#crush me daddy

[ihatemakingusernames]

ISO Full-time Fatass

Job responsibilities include taking your entire body weight and applying it to mine. Candidate will be subject to groping, within reason, and will be compensated with snacks. Desire to be fed and fattened is strongly encouraged.

Must be over 250lbs, required. Over 350lbs+ preferred.

Clothes are negotiable and will be discussed at time of interview.

For more information please contact: @ihatemakingusernames

[roosterscockpit]

I am so blowing this out of context, but 🥵🥵

[nnato]

[ssamorganhotchner]

i was not prepared for s11 hotch - like, the dad’s best friend trope is hands down the #1 trope for me, and i just want all that with s11 hotch because good god. and especially in the navy blue button down. brain = fried 🫠

I LOVE THE DADS BEST FRIEND TROPE OH MY GOD. I think my top 3 tropes are:

Step-dad (idk why but lawd have MERCY)

One-bed/coworkers to lovers

dads best friend (but also babysitter in here too because she babysits for her dads best friend's son hehe)

And you add dad bod hotch on TOP of dads best friend??? BESTIE. ALDKJFLDKHFLDKF I cannot handle it. I was watching S11 last night with @ssa-hotchnershoney and about FELL over like a thousand times because I couldn't control myself. I kept pausing it to scream and she kept getting mad lmfao I CANNOT HELP IT HE IS SO FUCKING HOT HALDHFJDLFDLKF JESUS

anyway.... look at him :')

*sigh* Daddy 😫

[slvttlylittlelilac]

"im old enough to be your dad"

okay so are you fucking me so hard i can only beg for more at your house or mine ???

[tojisun]

retired aizawa with cropped hair and dad bod oh yes i need him desperately.

thinking about how he’s so grouchy but soft. calls you his sweet love; his kitten—his pet, when it’s late at night and he has you riding him in the living room; his wife.

thinking about how habits die hard so he always sneaks up on you in silence; always walks a little bit in front of you in a crowded place to shield you from threats—what threats, you playfully asked him, and shouta was just a little too excited to play villain for you.

thinking about how you’re easily the only exception; how he’s never liked being handed things, a trauma response born from his time in heroics, but never when it comes to you. he just feels safer, and it’s a weird thing, he knows, because you’re a civilian but there is fortitude to be found in your love. and shouta basks in it, submerging himself in the overflowing pool of your affections.

(thinking about how he binds you with his capture weapon, suspending you in the air for him to play with. to make love with. you mewl and buck in your binds, and shouta croons because you have never looked as beautiful.)

[secondstar-acorn]

listening to talking dad ep 4 and gods the like/hate/want exercise is SO heartbreaking it makes me feral

highlights for me include:

“Henry…hates projections of masculinity that remind him of who he thinks he is. …I want you all to agree with the thing I want to do and like me for it. More than anything he wants to be perfect. He wants to be better than his dad…he feels like if he fiddles with everything just enough, it’ll be right.”

“Ron hates being out of the loop or confused….more than anything Ron wants the only voice in his head to be his own [rather than]… anybody he wants to impress.”

“What does Glenn want? Everything in his life to stay exactly the way it is.”

“Darryl hates the person he thinks he is.”

[lovezhype]

holy trinity

[yuwuta]

it’s so funny to think that there is no au where junpei lives because if mahito didn’t get to him, then megumi would have. canon megumi finding out not only that yuuji lied about being dead, but that while he was lying, he befriended another dark-haired emo, and then brought said emo back to school would be enough for megumi to decimate him, but it gets even funnier when you remember that if junpei studied jujutsu, he’d have been a shikigami user, too, which would just add even more fuel to the fire: yuuji lies about being dead, brings back an emo replacement that has the same technique as megumi. megumi would have killed him. he would have killed him, and had him resuscitated, just to kill him again. modern au is like yuuji gets transferred to a different homeroom one year and befriends junpei and megumi probably kicks him off the roof or something, or just bullies him so bad he stays away from yuuji, at least publicly. i do not believe that megumi would let that boy live if he could help it 😭

[maridoves]

i got a brand new phone case (〃∇〃)

[angelbambisworld]

😳Uhhh uhhhh😳

I'm just gonna tag some Simmons Sluts here: @elrohare @namelessbutters-doodles @ericsingerisababycat @ravenh37 @ilovehotfood1999 @mindofotherstars @glitter-sixx @gh0stfl0ra @genesimmonswife @ghostinyourface @genesstankycodpiece

[ineedadilf37]

he's gone and it has changed me forever

[princessmaaryy]

Please treat me like a princess… shower me with compliments, kisses, cuddle with me, shower me with gifts and flowers… and then… when we get time for ourselves, completely alone, just you and me, and no one can see us… fuck me like the little slut I am

[theteacherdom]

Date idea

I kidnap you, tie you up and fill up all your holes as I please!

[lovingwifey]

What do I need to do to pass?

[marejuka]

Crush on my teacher pt.2 tehe pt1 here

!TW! cnc

Maybe after the hook up we had he cant think of anything else but my body. Everytime im in his class he cant keep his head right and starts staring at me,all the other Students make jokes hes in love with me.

I just brush them off and say that they are crazy for that,in secret i desire him too..

I want nothing but his older hands on my young body, after a few weeks i Show up at his house.

I wore my fav dress,pretty underwear and my best perfume. He lets me inside and we start chatting as if im not his Student and this isnt allowed. He gives me wine and we sit down,talk about everything,but everytime i make a move he backs away. Its weird because he seemd to crave me so bad and now he isnt even looking at my clavage.

I get dissier and Number every second..there was something in my wine...?

When i cant move normaly anymore he starts groping me and undressing my body. I moan and plead,i can feel his dick getting so hard from my whimpers.

He starts Fingering me and my pussy is getting embarresing wet from him assaulting me. While he pulls his dick out he keeps telling me what hes gonna do to me and that i should be happy that he didnt beat me up to get me weak.

He makes me cry and whimper his Name all night long.

On the next Day i Wake up covered in bruises and his cum still in my holes