#d1lf

[beiasluv]

could i req being an f1 dilf's race engineer during their prime? like for ex. seb in his red bull era, jenson in brawn, fernando in renault, etc

a/n: knew I watched brawn gp documentary for a reason 🤭🤭 how you didn’t mention mark’s prime 😔✊

— jenson button

When you discovered Honda was going to resign, you had no idea how to go on. Of course, Jenson was your first priority – all the eyes were on the only female race engineer. They doubted you, snickered at you, and didn’t believe the team could make it. ‘Fuck them all, darling,’ and you’re here celebrating his win for the hundredth time. Drowned in champagne, dress hunched up a bit too far, or your heels in Jenson’s hand – he loved every moment of it. When you calm him down with only your voice in his ear or hug him when the whole world only cared for who’s P1. And, he loves kissing you pumping with adrenaline, camera flashing for the best angle.

— sebastian vettel

Sebastian was a menace. He is the lion of Singapore, and doesn’t apologize for winning. You loved being the one he mentioned you while soaking in sweat, smiling at his place in P1. ‘my lovely race engineer…’ Rumors spreading like wildfire but you two couldn’t give two fucks, saying you were good only for the sake of your driver. And he couldn’t care less, he got the hottest and smartest race engineer, and he’s wrapped around your little fingers. Obviously, there were times when he’s a dick, never listens to your advice, and he’s unapologetic about it – leaving him breathless when you pulled his Red Bull collar into a kiss to get him to think straight. ‘…do that again, schatz.’

— mark webber

His time in Red Bull was the most bittersweet moment of his life – and, of course, you were his heavenly sent angel in the midst of the stormy night. He would, and will, calm down whenever he hears your sweet voice in his comms. He blamed himself for not fighting harder for his place…and not fighting even harder for you, while the rest argued differently. And don’t even get me started on kissing him on his stubble good luck before any race – gripping your headset whenever he’s close to lifting off the ground, asking if he’s okay before even checking the piece of metal. ‘I’m alright, sugar..’ And then there are times when he kissed you too hard for getting that P1, showing you off.

— fernando alonso

One thing about villains was they know how to fight for what they love: Fernando included. He knows you were perfectly capable of protecting yourself against the stupid comments media had to offer, but he wouldn’t mind stepping in. Getting win after wins, other teams played suspecting eyes, claiming all the things they could. But you’ve tried to play under the radar, avoiding drama anywhere you walked on the grid. Hell, you can’t even be seen near other team’s drivers. And he doesn’t mind; plus, he knew he had the sweetest race engineer under his belt – and he doesn’t plan on letting go anytime soon. Just until you said I love you on the team radio, leaving him with a big smirk. ‘mi hermosa.’

[theymademesignup08]

Peeta Mellark’s real character arc was from shy pookie to traumatized dilf and that’s the most important thing.

[hamoodmood]

Do you like older guys??

I like dilfs (and this is what I mean👇)

(dni if you're not one of them ^^)

[shiningmoonn]

i'm craving older men's attention so much right now.

[hisdangerousgirl]

Its not a want, it’s a NEED🥲

[dilfismstan]

this edit of joel miller to hozier’s new song🧎‍♀️🧎‍♀️ GOOD LAWD I NEED HIM😩😩😩😩😩😩

[suspiramy]

I <3 my daddies

[midwestdoll]

my man my man my man

[d1lfs0nt0p]

my therapist can’t help me but a dilf for sure could

[beiasluv]

may i request love languages w the f1 dilfs please? 🙈

a/n: eeee yes!! request is still open 😘

They say that there are five love languages: physical touch, quality time, acts of service, gift giving, and words of affirmation…

— jenson button

Words of affirmation. He could never go wrong by telling you how much you drive him crazy in that sweet little dress he got for you or, just, simply existing in his life. Jenson Button knows how to sweet talk into your heart – he doesn’t have to try. If you got your nails done in a different shade, your hair a little shorter than usual? It wouldn’t be left unnoticed and unappreciated. And he doesn’t get anywhere without texting you a ‘good morning, my darling’ text, nor he could not go to sleep without one. And he wouldn’t leave the home without hearing you say ‘I love you.’ It’s that simple.

— sebastian vettel

Physical touch. Sebastian loves touching you in more than one way or the other. It takes just a simple gesture like a hand on your lower back, or firmly around your waist if he’s feeling territorial – but he’s past that phase. You could be walking in a crowd of thousands of people or just in a dimly lit street in Switzerland and he wouldn’t dare to let go of your hand. It’s just the way he wraps his arms around your waist when you lean a little too far over the edge or he way caresses your checks when he pulls you in, tracing the lines over and over like he is lost in your eyes. Also. Hugs are compulsory.

— mark webber

Acts of service. One way or the other, Mark is going to find a way to shower you with his love – one being a good old-fashioned gentleman for you. He ties your shoes, adjusts your dress, and opens the Porsche for you, and he does it unconsciously. Holding your hair up when you’re trying to wash your face. Then you’ll find yourself getting carried up the stairs to the bed when you’re a little under the weather, or just because your heels were getting a little too uncomfortable for your own good. He doesn’t complain – and will drop anything in a heartbeat for you.

— fernando alonso

Gift giving. He’s older than most drivers, he knows, but he also knows how to get to your heart. He’s the best at spending all he satisfied on the only agenda on his mind – you. He wouldn’t mind cashing out his black card, hell, he thinks you could even have it. But the joy of seeing your surprised face was even more fun than winning almost every race. You could walk hand-in-hand and the moment you glance at a mannequin for a little longer than he liked, that shop is coming home. It’s fun and games when your partner loves giving gifts, until he’s a formula one driver – a billionaire, perhaps.

[candyysays]

Damon Albarn Husband Material Pics <3

[hamoodmood]

Everything here is so true

[shiningmoonn]

i love making older men question themselves.

[spiritualangelonearth]

[xxmissdaytonax]

[dilfismstan]

as much as i despise the french i do NOT despise swann arlaud i think he’s beautiful gorgeous and the love of my life🧎‍♀️🧎‍♀️💕💕😚😚😚