to make sure they were both on the same page, and Harry started the conversation when he realized that, even after everything, he'd caught feelings.

𝚆𝙷𝙾 𝚆𝙴𝙽𝚃 𝙸𝙽 𝙵𝙾𝚁 𝚃𝙷𝙴 𝙵𝙸𝚁𝚂𝚃 𝙺𝙸𝚂𝚂?

Peter did, and not long after came the aforementioned conversation.

𝚆𝙷𝙾 𝙶𝙸𝚅𝙴𝚂 𝚃𝙷𝙴 𝙾𝚃𝙷𝙴𝚁 𝙽𝙸𝙲𝙺𝙽𝙰𝙼𝙴𝚂?

Peter, more often than not.

𝚆𝙷𝙾 𝙲𝙾𝙾𝙺𝚂 𝚃𝙷𝙴 𝙼𝙴𝙰𝙻𝚂?

Whoever has the time, otherwise it's takeout for them. Harry likes cooking, yes, but he doesn't often have the time, given his responsibilities to Oscorp, Alchemax and New York.

𝚆𝙷𝙾 𝙷𝙰𝚂 𝙱𝙴𝚃𝚃𝙴𝚁 𝚃𝙰𝚂𝚃𝙴 𝙸𝙽 𝙼𝚄𝚂𝙸𝙲?

Harry will insist it's him. It's debatable.

𝚆𝙷𝙾 𝙷𝙾𝙶𝚂 𝚃𝙷𝙴 𝙱𝙴𝙳?

Peter. Harry doesn't mind at all.

𝚆𝙷𝙾 𝚆𝙰𝙺𝙴𝚂 𝚄𝙿 𝙵𝙸𝚁𝚂𝚃?

None of them have a functional sleep schedule. Time is an illusion, and the bed is only made if Harry wakes up after Peter.

𝚆𝙷𝙾 𝙼𝙰𝙺𝙴𝚂 𝚃𝙷𝙴 𝙲𝙾𝙵𝙵𝙴𝙴?

Whoever who is awake, when he is awake.

𝚆𝙷𝙾'𝚂 𝚃𝙷𝙴 𝙱𝙸𝙶 𝚂𝙿𝙾𝙾𝙽?

It varies with the day.

𝚆𝙷𝙾 𝚂𝚃𝙰𝚈𝚂 𝚄𝙿 𝚃𝙷𝙴 𝙻𝙰𝚃𝙴𝚂𝚃?

Whoever is more busy that day. Neither the vigilante nor the CEO have actual sleep schedules.

𝚆𝙷𝙾 𝚁𝙴𝙰𝙲𝙷𝙴𝚂 𝙵𝙾𝚁 𝚆𝙷𝙾'𝚂 𝙷𝙰𝙽𝙳?

Both, but Harry a bit more often, when he can do it discreetly.

𝚆𝙷𝙾'𝚂 𝙰 𝙵𝙰𝙽 𝙾𝙵 𝙿𝙳𝙰?

Peter. Harry only isn't because he has so many eyes on him as a public figure.

𝚆𝙷𝙾 𝚂𝙽𝙾𝚁𝙴𝚂?

Peter, a little.

𝚆𝙷𝙾 𝙶𝙴𝚃𝚂 𝙰𝙽𝙽𝙾𝚈𝙴𝙳 𝙼𝙾𝚁𝙴 𝙴𝙰𝚂𝙸𝙻𝚈?

Harry, but he's also able to calm himself just as easily.

𝚆𝙷𝙾 𝙸𝙽𝙸𝚃𝙸𝙰𝚃𝙴𝚂 𝚂𝙴𝚇?

Both of them, depending on the moment.

𝚆𝙷𝙾 𝙰𝚂𝙺𝚂 𝚆𝙷𝙾 𝙵𝙾𝚁 𝚃𝙷𝙴𝙸𝚁 𝙷𝙰𝙽𝙳 𝙸𝙽 𝙼𝙰𝚁𝚁𝙸𝙰𝙶𝙴?

Peter asks Harry to marry him, and Harry says yes.

𝙼𝚈 𝙼𝚄𝚂𝙴'𝚂 𝙵𝙰𝚅𝙾𝚁𝙸𝚃𝙴 𝙼𝙴𝙼𝙾𝚁𝚈 𝙾𝙵 𝚈𝙾𝚄𝚁𝚂:

The first time Peter made Harry laugh, fully and genuinely. He'd been having a terrible day, and it had him reassess so many things about them both.

𝙰 𝚁𝙴𝙶𝚁𝙴𝚃 𝙼𝚈 𝙼𝚄𝚂𝙴 𝙷𝙰𝚂 𝚁𝙴𝙶𝙰𝚁𝙳𝙸𝙽𝙶 𝚈𝙾𝚄𝚁𝚂:

That they cannot be publicly together.

𝙸𝙵 𝚃𝙷𝙴𝚈 𝙲𝙾𝚄𝙻𝙳 𝙲𝙷𝙰𝙽𝙶𝙴 𝙾𝙽𝙴 𝚃𝙷𝙸𝙽𝙶:

If Harry could make sure his New York and his Oscorp would behave without him, he'd retire from the public eye to be with Peter.

𝚃𝙷𝙴𝙸𝚁 𝙻𝙾𝚅𝙴 𝙻𝙰𝙽𝙶𝚄𝙰𝙶𝙴𝚂 𝙰𝙲𝙲𝙾𝚁𝙳𝙸𝙽𝙶 𝚃𝙾 𝙼𝚈 𝙼𝚄𝚂𝙴:

Quality time, reassurances, teasing each other and spending time in a lab.

[biitchcakes]

Let's just IGNORE the bad photoshop skills, and focus on Peter being a menace even in space.

❝ Well, cool, now that we're BFFs, would you mind telling your boyfriend I'm not my bestie, I still don't think he believes me. . . Er ⸺ my original best bestie that is. No offense, Peter, since we're new BFFs and all. ❞

( grab a bingo card here ♥ ! )

[venbyte]

how many alarms do they need to wake up?

usually one is good enough to wake miguel up but he is someone who frequently uses the 'snooze' button, even when his alarms are quite literally lyla waking him up nine times out of ten. so unfortunately, even if he tries to keep sleeping, he might get away with it the first time before he's truly being forcibly being woken up. so one or two alarms, which miguel is not a morning person to begin with.

[eideticspider]

@crisispider asked: ❝  it’s late,  you might as well just stay here.  ❞

{✗} "Oh thank GOD--I didn't wanna embarrass myself by asking," she fell back against the sofa, putting a hand over her eyes to HIDE just how exhausted she was. She never wanted to IMPOSE on anyone, but after asking Peter to help her prepare for her CHEM final...all she could see behind her eyelids were chemical compounds and FORMULAS.

Not exactly SWEET dreams.

"Y'sure you don't MIND, Pete? I don't wanna be a burden."

[parainvestigate]

@crisispider hit the ♡ for a starter

"Just keep the webbing to yerself, wallcrawler."

[movedto-mastcrmarksman]

@crisispider -> gets a little thing cause i love you and clint misses his peter

❝ So you know that thing that I kept on putting off? ❞ He's got the best innocent smile that he could put on, pleading eyes that Peter won't even remember and so he'll be fine. Of course, how could he forget Peter's the one who brought it up in the first place weeks ago.

[izzysarchivedblogs]

Peter had been CHATTING with Chekov in the mess hall, the two of them had been working on figuring out a weird kink that had been going on with the transporter. They were just BOUNCING ideas off one another on how to go about fixing it.

He can see him there, across the hall.. watching, always watching..

It was enough to make Peter stand just A LITTLE taller, ( did he fix his hair just a little? Whose to say.) and there was a BOUNCE to his overall energy. For the most part he keeps his attention fully focused on Chekov, all too invested in the conversation no matter how cute Clint looked over there.

He had even taken note of the DOCTOR when he had joined HIM, and from the look of it teasing him about something. (He did however notice that Clint's gaze still didn't leave him..) it was at the lull of the conversation with Chekov, he finally FULLY looks over at Clint, meeting his gaze.

« I see you »

There is an attempt to make conversation with the doctor, or something of the sort. His heart isn't really in the conversation, and he does nudge for any gossip because that's really what there was when it came to ship life. Gossip about each other. He's pretending as best he can to be solely focused on Leonard as not to give anyone, the doctor presently, the satisfaction of teasing him further for obvious affection toward Peter Parker.

However, he fails that because his eyes are still drawn towards Pete, in his red code uniform, something of which he think any color looked good on Peter. Red's nice, and hey he's got a line to use on him later (it'd work) but really it was anything to get him to laugh. That was the thing about them, they had fun with each other and Clint doesn't even need to hear his laugh; because when Peter really laughed his whole body showed it. Always so expressive.

Peter's not looking towards his way at which has Clint tempted to find the most harmless small object that he can find it and flick it towards Peter. THAT'D BE RUDE, but he's never much cared about that. SO YES LEONARD, HE MAY AS WELL BEEN DROOLING.

He'd like attention and there's that rare Barton Luck when Peter finally turns his head in his direction. Soft eyes meting his, and Clint decides he doesn't care if he makes a fool of himself winking at Peter in full view. He'll talk with Leonard plenty; the doctor being on the higher end of the list of who he talked with more than others. The list went Peter (always more than others usually any chance and always in their quarters), Leonard and the other helmsman (between shifts, and they shared in the same role), than the rest of the senior officers and rest of the ship.

« I see you » THAT GETS CLINT TO RAISE HIS EYE BROWS. He points to himself, playing in total surprises and there's goofy grin as he continues the point.

« Me? Me? Me? » He keeps up, expression to match and than he's shaking his head. Smirk to his lips, always tended to curve on the side of his lip scar and than he's waving his hands off before signing more. « No. No you can NOT see me. »

He points towards Leonard, focus on Peter entirely. « You see Doctor Legendary Hands. » He shakes out his hands for effect, knowing full well that he has established that the doctor knew american sign and was following along. Is this that time where he explains he knows how to properly crush a windpipe? « Me? I am Invisible Man. You can't see me. » He covers his face for about two seconds, than looking back toward him. « See? Invisible. »

[beatfreesmysoul]

@crisispider peter vc: They just don't make them like that anymore... it's a real shame.

"Yeah, figured as much. But I mean, can't really be that much to track down a TPS-L2 though, right? They're like what, a hundred bucks or so?"

[arxchnoverture]

+ @crisispider liked for a Mayday starter !

+ " I TOTALLY have an answer for this, I swear. " Did she really ? Considering the BLACK EYE and bruises ? Oh, it was going to have to be a GOOD ANSWER indeed . And one that had to come off as she wasn't actually HURTING from all of them either .

[neonwebs]

@crisispider replied to your post “He only knows Pokémon and their names bc of Peter...”:

Peter vc: Awwwwww YOU DO LISTEN!!

​"Of course I do. I know how much you love your pocket monsters and space knights. You only talk about them all the time."

[normaltothemax]

@crisispider from here

“Nothing.” The answer was quick, automatic, a brief flash of panic coursing through her like it always did whenever he asked something similar. He couldn’t know, no one could know. Whether or not they were soulmates didn’t matter; if she ever told Peter what she could do, he wouldn’t believe her. He’d think she was crazy, try and have her committed.

She absolutely refused to go through that again.

So Max was stuck standing there, picking anxiously at the skin around her fingernails and chewing on her lip. Stuck trying to figure out a way to make him stay where it was safe, despite knowing he wouldn’t. “I just…I have a bad feeling.” He should trust her. Didn’t he trust her? Why couldn’t that be enough? “If you go out there, something’s going to happen, and…” He’d get hurt. He was going to get really hurt if he went out on his patrol today (yes, she knew about that, even if he hadn’t told her yet—perks of seeing into the future), and Max hated that. Hated the feeling of helplessness that came along with it, whenever he showed back up bloodied and bruised. Hated knowing she couldn’t stop it from happening.

Hated knowing he’d do it all again the next day, anyways.

[halfxspider]

"Miguel i just gotta know, I can't take the suspense anymore. Do you put those fangs to use in bed or?" - For the spicy headcanon meme Pete just has no shame so he asked himself

Spicy questions.

"If I answer you honestly will you stop interrupting me with pointless questions?" He's not going to wait for him to answer that and just assume he'll be left alone.

"Yes."

[weavecursed]

@crisispider gets a random starter.

it goes without saying that peter has been an interesting addition to their group, he was brave and strong but oh so idiotic at the same time. it seems that this time is no different from another, noticing the man with a bag of some kind over his head. eyes narrow ever so slightly, wondering what the hells was going through the man's mind. without a word spoken, he approaches him and grabs the bag from his head and pulls it off, an eyebrow raised at peter. ❛ should i even begin to ask you why you had a bag on your head ? or is this a new fashion statement that's not yet reached waterdeep that i am unaware of. ❜

[spinxeret]

"I do believe that's a CLEAN SWEEP baby! "

+ " Mmm, face it, tiger. I'M the one who hit the jackpot. "

@crisispider